Ask PoopReport: I Have A Dream

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Dear PoopReport,

I have recurring dreams about poop. Often times it is overflowing out of a toliet -- there is a lot of it, and I have to pick it up with my hands. Recently, I dreamt that I was stirring a bowl of it, and then it was in my mouth. WHAT F*&K does this mean?

90 Comments on "Ask PoopReport: I Have A Dream"

Tydirium's picture
k 500+ points

Frued often equated feces with money. So this implies to me that you feel your money is escaping you -- that you can't handle money, that you need help with it. And then with the stirring and getting it on your mouth -- maybe it means you feel that money is a poison, that's it's making you repulsive to others?

I'm no psychologist. Yes, it's true.

Logjam's picture
Comment Quality Moderatori 2000+ points

Before explaining it all, ve need zome more information. What's your gender and age? How long have you been having dis dream? Are you married, and if so have you been concealing an affair or huge gambling loses from your spouse?


Darth Flatulent's picture you work at Taco Bell? You could just be dreaming about work.

ThreePly's picture

Ty, that might make sense to me. I never considered Freud to be anything more than an anal-obsessed quack, but the shit-money equasion does suit me well. I usually drop a deuce every other day instead of every day, so I guess this means I'm a conservative prick who wants it all for himself, and only giving it up when he has to. Who knew my ass and my bank account were so closely related? I think I'll start reading more about Freud and his ass-influenced theories.

 Shawn St James's picture

I believe in an individualistic interpretations of dreams. What did poop mean to YOU? That is the question.

This is certainly a dream about your life and its circumstances. There's not enough information for determining whether it is an ONGOING frustration, or merely incidental. I'd guess ONGOING.
You're facing a tiring and relentless situation in your life which you find dirty and even disgusting.
The key is to comprehend that you feel POWERLESS over it. No one would willingly put shit in their pie hole.
So the issue at hand indicates that the most vile and disgusting thing keeps occurring to you and that you FEEL like you have NO CHOICE IN the matter.
The feeling is quite common.

Other examples could be recurring dreams about crashing planes, violence, or social embarassment.
You have gotten so accustomed to being defeated by it that it is akinto having shit INSIDE you all the time. See?

The Man with the Golden Buns's picture

I think it means you have to take a dump.

The Man with the Golden Buns's picture

Maybe you've been eating too much cheese.

Tydirium's picture
k 500+ points

Here we go: "According to Freud, feces is related to possession, pride, shame, money/financial matters, or aggressive acts."

And even better: "For many people, the feces have been a portend of good fortune or wealth. This may include the actual conveyance of wealth or the desire for such a "find." In either case, the interpretation reverts back to Freud's own feelings that the feces were perceived by the infant as being something they created and therefore something valuable. The true surprise would be if an adult person awoke from a feces dream feeling particularly at ease with a sense of well-being.

"The origin of the feces and means of discovery are both important issues to discern in the meaning of the dream. For example, if the feces comes into the dream through direct biological means, who it belongs to and your interaction with it-visual only, cleaning up, etc.-may say much about your relationship with the other characters.

"If it is simply discovered, or known about without actual visual participation in the dream, then the possibility that another's influence is upon you is troubling. At this point, it is conceivable that the dream could relate to money if your influence is far reaching, or if others are odorously impinging upon you."

That's all from

Skid Marky Mark's picture

One time I had a dream that I was sitting on a toilet, pooping backwards (the poops was jumping out of the pot and stuffing themselves into my ass). It was weird. I dreamed Yakov Smirnov was standing next to me saying, "In Soviet Russia, dumps take you!"

But then I woke up in a gutter with a pounding headache, surrounded by empty 40-ouncers, and my pants were pulled down and it appeared I'd been repeatedly sodomized by winos. That might explain my dream.

Bortie Wooster's picture

Sometimes a dream about a turd is just a dream about a turd.

Slim Jim Junkie's picture

I have had dreams about shitting, however, I havn't had to touch the stuff.

However, I had this one dream where I plugged a shitter in the Empire State building, and I had to run for it, with 3 other people.

There was a narrow rescue by helicopter.

The Amazing Anus's picture

I think you have a fear and distast of poop, or maybe you love poop and wan't to eat it, I think you fear it....

