Ask PoopReport: Why Do Men Stink?
Thank you. I had no idea what a Shameful Shitter I truly was. I feel
free -- released from one of the last vestiges of societal bondage. I look
forward to spreading the good news, especially to my best friend, who is still
a slave to her cranky bowels.
Why do men, in general, spend a longer time on the crapper than women? Why do
men's poops, in general, smell so much worse than women's?
I know all about dietary and emotional effects on the bowels, but what
phenomenon accounts for the gender difference?