Ask PoopReport: I Have A Dream

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Dear PoopReport,

I have recurring dreams about poop. Often times it is overflowing out of a toliet -- there is a lot of it, and I have to pick it up with my hands. Recently, I dreamt that I was stirring a bowl of it, and then it was in my mouth. WHAT F*&K does this mean?

89 Comments on "Ask PoopReport: I Have A Dream"

Anonymous's picture

Hilarious. This is also similar to my re-occuring poop dream. Do you notice anything in particular about the consistency of your poop. Just wondering. Because in my dream the consistency is weird exactly like porridge. What about yours?

Anonymous's picture

I had one of my first poop dreams last night. First, I dreamt that I had to have surgery of some sort, and part of it was having a huge tube up my ass to get me to poop or something. I got home to my mothers house, went to the bathroom, and literally the poop came shooting out of my ass like a fountain on the floor. Super embarrassed and what not, I cleaned it up, and the dream continued at my fathers house, where i had to get something out of his car and...BOOM. More poop comes shooting out of my ass, again fountain-like. Again embarrassed, I clean it up and he lets me borrow a different vehicle. It was a very intense and vivid dream. What's really weird is I read this line from Tyridium... "The true surprise would be if an adult person awoke from a feces dream feeling particularly at ease with a sense of well-being" and that's exactly how I feel! I feel great today with a much better sense of well-being! So weird...

Anonymous's picture

Last night I dreamnt that I was taking a poop and couln't find a toilet. Finally when I did someone else was using it so I bend down next to that person and startes pooping...the more I pooped the more I had to poop isn't that strange? Finally someone walked in the house and I didn't them to realize that I was pooping on the floor so I grabbed the poop with my hands and threw it through a hole. When I woke up my husband was pooping and the horrible smell woke me up....how strange can that be? Please teel me that I am going to win the loto???

daphne's picture
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Gack. It sounds like you want to chop off your dad's wang!

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Anonymous's picture

I had a dream that before going to the gym (my parents & I have been going very early in the morning), my dad took a huge dump & I got to see it on the toilet & I was more amazed by the size than the smell (could not smell it actually). The more I was looking at it, the more it seemed like a huge banana, just different color than poop, but it was on the toilet, therefore, it WAS poop! Then I was kind of grossed out by wanting to cut it into pieces to see it whole! Wow, weird dream. Any ideas?

Anonymous's picture

So my dream goes like this : I am in a park with benches that double as toilet seats, but this is completely normal. Random friends are passing by me. I need badly to go to the toilet but I can't do it in the open, there is only 1 closed cubicle so I go into it with a roll of TP, avoiding friends from seeing me. Inside, I chose not to take a dump in the toilet bowl, but on the floor instead. To my surprise, I shit out 4 of the most massive logs - slightly diarrhea like in consistency but neatly shaped like 4 HUGE sausages. I feel physically & mentally relieved. Then I start plotting how toclean it up & at this point I wake up. Also, the lock wasn't working. I had to hold the door myself.
I don't think shit dreams are related to money, I think it's about purging negative perceptions/habits.

Any other views on this dream please?!

-1st time poop dreamer.

Anonymous's picture

great interpretation

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Or a connection with Lincoln logs and turds?


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Anonymous Coward's picture

What if I keep having poop-related dreams about Abraham Lincoln?

What does this mean? I did a Google search, and apparently I'm not the only one thinking about it.

Is there a slave-freeing correlation? Or an underlying admiration for honesty?

Anonymous poop-er's picture

Yesterday I dreamed all night of poop and pooping and while searching the net about what it means, I stumbled on this page. At least I feel normal now that I am not the only one who dreamt about shit! I don't know but I woke up in the morning with a weird feeling ;)

Happy pooping.

Anonymous jay's picture

my mum had a dream where she saw her kids cos she felt it was odd since there was a big house with rooms for the family so she carried us all into the house laid us on the bed, suddenly my brother called her attention to me cos i had rolled off the bed into a pile of poop and my mum said the poop was smelling so much, the entire room was really smelly filled with poop .she looked on to her right side and saw a bucket of water which she cleaned me up with and put me back to sleep. what does this mean? i rolled off the bed and into a pile of poop!

