Ask PoopReport: The Red Brown Blues

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Dear Poopreport,

Has anyone, other than myself, experienced pooping blood after heavy
hard alcohol drinking the night before? It's happened three times to me and
never unless I had consumed alot the previous evening. The last two times were
somewhat painful, but that was several months ago.

178 Comments on "Ask PoopReport: The Red Brown Blues"

Dave's picture
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As detailed in my infamous story (found here: http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/Content/rectal.html), I suffered from poop in the stool once. I went to the doctor, and after violating me, he declared that I was fit as a fiddle, and this blood was an anamoly. However, he did sufficiently scare me with stories of colon cancer, so be aware: blood in poop can be a big warning sign of colon cancer. And while the idea of pooping into a detachable bag because your colon has been removed sounds like fun, I'm sure the novelty would wear off, so its probably best to get your bloody stool checked out.

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>> I suffered from poop in the stool once

YUO SUKC AT TEH INTARNET!!!!!!11

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Again, my endless attemp to explain blood in the stool. If it's bright red, don't panic. If it is dark and tarry and maroon, panic. Bright red indicates a surface level cut or 'fissure' in the anus. Dark and maroon indicats possible colo-rectal Cancer. In either case, consult your doctor if it has happened rarely in the past.

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This probably has nothing to do with this case, but I've heard eating beets can lead to red spots in the feces. I guess they don't fully digest and come out the other end.

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Back when i was in 8th grade i had blood in my stool. I had it checked out and i was fine. Then in 9th grade i got ecoli. i had tons of blood in my crap. Now this very year i had a slight fissure by my anus. So after reviewing my crap in the toilet i was surprised to see tons of blood. my advice is that if there is blood in your stool, you don't have to panic. There are lots of other things besides colon cancer that could be happening.

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When you get super drunk you get dehydrated, right? Hence, a hangover is a dried out brain. Well, when you dry your system out your poo is not well lubed up, shitting everyday poop out could actually match an attempt at squeezing a brillo pad out of your ass!!! Drink lots of water after boozing! It's not just good for your brain!

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I have heard from Vita before. She isn't too bright. She thinks a hot date is a night at McDonald's with a fresh pack of cigarettes. The dumb bitch was probably having her period, but is too fucking dumb to know that her cunt will bleed once a month.

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Oh shit Vita posted this shit, Hey vita, you dumb bitch, it's not from the alcohol, its from your fucked up eating habits! McDonalds, ciggs, your colon is full of bacteria, and rotting meats.

It's called McDonalds Colon.

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I got a bit freaked out the other day when I saw thick red spoltches in my poop. I had to look real close to realize that they were undigested red peppers.

I disagree with Trashcanman's prognosis: if you find any blood in your poop (blood that's not obviously coming from an anal fissure, and you can usually use toilet paper to test that), you should go to the doctor.

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Is it really bad if there is blood in my poop?

Rick's picture
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my girl only eats one time a day and she has blood in her stool. I keep telling her to eat and she dont want too.Its her new way of dieting. I hope that she will wake up one day and see what shes doing to her self. I love you Joanne and I don't want anything to happen to you Baby..,.

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hey, i'm a skinny guy, and i just started a new diet of eating about 6 meals a day. . . i also just started to work out. . . AND, am taking suppliments to gain weight. anyways, i pooped a couple minutes ago and there was a lot of blood in the toilet. it didn't hurt and it was pretty bright red. i don't feel like anythings wrong. can anyone fill me in?

James's picture
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Same things happened to me. I have a regular diet but when I pooped there were spots of blood around the bowl and a fair bit of blood on the toilet paper. It didnt hurt but its happened previously and seems to be getting more frequent... so im gonna go see a doctor

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I am a pretty cut guy for skinny guy, and started to eat atleast about 6 meals a day to gain weight. . and started to work out with taking suppliments to gain weight. I pooped blood "once yesterday" in the toilet. it didn't hurt and it was pretty bright red. havent seen it today. Should i be worried ?? (same issue like pablo had listed on 9-15-02)

Kelly's picture
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I do occasionaly get drunk on the weekends but I noticed one day little spots of blood on the toilet paper none on my stool in the bowl though. The blood has been appearing for a week now and it does hurt a little when going to the bathroom. Should I be worried? By the way the color of the blood is light.

