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Ask PoopReport: Out Of The (Water) Closet

Posted 02.16.2005 by Logjam (2356)
Dear PoopReporters,

You may be a Shameless Shitter, but are you a Shameless PoopReporter? How many of your family, friends, and co-workers know you visit/contribute to this site?

Ulala (not verified) -- 02.16.2005

All of my friends know I visit here, because I post the link and pimp the site ALL the time :) No shame here!

DungDaddy (1364) -- 02.16.2005

Almost everybody I know knows I am a fan of poopreport. I even tell people at church. I talk about it every day with my boss. I print out the good stories and post them in the conference room at work. Just recently, I know two of my brothers and one nephew have started visiting the site. I would read it to my children if it weren't for the profanity.

Poopreport, you see, is one of the ten best things in the solar system.

The Shit Volcano (3646) -- 02.16.2005

Everyone I know hears about Poop Report. My stupid sister is convinced it's a fetish site no matter how many times I try to explain it. The rest of my family is smart enough to know the definition of humor.

Long and Pointy (56) -- 02.16.2005

I send it to my brother. However, I usually say, "A colleague recommends that you check out this site."

I think he sees through it though!

shitass (not verified) -- 02.16.2005

My friends and family won't stop telling fart jokes, and shit stories long enough for me to confess.

freakazoid (not verified) -- 02.16.2005

No, I don't share with my family. They're a bunch of stuck-up, poopless snobs.

Christine (not verified) -- 02.16.2005

My husband and my best friend know I read (My best friend directed me here) but that's about it. I'm pretty quiet all around though.

Stench (not verified) -- 02.16.2005

I am usually a very shameless shitter, but unfortunately I don't plug PoopReport very much. I have no problem visiting the site in front of others, but I haven't mustered up the balls to encourage others to join yet, even if they seem to be potentially good contributors.

Logjam (2356) -- 02.16.2005

For nearly 5 months of site participation, I told no one. Absolutely shameful. I just recently let the shit out of the bag, but only to a chosen few. Some have found it amusing, if odd; but I’ve also been advised by one family member to get some help.

Pill Pooper (451) -- 02.16.2005

I tell everybody about this site. When my first story was postted a few months back I was so excited.. I told anyone who would listen. Most people say things like "you are obsessed with shit." Those people don't see the humor in it. I'm a total shameful shitter. Maybe by laughing about it, I can shed my shameful-ness. A few of my friends have even contributed to stories on the Poop Report. If you can't laugh at poop, what can you laugh at?

poopprincess (not verified) -- 02.16.2005

No none of my family knows. How ever my boyfriend does and that took awhike for me to share the great experience of PR. I think he actually caught me and I was forced to explain myself rationally without to much embaresment. The only other person that knows is his hot friend that I was shaking up with because he causally said one day hey****** why dont you show ***** that poopsite.So of course I did because i didnt want him to think that it was like a scat lovers site. My bf even had me read one of the lovely storys out loud. Now for me that was about as hard as using the ladys room on a friday night at the club when I have explosive diarhea. Well any who I cant wait to hear some more funny storys about public pooping. I love the ones where theres 2 ppl in a public bathroom. XXXOOO.....

Brett (18) -- 02.17.2005

poop smells good!!!!! one time i tasted it it tasted like chicken.!!!! YUMMMMMMM!!!

Rectal Inversion (not verified) -- 02.18.2005

I'm now outcast by former friends because they like when I showed them ppop report while high. But when they sobered up, they act like I'm some sicko. So now I find new friends.

gassyandsloppyass (not verified) -- 02.18.2005

This is such a hilariass sight. I'll have a good crap story soon.

Turd Hugegrunt (not verified) -- 02.18.2005

I carry a Sharpie with me all the time, and I scribble "www.poopreport.com" on every bathroom wall I visit ... but I sign it, "TBW"

AssBlaster2000 (1117) -- 02.18.2005

The only people who know I visit PR are Mr. Blaster and my mom, and they only found out because I couldn't hide it. It's OK that Mr. Blaster knows now, though. It's made our relationship so much more comfortable now that we can talk about PR. I also think that Mr. Blaster told his parents that I'm on here, because they seem to know, or at least they didn't question my JOAP sitting in my bathroom. But as much as I talk about poop to people, I find it hard to tell them about PR. It's weird. But I just don't quite know how to explain PR to people, which is sad, because I'm on this site all the time and I really do wish that some people knew about it.

Shypoo (32) -- 02.19.2005

even though i crack fart jokes with my friends all the time i can't tell them about PR. they think i am strange enough.

Turd Burglar 3000 (not verified) -- 02.19.2005

I like to smear poop on me, then let it dry. Then I pick at the flakes like dead skin, and put them in a bowl. When the bowl is pretty full, I pour milk on it and eat brown poopflakes. It taste nutty.

Obi-Dung Kenobi (112) -- 02.19.2005

I first discovered this site while trying to find out about some novelty thing called a Turd Twister. My family knows that I am a long time fecal fanatic, and turd terrorist to a degree, but when I went back home to Oregon over the winter break and told everyone about PoopReport, they all gave me this pitying look. It's sad, really. For most people, at least, the journey into the world of PR seems to be a solitary road.

Poopaloopa (not verified) -- 02.19.2005

The link is in my profile under "things that cheer me up", so anyone with an internet connection knows I come here often. I also check it out when my girlfriend is over and read her some of the funnier ones. I've always been comfortable talking about poop to people. This site is no exception.

Vertical Grimace (33) -- 02.20.2005

I've told a few people about this site, and sent them links to the one story of mine which has been posted so far...no news yet whether they like it or not, I'm guessing they probably think I'm a major weirdo or they haven't bothered to check it out. Anyway, fuck 'em, this site rules!

daphne (3325) -- 02.20.2005

I am a proud pooper and reporter.

I tell anyone who wants to know.

Turd77 (not verified) -- 02.20.2005

I just told my co-worker and he told me I was sick, as everyone else has. i have loved shit since i was young. if they have not figured out that i would frequent a site like this by now then they don't know me very well

In The Bushes (111) -- 02.21.2005

My husband knows I come here and is gradually learning to appreciate that. I've mentioned the site while teaching classes, too, so I'm sure some of my students are also aware.

dixie (not verified) -- 08.05.2005

I found this site with my son one evening.He's 15 and has a great sense of bathroom humor. I'm the most open minded Mom in my family and when we got a computer the very first thing I did was type in "turds". I found the love of my life that evening...POOP REPORT!!! My son and I sat up 'till 4am laughing like hell! We woke up my husband and he sat down to listen while I read shit stories out loud. I never dreamed I would be reading these kind of bedtime stories to my kid. I tell EVERYBODY about PR even the girls at the cash register at Walmart. I'm gonna start carrying a sharpie with me like Turd Hugegrunt ,watch out Walmart!By the way,where do people get the idea this is a turd fetish site? People need to take that pole out of their ass and laugh every now and then.

healthy 1 (1421) -- 12.06.2006

Everyone I know, knows about PR. Some of them still think that PR is a fetish site, but somehow I am getting them to slowly come around. Maybee I can muster up some new members????
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Watch out for the deadly F4, though he's been gone since '53, he will be back.

Hamster (579) -- 08.26.2007

You Americans are more open about this subject than we are in the UK. I've told only one person I know about PR - because I know she likes to talk about poop. We ended up talking about it the second time we went out together. But she has never reported back!!!

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