You CAN use hair removers for the asscrack, but you should be careful not to get any inside your rectum. The result is a nice, smooth, squeeky clean feeling without comparison. Nevermind how I know.

I guess if you spread the ass cheeks wide enough, you could probably use a Mach 3 or the like...

Well, I don't know if it will work, but here is what I would do if I were in your situation. Use Nair, and then use a good razor to shave what's left over (you might miss a few spots). I've used Nair (the 4-minute kind) on my arms and armpits before. It takes about 4 or 5 minutes on my arms and about 7 or 8 minutes on armpits, because the hair on my arms is softer and finer. I assume butt hair would be rough, so I'd suggest 7-10 minutes might do the trick. Be careful to keep it out of the genital area, and you'd be best off maybe laying on your stomach and keeping your legs spread while waiting, or whatever it takes to keep your buttcheeks from touching while it's on. If skin touches, it rubs it in a little, and Nair isn't meant to be rubbed in, just sort of slapped on, because it will irritate (this has happened to me in folding part of my arms or whatever you call it while moving). The butt area might be sensitive, but I don't think it would be too much worse than a mildly sunburned piece of skin if it did get irritated, and it would go away after a day or two. After it's been sitting on for the desired amount of time, get in a tub of water and splash it off. Good luck!

easy. take a lighter up to your asscrack and burn all the excess hair off.

i did that once and accidentally farted. a flame shot out of my ass and lit the toilet paper on fire. then i ate the toilet paper. then when i shat it out, it smelled like toilet paper.

my best friend used to eat TP as a joke...

anyway, if you have someone you can count on, pour wax into the buttcrack. Put a sheet over it, and RRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!! yeah, its gotta hurt, but I'm sure it might work, be a man!

http://www.bimmernut.com/wwwboard/e34/messages/33080.html

suggests shaving is a bad idea...

LMAO that was a hilarious story!!

Man DO NOT mess with your crack hair. It was put there to absorb the moisture and sweat from when your ass cheeks come into contact. I read a story online about a guy that shaved his ass smooth as ivory, but when he went out on his daily routine his crack got so sweaty that it felt like his ass was leaking. He went home and spread his cheeks and a shit and sweat smell hit him that he said was like rotting meat.

When the hair grew back it itched like a mofo and he was constantly inflamed back there.

The point of the story is leave the hair. When you bathe be sure to clean really well and you will be okay. If you want to shave this for some woman I say forget her. Find somone who will like you for who you are and not how hairy your crack is.

Well done, dude. Obviously you didn't follow the link above which leads straight to a story exactly like the one you just described. But my motto is tolerance in the face of ignorance, so I'll leave well enough alone. I would suggest (and this is just off the top of my head) using conditioner to soften the butt hair which may stop it being as much of a nuisance.

I don't know if I buy that... because some people don't have ass hair, and they get by just fine. It sounds to me like that guy experienced the kind of things that happen when you shave anything... back, chest, head. Of course you're gonna itch, and gonna sweat.

Hey, I was serious before. It works. Smooth and clean as a whistle. OF COURSE it will feel a little different back there when you're done. But if you wanted it to feel the same, then why do it at all? Whatever you do, DON'T SHAVE IT! First of all, who wants to risk nicking the ol' pooper? And second, it will grow back faster and itchier and you'll risk those pesky ingrown hairs. Gotta admit that the waxing idea is hysterical though.

GO SUCK A DICK CHENEY!!

I think it might be prudent to re-examine the intent of the original question: is Harry trying to thin the fur for a woman or is he trying to minimize the incidence of dingleberries? I gotta think he's more worried about the dingle than the babes. Experience tells me: if you're willie nelson around the poop-chute and you can't get to a shower regularly, a few nastacious poops can form a ceramic-like crust of dreadlocks in the butthairs. I guess if you go long enough, it might coalesce into an impassible netting...and that would bad.

I shaved my butt, and being a science geek, I did one cheek with a single-blade razor and the other with an electric shaver. (How's that for an experiment, huh? Think the New England Journal of Medicine will publish my results?)

If you can, go electric, Harry Ass. The parts I shaved with a steel razor (Bic disposable) had bumps and whelts the very next day that lasted for more than a week. I'd say this was due to my butt cheeks not being used to being scraped with a piece of sharp steel.

On the other hand (cheek), the electric razor side (and the crack) were O.K. And there's very little chance that you'll nick yourself with an electric shaver. I used a Braun shaver, the kind with an inverted "U" shaped head.

As I said, the electric shaver left me in great shape, which is not what I'll be in if my roomate finds out how I used his shaver!

Spiff

P.S. It feels much cleaner "down there" and my farts now cause my butt cheeks to vibrate and slap against each other. I guess another function of ass hair is to hold the cheeks apart and let passed gas escape with ease.

I used jalepeno juice to slow burn the hairs off. It took a while, but it lasted for months. I did catch some "stingers" over the next few days, though. Talk about a "Hot Carl"!!!!!

I have a very hairy ass. I have tried many differnt methods of removing it.My Favorite is to have my boyfriend shave it with a diposable razor and when done spread lotion all over my clean shaven apple.Every now and then he will slip a finger in my poo parlor just for fun.

everytime I use a straigt razor, I get small cuts on my little bum. I have tried sitting in styptic powder and rock salt (kosher), but it stings my bottom.

I have also tried using an electric razor, but when I look between my legs, the cord wraps around my knobber, and sometimes around my hairy bean bag. The cordless models do not have enough bite if you know what I mean.

