Dear Poopreport,
Why do we like to smell our own shit, but not that of another human being? My family eats the same crap everyday and yet I cannot stand to be in the same room as my father when he backs one out. But I am able to withstand methane fumes from my own body; to me, they smell slightly oakey with a hint of copper and peanut. To everyone else, they just smell like bad shit. Why?