fuck you asshole.

I am 450 pounds and I resent your question. Where do you live? I will come over and sit on your face and shit, and then you can lick my ass clean.

Judging from that guy's tone of voice, it sounds to me like he has a lot of trouble wiping. Hence the irritability.

Chip Brown's buddy "Pat" used the stall wall as a rubbing post to wipe his ass:

http://www.poopreport.com/Office/Content/theshitter.html

I am a very clean person. Yes I am fat, so what. Is every black person dumb? Is every sexy woman hot in bed? no and no. I am sick of people thinking I am stinky and lazy because of my weight. Go to hell.

geez jim, lighten up a little. dont carry the weight of the world on your shoulder. im sure you are as clean and energetic as you are fun-loving and patient.

keep making fun of me..I don't care. I am sure you all have problems people could insult you about too. Since I am 450 pounds and my weight is visible, it's easy for people to insult me.

"keep making fun of me" -- c'mon, jim it was you who started the thread and blabbed about your weight int the first place. dont lead with your chins!!!

This is not supposed to be an insult fest! Jeez... we're here to learn. The fact is, some people are so big that reaching around and/or between may be difficult. The question on the table is: how? Nobody is judging anybody.

jim = trying to being some sort of flame war...he ought to have realized by now that stuff only happens on the forums, and only when somebody like gwisdala is around

also, you mislabeled this

what about people with skinny butts? what about people with no arms? what about people too stupid to find there butts? how do all of them deal with shitty cracks?

Just because I am fat don't assume I am a sweaty stinky mess.

hey now. My wife is a big woman, about 5 foot 8 and 285 pounds. Her ass is always clean and she has no problem wiping. I would assume that if you can't reach it, you don't wipe it....hit the showers!!

That's a good question. What ABOUT people with no arms? How do they do it? We might as well include them in this conversation.

I think poopie hygiene for disabled people is an interesting topic in and of itself -- my thinking is that the armless probably look to a bidet before they go showering. By the same token, I'd imagine that I would probably want to wash what I couldn't reach were I overweight. The question that comes to my mind is: do larger people yield larger stools?

Jim you fat fucker, we all know you have problems wiping your ass and that is why you're so angry. it is okay.

sarah maffey poops

This question has always plauged me...it really has but i think, in my opinion that they use a stick with either some tp or some wet wipe on it... that could work... as for the armless one... hmm, interesting... maybe there is a pole with some tp on with they have beside the toilet to wipe themselves down with... hell i dont know, but i might find out... hmm...

I have a catalog of medical aids for mobility-challenged.

It has some wonderful buttwipe sticks with spring-loaded, rubber coated grips.

reasonably priced.

strangely cute models

So.. ummm... Jim.....

How do you wipe???

I wondered this before as well. I had a friend who weighed 400 lbs. and wasn't always the cleanest of men. I used to invision obese people having to use a sponge on a stick like the homeless people use when you get stuck at a stop light downtown. Now that that image is in my head, I'll never let one of those bastards wipe my windshield again.

Can anyone else notice that jim is lying? why the hell would a fat person advertise that hes fat. C'mon jim tell the truth :o)

Ever heard the term "porker porkin"? Yes people think fat people are lazy and smelly hence the compro to swine. Think about the layers of fat and skin that sit upon e/o and the sweat and nasty funk that accumilates. JIm you seem to have problems. This was an honest question and you became an asshole. This is just like male asking how females urinate and a female saying "fuck you I have no desire to have a penis". Lighten up or leave.

I suggest you all read the book "Born on the Fourth of July". Tom Cruise did a good job of playing Ron Kovic, but you really feel for the guy if you read his own words. It's a very depressing book. He goes into great detail about how after he suffered his paralysis from the wait down, the bathroom became a challenge. In the VA hospitals they gave mass enemas where they filled 20 men with fluid at once and then in a line they would empty them into once container. It was inhumane, unsanitary, and just cruel. He later became somewhat independent. He does go into detail about how he had to put on rubber gloves and dig the logs out of his butt every 2 days cause he lost total control over his bowels. That is just too much to handle.....the guy became that way around age 20. He's around 50 now.