Finally, I tried Nair, but it got gummed up with the KY jelly and started to smoke.

Any ideas?

My problem is my penis is no bigger than the hairs that surround it.This makes shaving very hard.Ive cut off my small tool three times and had to have it reattached.Each time it gets a little more deformed.Now it has a slight crook in it and gets caught between my new boyfriends buckteeth......wow does that hurt when it snaps back!!!!!OUCH

I used my dad's electrick shaver to shave off my dingleberries and forgot to wash it.After he put on some after-shave, the crusted shit on the shaver became kinda runny and he ended up with a real shitty "tan " on his face...

My poo smells like mustard, even after I eat peanuts and corn!!! What gives? Does anyone know why sometimes my poo looks light yellow and sometimes dark green?

And, what about the back wash that splashes over my balls when the turd drops. I can't hardly dry it.

My sack is wrinkly.

my name is gus

My fat hair sweltering ass needs a good shave,my shit dreads are fuckin awesome though

I suggest you use depilatory cream hair remover with inhibitor will make the hairs come backs finer and if you use it for a period of time your ass hairs will be less noticeble. PS don't shave it's going to worsen the problem.

i love poop send me poop

poop is awsome

weirdossss

i raped my poop

My asshair is so think it catches my shit like a net! What a mess to clean up!My life partner like to comb the dried dung from my locks though.He doesnt want me to shave it.His ass is clean as a babys.YUMM

I think the whole purpose of removing ones crack hair is for purely aesthetic reasons, and not to facilitate the hygenic passage of shit.

So, lets ANALyse the options (har...har...):

1) RAZOR: Very tricky. Keep a bottle of dettol, some bandaids, and a prescription for antibiotics nearby. Not recommended.

2) WAXING: Known as a back-sack-and-crack-wax. Very painful, but very effective. Can get really itchy though when regrowth starts a few weeks later.

3) CREAMS: Very effective. Not painful. Might require 2 applications, and might sting a bit if you have to scrub it off due to a forest of hair overgrowth. My preferred choice.

4) SCISSORS/ELECTRIC SHAVERS/ETC: You are a dirty little bastard aren't you. Hope you aren't planning on shaving on your face or cutting your nails or something later...

Finally, as for this stuff about stinky sweat post hair removal: everyone's crack sweats, some more than others. If this is a problem for you, apply powder (zinc oxide is the best) to your crack. For the majority whom this isn't a problem, enjoy your new smooth crack.

PS: Did you know farts are amplified with a smooth hair free crack!!! Be careful...

I have a hairy buttcrack. I just thought I'd share that with all you.

Any other NEW suggestions?

anonymous coward I think you got something wrong there..removing ones crack hair is NOT for purely aesthetic reasons!!! Just think of all the wipes and all the time you safe after repelling a thick loaf or spreading fluids when you have the shits!!!

You see there also is a economical background.

Hey tmchugh255 jo are a dirty fucker, this is a forum for serious people with serious problems. Share your bedtime storys with your deformed sack. fuck off.

You can definitely shave your crack. In the shower, crouch on your feet so that your crack spreads, apply shaving cream as needed, and shave with a Mach 3 or other such razor. If done well and regularly, it produces an aforementioned "squeaky clean" effect, and also feels great (especially the first time you do it).

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you people....?!!! To shave or not to shave? Come on it's a personal choice, who cares!

hey well for all you hairy butts out there how can you have a hairy but i mean really is this like some kind of ji\oke or something i mean if you have a hairy butt then maybe yuo should ask your doctor cause it might be a health problem! really consult your doctor

I tried Nair, then razor on my back. Left hundreds of welt bumps. Very, very bad. Electric groomer shaver worked wonders.

I think ass hair increases friction and sweat buildup, myself. Hiking around for extended periods in the summer- ass rash is not a pretty thing. Starts right where the hair is longest.

I learned shaving close was bad news due to stubble. That hurt, I didn't want to walk for a week. The key is using the groomer with the attachment so it's still like 1/4". So trimmed comfortably short, but not shaved.

i shaved my ass for the first time cause me and my boyfriend decided to have sex for the first time. baad idea cause it left my boyfriends penis feeling like sand paper he said my ass felt like rubbing his cock against a cactus!!.

Try farting on a match.

Now that my dyslexia has gone away again I can remember the word I was trying to use and explain the method.
Fart on a match. The backdraft will burn away your ass forest and you'll be free. Of course, you'll have a hell of a red ass but at least it'll be hairless again.

I have learned much from the many commentators. Some of my own experiences have been traumatic, but I feel that they were worth the effort. I did feel that issues such as traction become apparent when you lose ass hair. Does someone have a solution to this problem? I mean, the natural solution of hair on your ass is successful, but obviously loses on aesthetic grounds. Has anyone tried replacing the hair with something, perhaps some sort of rubber gum, like the sole of my shoe? Does shit come off rubber gum easily? I've stepped in dog shit a few times, and it took a few wipes to clean. How much would an ass covered with rubber gum cost, in America?

For those unsightly, irritating bumps, My girl friend turned me on to witch hazel. (Not knowing what I was shaving) Although a little cold at first there is no burning or ill effect and this works for the twig berries and taint as well,

AM I the only person who, after shaving his balls for the "clean" look, kept right on shaving thru the taint and up to my shoulder blades?

Now, wiping is a snap, and if I remove the blades from the electric razor, turning it on and resting it against by bum turns me on too!!!!

BUT REMOVE THE BALDES 1st!!!!

