Ask PoopReport: Innie Or Outtie?

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Dear Poopreport,

Much like a belly button can be described as an innie or an outtie, my anus is an outtie. In the past, I have had considerable constipation and have even had a hemmoroid (it has gone away). I guess my question is: is it normal to have an outtie anus???

73 Comments on "Ask PoopReport: Innie Or Outtie?"

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Well, thanks a lot RANCIDSNACK, I just trashed the corndog I was going to have for lunch!


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RANCIDSNACK's picture

I'm havin a fun time just reading all the sceen names! Great place, great people!! (oh, innie by the way, no matter how big a corndog I sweat out...)

Anonymous Coward's picture

01.20.2010 Anon: Ya, no shit. And the few pornstars who don't do anal, ever, seem to have a tendency to flaunt their poop volcanoes.

I want a new world. This is one fucked.

prolapsed anus B)'s picture

7 years and people are still keeping this topic alive! POWER TO YOU ALL OUTIES AND PROLASPED ANUSES. WE NEED TO BE PROUD AND STICKING OUT~!

love ya'll.

oh so... is it true that having frequent anal sex make an outie an innie? cuz like i have an outie and i LUURRVVEEEE IT! but i also like anal.....

help :'(

Innie33's picture

I have an innie. When I'm pushing on an avarage turd, I have an outtie for some moment.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Outties must be common nowadays with all the anal sex going on. I've stopped watching porn completely because so many girls have disgusting buttholes now, and that's the only body part that most people ignore.

28/f's picture

I have an outtie. Didn't know that it was more common than i originally thought. i still hate it. Oh well.

Master Poopington's picture

I see this chick on the side... She has an outtie. First I ever saw... freaked me out a bit the first time I licked it... Now I am used to it....
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Poothagoras's picture
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No worries here. That's a step up for me, 'cause I've been feeling kind of witless lately.
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That's like saying two half wits equal a whole one, Chief.

(just messin' with ya, Squat and Pooth!)
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If we combine the last two comments we have a winner:))

Come on moderators, great them both.


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Poothagoras's picture
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What's going on with my back door?
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Every poop is not to be told to every body.

Every poop is not to be told to every body.

Squat-n-leaveit's picture
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Mirror mirror on the floor.

Postman's picture
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Don't you have to be a contortionist to look at your own anus? Or at the very least, have a significant other whose willing to do anything for you?

sittingpretty's picture
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After 4 bottles of Mg Citrate, my innie has become an outtie, by feel, anyway. I haven't looked at it. It has been swollen, and now, it is bleeding, a little, with every violent gush or squirt.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

sittingpretty's picture
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I'm very interested in this innie/outtie anus phenomenon. I have seen many anuses. Outtie's were hemmerhoid wreaths. My cat's anus has looked rather protrusive once. I wondered if it was because she just pooed or she is about to need to go poo. I would think an outtie is a musculature problem same as an outtie navel. Weakness in the anal muscle wall. I don't know really. That is just an educated guess.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Endoman's picture

I've played with many girlfriends' buts through the years, with many closeup views. An outtie doesn't mean she has roids. Holes come in many shapes, sizes, skin pigmentation, tightness,etc. Roids are different: when active/irritated, they can be like mini-balloons (arteries that expand like balloons in spots). Once you see one, you'll be able to tell the difference.

Russell's picture
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I have an innie and I hope to never have an outie
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Russell the shitting queen

Russell's picture
l 100+ points

Laura, I think maybe the hemroid caused the outy, I don't really know.
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Russell the shitting queen

Russell the shitting queen

fartqueen's picture
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NO AN OUTTIE ANUS IS AN ANUS FULL OF ROIDS!does your pooper hurt at all?

Recto Magnifico's picture
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As someone who once played a doctor in a high school play, may I say that the puckering effect described above is rather common...in chickens. After laying an egg, a chicken's cloaca will pucker for a minute or so. Hence, the poster above who described it as a mother missing her child was not far off the mark. Fascinating, in my pseudo-professional opinion.

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healthy 1's picture
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Reading this thread, I am trying to keep the visual thoughts down to a minimum *shuddering*.

I also produce some pretty hefty turds, yet I also have an "innie".

As of this posting, it appears that the majority of the population has more "innies" than "outies". It also appears that the "outie" crowd, tends to have some form of rectal trouble.

Hopefully, someone sheds more light on this topic.
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Backdoor Bandit's picture

This exciting forum has helped me alot. I broke-up with my old girlfriend cause of the socalled Rear Roastbeef Curtains...I was scared to even touchem'...Huh who know this was common?! Keep on packin'!

