Yeah, go get your oil checked buddy

I recommend sticking your finger up your butt. (I am the surgeon general)

I am former Attorney General Janet Greenpoo, and I approve of C Everett Poop's message.

I am former First Lady Nancy Grogan, and I approve of Janet Greenpoo's approval of C Everett Poop's message.

I am former US President Jimmy Farter .. and I think I just crapped my pants.

Interesting how your problem generated comments that seem to follow the same cycle: they started out solid but are getting progressively closer to diarrhea.

Sounds like you may have developed a gastrointestinal disorder not related to your diet. I'd suggest you see a gastroenterologist (butt doctor).

I've mentioned a billion times on this site that my stomach was infected w/ H/pylori, apparantly from contaminated food. I had similar effects as you, I had to get an upper GI and they did a biopsy on the skin in my stomach and found the bacteria, they gave me 1000mg a day of 2 antibiotics. Ill never be the same again. Heartburn, indigestion, and a lifetime prescription of Aciphex

Interesting fact: H. pylori is actually the cause of stomach ulcers, not stress.

P. Inspector: If I were you, I'd seriously take the advice of Marcos and go get analy probed. Could be a bigger problem in the making. We only want healthy poops from you from now on! :)

You know, if you're a woman it could be related to your menstrual cycle. The varying levels of different hormones released at certain times in one's cycle can wreak havoc on your GI system. Voila - poop cycle that sucks.

Shitty has a point. Are you in a relationship or married? Your significant other could be causing you gastro-intestinal distress. Her mood swings could be making you tense, depressed, on edge, fearing for your life, or simply a little stressed out over how to say the right thing when it is really not possible to do so.
I think all men that are close to women, experience some version of the woman' ups and downs during her cycle. Hmmmm...........Perhaps I should start a poop calendar. This could be interesting. Don't tell my girl friend. She'll kill me.....

im back and ive missed you all my computer was broken for six months im happy once more. :)

You say that your diet,work/recreation schedule are consistent.Pherhaps this is the problem.You've worked yourself into a rut and on a subconcious level it is being manifested through your intestinal tract.

I would sugggest you start keeping a "log book" of what your daily activities/food intake are for comparison to the crap you take.That way, you can vary your routine and see if it has any effect.

I also agree that you should consider seeing a doctor. If you do,take the book with you, he may find it useful,amusing or just plain odd.

I agree it could be something more serious than diet.

Any irregular farts or are they all consistent?

I know this is going to seem like a stretch, but maybe you've accidentally eaten someone who has a terribly screwed up digestive system. He eats everything you eat then gets the shits. Then he's not feeling so good so he doesn't eat for a while and your shit goes into the smoothie phase Then he starts eating again, a little at a time.

If you go to the doctor ask him to consider this theory.

Sounds like a "pooperiod".

I have had the same thing all my life. I just take it for what its worth and let it happen.makes great story telling tales when you get the poos and have to scramble for a place. Oh I had my first gaurd rail poo not to long ago .I parked on the side of the interstate right after reading rest area 59 miles ahead. angled my van just right grabbed my roll and sat of the guard rail watching traffic wizzz by at 70 mph while I let it rip.

Larfus, please elaborate on your story in the forums1 Regale us with a tale of your predicament, and the insolent eyes upn your bare buttocks in the blaring gleam of those evil headlights! Pray tell!

I'm not a real doctor, I just play one on PoopReport.com. But, take everyone's advice and go get checked out.

Jerkel shit his pants in a farting contest!

What are you eating? Is there a pattern? Indian food every weekend? Gut heals during the week then the weekend arrives, you go out for Magaritas and enchiladas and it starts all over again?

OK ,YESRERDAY I TOOK TLITTLE CRAP RIGHT SEEMS NORMAL WRIGHT WRONG AFTER I TOOK THIZ SUPPOSBLY NORMAL CRAP I WIPPED AND WIPPED AND WIPPED SOME MOREBUT AS I STOOD UP I NOTICED THAT I WAS NT THREW I WAZ GOING OOZY I WAS RIGHT IN THRE MIDDLE OF DI UHRUEEA AND I WOULD POOP 4 A LIL BIT THEN I D GET UP AND STARD 2 HAVE DI UHRUEEA I WAS GOING AT IT HARD IT WAS NT THREW IT KEEP ON COMING IUT ALL I COULDNT GET IT 2 STOPEVEN WHEN I DO #1 it WOULD ALLWAYS COME OUT AND I WAS IN THE STORE THE OTHER DAY AND IT WELL IT WAS COMMING FAST AND SO I TOOK SOME PEPTOBISMLAL AND WELL NEXT THING I KNEW I WAZ SHITTIN OUT PINK STUFF SO NOW YOUVE HEARD MY STORY ...WHAT THE HELL Y PRUOBLEM???

Larfus, please tell us your entire story! My husband is a long haul truck driver and his partner has irritable bowel syndrom.He was constantly yelling "Pull over!!!" and my husband would have to bring a big rig to a screeching halt.He would jump out,hang his ass over the guard rail and crap.All the while waving at cars as they went by.My husband said people would blow their horns and wave back!I just wonder if it was any of the Poop Report Gang?

If this is something that is really bothering you, consider asking your doctor about a mild antibiotic for recuring infection.