No more warm washcloth for me or squatting over the kitchen sink with the hand sprayer for the nasty buggers!!!

My sister just told me that her husband's ass is like a thick forest. I guess Italian guys have a lot of hair.

ok so you guys have listed a lot of ways to get rid of ass hair, but my problem is how do i reach my ass to shave if i dont want anyone else to know? any solutions??????

plz help me about how to shave my ass hairs

Try sticking some duct tape in your crack and pulling. It'll work fast and no one else will see it.

the solution is very easy. i asked a doctor about this during a physicals. all you have to do is mix rubbing alcohol together with NAIR and use cotton balls. pat it on the hair you want to remove and it falls off in seconds. the doc said it was pretty healthy to do so dont get scared of chemical reactions or side-effects. just a tip from the people who really know

Is there a relationship between the odor of my pre-dump farts, the dump itself, and the post-dump venting?

I find the pre-D toots have a shrp, almost tangy whiff, with nominal hang time (honestly, sometimes after the pre-D bloops I am running so ass fast to the toilet I cannot savor the "stench-cloud").

The actual dump itself is generally reflective of my manly Atkins meat only diet supplemented by my penchant for nibbling on Strawberry Twizzlers. In fact, unless a log is exposed to the air, sometimes there is a lack of smell, and I am not sure I did anything except wet my cheeks from the splash (unless it is a "slider").

The POst-D venting is where things get interesting...first there is the potential for the "burn", which occurs from my cheapness and the one-ply. Next, however, is the moist balloon of fecal spray which shadows me like groupies following Kiss.

Any similar experiences?

oh my god

hello... this may be weird but i am also asking the same question about ass hair.. but i'm a girl. Yes i know its really gross but i don't know what to do.. its not like i asked for ass hair.. but if you guys have any solutions i would be soo ahppy.

I'm also a girl and i have a hairy butt as well! I don't understand how it got there, it must be genetics or something but, I really find it un-appealing. I'm pretty sure that i'm going to try NAIR or that NAIR and Rubbing Alcohol thing, but to be serious, i'm scared to. I tried Shaving and that was very painful afterwards... red bumps galor, so if someone who really knows what their doing can help me, that would be GREAT!

holy shit......this forum is insane.... 8(

It will hurt but do what female porn stars do. Get it professionally waxed or learn how to do it yourself.

Shave it for many yrs now...the cock balls and ass and never any problem occured.
In a bad with a razorblade every other day,my 15 minutes routine.

try squatting over a mirror on the floor with a bright light shining on it, so it reflects and illuminates your browneye...takes a little bit of practice but makes it a snap to do anything that needs doin' down there.

I hate it when I get period pieces stuck in my ass hair.

I take great care of my ass and I'm a very clean girl. I still get ass acne though. I don't know if it's ingrown hairs or what! Help!

I have the same problem with ass hair..even nair irritated me :(

u people make me extremely sick...you should all eat ur own shit, then shit that out and eat it, then get kicked in the face and die!!!!!! :) have a nice day, bitches

y was this site made, what's wrong with you eleven year old bastards, kill urself, then do some jumping jacks then walk of a fucking cliff whorebags

when i shit it smells like frozen yogurt and corn .......word bitch,f flush@!!!!

i hate you all, you die now!

im a girl and i have ass hair too i dont kno how to get rid of it and im sure its not attractive.

i use a flamethrower and singe my hairs off its great cos they get burnt then they just wipe off

well girls. i must say i have an answer. BUT its no different acutally, i have also had thick fucked up discusting ass, hair, and i HATED IT. and i dont know how it got there either. once upon a time, i shaved my ass. and it hurt.. the next 2 days i couldnt sit on it at all. the red marks, hurt like someone's put tree bark in my pants. got pissed off, so weeks later i bought a good mirror, a few "waxeese" to wax the mother fuckers off. was painfull, and then it grew red marks afterwards 4 weeks later and it hurt. then i realised ill do it again, i did but this time i moisturised my whole body. my ass, legs whatever. Use "Johnsons Hair Minimising Lotion". it fucking worked wonders. Its a lot smaller now, but get used to it... im going Laser soon so no more fucking around with ass hair.

yep, girls do get ass hairs, and im a very hairless female, i barely have to shave my legs ever. but the ass hair was almost like as if it had a brain and wouldnt stop but grow.
my ancestors were persian, but im italian, and i guess it can happen to anyone. dont be ashamed of it. if u hate it, get rid of it. i know i did.

i dont know where my poo went, i shat in the toilet, and flushed it and now i must wander

yes, it's tough being a girl. Let's face it, vaginas are not pretty stuff, much less a hairy asshole to go with it. Guys just like the way it feels, not looks.It's like an open wound....

Poster who posted by a million different names on December 21st. Let me guess... Your hateful, murderous ass is Christian, right?

is it safe to shave your ass? please respond

Your information about shaving your ass is very helpful and I want to try the Braun razor. Can anyone suggest a good Braun model to use for this purpose?

This was the most entertaining thing Ive read all week...yes my life is pathetic. It was informative and entertaining..kudos to you all and here's to a new hairless ass (cuz they(hairy ones) are icky)

I agree, this is the funniest thread I've ever read. I think I'll just not eat lunch, save up the cash, and get laser hair removal. Sounds like the safest, cleanest, easiest, quickest, and laziest way of getting the job done. Good luck to all you fellow hairy assholes!

Girls...if you have hairy asses, you shouldn't necessarily think that it's unattractive. Some guys are attracted to it...