Butt of the Joke's picture
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That you either have sick mind...

or nothing at all,it's just a bad and weird dream.
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vene nares's picture

what does it mean when you dream your dog pooping blood and throwing up blood at the same time?

Unsuccessful But Wiper's picture

I dreamed I had extremely messy green diarrhea-type feces on both my inner cheeks and I had not actually had a bowel movement in the dream and I kept wiping away to remove this rather ample amount of green liquid unsuccessfully. The only thing I was able to accomplish with all the constant and many frustrated wipings was to keep smearing this green liquid all over my cheeks and the amount never got smaller. It seems the dream was a rather long one and I was so glad to wake up because it stopped my frustrated anxiety and disgust that I suffered in my dream.

Anonymous Coward's picture

I dreamt I pooped all over myself and picked out a huge threadworm to eat. I bit into it and the threadworm turned into lots of normal sized threadworms and they were wriggling around in my mouth. So gross. What does it mean?!

Aussie Poo Dreamer's picture

Thanks, I needed a good laugh and certainly got it from all your comments. I have a recurring dream of pooping in a toilet and the toilet overflows and the poop is everywhere and I have to clean it up. I would have to agree with those who say that you are trying to clean up the crap in your life. I come from very dysfunctional family, and my parent's dysfunctional relationship has affected me my whole life, and continues to do so, even though they are quite elderly. So quite literally I have been putting up with their crap all my life. Understanding this dream will give me the motivation I need to "tune out" to their problems, and enjoy my life more.

Master of the Poo Pen's picture

I am always having dreams about pooing too! At least once a month for the last 10 years or more. Like some others have said here, the dream consists of absolutley disgusting toilets, no privacy, and other people in view who don't seem too concerned you're about to take a duece in front of them. Sometimes I'm in a women's bathroom and there are men in there and I'm trying to chase them out so I can go. Other times, I'm in the stall, but when you close the stall door, your legs are sticking out from under the door and the door is right in your face, so everyone outside the door can see whatcha doin'. On a rare occasion, it has been a pleasant social scene, and I'm actually sitting in a very beautiful and nice-smelling bathroom, along with several others; all of us reading a magazine on the shitter... I have yet to eat poop (get that idea out of my mind; don't want to start!), but it just drives me crazy. I wake up and tell my husband "welp, had another poop dream..."

Long John Builder/ Nature Boy's picture

Hello fellow poop dreamers. Yes, I too have had these dreams of poop. Fortunately I have not had the poop in the mouth or on the body, just simply a poop in the toilet. However, in the dream I do struggle to poop but am surrounded by people who, as far as I can recall, are cheering me on. Like a grown man version of potty training. Very weird.

A small but hopefully interesting digression here. The first time having this dream I was terrified because in real life I once had a poop the size of a mug that left me in tears, fist in mouth trying not to scream. Initially, I thought I was having one of those again. Happily there was no fist gnawing.

So anyway, I've had a lot of fun reading all the dream interpretations. I think I have found the correct interpretation of my dream.

For years now I have tried to kick some bad habits. Mainly taking drugs. For about 8 years I've been going through this. Over the last year my life has changed considerably as my old druggie friends have become distant to me and I seem to be finally turning to a new chapter in my life. It has been extremely difficult but finally it seems to be happening. Lots of prayer for guidance and soul searching goings on.

So, from what I have read on the web page below, the poop signifies bad habits. The fact that it has been difficult to take a shit in the dream represents me failing to let go of old ways of thinking and acting. I guess the people cheering me on represent the people in my life that really care about me and want me to get back on track. When I have managed to shit in the dream it has been of the loud, explosive, yet satisfying and relieving style.

So anyway, I'm 28 now and I'm enjoying all the old feelings of motivation and ambition coming back to me. I'm grateful for what I've been through. I've learnt a lot about myself and other people. Moreover I feel I have a good sense of what life is about and how I want to go about living my life. So I guess my "moral of the story" is drugs are not all bad, just don't let them consume your life. 'Everything happens for a reason', 'nothing happens that is not supposed to' and all of that cheesiness.

Before I get all third eye on you, I'm gonna sign off.