It's an honest question... I did a quick test and found that one could reach their ass from the side if a front wipe felt too effeminate. The unfortunates with no arms could use a device that's like a stick that is curved from the mouth to the soiled crevice... they could wipe by nodding their head up and down like they were answering yes to a bunch of questions... Piece G Ras

I'm pushing maximum density myself. OK, I'm large but under 350. It's easier to wipe than you think. Perception throws the whole thing into question, but what people forget to consider is that fatty tissue is VERY pliable. Just rip off a couple of sheets, push the family jewels to one side, and go for it. Your arm will automatically smush into your potbelly wiht no problem, giving you as much clearance as skinny people.

I'ma clean freak, so it's kind of weird being part of the group that is labeled dirty slobs. I even shower twice a day in the summer. Gets all of that percieved dripping sweat out of the way, plus you can always bend over in the shower and make sure you got every place last time you sat down and needed to lay cable!

Thank you Big dave for finally answering the question.

I am not yet as fat as other people but I am getting bigger and have noticed some difficulty reaching, especially in narrower stalls. I have to squirm and adjust my position uneasily on the seat and this is particularly annoying on toilets with the automatic flush, as such movement tends to trigger and chilly, dirty shower for my hiney.

This question has perplexed me too...and not in an unkind way, just wondered how large people manage to reach and thinking it must be difficult. There is a large woman at my workplace and the poor woman does smell....pee and other stuff...very sad. The question that perplexes me too is how very large people, the kind that need more than one airplane seat, manage to travel on a really long flight, like 9 hours or something like that (from west coast to Europe say) and whether they can get into those tiny cramped airplane loos - no way one can hold everything for that many hours....just curious..

You use a "Reaching Stick"... Duh..

Another oversight is the style involved with wiping. Some people are standing wipers, and others are squatters. I've been a squatter all my life. Therefore whether or not I am 150 or 350 being a squatter is just as easy either way

I think fat people should let the poo dry on their bums, and then it will just chunk off. No need to wipe then. As for Jim, you suck you big fat piece of crap!!

I like the way mojo thinks. Maybe we should all do that, though with all that sweat drippin' down there it may never dry and chunk. However, a nice ass gravy is just as nice and keeps others from getting too close. I'm approaching 300#, but I have that apple on a stick type of body, so there's not much to my hind quarters. I feel for my pear-shaped counterparts who have to reach out, around, and back up in there to go mining for buttslag.

One thing no one mentioned that is important is that fat wipers did not get fat overnight. Most people have to wipe daily, some more, some less. Maybe your arms grow to accommodate it, since there is repetition involved. Or your arms and hands are flexible.

I have been overweight all my life (right now 215 and under 5'5"). I've always managed, and I can attest to the fact that losing 40 lbs. this year has been helpful in the hygiene world. There's a little more room to move around in a stall, etc. But the paper is still scratchy.

OK, here's a great exercise I just thought of for those of you who would like to know more about how obese wiping might feel. If you have a wool sweater and a down coat, put them both on and go take a dump. Make sure a lot of the sweater fabric and coat material are wedged in your armpit like the fat would be. For you thin folks, you might need to put on lots of layers of such clothes.

I know I am getting lengthy here, but I would like to add that I have had surgery on my right hand 3 times, and have been forced to use the left for wiping, and it's incredibly inept...

PS I think fat people don't smell their own sweaty odors, because I've known quite a few who seemed so oblivious to their own unpleasantness. These folks would have been very embarassed if they knew what others thought...I aim at being squeaky clean, and hope for the best.

Im fat and i dont have trouble so stop making fun of us because im a nice person if u realy want to know me. im 12 and weigh 192

Do fat people use prop sticks when masterbating?I mean, seriously, there has to be some way to maneuver the fat so they can reach their ever shrinking penises. so jim....how long has it been since you have seen your cock? Or does your mom still have to check to see if it is still functioning?

YOU FAT PORKER, GO KILL YOURSELF SO YOU'LL QUIT FILLING THE WORLD UP WITH YOUR SHIT

since I'm a tall,muscular man. My big shoulders get in

the way of ass wiping,but by no means am I fat.

dUde u must be som pervert and plus u hav no life to be thinking about things like that. 1)get a life 2)dont make fun!!!! of fatties... juss b/c they make big dueces in the potty hole and stink up everythin u dont hav to make fun........I to was a stinker but i lost weight......u can to jim if u put som effort into it u can hav a heart attack believe me and mostly believe in urself

I am fatt. When I poop, I slap my rolls to shake the poo from my ass! YAY!