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hey, um...im 15 and i exercise a lot, with running crosscountry and indoor track, it's hard not to...well anyway, i have a regular diet, and exept for the past few days when i only at 1 meal when i was sick, i eat a lot of food for a guy my size. Well, getting to the point, i felt as if i was gonna get some diarea or something, and when i finished with my buisness, i couldnt tell if my feces was bloody or not, but when i went to wipe, my toilet paper had a lot of blood on it. Would this be normal?

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It's me again, I layed another turd, and this time expamined it, there was a bit of a normal color red mixed in with my feces, and there was more blood on my toilet paper, please help me, im kinda wondering if there is something wrong with me

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How much blood did you guys poop?

Another Guy's picture
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not much

Heath's picture
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I'm very worried right now because this is a first. I had a really BAD case of the stomach flu. It lasted for about 3-4 days and I pooped around 30 times on the first day alone. I have went off and on pooping and just tonight I came across tarry blood in my stool. I have went so much I'm raw when I wipe and wanted to make sure it wasnt from my anus or a possible hemroid.

I am considering talking to my doctor because all of the symptoms are gone besides the constant runs.

What else could it be?

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i havent really had any changes in my diet lately or anything but i have noticed that recently i have been pooping blood. i am getting kinda scared. the first time it happened it was a lot of blood and it looked pretty red... it also hurt. lately it has been happening, and there is still blood but not as much... im not sure if it is just an anal fissure (i am really hoping that it is only that) i am thinking about going to my doctor? should i try and wait it out? please help!

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I've shit a couple of times since my origional post, and theres been no blood. If this happens again though I will definatly see a doctor.

shitty deal's picture
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I took a shit tonight and when i got up my toilet was filled with BRIGHT red blood. And I mean a lot of it. It came out pretty easily. I'm scared shitless. I've been feeling tired alot for the past few months but I work alot of hours and don't get alot of sleep, so I figured that was why. But now I'm wondering if the two are connected. This has never happened to me before. Should I wait and see if it happens again, or see a doctor right away? By the way, I'm 20, and in pretty good shape, a little on the skinny side. Thanks for any help.

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I have been seeing blood in my stool for the past three weeks. The blood is bright red, just like the color of blood if I cut my finger. It is also on the surface. Everytime, I move my bowel, I put a paper under my ass and catch the stool and look at it very very carefully. I don't see blood mixed in the stool, just on the surface. What could this be? This is the first time this happened. My ass has been itching for a long time though.

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I am getting some muscle after working out for about 9 months, and started to eat atleast about 6 meals a day to gain weight. . and started to work out with taking suppliments to gain weight. When I pooped there was light lines of blood around the curves of my crap and when I wipped my butt there was more blood there. it didn't hurt like when you force your stools. its been three days and the same thing happens. today I used the toilet and there were lines of light line again and I saw like a small cuagulation of blood in the toilet very small. I am freaking out. Should i be worried ?? (same issue like pablo and Mike had listed on 9-15-02) guys what supplements are you guys taking. I take GNC multi vitamis and vitamin c and AMIMAL MSTACK. LET ME KNOW. SREYES@CORP.GOAMERICA.NET

scared's picture
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Same thing with me.First time though.It scared the shit out of me when I saw a few darkish red spots in my poo.But unlike everyone else,there wasn't any blood in the toilet or on the toilet paper just spots in the poo

Today's picture
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for two days now my stools have hurt a lot! and when i wipe the tissues all red. my sis told me the same thing happened to her once before and someone told her it was just stress.. but i donno if this is the same. any of you guys have words of advice?

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I just found blood in my poop and a little on the paper. Im 16 so it could be anything, right? From like hormones or something, right? I workout alot and i have smoked dope for about 7 or 8 months, could it be from that? when should i get checked out by a doctor?

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I don't shit blood but I did give birth to a smelly piece of crap that moved on it's own. It spoke and said "don't flush, i won't hurt you" well I didn't and now we're married and have a shit load of kids... thought you should know.

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Hi i was wondering i been pooping blood for almost a week i dont get any blood on the paper but when i flush and the water rushs up there is a little bit of blood should i see a docter or just wait it out plzz help im scared shit less by the way im 14

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I been feeling really tired too just wanted to let yall know

Shittiness's picture
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i work out as well and drink juices with vitamin c in them all the time i also am shitting out bloody shit. i didnt change my diet but at the end of this week i think i'll call the doc.

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TO ALL OF YOU WHO ARE SCARED: Being scared adds stress to your life and stress can equal even more health problems. Clear your mind and GO SEE THE DOCTOR. Find out from your doc what's going on and then you can more confidently "self-assess" next time, hopefully without as much stress! Or seeing the doc may even save your life. You can't lose ...if you see the doc! That's what they're for! Peace, health, and happy poopin' to y'all.

