POOP AT THE OFFICE
The Million Dollar Question
Why?
------ posted 7.30.2010 by McManager (10)
POOP AT THE OFFICE
The Second Half Of The Mess
This is what happens after it has been reported.
------ posted 7.29.2010 by Mr. Bob (10)
FUN WITH FECES
PooParcels.com: That's Some Crappy Chocolate
The shittiest-looking candy on the internet… tastes delicious!
------ posted 7.28.2010 by daphne (4909)
STORIES ABOUT POOP
Do The Chaplin: Quickly!
A parking lot and bushes never looked so good.
------ posted 7.27.2010 by the thin brown line (10)
STORIES ABOUT POOP
Farm Aid Fill Up
A concert of the human bowels? More like a cacophony.
------ posted 7.26.2010 by NHBound (10)
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A pet poop cleanup worker in St. Louis recently saw what appeared to be money sticking out of a pile of one of his customer's dog's turds. Steve Wilson, an employee of
Doody Calls Pet Waste, was unsure of
what to do at first, but he decided upon gingerly
removing the moolah from the feces, sanitizing the bills, and returning them to the dog's owner.
It turns out there were fifty-eight dollars worth of bills which, although torn, had intact serial numbers. This meant they could be exchanged for new bills and gives yet another meaning to the term "good shit."
I don't know about the rest of you, but I may don a pair of rubber gloves and head out on a turd search. I would think that the local doggy park is a good place to start.
THIS DAY IN POOPREPORT HISTORY:
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TECHNIQUES
Floss
Ten years into the existence of PoopReport, here's one we haven't heard before.
------ posted 7.31.2009 by turtle (27)
BMNEWSWIRE
The poo canoe heads for choppy waters (for charity!)
------ posted 7.31.2009 by IBS NO MORE (575)
STORIES ABOUT POOP
Sally
She was the special one.
------ posted 7.31.2008 by Chocolate Shark (54)
INTELLECTUAL CRAP
How Toilet Water Can Live Again
Forget everything you know about what happens when you flush.
------ posted 7.31.2007 by Dave (12018)
STORIES ABOUT POOP
While Searching For Poosey Ridge
Yes, there really is such a place. And during the search...
------ posted 7.31.2006 by Motherload (1071)
BMNEWSWIRE
Going over the wall with Kimberley-Clark
------ posted 7.31.2006 by Dave (12018)
FUN WITH FECES
Turd Terrorism... In Theory
Not that he would... but if he did...
------ posted 7.30.2003 by doniker (1576)
THE COLOSTOMY BAG
The Colostomy Bag: Mail From Readers
------ posted 7.30.2002 by Dave (12018)
BMNEWSWIRE
Beware of strangers bearing urine
------ posted 7.31.2002 by Hershey Squirts (647)
BMNEWSWIRE
Fatal anal disembowelment
------ posted 7.31.2002 by Hershey Squirts (647)
BMNEWSWIRE
The bidet: not just for sanitation any more
------ posted 7.31.2002 by Hershey Squirts (647)