Oops, I farted.

I have a very big hiney. I never wipe it. Why? Cuz I like my poop.

I did a poop

I have a bubble butt but my boyfriend is always tryin to stick his peepee in my poop. What should I do?

i am onley 9 and i way a 130 pounds

Bubble butt poop is fun, I'd like to lick the poop from your bubble butt. Blow a fart in my mouth and I'll poop on the floor.

omg... u guys r fightin over shitty cracks.... what a bunch of losers u all r! this makes me laugh

This was my respones to the diggleberries question but I feel it may work for this as well....

The best way to prevent dingleberries and/or any poo left on your butt or any smell is to wipe as much off as you can with dry toliet paper, then use Charmins wet toliet paper at least 2 sheets or 3 if your real messey ... and I use it till i see nothing left on it then I wipe with dry toliet paper again just to feel dry .... yes you say that is a lot of paper.... and it usually is but I don't care if I flush twice every time i poo... Just as long as i am clean and comfortable afterwards...

i friend of mine once had a really fat repair man round. he went to the toilet and emerged 10 minutes later, the toilet was totally blocked and they had to phone head office to get them to pay the costs for removal of the fatmans shite.

qqqq you all - the real question is - how do fat people find the time to eat so bloody much? how do they afford it? and, they must spend a lot of time doing shite.

I have a comment: its this: fat people are people too. Not just greasy, fat, smelly fucks with bad breath. Have you ever smelled one of their car seats? Good jumping cripey! Don't! I don't know if that's there ass, or debris rotting in their folds. Lets put this question to rest: How do fatties wipe their ass? Answer: who gives a shit, they stink regardless. Lets move on

man u guys need to get a life and shut the hell up already

All of you go fuck yourself! Its not a joke. Fat people have feelings,so try to be human and have some compasion you stupid fucking jerks.

ahahhahhahahahhhhahh this is funny shit, carry on, carry on!!!

this website is fantabidoosy

i linked it 2 all of my m8s

i fink u shud advertise it more!!!

omg, dis is funny, me n my m8z were jst mesin bout n found dis website! no offenec but i dnt particulaay wanna no how u wipe ur ass! Jim get down da gym if ur dat bothered bout da question, n sort out ya weight, n ur asshole! U r all losers talkin bout wipin ur assholez, but i suppose, wotever floats your boat...

p e r v e r t e d , w e i r d o s!

ye, dis is me again, (DiS iS MaKiN mE LaUgH 2 MuCh!) dat woz my m8, sohie! i agree wid her, cary on arguein, itz funny!!!

ok.. now I am fat, weight 375 pounds and have no arms. I have to use a speech program to use my computer. I have a bidet... tawit tawoo -- clean as a whistle...

Lets make love, rach. Come on, lets have a go at it.

I'm not fat but I'm chubby. On the matter of being fat, it's really totally not all of their fault. Back in the days of having to hunt your dinner. People worked off the calories if you will hunting their food. Then they sat down and gorged themselves, only to get up and do the same thing. Thier lives depended on food for survival. Now we have a McDonalds every other block and it's a disgusting matter of franchise and money being more important than health. We need not judge those who are overweight, on one hand I can actually empathize. As far as the ass wiping thing, that is no more than a fat joke. I'm disgusted with this and frown at the anorexic community. It's ridiculous and people need to accept others no matter what they look like. Get a life and do something good for someone rather than pick jokes.

Although, if you really want to know about how I wipe my plump behind. I am fortunate enough to have my mother wipe my hiney. Sometimes she wipes a little too long, if you know what I mean....

My sister is fat (310lbs). Sometimes when she would use the bathroom and I would use it after her, there would be this brown stripe on the seat where her crack would be. That's just nasty. I would say something to her, and she'd accuse me of only saying that because of her weight. Bullshit, she just needs to learn that if you are fat you have a bigger crack, you need to wipe deeper and longer. I'm gonna go vomit now.

If your cock is big enough, maybe you could wrap TP atround it and shove it up your ass.

Fatties Rock!

