Mine are typically about 6-8 inches long, and 1-1.5 inches in diameter. I don't know too much about the density of a poop, so I can only try to eyeball how much it weighs, but I'd guess it's between one and two pounds on average.

I'd say I take in a pound on any given meal... so I think it's reasonable to think a meal's worth of poop is what, 3/4 of a pound? And if a poop is more than one meal, then 1.5 pounds seems reasonable...

i dont know why, but i barely every poop compared to most. i poop maybe 3-4 times a week on average, and i'm wondering, where the hell does the food go? i eat a lot, im not exactly obese, yet i never shit.

I would say that my healthy poops might be about 250 grams. I regularly have smaller poops that are 50 gram pellets.

Darn... My turds are 1-2 feet long!!! Their stinking cobras! Heh, my secret is to try and relax while you poop. It doesnt break apart as easily... ;-)

i poop like 3-4 times adaY ANDTHATS Y MY BUTT ALWAYS HURTS IT WEIGHTS LIKE 10 PUOND PER DAY!!!

I'm a rodeo bull, and all that jumpin' and buckin' around always seems to shake something loose in my gut, because after I get done stompin' on some idiot cowboy I've always gotta go make brownies. Or pies, in my case. I'd estimate I drop between 12-18 pounds every time, but I've never taken the time to verify.

I've got such big turds, it scares me. Sometimes, it takes me two hours to finish shitting because itz so big that i have to push so hard, my ass bleeds.

If it is that hard for you to poop, you are either consitipated, dehydrated, or both. Try drinking a quart or two of water per day and eating some prunes with each meal. You will poop like nobody's business.

Two words, OAT MEAL.

Goda Gooma, try switching to a vegetarian diet, trust me, you'll be shitting with ease and frequently due to the extra fiber.....and drink lots of water.

i recently went to the bathroom. Before I took care of buisness i weighed myself. I was 208 pounds. During my adventure a lot of poop came out. My finishing weight was 206.5 pounds. Thus, The Poop weighed 1.5 pounds. Pretty normal for me

Dave...I am finally glad you addressed my question.

However...it is really hard for me to say because i usually drink so much beer that solid shats are very rare. Also, I take 3-5 good loads a day so i can't really say. Maybe 1 pound of liquid poo everyday?

Chip: "oatmeal" is one word. ;)

It is a very interesting question... for this next week i will unload on my scale, and hope that i don't get any cases of diarhea.

I hardly ever poop. Maybe 2-3 times a week...

My fiance goes 15 minutes after he eats every time.

I hardly ever poop andI eat normal amounts for a girl I guess, so I wonder...where does allmy poop go? Does it get absorbed back into my body? When I do poop...maybe once a week, it is a little skinny poop. Thats it. usually once every 2 months i take a massive crap that fills the bowl...i think maybe all my shit gets stuck in my intestines and backs up into my stomach until my body decideds that it needs to evacuate the turds or succumb to certain death. I've been diagnosed with colonic inertia or slow colon transit so I think think thats why I crap so infrequently. Once I lost 4, as in four pounds after a massive dump (I was constipated for 29 days and FINALLY went).

They say everybody has a prehistoric turd lodged somewhere in the colon from all the years of eating meat and that it is a good idea to colon cleansing, gonna have to try it sometime.

One day I am at a retirement home to visit an elderly friend and of course there are grey haired men and women strewn about the hall ways in wheelchairs and inching their way around with walkers. So this one old lady making her way down the hall slips on somebody's piss puddle. Her four legged cane goes flying thru the air, she falls and breaks a hip and lets out a yelp at the same time thats sounded like a dog with his balls caught in a bear trap and out flies from this decrepit old lady's bowels a pitch black 24" long 3" around godzilla loaf. The g-d damn thing looked like a policeman's nightstick.

yea when i poo it squirts out so hard that its a mixture with blood, water, and shit. that happens everytime, i have a fucking camel toe on my asshole because of this. Then whenever i have anal sex the guys dick gets all brown and bloody and then i shit all over him and the walls then i got on a shitting rampage and shit blood on everyone in site and open their mouths and shit in their mouths and get blood all over them!!!! YEA!!!

i feel your pain sean brown, you see.....sean brown pooped in my mouth, it was dandy. after i digested all the bloody poo, i was like a fuckin squirt gun. straight and clear. sean brown changed my life and can do the same for you! thank you so much sean, i love you. call me sometime alright?!?!

Hello my good friends, im in need of help. When i shit, i shit blood as red as red wine. When my man fucked me up the but i got some kind of ass blood std. How do i get rid of it ? What do i do? I also drink urine and im addicted to it help me please !!

