Dear PoopReporters,
Has anyone ever explored the seemingly obvious link between male aggression and bathroom behavior?
It seems that most of the terms used to describe poop or pooping on PoopReport include elements of anger or even violence: "punched a grumpy," "ripped a snarler," "angry, growling farts," or -- my favorite description of an urgent shit -- "a snarling, clawing beast, yearning to be free."
The connotations are inescapable, especially when coupled with years of going into public men's rooms and seeing holes punched or kicked in walls, doors ripped off stalls, towel dispensers crushed like soda cans, and piss and or shit on the floor, walls, and, once, even the ceiling! None of the few ladies rooms I've ever seen the inside of looked even remotely like these war zones.
All of this has really got me wondering: when we men go to take a dump, do we feel the need to vent in other ways as well? Is there a connection between pooping and aggression?