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my poop is green and bloody, i usually only have green and red blood after i drink, but i haven't drank in a week and it is. I eat a lot of eggs that aren't cook or boiled and not even out of the shell, do you think the chickies hatched and died inside me.

KayK's picture
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I just went and there was a lot of bright red blood in my toilet water and on the log. This has happened before, but not as much, and sometimes just on the toilet paper. Should I go to the doctor?

Lynn's picture
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I can confirm that eating fijitas with red bell peppers in them can cause quite a scare. Red bell peppers do not seem to digest well.

P.S. For those with colorful vocabularies, please use discretion for the other readers. Thank you.

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I just backed one out and had little traces of blood on the paper. I drank way too much last night. I'm wondering if it's related. I usually just fart alot. Now I'm freaked the hell out!

Betty's picture
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POOPY!

Scared's picture
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For about 3 days now when I go poop there is spots of blood in my poop. There is none on the toliet paper and none other than in my poop. I didn't eat anything red either.

some dude's picture
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Turns out I had dry skin around my anushole that cracked and bled when I wiped it. I took a shower and now everything is well and good.

Mike's picture
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I am 13 and yesterday i poopd bright red blood what does this mean? Is it hormones, puberty?

canadian's picture
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Hi, I thought that I just had some blood in my stool, but I don't have any other symptomes of anything. Should I get checked out anyways or wait to see if anything else comes of it. PS. Last night I ate a juicy red pepper. I am hoping that's all it is.

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Well... only 1% of Colo-rectal cancer occurs in people under 30....probably most of those people have heridatary shit like that disease where u get hundreds of polyps..its probably a fissure or a hemorrhoid if it is bright red...

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Hey my dad has had this happen in the past quite a bit and it is happening again! he said he is pooping bright red. the 2nd time it has happened he went to the doctor and he said it was some thing about his cells and he could die if it gets to bad. he wont go to the doctor! will someone fill me in?

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Well, I just pooped. It was a pretty big one and it hurt really bad coming out. Like I wanted to scream, when I finished I looked down and there was a streak of blood down it. Because it hurt so bad coming out do you think that that had anything to do with it? I don't usually worry about this kind of stuff but when it comes to blood and it coming out parts it sin't supposed to I get a little "Up Tight" about it...

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Take it from me, I have a colonostomy (a shit bag). If you see blood in your stool, just go check it out. I waited to long, and it turned into CANCER! But if you end up with cancer, it is not a death sentence, it just means your gonna fart in front of people occasionally. No biggie, fart on.

Jean's picture
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What if you don't have to poop and blood still comes out of the ass?

Justin's picture
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i crapped out like a handful if not more of dark, jelly, blood. when i wiped there was a good bit of blood there too. Please help

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im 17 and a girl...when i go to the bathroom i cant see anythng in the toilet but when i wipe theres just a little little bit of blood...and being a girl at first i jsut thought it was my period but its def. not that, its bright red and its barely even any at all but of course im freaked out...if anyoen really knows what to do then plese help me bc im scared out of my MIND!!!

Matt's picture
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Colon Cancer is the 2nd leading cancer of death.

If it isn't painfull but blood, colon cancer.

If it is painful hemmoroids or gasterone bleeding or whatever it is called.

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Matt I thought they said it's unlikely to have Colon Cancer if your young??!

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you all are sick and should see a doctor for your bleedin asses. i feel bad for u. i hope really get some help.

Topper's picture
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If its Bright red and your young dont fucking worry so much, your going to be alright, wait for your next poop, if its still there go see a doctor, and even then your still going to be ok.

sammy's picture
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i have blood in my poop and its a maroonish color, so i went to the hospital and now they're gonna but a small camera up my bum to see whats wrong. iam worried, but i hope its not serious.

bloodmaster's picture
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Im 27 and have had 2 bright red bloody crap sessions mixed with 2 non-bloody normal sessions in the last 3 days after returning from a 10 day trip in the wilderness. Im wondering if its E-coli or what have you. It doesnt hurt but I'll be hungry one day then not at all the next..and im crapping totally irregularly. I'm gonna see a doc but its gonna co$t me alot >:S I didnt realize how many healthy young ppl like me are having the same problem...maybe we should start the Orginazation of People with Bloody Stools (O.P.B.S)??? In any case good luck with your stools ppl..may they be blood free.