I have a question--I dropped a small jar of acne treatment in the toilet--immediately retrieved it and washed the outside w/ antibacterial soap. When I twisted off the lid to see if any had made it inside there was some around the rim and I'm not sure if any trickled down into the actual acne cream--I only ask because this stuff works really well and is expensive!!! Is it likely that using this product after the toilet episode will worsen my complexion because of contamination? Please help!!!

Why shave or remove the ass hair ? Since losing much of my cranial hair due to male pattern baldness I have grown to appreciate what hair is remaining on my body . The ass hair I have was once neglected but now I have pampered these hairs.
I like to shampoo my ass hairs with Pert , and for a conditioner I use Thermasilk . This keeps the ass hairs shiny and smooth. To me there is nothing more attractive than long flowing ass hairs blowing gently in a summers breeze.
I have tried Rogaine on my ass , but I havent noticed any conciderable new growth .I may be getting an ass hair transplant soon but the new veralex system looks like a good alternative to surgery.
I will keep you updated.....

whatever you guys decide to do dont, I repeat DONT, use the no-rub Nair formula to wack off with. I did, and it destroyed my penis. at first it was just a burning sensation as I went through the motions, then I was in exteme pain and washed it off only to find dozens of open, bleeding wounds all down my shaft. look at the bottle before you rub one out.

I finally learned why my farts are silent. Im gonna use nair because i think its funny when i can hear my farts.

THE PERFECT SOLUTION FOR ASS HAIR REMOVAL AT HOME

Ok, here's what you do. Buy some topical anesthetic (that has 4% lidocaine in it). Then spread it all over your ass and let it sit there for a while. Then when your skin is numb take all the anesthetic cream off and make sure your skin can't feel a thing. Then take an epilator (like emjoi - they work really well) and rip out all your hair - painlessly. It'll be gone for weeks. No bumps or razor burn, and completely smooth.

If anyone tries this, please email me and let me know how it went. Thanks.

The only permanent solution...

As someone stated above, laser hair removal is the way to go. I emailed a couple laser hair removal clinics, and they do buttocks, but they said that they can't get too close to the anal area to avoid contamination. So I recommend getting laser hair removal (overall it can cost $1000 - $2000) and then keep waxing the hairs that they couldn't reach, and eventually you'll have a permanently smooth ass. Personally, when I can afford it, I think it's worth the investment since it's permanent. I mean, think of how much nair you're going to by in a lifetime, along with how much time you're going to spend spreading it on your ass, etc. Might as well just get 4 laser treatments and be done with it with just some minor waxing for a while. If you wax a certain area long enough, it stops growing hair because you damage the follicle (so told me a girl whose mother had bald spots on her legs due to waxing). If anyone gets laser treatment on their ass, please let me know how it went.

Use Laser or Wax , then apply Vaniqa ( Eflornithine HCL )twice a week , And you WIN !

creams work but avoid the sensitive pink bit...
my best method so far is an epilator, plucks the hairs out so they don't come straight back again. it hurts so get used to using it somewhere else first. great on legs.
xx

Being a crossdresser I know that having hairless buttcheeks and inner workings is important. Im not a very hairy person to begin with, but I do need a shaving now and then. I use Nair for Men on my whole body, it does irritate if you rub it in, I found out the hard way as I had red discoloration over some parts for a few days but nothing serious. Leave it on for a few minutes longer if you have very thick strong body hair, don't rub it in at all, just smooth it over your body. When you are ready to remove, go take a shower but make sure you get NONE of the splash off on your head! Maybe wear a shower cap! It does work well on your "asshole" hair too! Use a clean washcloth and make sure you get it ALL off your body, otherwise you will goto sleep, or maybe excercise and sweat, this will cause irritation for sure. Throw the washcloth in the laundry afterwards, you don't want to use it on your face or near your head hair. Just to be on the safe side I would take another shower a few hours after the clean-off shower, that way you giver your body some time to sweat out any oils or hair remover from your pores! If you are going the razor route, I guess the more blades the better. I've had wonderful results from both the Mach3 and Quattro razors, and have effectively removed all asshole hair by getting into a "missionary" position in the tub and just feeling around. It's not as hard as you might think. http://www.liplock.org

should i shave my ass hair if so how do i do it? someone please tell me

Hi Guys, love your forum :) thought I would join !! Just wondering if anyone out there has ingorwn hair problem, GOD I'M going crazy and don't know what to do to treat it !! it gets so big and hurts like hell (bikini area) HELP lol

i agree, this is one of the funnest asshair forums i have seen. i have shaved my ass about 3 times, but it was like every 9 months that i would do it. why is it just my ASS??? im too scared to use that instantburn off nair stuff, just because i think i have sensitive skin..

it seems electric razor is the best option from what i read... but its not gonna be smooth as a razor. i wish i could afford electrosyciscisiciy whatever.

well... keep these forums goin. GOOD LUCK WITH ALL YOUR HAIRY ASSHOLES. lets pray for a revolution...

I have the problem mentioned waaay earlier....I don't have a hairy ass crack, however the odor is driving me crazy! I mean, I shower daily, but through-out the day it's like my ass leaks fecal matter and it mixes with sweat and the hours of churning by the end of the day, my ass crack is the nastiest thing.

I've tried powder, and that just makes an even worse concoction - like baby powder flavored ass paste. I've even tried putting moist toilettes in between the checks and trying to change them out throughout the day. But that's uber high maintanence.

Is there anyway to have a smooth and ODERLESS asscrack, or would that be like asking for ass crack Nirvana?

