I have noticed a higher volume of shit on the rare days that I just lay around the house. I have thought it was due to the following factors:

- eating more

- burning less, creating more waste

- hangover, causing frequent loose beer stools

Maybe there is something similiar going on with poop that mirrors Yerkes & Dodson's (1908) law on arousal. The law basically describes attention as being compromised at low and high levels of arousal, but not at medium levels. Graphically represented, you would see an "inverted U" function with arousal plotted on the abscissa (x-axis).

Maybe pooping and level of activity represent the inverse of the Yerkes-Dodson law. Perhaps there is an "upright U" function for pooping and level of activity, where at low and high levels of activity poop is excreted at a higher rate than at medium levels of activity.

How can you possibly take up to 6 "nice big long" shits a day? Even including the night that would be one every 4 hrs. How many pounds of poop are you shitting per 24 hrs? How much are you eating? Must be kinda a lot. Another point is of course all the wiping - do you wipe? Your poor butthole must be constantly oversensitive and inflamed...?

Is hc a record breaker or are there other people taking 8, 10, 15 shits per day? One per hour maybe?

I don't shit more or less when I am busy/lazy. I'm an evening shitter, and when I'm busy at work or I'm on the road it may be late evening or even midnight before I can sit down and release all that stored turd. I like that because I look forward all afternoon to my evening dump and the later it is the more I feel that good mild ache in my pooptank telling me it's full. For the record, I almost always take a morning minidump too but sometimes it's so mini it's just farting.

I think i shit more when I'm bored because I eat more when I'm bored because there's nothing else to do. I'll watch TV, get bored, get up and look in the fridge, eat something i don't want, sit down, repeat.

i don't know about shitting when i'm bored, but when i had appendicitis in the 7th grade i shit 11 times in one day.

come to think of it, appendicitis is pretty boring. perhaps there is a correlation.

i ahve always wanted to know how men poop, this sounds kinky i know but what do they do with cocks. just really curious is there a website out there somewhere that has information of instructions on how to poop?? please give me answers asap thanks

Jess

This is hilarious... Wanda Sykes prank call "turd in the back seat"

http://www.artbell.com/mediafiles/TowYardComplaint1.mp3

What a wonderful find.......this site is Fucking excellent! I love poo and all it's related plops and this is just pure heavenly side splitting entertainment for me.....Love to u all......a Poopster in the uk

YOu're lying, no one dumps that much per day unless they are either ill or on some kind of fucked up medication.

What is the longest Turd ever recorded or measured.

i had the biggest shit last night caused my butthole to go crazy i think i shit my brains out i took 5 big shits that must have been 12" whats in those thanksgivesing dinner that make you shit so much? does anybody know

I don't shit when I'm bored. I pee. Hey, Jess, if you're still out there, I know where to get the answer to your question. Go to thefartgame.com and click on "Shitting Like A Man". It talks all about it. That, and it's funny as hell!!!

i duno what i do when im bored cause when im bored i dont do anything, and if i was pooping then that would be something to do. well good day to you all

I HOLD THE POWER TO FLUSH MY ENTIRE SYSTEM IN A DAY!! ITS MY SECRET DIET THAT ALOWS ME TO GO AND DO ALMOST EVERY POSSIBLE DRUG KNOWN TO MAN AND BE ABLE TO FLUSH IT OUT AND PASS A DRUG TEST!! THE POOP THAT COMES OUT OF ME IS A MIRACULOUS EVENT, SO MANY COLOURS. I AM PROUD TO SHARE THIS SECRET WITH ALL OF YOU JUST EMAIL ME AND TELL ME WHAT DRUGS YOU DO AND ASK ME IF I CAN HELP YOU CAUSE NOT ALL DRUGS PASS. seriously though, i do have a certain diet thta just makes you capable of doin it. please im tired of good people getting fired cause they wanted to have fun. good luck. email me.

I'm bored right now and I still haven't gotten the shits. I could use a shit. Tonight is lame. Maybe I'll go fap the frog.

Yesterday I took a nuclear explosion of a poop. I mean, this thing was terrible, i have never had anythign like it, it has left my anal crevice sore and inflamed, i'm afriad to wipe my ass again, the TP feels like sand paper, is there any sort of thing or ointment i can put on my sphincter to make it feel better?

i shit soo much is it normal to shit 5- 7 times a day?

I usually shit about 2 times per month. This is because I hold my crap in cuz i'm too lazy to go to the bathroom. I just place my ankle somewhere close to the middle of my ass and voila...

