Dear PoopReport,
I have a colleague at work who, every day after lunch, goes into the restroom -- which has three urinals and two stalls -- brushes his teeth thoroughly, and then washes his lunch dishes in the sink. I've been in there shitting up a storm when he's done this, and it doesn't phase him in the least.
I just can't fathom this behavior. Anyone else do anything at all like this in public restrooms?