I have shaved my ass before with a razor. Won't do it again. I had the worst razor burn of my life. It looked like I had some STD down their. I am going to try some nair. I just like the feeling of a smooth butt.

I am reading these stories about people having odor when they shave the hair off... might be some other kind of problem. my butt normaly smells 10 times better when the hair is gone.

Just apply some NAIR and a bit of rubbing alcohol, then light it up with a match. Then apply radiation so hair would no longer grow back. Warning: Do NOT breed afterwards.

Thanks for the postings to those honest folk with serious problems - this is very informative. Some people might experience trauma because they feel they might be the only ones out there with hairy butts. Does anyone have statistics on how many people naturally have hairy butts?

For the girls with hairy butts - there are guys out there that find them attractive, and there are those that don't mind it. Ask your sexual partner how he/she feels about it when you have reached that level of intimacy in your relationship.

Some advice: if you have a hairy butt that's not too hairy, you might consider not shaving / using nair type products - it probably gets worse when the hair regrows several weeks later after shaving or using these products.

To Ass crack Nirvana - (and anyone else with a funk in the trunk: it's a treatable and common problem that isn't due to poor hygiene (necessarily).

Pruritus Ani

Pruritus ani is a symptom complex consisting of perianal discomfort and itching. It is much more common in men than women, and it is idiopathic.

Discomfort is exacerbated by friction or a warm, moist perineal environment. Poor anal hygiene or anus itching over-cleansing with soap is often a contributing factor. Diabetes, antibiotic use, vaginal discharge or infection, and other skin disorders.

Patients with idiopathic pruritus often have intermittent seepage from the anal canal.

A decrease in resting anal canal pressure occurs with coffee intake, and exacerbation of itching symptoms can occur with ingestion of caffeine.

Common Conditions Causing Pruritus Ani:
Anorectal Disease. Fissures, fistula-in-ano, proctitis, prolapsing hemorrhoids, skin tags, sphincter dysfunction.

Infection. Candida organisms, condyloma acuminata, pinworms, scabies

Dermatologic Disorders. Contact dermatitis, lichen planus, lichen sclerosus, psoriasis, seborrhea.

Depending on what you might think is causing your funk, you can see what expected treatments might help: http://www.patient.co.uk/showdoc/23068810/

From experience: Poor diet > Hard Clay Poop > Anal Fissure > Anal Seepage

Using flushable baby wipes several times a day took care of the problem until the fissure healed and it all went away. I actually LOVE to use the wipes still, it's much softer and cleaner and NO DINGLEBERRIES for those hair-impaired out there.

I've actually heard that toilet paper is a leading cause of hemorrhoids and that cleaning with wipes is an effective way to avoid them.

I guess when you hit 25, you start liking all the things you did as a baby.... wet wipes, afternoon naps, and sucking on boobies.

:c)

So I am a girl and try to shave my butt and it made that bee otch worse and!!!! I am a need of trying that nair and rubbing achoel thingy does it work... I have to try something fast I am in need of it fuck those bithes who don't got a fucking hairy butt.

Just use those bikini line clippers. No razors, no chemicals. Your asshole and buttcheeks are safe! I use one all the time on my hairy ass.

Hey The Shit Volcano does the bikini line clippers. Does it work well for ass hair I am like so fed up with it I am thinking of having my mom use a sugar wax on it.

i used nair down there and around my testicles because i had this fungus that would not go away, and i thought that losing the forest of hair might help the situation...

because i had done it once before i was prepared with a few 500mg pills of morphine i purchased in mexico... even after taking two pills i was in so much pain i almost passed out. i would definitely think twice about doing it again. (i lost the fungus after i broke down and saw a dermatologist. he gave me some kind of other pill [lamicil?] that he said is bad for the liver if taken for too long, but would knock the fungus out by doing something to my blood. worked like a charm- best thing i ever did).

here's some advice...don't shave your ass if you have really hairy legs....i've just done it, and it looks retarded

Help me. Ever since i have had ass crack hair, any time something comes in contact with my ass, it smells like shit. This has lead to very embarassing moments in public places. I think its because after i take a shit and i sweat, the shitty seat gets absorbed by my ass hairs which produce the scent. My boxer supply keeps getting depleted. Help me.

heres a good site for you all:

http://www.pubicshave.com/ind.html

Use the Bic lighter.Just be careful not to set the shitter on fire.

Ass crack hair is normal pubic hair and some people get more than others. Usually gets more as you get older. I just had to shave my crack for the first time because I'm getting my back and butt lasered. You have to shave it before the treatment. Shaving with a regular razor was not too difficult. I just leaned a mirror against the shower wall then bent over and looked back at the mirror and reached between my legs and shaved it off. Pulled my cheeks apart with the other hand. Sounds difficult but I'm 43 and I could do it. Love the feeling of no hair there, and it is cleaner at times (lol).

This thread kicks ass (hair)!!!

Prior to reading this thread I have both shaved and naired my ass and balls. Anyone who condemns this thread obviously has not experienced an ass with no hair. It’s the shit. I believe shaving is a bad idea because of not only irritation and the risk of cuts, but because it’s said that shaving causes hair to grow back thicker and courser. You could inadvertently condemn yourself to a fro on your butt! Nair has worked great for me, although it does irritate if rubbed in or left on too long. Just be careful with the timing and application and you should be fine. Next time I will try mixing Nair with rubbing alcohol as mentioned above. If you can simply dab this solution on and the hair comes off in seconds, it truly would be ass hair nirvana. I have worried that Nair could make me sterile or desensitize my penis, but because nobody has mentioned this problem in the entire 3-year-old thread, I assume it’s not a problem (if it is, than my parents can forget about grandkids)

As for girls who get ass hair, I dearly hope they find this thread. I found that information very disturbing, although oddly educational. It was said that some men don’t mind female ass hair or actually prefer it, but I can assure you the VAST majority of men find even this concept disturbing. If I were you, I would discretely remove the hair! Thanks for the courage and reality check Nessa (but no thanks for the bad dreams).