I think fat fuckers use skinny guys to wipe their asses

It's not being fat, it's having short chubby arms that makes it difficult.

I was anorexic looking in high school and therefore became a stupid slut. Then my parents put me on antidepressants and they made me fat. It sucks complete ass, but luckily, I married the guy I was dating in high school and he likes that my boobs got big and although I hate my body, I'm better off fat. I find it more difficult to wipe my ass as I do the reach around thing, but it is not impossible. Maybe I'm not to the point of not being able to reach. Anywho, I've noticed that sometimes large people do seem to have horrible BO, but I think they don't notice. Anyway, people shouldn't judge, cause having been the skinny one, skinny is not that great either!

Actually, I've found that most of the heavy women I've dated have much stronger cunt odor up front than anything coming from out back. However, I eventually did find just the right woman for me with a big, round bubble butt and a respectable amount of odor coming from it. You just have to find what you like.

It's true what they say; there really is an ass for every seat.

I have no arms and i dont have any difficalty wiping. I usually just dry hump the back of my cat with my bum to get it nice and clean. Then my cat just licks his back clean and its ready for the next time. Its when hes hidding under the coutch that makes it problematic.

I think we should figure out some way of melting down fat people to power our SUVs and then we wouldn't have to worry about "liberating" oil from Iraq.

We could use a McDonalds special deal to bait all the fat people into gathering in the one place and then BAM, employ some of the gun-toting kids from a local high school to do the massacre.

I have to say i think you poeple are abit sad argueing bout this, but it does make a very amusing read! And mr fiesta dog, most people who have no arms use prostithes so they can do such everyday chores, stop lying out of you crack.

I had my ass (and asscrack) amputated when I was very young. Although I am of normal weight and have both arms, I can say with some certainty that I have more difficulty "wiping my ass" than any of you.

Wish my fat dad would figure out how to wipe his ass. He leaves some kind of jelly on the toilet seat and won't wipe it up. Puke!!!

people with no arms hire prostitutes to do their wiping for them? THAT'S BRILLIANT!

I understand "sick" I am a big bodybuilder huge shoulders 6' 6" 320 but have a huge bubblebutt I split my pants yesterday when I bent over I have always had a big ass. My upper body though big, my lower body is almost twice the size of my upper body and my ass is huge I wear 54 pants and I split them. I may have to get 56 this week. My ass is huge and round and I have problems wiping my butt so I shower after every shit.

i know it's 1,5 years ago, and we've all taken hundreds of craps since then, but quoting ruthless asshole on 11.26.2002 suggesting "jim" not to carry the weight of the world on his shoulder, i would like to add my support to this advice, since "jim" already has enough weight to carry around, namely a whopping 450 pounds.

also if "jim" would talk less and direct his anger towards pushing more shit out of his sorry fat ass, maybe he would lose some weight.

I read over most of this and i just have to say where the heck do yall find all this time to read this and let alone talk about wipeing your butt.. i 4 one didnt read half of the crap yall wrote up there bc its commonly a waste* i dont see why yall all give a shit about each others crap and butt-wipeing when u should have more problems of your own! my point being is get a life and find more intellegent useful things with your life*

Can anyone back me up in my last entry?

No. You're a moron!

I caught my 450 pound 4'9" aunt wiping her butt on the toilet once. I remember her leaning over as far as she could, and reaching her hand back and wiping. Simple enough. I'm chubby, and I just twist my upper body and reach back and clean up. The real question though, how do blind people know when their butts are clean from shitting?? I've always wondered that. I just assumed they hopped in the shower after a mighty dump or something. Anyway.

100 bucks says Jims sittin on the ol'e crapper buck naked, reading a copy of tons-of-fun magazine, and picking cheetos and penutbutter out of his huge rolls! I'm sure he probably lives with his mommy, and she does all the "wiping" for the both of them! I would like to kick Jim in his fat fucking head, so he will die, and stop smelling like a pound of rotten bacon! Die you fat tub of shit Die!

Whoa! Someone needs a hit of valium!

You People are about rude.. You know some are big for a reason like some of you are ASSHOLES for areason.. Not everyone gets fat for fun.. Maybe there crippled or something.. You people need to get a life..

you guys are rude immature morons, cant you figure out how its done? ill setle this argument once and for all, you place toilet paper on one side of the seat then you slip that part up there and its done. not get a life you dumfucks

So how do you get the toilet paper out of your crack again, shithead?