Chuck's picture

Now if the turd were cigar-shaped, then Freud would have enjoyed a field day with this dream.

furball's picture

I had a recuring poop dream also.

for about a year, i had dreams about having to poop REALLY badly, going into the bathroom in my dream and finding it to be more discusting then a freddy krugger nightmare. the dreams were quite vivid. Green slimy titles walls, with every type of waste on the seat of the toilet bowls. but having the incredible urge to poo i would dream myself hovering or tring to poo off the bowl in someway, Of course in my dream there was no TP.
usually in my dream i would fall into the discusting toilet in some way and wake myself up.

the dreams progressed and got worse over the year.
eventually i would dream i was at some sporting event and have to poop. entering the bathroom would be the most dusgusting site ever. toilets with no stalls lined up. the toilets that had stalls would always be Half height walls made of rotting wood with holes so anyone could see you droping a deuce the toilet of course would be gross. i started to dream of tring to clean the toilets before finding the least gross one to use.

eventually in my dream i stopped caring, and would just crap away in the gross green bowls and then leave like other people i would see in my dreams. I would never recognize any of the people in my dream and eventually they stopped. I guess i resolved the issue and became a shameless shitter or something. i never had any problems pooping in public, i did with really gross toilets and i still do hate them, and hover.

i didn't have any money issues. But a few years after this first series of dreamed stopped a new set began. I know what started it too. I went to a new gym in my area and managed to pick up Athletes foot in the locker room :( it was the first time in my life i managed to get it, and it horrible, i ended up having to get some special anti-bonics to kill it, but anyway. the dreams started up again, with the gross toilet, but soon turned into the most horrific Lockerroom you could imagine with the same slimy green and black walls i would dream i was bare foot and had to tiptoe through the slimy floors to get to my clothes on the other side. Its pretty funny when i think back on this now. Thankfully after the foot fugus died the dreams stopped also.

Turd HugeGRUNT's picture

Dear Feces Theses:

Best I can tell, your dream simply says that you are completely full of shit.

Regards. And have a very shitty day. TH.

Rectal Inversion's picture

The recent health awareness concerning diets in the news is producing subliminal anxiety in your subconcious. You feel your diet is very bad for your body, so much that it cannot get rid of the toxins and waste fast enough, and that you are jsut basically eating shit. Analyze your consumption habits and moderate on the garbage. When you feel you are living more healthy with regard to your food choices, your anxiety should diminish.
Dreams are often when your brain is sorting the most important information for further problem solving and storing. An unanswered question will stimulate each night until resolved or abandoned.
If diet modification fails, a quick-fix may be to just taste some of your shit. Your fresh memory of tangy turd should wipe over your brains attempt to determine if your eating right, as it will now have positive confirmation that you are not. You may also want to try reading some of the recipes at Surely that memory will at least replace your shit eating fantasies with pole smoking nocturnal emissions. Then, to avoid your feelings of turning gay, youll go get laid. Getting laid will always alleviate mental anguish. Good luck, my son.

The Man with the Golden Buns's picture

Hey, Furball, you can't spell worth a hoot.

TH's picture


I find that the content of most dreams is comprised of data that arrives brainside either during the day or actually while we are in REM phase.

Therefore, I would suggest that you either clean your bathrooms or stop shitting in bed at night.

Regards. His Turdship.


Just take a poop already and move on!!!!!!!!


The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

I had a dream about shit just the other night. George Bush walked into my dream and I had to flush him.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

shitass's picture

WHen i was a child i would have dreams like that. I'd dream i was taking this huge crap and that the shit was sticking to me, and that i was shitting in my pyjamas an that i was stinkingup my bed with shit. Big shitlogs oozed out of me like a giant brown version of those play doh shit factories they used to sell. I could feel the chunks of food amidst the smoother bile brownie batter catching and smooshing against my legs.

Then i'd realize i was awake the whole time.

shitass'smom's picture

I didn't raise no liar. What the boy says is true.

poop-licker's picture

i like poop. It makes me horney and i take the poop and rub it on my s. and stick it in my mouth i like poop so much i could sniff my a33 all day long.

Magula's picture

Maybe you have a secret fear that your toilet is going to overflow and plungers will suddenly become nonexsistant and you'll have to eat your own poop to keep the stinch out because you don't want anyone to know what a poo poo head you really are!
Close To Being A Psychologist - MAGULA!

pooper dream girl's picture

i had a dream of me pooing jus the other night..
i like literally pooped and wiped my ass!! hahaha..wat does that mean???

abcpooper's picture

maybe it's a dream about poop spewing out of your butt like lava and there not being any

Tak's picture

uz are all god damn crazy...