Here is the dream page and what it said.
http://dreamcrowd.com/dream_dictionary/4167/shitting
"to dream that you have a bowel movement, signifies that you
are successfully getting rid of your old habits/ways and thinking patterns. it is usually analogous to the release
of strong
emotions, such as anger and fear."

You can click to read the stuff about constipation.

Thanks for the mini therapy session people :)

Anonymous Coward's picture

I had a crap dream last night and the lotto here in New Zealand is up to $11,000,000 this Saturday...I'm so buying a ticket!!

Simply shit's picture

Hi Guys - I'm left enlightened and full of intrigue. Last night I dreamed of sitting on a nice white toilet in a nice clean bathroom - overlooking a nice clean beach - and saw a nice healthy shit in the bowl. Today - on awakening - I have since visited the toilet bowl - 5 times - to empty my bowels... and I also got paid $300 more than my normal pay! My dad got a lotto ticket today - but I'm thinking now - that it should have been me! I was there when he bought the ticket so I'm a winner by association! haha thanks guys ~ and here i was searching for some deep dark mysterious interpretation to the meaning of seeing poo in my dream! Love it love it love it! ;)

Curious Sniffler's picture

Well, this has all been rather enlightening!

I'm glad the shit dreams resonate with money and success because after last night's dream I thought having shit in my mouth might be a bad omen!

My dream is a little less straight forward as I somehow ended up having my mouth full of nail clippings. Not sure if I bit my nails or what, but it was chock full of them, making me gag, so I ran to the bathroom sink and begun spitting them out. A few did come out but I felt like a bolus of them was stuck further back in my throat.
Finally, I heaved a large chunk of them and guess what should land in the sink? A nice, mouth sized turd, much like the colour of this web page!!
So, I actually shat through my mouth - does this mean I'm leaking money?
I have recently quit full time work to study full time and am feeling the pinch.

; P

raine's picture

I have never dreamed of shit and I was researching for an essay on psychoanalysis and the super rich when I found this page. You are all very funny. Freud used to dream about shit but he used to wash his away with his urine.

Anonymous Coward's picture

I had a dream tonight? I don't believe it has anything to do with money in my case; it doesn't. I had a bad yesterday & I slept in another room of my house I normally don't sleep in. Yesterday is complicated so I don't even know if I'll get into it but in my dream I fought three girls who seemed to not fight very well & give up easily. That's funny cause I usually don't win in my dreams. Then I was in someone's place, no one I know, it was a guy & the guy explained that when he would get scared he would eat too much and have bowel issues(cause I was wondering why when I went to the bathroom there was urine & feces on the floor, feces in the toilet & just eventually the whole place smelled like feces and it was covering the sort of living room that was there by the bathroom). I have had dreams of disgusting public washrooms before but this was different. I think I agree with Shawn St. James, maybe that is a good interpretation for my dream??

MSG's picture
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I guess I'm odd, but in spite of thinking about pooping every day (checking this site; having my b.m.'s), I never dream about it. Some of my dreams are very short: in one, I was Noah, shaking my fist at the darkening sky and saying, "But I paid for 40 days and 40 nights!" In another, I am on the phone, saying, "No, there's absolutely no obblegobble." Nothing about poop.

Singapore Redmaroon's picture

I had three dreams about shit..
First, It was year 2004, I dreamed I was inside a native bathroom, I saw my mother giving me a pale of water with full of green shit... I just pour over my body, surprisingly it was full of green shit... In real life, after that dreams, a month ago, my mother was able o sell our land property and she gave me shares of $4000 for my personal savings.

Year, 2007, Another shit was in my dream, I saw it somewhere in a soil (it was a brown color), In real life, after two months, our copra property in the provice was able to sell and another money was share to us by my mother.

presently, just last night (Dec 21, 2009) I dream and saw a puppy in my bed and the puppy was playing, then suddenly i saw two bunches of brown shits were in my bed, I look for a paper to clean and was able to hold the shits because there will be relatoves coming...that was I remembered,,, I hope it another windfall of money? its Christmas time, and bonuses is coming ahead for few days... I feel glad and blessed when I dreams this thing....

what ?'s picture

i had a dream last night i was in the toilet taking a dumb at a party in front of every one people just said hi like nothing was happening i was right in the middle taking a dump..does this mean anything

over-poop's picture

I'm having poop dreams, but have yet to find anyone online having the same kind. I have these reoccurring dreams where I can not stop pooping. I will be going about my day like normal and I will uncontrollably start pooping my pants. I will eventually make it to the toilet,pooping all the way, where I poop another large amount. Just when I think that I'm done and I wipe up and leave, I start pooping my pants again.

maybe I should expect a LOT of money...

daphne's picture
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Fresh.


