PoopReport's audience is relatively small -- only about 5,000 readers a day. Not much when compared to sites like CNN, with millions per day. So an ad on PoopReport won't flood your site with visitors. What you get INSTEAD is a slow but steady flow of HIGHLY QUALIFIED prospects: people with bodily functions on their mind. In other words, prospects in exactly the frame of mind that makes them most interested in what you have to offer.

Like Google, PoopReport offers simple pricing: fifteen dollars for every hundred clicks. That's only fifteen cents per click!

To get your text ad up and running, start by simply filling out the form below.

Step One of Two: Ad Information My name: My email address: Special code (if applicable): Before writing your ad, we suggest you read Google's advertising guidelines. Their strategies for good text ads certainly apply here. Ad Headline (40 characters limit): Body Copy (80 characters limit): Note: In evaluating your ad, PoopReport may suggest revisions to help it perform better. If you want to run more than one ad at the same time, that's fine. Let us know when you receive your ad confirmation. Web address for clicks: Click here to submit your ad. Payment information will come on the next page.