We've actually had this discussion on the forums (http://www.poopreport.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=98). I've told stories about how I've gone for Indian food and had to shit before the meal was even over. Most everyone doubted that it was the Indian coming out -- if anything, they said, the Indian food was pushing yesterday's meal out with unusual speed. The idea that food could make its way through one's system at such blinding speed seemed absurd.

I maintain, however, that it might be possible. The answer, we decided, is the Tracer Study. Have you sister swallow a bunch of whole, shelled pumpkin seeds (or corn kernels) next time she takes a pill. If the pill is zipping through her system, the seeds will be, too.

I've had VERY spicey food before and it usually comes out (like (Dr. Evil voice) liquid hot magma) an hour or two later. I would figure that if your bowels are sufficiently irritated, they will pass whatever they can as soon as they can.

the only time that I experience this type of thing is when I have a severe stomach flu.

One time, about 7 or 8 years ago, I had a severe stomach flu. I was unable to eat solid food for about 2 days. On the 3rd day I thought I was over the flu. I didn't have much food in the house and didn't feel like going out. I found a big package of Oreo cookies and once I started eating them I couldn't stop, I was hungry and they tasted good. Well after maybe 30 or 40 minutes my stomach was making funny noises and I felt the shit cramps starting. I ran for the toilet and started shitting out Oreo cookies, their was even some white frosting visable.

I have never had the urge to eat Oreo cookies since that day.

Indian food does it to me cause of the spice and oil. The spice irritates your stomach and the oil acts just like a lubricant. It pains me greatly to have the hot molten lava but the next day it's like a weight loss of 10 pounds.

A great way to clean your system w/o suffering is to eat tons of watermellon. Your body will not need to retain any water so the logs will deploy from your factory with much ease and speed.

Allergies will also cause your body to shit out the offending substance in a hurry. I have some food allergies and if I eat something I'm allergic to, I will have explosive diarrhea in 20 minutes to 1 hour. Some people are allergic to amoxicillin, so the diarrhea could be an allergy.

This is a little offtopic, however, I had a friend that had record setting ass-blasts. When I say record setting, I don't mean length or girth of the ass-nugget. I'm talking duration, people. He would literally shit out a chocolate cobra, wipe, and be done in under a minute. He said his secret was that he waited until the last possible moment to shat. So, not only did he have a turtle head poking out, he had half the shell. I don't know how he avoided making trouser chili all over himself. I guess I need to ask him how long it takes for his food to reach his rapid fire poop machine gun.

I can understand holding your load to the very last possible moment...because after the release you feel like you are in heaven !!

One more little snippit.. I dined last month at Red Lobster (for the seafood lover in me) and ate the Captain's Platter or something like that.. everything was fried. I couldn't WAIT to get back to the toilet to let loose the hidious brown demon that was in me! Sweet, sweet release!

I love to poop. I don't like spending a lot of time in the buttroom, though. I sometimes have company over, and need to get it over with. So, I have come up with the 2-minute super pooper. If the shitola doesn't come out in 2 minutes or less - screw it, up mine. It's like missing the bus - if you don't get on this one, you'll have to wait for the next one. I poop long enough to enjoy the savory dispensing of shit, and i'm finito (done). By the way - i wipe standing up. You get much more versatility and can maneuver your buttass much easier. Plus - you don't have to worry about accidently sticking your hand in the newly coloured water. PS - I just ate some chinese... I gotta go...

All you do is eat your burger with a bottle of Exlax and poof! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

You are all spineless cretins with stomachs of panzies. Stick to your Burgers and Freedom fries you palateless wonders. What exciting lives.

Indian food is a good laxative.

Nothing works better for an instant in and out than Domino's Pizza.

I have to poop so much and it was so weatery I could not live the tolite

Much less spell.

Does anyone know why corn comes out whole? ;)

My son swallowed a penny, how long before I start to look for it? Help?

Take your son to the bank and make a deposit.

why is it that sugar free candy makes you have such bad s? i ate some last night and i cant even leave the house b/c i have the hershey squirts so bad.

It's because the sugar substitute, commonly called NutraSweet, is actually based on wood alcohol. Wood alcohol is highly toxic. Don't eat sugar free candy, or drink diet soda. You destroy brain cells every time.

I am Indian, born and raised there...and struggled with my diet for many many years. Finally when I turned 18 I moved to America, and what a country it is. I cannot tell you what a pleasure it is to wake up every day and not smell the warm steaming pitty coming from my dear mother's kitchen. God rest her soul but that food was vile, and in my pride-laden hindu opinion, indian food should be used only for cuisine in worldwide prisons, for the worlds most serious felons, murders, and rapists of young girls....that is the only reason my homelands food should exist on this great planet.

for me it's raspberry pie-, after eating 2 pieces. only 5 minutes went by till my ass is sitting on the toilet, squeezing out a hugh wrap-around snake of a bowel movement.

Sugar Free candy is a must for thoes on the south Beach diet, however, when ever I eat it I can't leave the house for a full 48hrs, I"m peeing poop. It sucks. Why does this happen

Case and point on my above post. Learn to read poopin.

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I won't poop for days and all I have to do is drink ONE glass of wine or one beer and Vuola!! Perfecto!!

All fast food does it to me.
Producing waste since 1967

he or she is right.. it is a sugar substitute that acts as a laxitive. if youre going to eat sugar free use stevia. look on packages of candy or gum for something called sorbitol. its used as a laxitive and is in alot of gums, candies etc.. dentine for example.....