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Bilgepump's picture
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No you don't, Daphne, you'd just embarrass me if you did.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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daphne's picture
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I hate clowns. John Wayne Gacy and Stephen King did not help with that.

Anon, thanks for sharing your dream. I wish I remembered more of my own.
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Bilgepump's picture
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Well AC, I'm convinced your telling us a real recollection of a dream, since there are no green fields of grass in Vegas. The rest is obvious, Mcdonald, and two otherwise unidentified dwarves, ARE plotting to get you. Watch your back, those little people are sneaky, and who trusts a clown?

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Anonymous Coward's picture

Wow, I must say, this is the most hilarious, yet disturbing website I have ever seen. Anyway, I don't have recurring poop dreams, lol, but did have one last night. I was upset about this wedding, well my husband was telling everyone I didn't want his sister and her boyfriend to come to vegas and get married, I didn't really care if they did or not, but was mad because he was making it out like I didn't want them to come...anyway, I walked across this green field of grass and went into this restroom because I needed to poo. Somehow, I kept pooping on the toilrt seat, but had used a seat cover so was able to slide it into the toilet without getting my hands dirty. It was like it kept repeating, Ikd keep going into the stall and sometimes there would be someone elses poop already sitting there on the toilet seat cover, so I'd clean it up and do my business. Then, as I was sitting there, I looked out into the peep hole and saw that ronald mcdonald was there with two people, they were tiny and were plotting something against me. I was freaking out cause I thought I must be hallucinating. That was it, then I woke up and actually did have to poop, so I'm guessing that was why I had the dream. I dunno. What do you guys think?

Anonymous me's picture

Hi, last night I had a weird dream. I dreamt that I was cleaning in this house that is familiar to me. My father left for a meeting and when I went outside the house there were poops on the sidewalk to come to my house. I had to clean it. I was using a big spoon and something else so that my hands wouldn't touch it. It was gross but I wanted to do it anyways. While I was cleaning I felt a satisfaction that my dad was going to come back and not see that again. Yet there were more in front of the door and my sister spread water on it and it ended up all over the place.
I had never had a dream like this before and I wonder why today?

Logjam's picture
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Rox, your dream is clearly about your religious beliefs. Your psyche is telling you that you cannot offload your sins on the Holy Trinity as you were taught you could, but must learn to swallow them yourself. Yeah, that will sometimes make you vomit, but at least you are finally seeing life as it is. Embrace it. Get on with it.

Logjam

daphne's picture
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Wow. That could be taken quite a few ways. One might be that you're not feeling like you have friends or support right now in your life, so you're having to take all the "shit" in your life and discussions/issues that might be shared with others unto yourself.

I don't know... do you feel lately like you've got no one?


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rox barnard's picture

pls help me understanding my dream.
yesterday in my dream, i saw that i had a pressure but all the shitpots from all my 3 toilets are missing.
Then to avoid making my house dirty, i shit in my hands and take it in my mouth. In next scene, I was vomitting.
Pls HELP

Regi Tarintino's picture

Im glad I found this site, I have had a couple of dreams of taking a shit.
The first dream i can hardly remember, although in the dream I took a shit but it was like a massive pile in less than two seconds. In the dream though I felt physically lighter.

The second dream, I also took a shit but it was sticky and got stuck between my butt cheeks! Again, I could physically something between my butt-crack.
Both times when I woke up, there was no shit.. nothing! I wonder what the hell happened and what this means?

Anonymous Coward's picture

The whole poop-money thing may be right on target. I've never had a poop dream before, but last night as I was making dinner I was listening to "For the Love of Money" by the O-Jays and I started thinking about $$$ - (my desire for it and lack of it!!!) and last night I had a poop-in-my-mouth dream. I could not, for the life of me, figure out WHY I had that dream, but now it makes better sense.