Anonymous Coward's picture

My dream just grossed me out. I was out to dinner with my family and my boyfriend (although it wasnt my real boyfriend, it was a kid that I just know). I went to the bathroom and in the bathroom some people could see the toilets from up above. Don't ask me why. I then waited for the stahl where no one could see. When it was empty, I went in and all I had to do was pee. When I wipped myself though, there was poop everywhere. The toilet was plugged, it was on the seat, on the toilet paper, all over me. In my hair, my clothes, eventually it was in my mouth. I ran to have a friend help me get it out and the more she helped, the more I had to spit up the poop. What the hell does that mean!?!

<just weird>'s picture

okay you guys are really retarded... like , hardcore, you ovbiously need medical attention of you keep having dreams that your shitting... its kinda disturbing in a hilarious way... but none the less i consider some hard core pills to help you... its seriously not good to dream you have shit problems with slimy floores, or peeing and shiting instead, or eating your own shit!! like come on!!! i think your all just full of the stuff that your dreaming about... (aka)shit!!

yours trully,

the one that doesnt need hardcore pills

KeepOnCrappin's picture
k 500+ points

Well, I think you just are smiking too much pot.

"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

3flusher's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Once I dreamed I shit a Turkey all wrapped up like at the grocery store. And it wasn't fowl smelling!


healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

Good one 3flusher, I think I am the only one who got the punchline, turkey, fowl.

According to my dream book, dreaming of shit indicates coming dissapointments in money matters.
Watch out for the deadly F4, though he's been gone since '53, he will be back.

"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

Anonymous Coward's picture

I just took some muscle relaxers last night and had a dream that I found a brick of cocaine and tasted it and got high just from one taste so I was going to bag it up and sell it, just this one time. I was in a motel room and I pooped on the floor and took my poop and rubbed it all over my arms and face and then I was eating my poop! I took a shower and tried to get the poop off of me, but no matter how hard I scrubbed, I couldn't get it all off. Then I was spitting in the shower trying to get the poop out of my mouth and rinsing my mouth with water over and over. What the hell does this mean?

Also, I have a recurring nightmare that I'm in a lockerroom where all of the toilets are out in the open and they're all poop-covered and there is poop and pee flooding the room and I'm so grossed out because I'm trying to walk through it to go to the bathroom, but I can never find a clean toilet. Sometimes in this dream I will try to go to the bathroom anyway and there are always people standing around and I'm extremely embarrassed, but I have to go so bad that I go anyway with them watching.

Cristie's picture

Hello all!!!

I was very interested to read about the post comment in this site...i am bigginner...

I am married and pregnancy 5 months,my ages 19 years old...

By the way,I dreams about pop many times in my life...even it crazy but true!!!

The Poop meaning:if you expected a money or Salary or you play the gambling example:CASINO.
possible,you will win...
nothing is bad to dream about pop...this is not dirty and this is a pleasure,something good.

it difficult to understand what i tried to explained...but believed me or you don't believed,you can't loose anything.

Just say,i was poor young girl and no education..i am only waiting salary my husband.

ask me if you missunderstood..

God bless you

the ridges's picture

dream of shitting. always looking for a clean space. aboard a ship or another place where i dont belong.

Anonymous Coward's picture

ok, i'm totally researching this because my sister said rumor is if you dream about feces u should go buy a lottery ticket.. so i have..
could be a load of crap, but i will repost to tell u of my experience.
" i had a dream my husband was somehow having sex w/ me from my rear and for some reason i felt uncomfortable then i looked at his peepee and it had poop all over it so i was like oh my god u just butt f**d me.. anyhow i was mad and somehow the poop got all over him and all over me and all over my face and i think it was in my mouth... so we were showering to get it off, then i woke up thinking i had sh1t in my mouth.
lets see if i hit the jackpot!!!!!!

emmi's picture

i have had several dreams night after night about shitting- me shitting -other people shitting - horrible endless diarrhea - toilets after i clean them are suddenly covered in shit again, my mum pooping- so many variations! I can't work it out but from visiting this site it seems it may be in line with my lack of control over my income as i am waiting for great job to start in few months with big money. freud was right!

Lightly Packaged Spam's picture

I must say- this website is the most intriguing thing I've read in ages... But I have quite a doozer to contribute to this civilized conversation for you poo observers.

