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Ask Poopreport: How Do We Neutralize A Co-Worker's Bomb Zone?
Short of nose plugs, what's to be done?
------ posted 11.21.2009 by MHath (10)

INTELLECTUAL CRAP
Today Is World Toilet Day
It's time for you to do The Big Squat.
------ posted 11.19.2009 by world_toilet_or... (10)

POOP AT THE OFFICE
The Cashier Manager's Request
A Poopreport poodunit
------ posted 11.18.2009 by Bran Lover (676)

POOETRY
Mid Term Mistake
Shouldn't there be a urinal, right there?
------ posted 11.17.2009 by Deja Poo (999)

TRAVEL LOGS
Death March in May
Don't drink the water.
------ posted 11.16.2009 by OutdoorPooper (29)




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Green Super Crappers Tackle Criminal Waste

------ posted 11.19.2009 by Thunderbox
Down in Lee`s Summit, Missouri, there`s a secret lab manned by a lone researcher. In a twenty by forty foot windowless, locked room, Audie Murphy, Metcraft Industries` development director, has invented an uber-toilet for use in America`s prisons.

This high tech, stainless steel turd dispenser can flush efficiently using only one gallon of water. Considering that one inmate will often flush up to thirty times a day with old style three-to-five gallon hoppers, the new design will create a huge saving on water use.

Unlike most people, a prison inmate uses the prison toilet to flush away more things than just human waste. They are a multi-tasking device: ashtray; contraband dispenser; even soft drink cooler with the pan being flushed from time to time to keep the cans nice and cool.

Prisons are looking to save money and energy, so as Steve Connaughton, product manager for a toilet valve manufacturer said, “The time for this toilet has come.”

Mr. Murphy recently showed off his baby at several trade shows pointing out the pan`s various features, including a reseal cylinder and an opening in the front of the bowl from which air and then water jets out to break up even the most stubborn fecal matter. His party trick is flushing thirty-five golf balls down the tubes in one go.

At the end of the demonstration, Murphy raised his head with pride and commented, “I`ve got the best job in the building.”




THIS DAY IN POOPREPORT HISTORY:
November 22

POOPING HEALTH
when hemorrhoid medicine doesn't work
Then it's time for ass surgery.
------ posted 11.22.2006 by Motherload (1071)

STORIES ABOUT POOP
The Little Problem In French Class
"I was oblivious to everything except my malfunctioning bodily functions."
------ posted 11.22.2006 by Holy Shiite (10)

BMNEWSWIRE
Links for a brown holiday weekend
------ posted 11.22.2006 by Dave (11977)

FUN WITH FECES
The Poo Bride
"Shit happens and then you marry one."
------ posted 11.22.2005 by Rev Dan (72)

BMNEWSWIRE
Doyen of sleaze
------ posted 11.22.2005 by Logjam (2805)

STORIES ABOUT POOP
I Love Loosy
------ posted 11.22.2004 by S. Foxx Fitzgerald (10)

BMNEWSWIRE
Spectacular photos of the Tokyo sewers
------ posted 11.22.2004 by Dave (11977)

INTELLECTUAL CRAP
Dear John: PoopReport Interviews The Toilet Museum Curator
Also inside: a rare pic of Jenny McCarthy on the toilet. That should get you to click.
------ posted 11.22.2002 by Trashcanman (238)

BMNEWSWIRE
Stan Murmur: Butt-printing artist
------ posted 11.22.2002 by Dave (11977)

BMNEWSWIRE
Adam Sandler poop shoot game
------ posted 11.22.2002 by Dave (11977)

BMNEWSWIRE
Norwalk Virus and the Ship from Hell
------ posted 11.22.2002 by Dakota (858)

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