Damn Texas Gal and Jim. Can we say "bitter"?

forget the fat people, how do those women with 7 inch fingernails wipe?

this is weird!!lol

In regards to the fingernails....They scrape the shit and save the snack for later.

What is the best way for a woman to wipe? From the front to the back...(by extending your arm behind you) or by reaching between the legs..wipe your ass...cut it short before you spread it to the font and repeat to clean the front?

Wipe your asshole to the back and then your peehole to the front. That way you don't get shit OR piss in your pussy.

you guys are fricken hilarious!! 23/f/ warped sense of humour!! ;)

how the hell did i find this site? hahaha who else is here?

I found this site looking for fart recordings.

Found site surfing at work. Read comments. Laughed my ass off.

I just did an experiment on this - you can listen to the podcast at www.apeboymonkeygirl.com . Let's just say it wasn't pretty.

i love this website

Truly Enlightening. I think Jim is just enjoying teasing us all over the years with his occasional tantalising tips. Jim you're a star. Shame in the two years you have been checking on this conversation, that you didn't go lose some weight. I feel like I know you now - old friends you might say. Butt buddies.

You could do that Doggie move of lifting your legs up and dragging your ass along the grass. You might need some help with the dragging thing. A simple winch and pulley system should do it. Good luck with that.

I found this site by typing in "How do fat people wipe their ass" in Google. Thank you.

I really want to know how blind ppl know when they are done wiping...what about fat blind people?! Ok, might as well beat someone too it...what about fat blind people with no arms and no legs and no asshole that were born on the 4th of July? Did I cover everyone?

okie i use to be really fat right but i lost alot of weight but like after that i stopped eating and i maintained my weight and loved it but now adays i find myself unable to stop eating im 5' and 118 and growing do u people think this is fat?~?cause i sure do plus dont dise fat people who cares how some1 whips lmao it doesnt matter as long as ur cleAn and not all fat people are smelly but i do have to say alot of them aRee sorRyy guysSs lol

I took a real leg shaker once that was (and I kid you not) 14 inches long and at least eight inches around (not in diameter!). When I was done the relief was felt for most of the day. Never under-estimate the resilience of the human rectum.

Fat people are just fucking funny.
Im pretty sure the guy on this link is tryin to wipe.
http://db.playego.com.br/orafiles/ 01122005120941567g.swf

I came to this site looking for help. I have an obese co-worker who poops at work 1-2 x/day. I and the other co-workers have concluded he can't wipe because he often leaves an invisible vapor trail of shit smell when he gets out of a chair.
How on earth does one address this with him? Do we just have to put up with this as an accomodation of his disability?(obesity). What can we reasonably ask of him? THis is no joke.

Well, I'd say half of the equation has been solved: http://greatjohn.com/grjodi.html
http://greatjohn.com/photogallery.html

Now they just need to put a paper-towel dispenser right next to the megacrapper and they should be set.

this is the answr brotherin.it depends on how bad u r offended by this act of terrorism on your nose though. U should go out and buy a bottle of "AXE" and write a small anonymous note and when sir-poops-a-lot is not around put it on his chair. Do not make it odviuos that it was u though. He should know what to do with it. Happiness does come at a cost.(about $4.00). That is my help for u "vapor victim". I feel for u and it makes me want to cry. Speaking of feeling and crying i am outty now cause i need to direct my attention to more pressing matters and that is to consentrate on the hefty shit. I'm feelin the pain and it is about to make me cry. Bye. Time to break out the "AXE".

Do u guys realize that we have been talking about the same question since 2002. Awesome. OOPS. That one snuck up on me.

we had this conversation at work. I know a fat chick that is 5feet and is 500 easy.I think that she cant even get the shit through the fat. Think about it her ass cheeks are so fat that when she sits on the toielt the cheeks dont spred they squish together leaving the fact that she shits on herself. It is by far impossible for a women her size to even wipe her ass. Getting in the shower wont help clean her shitty ass either, thier is not enough pressure from the shower head to rip throuh the fat. Now my question is when you are just plain fat stomach hanging down well over the waist line, how in the hell does the guy grab the penis? Once again i think he pisses himself

c'mon... fatties can be flexible. : )

Gee Jim relax-you know you can't carry the weight of the whole world on your back-you're carrying enough already. I myself haven't been able to wipe for years now.. I just let it dry and flake off. They should make bigger toilets for us men.I've broken a few AND I have broken THOUSANDS of seats! I find the best place to poop is in a lake or a deep stream or even still,......someones pool. I've considered,joining and hooking up with someone who likes scat......There are people out there who love eating and licking/cleaning, you know!