The Hangover Poo

It’s slimy, wet and messy,
Sticks to the toilet like Superglue.
It requires no further introduction:
It’s the dreaded hangover poo.

Arriving early in the morning
After the heavy night before,
It truly stinks to high heaven
And makes your ring piece feel red raw.

It’s both painful and unpleasant,
Its stench is quite untrue;
Two colleagues now lie unconscious
Having foolishly stepped in the loo.

You’re moaning as you’re squeezing,
Sludge squirting from your arse.
It's never quite the amount you expected
For the all the effort it required to pass.

Looking back now over your shoulder,
A fine mess is sure to greet -
With a liberal covering of liquid turd
Spread ‘round the toilet seat.

Upon your closer inspection
Sesame seeds clearly in view -
Lasting remnants of the Big Mac meal
Consumed at a quarter to two.

The passing’s but half the battle;
There’s much wiping now to do.
(And an anxious sideward glance
Confirms it’s three rolls you need, not two).

The first wipe’s a friggin’ nightmare
(Please ensure to fold paper in two).
Yet even in this strengthened state
You’ve soaked it right the way through.

Twenty agonising wipes later,
Your crack feels a trifle bit sore.
Yellow poo stains still found on the paper -
This dump’s always a veritable chore.

You’ve tenderly wiped clean your butt-hole;
The bog’s paper-filled right to the brim.
A hasty yank of the chain to flush,
But its disposal is looking quite grim.

The water now rises to meet you,
Without a bog brush anywhere in sight,
Your worst nightmares are now confirmed
And there’s no one to assist in your plight.

We’ve all been there to witness;
We’ve all fallen foul, yes it’s true.
Just beware of your incessant drinking
And the dreaded hangover poo.

Where are the new postings? Anyhoo, I sit on the shitter till my legs and feet go numb so I can read peacefully. Sometimes thrice a day. My wife holds a crap for two or three days and clogs up the toilet and your's truly hazta fixit. I say that "doing it in the butt" can't be that bad if you've got turds that size. Reminds me of the MRE shits I we had in the Marines when out "camping" after very "long walks". Friggin alligators in the portojohns. Without exaggerating, I'd say the longest I've seen was about two feet. No kidding. My youngest daughter is a world class shitter at age eight. Jeez, I thought my wife had forgot to flush. I had a barium enema once at a Naval hospital whilst in the Marines. Lotsa fun. I recommend it. Not even room temp. Felt it creep up to my stomach seizing my guts in a cold chill. Nice. Navy homos probably did that on purpose. O'well, I accidentally missed the toilet whilst evacuating my bowels before the stuff hardened in my guts. Ha.

Dear Mr. Carl,
That is a disgusting name. I hope that you do not engage in the activity that it pertains to. As for your question; I am sorry to have to inform you that you have colon cancer.
Have a nice day.
_______
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Presidential Overlord
Of Poopreportia
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I'm 19 and attend college year-round. My parents used to complain when we'd travel by car that I would inevitably want to stop every hour or two at a rest stop. I would sit down and often I would crap or pee (that was good for my mom because later in the trip she would get tired and suspicious that I was just bored and stalling) so she would "surprise" me by tapping on the stall door and she would ask me to stand so she could see some evidence. I've maintained that habit now that I'm away at college. So when I'm studying in the library or student center, every hour or two I will take a break, go in an sit down and I often produce some shit, or at least a moderate amount of pee. I actually think it keeps me stay more alert when I'm pulling late night study sessions. Sometimes I'm a little lucky too because due to the heavy air conditioning, the seat is cold and that also helps rejuvenate me. One night, however, in studying for a world civ test I did fall asleep on the stool when crapping. I guess I leaned to the right hand side and my shoulder hit the partition. I had delivered a moist shit and much of what I would have wiped from my butt was wiped onto the side of the seat as I slid sideways. What woke me up finally was that the auto-flusher went off and since I was still on the stool, I got sprayed pretty good. Such an adventure, however, does keep me alert for another hour or two.

I found myself releasing human dirt on an industrial scale! I sent for some info to grow taller ans what came back made my bowels fill with much baba, straight onto the scales i went, to find i was 90 kilos, but after letting go of that dogdirt I was no more than an 88kg guy, Christ my bowels must have been red raw. I never knew such a toxic, no noxious display could leave my trademeans enterance.

Dirty -- you're the reincarnation of Allen Ginsberg, beginning a masterpiece that you'll eventually entitle "Bowel."