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I used to poop blood all the time and I went to the doctor for it but strangely it went away. Now, as of yesterday, everytime I poop, the toilet is filled with blood! I don't have anal sex and I don't think it is hemmorroids, and my grandma had colon cancer. Do you think this has anything to do with the fact that I am vegan?

sammy's picture
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hi its me again. The hospital people called and told me that its justa minor problem and that I will be fine with some medication. I have been taking the medicine for 3 days and the blood has stopped! Some advice for everyone is that you should see a doctor if there is blood in your poop. Don't wait just go, the sooner the better.

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sammy... what did they do to you!? did you have to go to the doctor!? if so... what exactly did they do!?

Zabe's picture
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Hi,

I have been using Hydrocort 25mg suppositories form

a bleeding hemorid. Does anyone know how long it might take to heal. I have been using the medication for 5 days. My bowl movenents don't hurt as much but there is still blood on the fecies. I just had a complete blood work up which was normal so I do not think I have cancer.

Any feedback will be appreciated.:)

Zabe

Squid's picture
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My mom asked me to stop eating and only drink carrot juice. Is that neccessary?

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Alright. I went to the bathroom, and I just shit out blood. It was kinda dark, and Its freaking me out. Should I see a doctor?

Zabe's picture
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To be safe I would see your doctor.

Darker blood might indicate other problems than

hemroids. Don't worry yet,but please see your doctor

soon.

Zaber

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I'm a little older than it seems most of you guys are on here...and I'm married too-wife is 30. My wife just called me into the bathroom. Last night she said she had blood when she wiped--I assured her it was probably just a hemmoroid or little split in her bunghole. But, tonight she called me in to show me and the whole toilet water was bright red--I mean it looked like a precursor to that scene from Dreamcatcher. :( Do we need to get her to an emergency room tonight or is this something that her dr. could just check out at her next checkup? It is scary.

Zabe's picture
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Please do not wait until your wife's next check up.

I agree that she probably has a bleeding hemroid.

Your wife needs to be checked and put on medication

soon. I have been in the same situation before.

In my case the medication relived my bleeding and discomfort.

If your wife is in pain,has a tempature or has excesive

bleeding then you sould call your doctor ASAP and or

go to the ER.

Zabe

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Well worried hubby. The same thing happened to me. Wow.. It happened four times with alot of blood even if I didn't go.. After words I would be really sore and sick to my stomach. but it has stopped for now. My boyfriend tried to get me to go when it stopped. But I will definetly go if it happens one more time. It is scarey. Something like this has never happened to me before.

Zabe's picture
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Scared,
Please don't take this the wrong way.:)
Waiting for the next time is not a good idea.
Your symptoms,blood with out bowl movements and stomach problems are serious conditions.

Your boyfriend loves you and he happens to be giving you good advice. Being brave does not count much when one's body is a stake.

Better to be safe:)

Zabe

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I'm a 30 year old male. I've been seeing bright red streaks in my poop for about 3 months now. Off and on. One doc told me to get a colonoscopy and another doc said it is probably hemroids. I'm going to get it checked out. I heard there is this new procedure called a virtual colonoscopy has anyone heard of it. i have noticed that when I drink i tend to have a small amount of blood in the stool. The doc said drinking has nothing to do with it. I am curious since there are a couple of people on this site that tend to also see the trend.

Zaber's picture
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Yes, the vertual colonoscopy a newer technology diagnostic tool. The procedure is painless but very expensive and most insurance plans will not pay for it.
The good old colonoscopy and a long with a good board certified doctor can provide excelent diagnostic care and treatment.

I have been scoped 5 times. Mostly for polops that were bleeding. I also have been treated for hemorids because the scope was able to seen the nature and severity.

Drinking can irritate the lining off your stomach,taking a few asprin the next moring can irritate the lining of your stomach and a hard bowl movement to dehdration all can cause a little blood in a post morning bowl movement.

I would recomend that you follow your doctor's advice.
Get the scope a good doctor will recomend the more advanced diagnostic treatment if deemed necessary.

Good Luck

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I poop blood

Saint's picture
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I went to the doctor cause I am still going to the gym. I told him that in my poop I had stripes of blood and also in the paper when I wiped. He said I am to young to have cancer and not to worried (30) yrs old. gave me some cream to put inside my As...
The blood stopped coming. Advise don't force you stools when you use the toilet. Feels good to poop.........