I do share a problem with a few other forumers, however. Since puberty I have gotten pimples on my butt and am hoping someone will wander onto the thread who has a practical solution to this problem (or any solution at all). I assume topical acne medication probably would do the trick, but I really can’t afford to spread expensive face cream on my ass. I will continue to check here in hopes.

Anyway, the dude who started this thread is a bad ass. Keep this thread alive, it’s a lifesaver. I just wish it were here during my adolescence. I would have been laid a whole lot more in high school.

If laser hair removal is too cost prohibitive, it is becoming more mainstream to have ass hair removed (yes even in the crack area) by salon waxing method.

Depilatory creams often contain caustic ingredients and can cause some major skin irritation. Use of those creams can cause more problems than actual butt crack hair.

You can shave it. I just use regular shaving gel and a razor. Leaves it smooth and silk. As for the horror story about not having ass hair to absorb the moisture - both my jobs involve physically demanding work and I've never ended up with a sweaty ass. ;)

I agree with Bunghole - I wouldn't use those depilatory creams. A lot of people have allergic reactions to them and getting a rash where the sun don't shine would be pretty damn unpleasant.

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Pooping since 1976.

Yeah, but you dont have big, rinkly balls, livingdeadgirl(Although they would go nice with your appearnt hairy ass). Try knicking one of them, itll bleed forever!

dont shave, i'm going to try the nair next time or buy a little trimmer.. i've used a bic on my legs and arms before, works decent. smells like shit tho, so have some air freshner, im afraid to use it by my ass in fear of internally combusting...

clean hairless ass feels good and girls love it, hairy ass and balls = always keep the lights off and dont get to enjoy watching the girls ass/titties jiggle

just a word or two for the small minders like "mobbin throb" - why would the pubes stop between her legs? Of course there is going to be hair up there, hair surrounds orifices, and a girl's dark crack isn't half as disturbing as your grand assumptions and dolly bum dreams.

I suggest to keep the inner crack short and neat. A difficult area to manicure as all devotees of this page seem to know, but I think a fine inner perimetre is reasonable. It is the outer edge of where it meets the buttocks that I find more difficult to tolerate, I have never really found a solution. I would warn you about laser; it is not permanent, is overated, and in my experience undermines the cost and time ratio. It has not lasted more than two years. Two years of great relief I must add, but unfortunately it has left me back to where I was, looking for more solutions. (Also, I found the laser nurse very difficult to comply with my request to do the inner cheeks)

why don`t u guys jes bleach ur ass hairs or get it permanently removed

I usually shave my anal hair after cleaning up in the shower, using a Mach 3 and shaving cream. I also like to keep the hair on the insides of my thighs trimmed with electric clippers.

Never had any serious discomfort, though it does take a bit of practice and it is possible to cut yourself. The best thing to do is soak in a bath first, to soften up the hair, then apply shaving cream and use a clean razor. Shaving yer butt hair every other day seems about right.

Having said that, I'm going to go and try the alcohol and Nair combination and though I'm a man, I'd like to try the bikini line clippers. Just for a new sensation.
Oooooohh la la.

--Shit on a Shingle

Well, I tried the Nair and rubbing alcohol combo on my crack and it worked great!!! No more hair, but now my butthole is all pink and burney. A little dab of Vaseline cools it pretty good, though.

Now I feel like a million bucks! Though, next time I'm using peroxide instead of alcohol. I figure it usually does the same exact thing and it tends to burn less. Or, maybe just Nair. Or maybe I'll stick to shaving. That's the nice thing aobut hair; it always grows back so you have the option of doing whatever you like with it.

ok, this is some of the funniest shit (no pun intended) I've read in months!! I have fallen over laughing several times while perusing this thread. Props to all who are candid and straight up about their abominable ass hair. As someone who suffers from IAHS (inner ass hair syndrome), I found the advise of 'draping duct tape over your ass hair and yanking vigorously' to be a sound method. Very discreet and leaves you smooth for quite a while. Hell, it may just be true that it grows back thinner and eventually vanishes if you yakn that shit relentlessly!!!! :)

I too suffer from this problem, and as much as I like to think of the removal as aesthetic, it's not. Simply put, for me it is about cleanlieness. Even with the hair back there nice and trim, wiping causes small fibres to come off the toilet paper and become entangled in a forest of ass hair, and I usually end up grabbing onto and ripping a few chunks of hair out after each shit to get it all out.

As someone whos tried Shaving, Nair, and waxing, It's Nair all the way. It's the least painfull all way round, as shaving will cause thick stubble and if your unlucky nasty razer bumps on your behind. Waxing is the cleanest smoothest method, but if your trying to be discrete about it good luck, as it's very difficult to work around back there solo, and the pain of ripping your own ass hair out is almost unbearable, not to mention the potential for sealing your brown eye up tighter than a virgins daughter. Nair is fairly easy to use, You just spread your cheeks and, well um spread it, although for very thick hair you may need several applications over a couple of days.