VMAN's picture

I have "OUTIE" experience to share. I personally have an innie. I did not realize there was such a thing until I was fucking one of my ex-girlfriends doggie style when I got a good look at her butthole. It pooched out about an inch and I was horrified. I thought it was a hemeroid but it never went away. Eventially, I just realized she had a strange butthole. After coming across this emails string, I see my ex-girlfriend is not the only one with a protruding butthole.

Bunga Din's picture
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Shelley, I had a girlfriend who was very into anal, she brought it up not me, so different strokes.

Shelley's picture
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uh hello.....i am here to tell you that i have an outie,and i have NEVER had anal sex. why would anyone want to play there when there are other places just waiting for attention?!

...'s picture

How the hell do you tell if you have an innie and an outie.
Do you take a mirror to your ass?

freakazoid's picture

Amy, why do you bother to come here if you have such a wonderful life. Go back to beating off to old Backstreet Boys albums and leave us alone.

Amy's picture

You guys are freakin weird! Get a life and stop being such idiots!

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

No, I've never had this happen and I've had some huge turds. I was pretty grossed out when I looked at this question a year ago, but now I can give some input.

If your anus has an outtie you just might have scar tissue from a hemmeroid. This happened to my father once and he his asshole stuck out for five years. Then one day the hemmeroid popped and filled the whole toilet with blood. After this his asshole was normal.

Perhaps this can happen to other people with "outie" anuses.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Amused's picture

All I have to say is wow... you people have made me more comfortable with me and my pooping - thank you.

Pancho's picture

Hey power to my raza, oh i think this is a bad ass web page. Peace out blaze the maryjane

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Ewww!!!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

ejoirjewior's picture

you kids... freaky

Dirk Digler's picture

Man, when I got to the bathroom I seem to be spending entirely too much time enjoying my poop. I might take 2 to 3 mags in with me. I pretty much make an event out of it. I believe I could do my days work from the mighty thrown. My favorite poop is when it

Random Terd Nugget's picture

I dont mean to brag, but I've baked some pretty large sized peanut loafs... but never has my anus just gotten lazy and flopped around like beef curtains on a chick. I wonder if I eat a shwack load of peanuts like lbs of them... if my shit will look like an oh henry bar???

Poopoopeedoo's picture
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too much butt"talks" for me! Crappers!

Anal Lover's picture

I've got the rear beef curtains.

morphius501's picture

i've never really looked, but i'm guessing that i have an "outtie" due to the lack of things going IN my anus,most everything comes out therefore the constant pressing out of my back-door lumber would logically dictate having an outtie.

crappercritic's picture

well put gina. dave deletes lots of my stuff too.

koonass's picture

I would tell all of you what my anus was, but i can't see it through all of the hair and pimples. But I can tell you that it looks like a diseased monkey eating cauliflower.

Gina's picture

No, I'm from Philly. My husband and I have tried anal sex, but his cock is pretty big and it hurts me when he pushes it in, so we just have sex the regular way now. Actually, we're trying to have a baby. My hubby likes to watch me when I'm taking a shit. He says I look sexy when I sit on the toilet, and because I really shit a lot it turns him on. I think he's crazy.

BTW: The above post has already been deleted twice. Message to the dip-shit running this page- There is such a thing as freedom of speech. If you don't like what some people have to say, then I suggest you shut down the entire fucking page. Don't start a web page devoted to shit and expect people to behave like angels. Stupid idiot.

thewize1's picture

i have an innie, but sometimes i'll get in front of the mirror and bend over and squeeze *innie, outtie, innie, outtie* if you do it just right it kinda looks like your blowing a bubblegum bubble out of your ass... except its brown.

poo-man's picture

Wouldn't an 'outie' leave pucker marks on your drawers?
Mine is definetly an 'innie'.

Strangely Attracted's picture

This is quite an intersteing thread... No an outie isn't a hemmoroid, that is a weakening of the walls and the corresponding blood vessels. By teh Bye. Innie....

brown sugar's picture

I'm sorry Gina, shitting 3-4 times a day is not alot. You should be shitting 3-4 times a day!

Gustav's picture

I think the term for an outtie anus is "trunk butt"

Sarah's picture
l 100+ points

So wait, what constitutes "frequent anal sex"? I think I have to go with Ty on this one and his exit-only argument. I've never noticed any change in protrusion for any reason, so perhaps this is something genetic, or a problem that an appropriately anally-focused doctor might be able to resolve?

pissedoffpixie's picture

1 - thanks for the look into your personal life, gina. i've always wondered if there are people who like to talk about the way they look then describe the way they take a shit, and now i know. shitting isn't sexy. it's a very personal, private moment.
second - aren't outtie anuses considered hemorrhoids?

noman's picture

wow, i just found this page from ilovebacon.com and i just can't believe there is a site devoted to shit. . . i guess people will just put anything on the web these days. . .

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