I had a dream the other night, where I was craving orange juice. So, I drank an orange cooler. Immediately afer the delightful cooler, I sat on the can and pinched a loaf. Once finished, I picked up the rather large slice of poop and began to knaw on it. It was completely normal- my brain couldn't decide whether it was a large brownie or a hunk of onion meat-loaf. I continued walking with this piece of poop in my hand, knawing on it, when I walked right past my mother. She just looked at me and said "Ah, I see you had an orange cooler." And then I awoke.

Anyone care to take a stab?

daphne's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardSite AdminComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatore 6000+ points

Maybe you think you want something in your life (orange juice), but you actually want something else (meat - brownie poop) that might be forbidden or not completely acceptable for you to have. Your mother, being the know all moms are, is onto you, or maybe she represents an authority figure.


It's just a guess. Are you in a relationship or job that's not working out? Are you checking out someone else on the sly or thinking about quitting your career?


Are you satisfied with your current long distance carrier?

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

Deja Poo's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

I think it means that you should start encouraging your pet Saint Bernard to sleep with its ass at the foot of the bed instead of on your pillow.
Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Anonymous Coward's picture


My name is asstree. and am 20 years old. My dream last night has left a scar. Basically, I was shoving poop into my face and had it all over. I don't know what it means. Do you think it has something to do with my name... ASS? You may think this is a joke, but seriously, I don't think it's healthy to be eating poop. Do I need help? Do I secretly enjoy poop? Please, help me.


UNO Who's picture

This is the funniest shit I've read in a long time! Made me forget my wierd dreams for a moment. At least I know that I'm not alone having these aborant dreams. Regarding the money angle . . does having a lot of money, or very little money, cause the shitty dreams??

Anonymous Coward's picture

Whenever I dream about sh*t I ALWAYS receive unexpected money. This also happens whenever I accidentally hit my elbow or my knee really hard. Weird, but it works everytime! :)
Next time I dream about sh*t I will buy a lotto ticket or do a little gambling.:)

shitake boy's picture
l 100+ points

WOW!!! if dreaming about shit means that I am going to get a lot of money...then bring on the dreams of poop!!!

In search of the ever evasive BM

In search of the ever evasive BM

Anonymous Coward's picture

Ok, here is the dream I had last night. I first felt poop in my mouth which I thought was incredibly gross. I started trying to spit them out but there was always more. Then it was smeared all over my butt crack and the flies came and they were SOOO annoying! I couldn't manage to fight them off.

And here's what I think my dream means. I'm making someone very VERY uncomfortable and annoyed by sending them e-mails. They equate my words to "poop" comming from my mouth. And they couldn't care less as long as I'd just leave them alone.

How did I do on that interpretation?
And by the way, I intend to stop contacting this person. I didn't know that's how they honestly felt about me. Oops!

Poop-bot's picture

I had the weirdest dream last nite. I dreamt I took a shit in the toilet and the turdlets looked like sea shells. ouch! and then one had tentacles like an octopus? Later the shit started overflowing and turned into snakey worm things that I had to kill upon exiting the overflowing tank.
any interpretations?

Dear DJ's picture

About the poop dreams, when I began taking SSRI medications, I researched them prior to beginning the initial dose. Someone mentioned that a side effect for them was that they were having very vivid dreams. Once I began taking the medication, I began noticing myself dreaming of things like being in public restrooms where toilets were overflowing, and feces (turds) were all over the floor. I was suspended in air, looking down at it on the floor. Following several of these dreams, they stopped. Perhaps others who may be on certain types of medications may be experiencing the same.

Dear DJ's picture

Hey Tak:

I agree. They'z all nutty. I haven't laughed so hard and long in too long. This is truly insane.

Anonymous Coward's picture

OMG - This is so funny. I came here because I've been having poop dreams too. Similar ones about the toilet over flowing and not being able to find a toilet that doesn't have overflowing poop and walking through pee and overflowed water on the floor...then I find one and it ends up being flooded. The other night I had one that I had poop covered on my legs like it was lotion and I was carefully cleaning it off with a squeegie type deal...I keep having poop dreams lol...

This stuff is too funny :)

Anonymous Coward's picture

So, I had a dream that I went poop on a toilet in the middle of the living room and the toilet was overflowing with the poop. I felt a real sense of releif in having gone to the bathroom, but then, was mortified at all the poop in the toilet. I tried to flush it but it got clogged and the swishing of the water sent the poop circling and flying across the room. I was very embarrassed since I knew the home's owner would be coming into the living room soon, where the toilet and all the flying poop now were. What on earth does all this mean!???

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