Word of Warning though, If you sweat heavily on a normal basis, you may want to just trim nice and short or use some kind of light talcom powder until you get used to the feeling. Your ass cheeks will feel wet and this may be a uncomfortable sensation for you, mind you a nice smooth bottom feels so much cleaner and is much more pleasing aesthetically.

By the way, My personal preference is waxing, as you only have to do it every 6 to 8 weeks, and the hair thins out with each session. If you have a helping hand thr process is very quick and pain is minimal.
Best of luck to you in your struggles for happy asses.

I would suggest getting a REALLY close friend to use a beard trimmer or something similar on your nether regions, and then wait a few days to get used to that. Once you are OK with being trimmed, get your REALLY close friend to wax it for you.

Shaving, by all means, is totally out. Also, I wouldn't try a hair removal cream on my sensitive areas. When you use those products, you are essentially rubbing acid on your skin (how else would it dissolve your hair?). The thought of acid around my anus... ouch!

Good luck to all you hairy people out there. I feel your pain; I'm practically covered in fur.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Nair is readily becoming my standard method of ass-hair removal. It's over in a jiffy and you stay clean for about a week. Haven't tried the waxing and probably never will.... Haven't shaved down there for a while, the Nair seems to be working.

One thing I'm a little concerned about, is the implications of the chemical treatment of the sensitive tissues of the anus. Is Nair really safe to use, regarding the chemical interaction? Also, how often would it be safe to use, if say, I wanted to do it more than once a week?
Just wonderin'.

--Shit On A Shingle.

I'm pretty sure if you read the back of the bottle, it'll say that you shouldn't put it on...any...uh...ahem...pink parts.

Hey you guys, check out the website with articles dedicated to hair removal, you might find some answers there. Or some laughs...

I hear a Brazilian Wax is the best option for that, even though waxing really hurts. I've had my back waxed and it was rough.

-WARNING: PG-13 RATED JOKE-
I don't understand how a person can bare his/her most sensitive parts to a total stranger, let them pour very hot wax on and rip the hair out, and still be scared of bugs. It doesn't make any sense to me.
-END DIRTY JOKE-

BTW, the only waxing I've had was the back, and my mom was caring enough to do it. Gotta love Mom!

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

You can remove ass hair by waxing or shaving. There's even a special name for this: back, crack, sack hair removal. Gotta love whoever thought that one up.

Harold
http://www.bodyhairremovalnews.com

Naired it between the cheecks but on a hot day it gets sweaty and smelly so I'm just gonna stick to trimming it, or maybe I'll get used to it before it grows back.

This is the funniest things i've read on the internet for ages. Maybe we should get a porn stars tips on anal hair removal. They always seem to have hairless cracks.

I also have a hariy crack. When I was about 16-17 I started trying to pull it out, found that in a warm bath / shower I could pull the hairs nearest my anus out in clumps. Sometimes left them in the shower by accident oops Dad didnt like that too much.

I considered waxing + laser treatment, dont like the idea of creams too much tho. Hmm if laser grows back its not really worth ir is it??

I wanted to get rid of it a)
cos I dont like having a hairy ass! - it feels nice the short time you get before the new prickly hairs start growing back.
b) So that girls would not be put off. But my last 2 girlfriends were not bothered by it.I used to undress carefully so as not to show my hairy crack to a girl. NOw I dont care!

Anyway I might try the waxing, seems the best option esp as it thins the new hair.

So I've shaved the dumper off-and-on for a few years, and here are a couple tips if you are going to go this route:
Use a swivel razor with a lube strip (better coverage on the curves). Always shave with the grain to reduce any post-shaving itch or razor burn. I'm usually good latherin' my cheeks up with soap (shaving cream is pretty much soap anyway), stand out of the shower stream, and go top to bottom (my fuzz grows down - with the grain. Does anybody's ass hair grow up?). Usually helps to lean over and spread to snag the nether-regions.
So I'm gonna give the Nair a try. I think I'll try puttin' some Vasaline on the poop cutter to avoid the burn.

If you want a quick fix for the dingleberry problem without removing the hair, you can throw some baby oil in your crack at the end of the shower. It makes the hair super slick, and the shit doesnt stick.
It only works very well for one shit per shower though. The second time youre back to the same old shit.

BTW - I second nastiness of the talc (I use gold bond) in the ass crack. It makes a thick, pasty, rancid, smelly mess.

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Poop Report is number 2!

well i think its safe to say that im the only lesbian writing about this topic but seriously none of u know how bad it is to have a girl go down on you and think there roaming through the jungle seriously like ive tryied shaving hair removal ninja swords ive even hired a construction team before its really ridiculouse im thinking of making a packt with the devil to remove it HELP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

its hard for me to say i have ass hair, but this site lets me know iam not the only girl with it..which makes it sooo much easier. I have never tried to remove my ass hair and its very light thin hair on the cheeks but in the crack its a little thick and a bit longer and i want to wax it, i'm way to embarressed to get it done outside, i want to know if its even possible to wax it on you own??PLEASE HELP!!!

So I just removed all my ass hair via Nair. I was brave enough to get it in my asscrack and it burned like hellfire and left some irratation since its highly acidic, but it did the job. Dont know if I'll be doing that again. Looking into personal shavers now. Damn you ass hairs.

P.S. Its true what they say about your farts being louder with a shaved crack.