Big dream shitter's picture

Last night I had a dream that I went to the bathroom like normal, but took a huuuuge shit. I guess maybe the toilet was a weird shape because I think the bottom was flat, and I could see that it was really two sets of shits, the first I think was the darker brown and had a few HUGE ridiculously long columns, and the second I think was the lighter brown one and was a veritable mountain also. I didn't see how they could possibly have fit inside me. I was worried about it going down when I flushed but I don't think I actually tried flushing. I don't think I've ever dreamed about shit before. I didn't remember it till a good few hours after I got up when I was actually on the toilet taking one. Money problems would make sense though, I'm putting every cent I have towards my student loans every paycheck I get.

Anonymous Coward's picture

So, I had a dream that I went poop on a toilet in the middle of the living room and the toilet was overflowing with the poop. I felt a real sense of releif in having gone to the bathroom, but then, was mortified at all the poop in the toilet. I tried to flush it but it got clogged and the swishing of the water sent the poop circling and flying across the room. I was very embarrassed since I knew the home's owner would be coming into the living room soon, where the toilet and all the flying poop now were. What on earth does all this mean!???

Anonymous Coward's picture

OMG - This is so funny. I came here because I've been having poop dreams too. Similar ones about the toilet over flowing and not being able to find a toilet that doesn't have overflowing poop and walking through pee and overflowed water on the floor...then I find one and it ends up being flooded. The other night I had one that I had poop covered on my legs like it was lotion and I was carefully cleaning it off with a squeegie type deal...I keep having poop dreams lol...

This stuff is too funny :)

Dear DJ's picture

Hey Tak:

I agree. They'z all nutty. I haven't laughed so hard and long in too long. This is truly insane.

Dear DJ's picture

About the poop dreams, when I began taking SSRI medications, I researched them prior to beginning the initial dose. Someone mentioned that a side effect for them was that they were having very vivid dreams. Once I began taking the medication, I began noticing myself dreaming of things like being in public restrooms where toilets were overflowing, and feces (turds) were all over the floor. I was suspended in air, looking down at it on the floor. Following several of these dreams, they stopped. Perhaps others who may be on certain types of medications may be experiencing the same.

Poop-bot's picture

I had the weirdest dream last nite. I dreamt I took a shit in the toilet and the turdlets looked like sea shells. ouch! and then one had tentacles like an octopus? Later the shit started overflowing and turned into snakey worm things that I had to kill upon exiting the overflowing tank.
any interpretations?

Anonymous Coward's picture

Ok, here is the dream I had last night. I first felt poop in my mouth which I thought was incredibly gross. I started trying to spit them out but there was always more. Then it was smeared all over my butt crack and the flies came and they were SOOO annoying! I couldn't manage to fight them off.

And here's what I think my dream means. I'm making someone very VERY uncomfortable and annoyed by sending them e-mails. They equate my words to "poop" comming from my mouth. And they couldn't care less as long as I'd just leave them alone.

How did I do on that interpretation?
And by the way, I intend to stop contacting this person. I didn't know that's how they honestly felt about me. Oops!

shitake boy's picture
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WOW!!! if dreaming about shit means that I am going to get a lot of money...then bring on the dreams of poop!!!

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In search of the ever evasive BM

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Anonymous Coward's picture

Whenever I dream about sh*t I ALWAYS receive unexpected money. This also happens whenever I accidentally hit my elbow or my knee really hard. Weird, but it works everytime! :)
Next time I dream about sh*t I will buy a lotto ticket or do a little gambling.:)

UNO Who's picture

This is the funniest shit I've read in a long time! Made me forget my wierd dreams for a moment. At least I know that I'm not alone having these aborant dreams. Regarding the money angle . . does having a lot of money, or very little money, cause the shitty dreams??

Anonymous Coward's picture

hi.

My name is asstree. and am 20 years old. My dream last night has left a scar. Basically, I was shoving poop into my face and had it all over. I don't know what it means. Do you think it has something to do with my name... ASS? You may think this is a joke, but seriously, I don't think it's healthy to be eating poop. Do I need help? Do I secretly enjoy poop? Please, help me.

Ass-tree

Deja Poo's picture
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I think it means that you should start encouraging your pet Saint Bernard to sleep with its ass at the foot of the bed instead of on your pillow.
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