Everything in our society/culture that is considered "taboo" deals with the butt one way or another. That's why Gay men and Fat people are so hated.....in our society-it's all about the butt-factor.

Maybe the question shouldnt be HOW but instead DO they wipe, because obease people adopt a heinous sense of laziness, so i can imagine after straining and sweating out a stool the size one would expect from a T-Rex, that they would not even bother wiping their butt at all. I do know that a conventional toilet is far too small and is quickly engulfed by the cheeks and in some occasions completely enters the corn hole. There is a solution to this problem and it is called a top loading washing machine which has sufficent room and can sustain the heavy weight and also will wash the fatties bums for them.

Hmm....Then again obese people became this way from eating in staggering proportions. They just keep eating through anything that is thrown at them, that they quickly become professional eaters, let me say when someone eats all day everyday, it catches up on them and soon they are shitting way past the daily quota. So what can one expect from all this crapping??? we can assume that obese pople know their way around a toilet having lived there half their lives they probably have the whole wiping thing sussed. perhaps obese people bypass the toilet entirely, cut out the middle man and just rip off the lid to the ceptic tank and drop the hourly 50kg load. peace

I think it is sad that everyone has such a poor impression of the obese person. Comments such as these are some of the root of the problem...causing the overweight person to become more and more embarrassed; therefore, he or she never gets any help or encouragement.

The Bible says not to talk about your neighbor, but lend a helping hand.

Red, You can take the bible and shove it up your ass you crazy cult loving fuck! =) Much Love...

I think a crapper cam would be the solution to
this question.

haha as twisted as that is i agree with mike

I'm a girl 5'2 and 370lbs. I stand, bend forward and wipe from behind. I can't do it front ways because I carry a lot of belly fat, I mean fuck my belly hangs almost half way to my knees.

And to the person who asks how we masterbate, well I can only do it on my side, I lift my belly out of the way, slip my hand under, let my belly fall back down and go for it. It does hurt my hand after a while though :(

oops i got so caught up in reading this page that i shit my pants...why is it that every time i read about poop i all the sudden have to go??

Most lard ass's take a roll of toilet paper and wrap it around a toilet brush and scrub away.

Cookie bandits do like the deer do with their antlers and rub their peanut butter spread bums on the closest gritty barked tree in a dog humping motion. Better yet, they look for pussy willow trees and swipe a few branches and saw their butts with a back and forth motion and cornholio clean it. That is why those trees are sometimes called weeping pussy willow trees. Save a tree!

What about anal beards? I have enough problem with poop getting tangled up in mine - I'm truly grateful that I don't have a fat bum squeezing together on top of that. I tried a Brazilian wax once - it didn't hurt that bad, however later it felt like my buns were sticking together when I walked. (And I'm not fat either.) Maybe just a trim would be better...

Anybody else have a problem with "tangleberries"?

they are called dingle berries and yes i do i have a hairy asshole and it hurts to pull them out some times i cut them off with scissors and all you fatt people are being way more rude than us were just asking a simple q? and you have to flip a bitch

gee.. i read all of that and still did not get the answer to my question.

Actually, I don't think fat people do wipe. My girls brother lives with us and he must weigh in at about 350, and he constantly stinks of feces. I've noticed the same thing with other fat people as well. maybe fat people don't have an olfactory sense?

I AM SO SURPRISED AT THE WAY YOU PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE. YOU ALL MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR SELVES.I BELIEVE IF YOU TALK BADLY ABOUT OTHER PEOLE, THEN EITHER YOU WERE MOLESTED, ABANDONED, OR JUST PLAIN IGNORANT. FAT PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS TOO, SOME ARE BORN WITH MEDICAL PROBLEMS TO CAUSE FAT, BUT OTHERS CAN'T REALLY HELP IT. FOOD TAKES AWAY THE PAIN THAT SOME PEOPLE USE INSTEAD OF A TRANQUILIZER, HAVE SOME HEART.....THINK ABOUT YOUR FAULTS BEFORE YOU CMMENT ON OTHERS....