Ok for those of you who still give the same advice and those that ask the same question STOP!
some ppl have already answered the problem!
I have tried the creams, shaving, waxing and epilator.
The only method that works best and the more u do it the better the results is...but first i must say: Stop shaving. u make it worse thicker, darker and corser. Stop using creams they are expensive and do the same thing as shaving. Waxing is ok but expensive and more difficult to use in that part if u do it your self, and overall waxing doesn't make the hair finer. yes its softer when it grows back but not finer (i know been waxing for 4 yrs). Back to the answer: the best investment is an epilator (really) i have been using one for a year my ass hair is less obvious, sparcer, supper soft and lighter. Its like the more u use it the better the results. Ok it does hurt like hell the first 5 times u use it but if u stick to it u get use to it (like plucking your eyebrows the more u do it the more comfortable it gets) I use the braun silk epil ever soft!!!
The other thing is that the first few times u are silky smooth for about 2 weeks, but unlike waxing u don't have to wait for the hair to grow long, with an epilator u only wait for the hair to barly come to the surface then u can use the epilator!!! one other key thing since i have been using it for so long now, i only use it every 8 weeks i stay silky smooth for about 6 and 1/2 weeks then i notice hairs coming out so i wait about a week and 1/2 to use the epilator (its so true the longer u use and epilator the regrowth slows down and the hair becomes less obvious and more of it comes back)
Its true u get ingrown hairs specially the first few months u use it but i had know about a product call ingrogo (by skindoctors). its like a toner u just dab on the problem areas. it exfoliates the skin stops the swelling!!! Like i said i used it in conjunction with the epilator say once a week (i never got a rash or ingrown hairs) i discover this product when i was waxing i got ingrown hairs then so i was seeking a solution and i found ingrogo, so when i got the epilator i already had some! only costs $16 and it lasts!!!

Please consider my tip u will save money and the results get better u will love it and never go back to any other method (don't worry about the other stupid advice and coments they will make this problem worse)
epilator are the best specially braun and phillips satinelle (emjoy are too expensive and will break down quickly) braun i'm still using and its still working like new!!

well i am a sailor and sail around the world. sometimes i cannot take a shower for days and the toilet paper gets lost and scattered in the jungle.i have lots and lots of acne in the area.once a girl in bangkok said i have so much hair down there that she could knit a blanket from it. pretty embarassing. i shave it after a couple of weeks when it gets to long and causes inflammation due to sweat. i squat down on the floor, feel with my fingers and shave. it is ok, only that my farting sound increases substantially and that a fluttering kind of noise due to ass cheeks vibrating.i use after shave after the shave, it burns but less chances for infection.

this forum is whacked out maaan

im a girl and i have a hairy ass kinda....is it normal? LMFAO

Anonymous: are you one of those who subscribes to the 'too much information' concept? Is it specifically 'itchy ass crack' that bothers you, or is it the site in general? If it's PR in general, you won't get any relief from being 'whacked out' anywhere on the site.

I shave my ass daily. my hair grows so fast i can't believe it..and man..i have made a sweater out of it..warm ooo. I suggest you get your friend to pluck them out or something, have a nice party. or if you want let it grow and you can use it for bungie jumping

how long does waxing last? im a girl with a very hairy ass.

OKAY
i have the answer
wet your body with water, or a non flammable oil
maybe let it set for a few minutes
then take a thin candle and BURN the hair

ive used a lighter on my chest hairs before and it works fine

after apply thermasilk hair lotion, its the best!

i wouldnt touch my ass hair, nature put it there and if my lover doesnt like it, then f*c
her, there are plent of fish in the sea

if anyone is excessivly hair, after you shit, have a coke or water bottle prefilled to wash off any shit. its cleaner then a hairless wiped ass

oh and i wouldnt mind a hairy assed chick, what i do mind is stubble!

and never put any burning chemicals on your body, not only is it bad for you, but it eventually leaves stubble too

also is the person your going to sleep with worth the pain of waxing ouch, if your that paranoid about hair, save your money and laser it a few times

i forgot!
bleaching it works, oil skin first

I had a girlfriend with a medium amount of crack hair. It took me by surprise the first time and I would have thought it would have bothered me- but it didn't- at all. Let's face it: If he honestly likes you, and he's not fucking worthless, he's just not going to be worried about it.

i feel better now that also I am immortalized on this, the internet's most comically informative and humanly educational thread that was ever produced. It's a revelation to us all:) hahhaha!! Too funny, good luck to all.

I'm a girl with ass hair and I've been hiding it from my boyfriend for years. Whenever we get intimate I get really worried that he might find out. Any tips?

Do most girls have ass hair? I've always wondered if I was different but from the sounds of this site I think I might be somewhat normal. Mine is think and black.

Not only is this forum extremely educational, but also pretty damn funny. Either way, there is nothing worse then an ass that feels like sandpaper. I've shaved mine before, but it grows back the next day, and if you TRY to shave it again right away, it becomes irritated. This makes it almost impossible to get intimate on a day to day basis. I did use the hair removal cream once, it was a bit smoother but sometimes it doesn't get the hair right at the skin. Why can't we all have smoothe cracks?

As I guy who has had his chest, shoulders, back and all over downtown waxed, the ass is really one of the least painful parts. if anything the heat of the wax back there is more uncomfortable than the waxing part. The worst part is the balls and just above the shaft.

Pro tip: no shaving, no waxing. TRIMMING. Unless you're body hair-phobic, if you're a guy you're going to want SOME hair, because (1) it catches sweat; (2) stubble is horrible. The beauty is that it's very easy to 'touch up'.

Oh, and if you trim your pubic hair around your genitals (and you should, within reason), use a DIFFERENT pair of scissors, please.

Different like what?

Like pinking shears?

For decorative edges?