NEW CRAP

POOP AT THE OFFICE
The Handicrapper of Horrors
A bagger's nightmare.
------ posted 2.9.2010 by the pooping scholar (95)

FUN WITH FECES
Hypoothetical Questions
Don't worry. These won't be on the test.
------ posted 2.5.2010 by Theofanny (10)

CONTESTS
The 2009 Poop Report Of The Year
It's time once again to decide who writes the shittiest.
------ posted 2.4.2010 by daphne (4509)

TRAVEL LOGS
Two Ply Too Late
"Regrettably, I did not kill her. Instead, I began screaming."
------ posted 2.3.2010 by JoeyLips (10)

DISCUSSIONS
Getting The Bottom Line On Bidets
Kawaii discusses her search for the best bidet.
------ posted 2.2.2010 by KawaiiUnchi (14)



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Bog Standard Accomodations

------ posted 02.09.2010 by Thunderbox
Due to the rapid growth of the Chinese economy, there are thought to be around twenty million migrant workers heading for the big cities in search of employment. The rents are high for these people, and many of them can`t afford proper housing.

Ten ingenious folk who moved to Hangzhou have found rent free lodgings—a public toilet. They`ve transformed the unusual accommodation, which still functions as a public crapper, by furnishing it with beds, tables, cooking equipment, and even a TV.

A lady called Ai, who naturally has moved into the ladies section, said, “We have got used to the strong smell of urine. The worst thing is that people keep stealing my stoves and pots.”

And apparently, the male toilets are plagued with mice.

The toilet dwellers have been living there for several months and seem to have gotten used to their new abode, though it must be pretty damn unusual to see someone rush into your dining room, while clutching their butt cheeks, open a cupboard door, squat down, and noisily unload a gallon or so of evil smelling diarrhea.

A local resident, Mr Du, said, “When I ran inside to use the toilet, I was stunned to see several people sitting around, chatting or doing things.”

The locals try to avoid using the toilets, but this would indicate that the ones who do use them are desperate and probably have to download the most disgusting and smelly loads of turds.

I guess rent free housing has its drawbacks.




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February 9

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