I'm a former anorexic..I'm 16 yrs. old..I've gained back weight, but I feel so fat, Everyone tells me I have no perception of what I really look like because of my anorexic disease, and they say I'm still skinny..I don't know what to do, becuz I feel like a total cow! But who wouldnt after weighing 90 lbs @ one point and then shooting up to 120 to make my parents happy..Does anyone have any advice on how to shake off a couple lbs>? and i was wondering, when you poop or urinate, do you lose calories? thanx!

the poop dries up and slips down to thier dodi's.

I have a possible solution for the thought provoking problems of the severly obese that long for a clean crapping experience. I believe that a large petrol cone can be inverted and placed over a recepticle for feces. The crapper sits on top of the smaller end of the cut off cone which should be cut to a size slightly bigger than their ring.The superfluous flab would hang over the outside of the cone and the crapper can crap without contact between the excreted feces and their cheeks. Afterwards some type of powerhose device could be pointed up the cone and the ring area would be thoroughly cleaned. A heated air stream could then be directed to the area. I'm sure that a simple prototype could be made very easily.

do some people poop on other peoples butts for fun? if they do, how do they do it?

Do not forget to wash your asshole in the shower.

lol

All the fatties should shut up, wipe up and get over it. For GODS SAKE this is a website dedicated to poop. Don't take yourselves so seriously.

The only really fat people I've ever known have always been really clean. However I could never figure out HOW they wiped (or how the guys had sex, doesn't their penis disappear in the fat? But thats a different question). It was never a question of DO they wipe, of course they obviously did and effectively too, but HOW? So thanks Big Dave for answering that one.

Simple simple, I am over 350, not sure how much over I think a lot, the scales don't go over 350, this DR was quick to tell me this once when the nurse asked me to step on her scale "don't bother he said the scale stops at 350" she had me step on anyhow and sure as he was right, very embarred I was. When I was done at the DR I went to my car, and cryed. I have a bad back so it makes it very hard to wipe, I just go outside and grab the garden hose and spray my butt really good, sometimes I look and sprays of shit are all over the cement so I hose the shit off and of course before doing this I make sure no one is watching, another way if I don't have that hose, I take a shit towel in my carrying bag when away from home, I wet the towel then squat down swing the towel between my legs and grab the other end with my other hand then I pull the towel upward into my crack, then I polish it so to say, like shinning a shoe, then rinse towel in tub or toilet, then I do it again and then I stand up with the towel in my crack and sqaush that towel as much as I can in my crack then pull it out and it feels so good, and I have a clean ass. I prefure the hose as I think it really does clean the butt well better then skinny mans crack.

i'm so fat i wipe my but by doing jumping jacks. My buttchecks slap together thus for making a "wiping" process. Then i go eat and repeat! YAY!

this is the greatest conversation ever! not to change the subject, but did you know that they wipe their butts with their bare hands in India? I just found this out today--i wonder how fat Indians wipe their butts?

its easy you thick twats stand with your back to the wall and start to pull the paper through your legs and when the brown line disappears you have one very clean arse hole

reading this post i started to wonder what the big deal is ..i mean fat ppl should be able to wipe just as good as thin ppl but then again living in europe and in a country where you dont really see many obese ppl i probably never seen an obese person ...my sis spent summer in the states last year and she was shocked by how many obese ppl she saw and their size so i guess those ppl would have a hard time reaching their asses

i dont know about you all but i like men especially ones with fat asses and they seem to be more cheerful and make good companions

This could have been a good discussion about a serious subject.....but just like Vietnam/Afghanistan/Iraq and every where else you go..you F**k things up.

becarefull with the water presure on the garden hose when pointing it at my ass I saw the shadow of my to hump cheeks and my big ass balls hanging down, as the water hit I saw shadows of chunks of shit flying as my balls swung back and forth, neighbor caught me (what ya looking at? ya hungry i said to em lol).

Look im 600 lbs and i wipe fine i get it on my hands sometimes because i can't see