My shit is underaverage compared to the rest of you. My only problem is that my Girlfriend likes to get shit on, so she is never satisfied. She likes the big turds from the normal guys. Most of my shit is in the fart format.. My roommates is huge... help?

I havent tooken a long load in years,I usually get little shits.

Well people, I shit like 2 times a week at most 3 times... at least once. When I read that some of you shit like 3 times a day.. I thought damn! Nastyness... hahahahaha.

engorged starfish, I loved your little story about the retirement home... I almost shit my pants laughing when I read that... I'm sure it was gross and yet very humorous at the same time... lol! Id probably start cracking up if that ever happened... :D

My friend, we shall call him John, recently told me he had one that was 18" long. Unforunatly he did not have a witness.

All you fucking freaks are disgusting, especially the slobs who get ass-fucked with a bloody ass. The bitch that drinks pee is a nasty whore. Where do you find such asses such as yourselves???? Shit on that!

alls i hav to say is, don't go in the bathroom for a day or two

when i poop i use at least half of the TP. My mom always getting mad at me

this is soo funny, me and my friend are sitting here cracking up laughing soo hard!!! hahahaaah lmaoooo... sorry for the rude laughter, but yea, i also have a problem... i poop fine, but when i wipe theres blood! wtf!

yesterday, i was pushing so hard, i mean sooo hard, i formed another whole in my ass... why?!!?!?! btw it hurt like shit

yeah, uhhh i have a problem. I call up walmart (EXTRA CHEAP PRICES) and they think im retarded. Most people have a over active bladder, but no...i get an overactive shitwhole. they have nothing for my problem.

remember that commercial on snl about OOPS! i crapped my pants. they made that about me! any answers?!?!

I have a bad problem when it comes to shitting. At the time of this writing, its been 17 days since I have shit. I hate this problem...I put my life on hold for the last few days before I shit. I don't feel like doing nuthin. I have these horrible ass pains probably due to roids but I don't think so. I have been to the doctor multiple times...they wanna do surgery but I don't want it. Its more of a psychological problem over anything. I have shit turds as long as my arm and I DO have have proof of it too. I recirded my turd and was size comparing it. They are also bout as big as a baseball or bigger is circumference. I hate enemas so I don't take them. Also after being constipated like this I have a trouble with pissing too. I wish I was just normal. So post some stuff on my problem or email me if you have any professional answers. Ohh by the way I'm only 17. Thanks.

well i'm here i had went to poop earllier today and it hurt so much dat i just couldn't and stopped till my ass came down and didn't wanna shit no more i tried to shit like an hr ago and it hurt when i threw a fart it hurt badly i'm so scared it never hurt like dis b4 . i even prayed to God . and i'mma leave evrtyhng to him.

thats my correction oh and if anyone has an adivce plz let me know .

i poo and it rips my ass.

silent but deadlies

my poop is big!

Guys, yesterday I pooped and it felt strange so I turned around to look at it. It was very bloody, and I assumed it was a very large blood clot. It had a pulse. It looked like it was about to leave the bowl and I stopped it and asked it what its name was. He said: I'm Rob Nelson. So I said Hi. I am very worried. Rob eats a lot, and I can't afford to keep feeding him. Anyone intersted in a roommate?

i poop about 1-2 times daily. i heard from the lady who give cholonics(sp?) that if you dont poo between 2-3 daily you are probably not digesting well.

All of your poop problems will go away if you become a vegetarian. Meat makes your poop hard which makes you constipated. Also if you find that your poop is to watery while eating veggies and fruit eat more starch (potato, breads etc.) It takes me 30 sec or less no pushing to poop and my poops rang from 5 inched to 10 inches or so. Perfect texture and no ass ripping or bleeding. My poop is just perfect. :)

im sorry but that "rob nelson story" is to damn funny for words ok!

i think that pooh smells so good! if i could i would roll around every hot girls tird in the whole world. and if i am in the moud i might even eat some that is if i am in the moud.

Usually 12 inches long and 2 1/2 inches thick, tapering to a point. Knobbly and compacted,mid brown in colour, not too much smell. I normally have a motion every other day. If i go two days its as thick but longer. My jobbies often stick in the toilet pan and wont flush away. I often have to throw a bucket of water or two down to shift it or push it over the bend with a stick.

Friends I would like to let out my business secret today. My biscuts are actually made of fresh poops mixed with lots of sugar and flavour. My production cost is low and it the 3rd world folks just love my poop biscuts.....

i poop about 6 times a week. it is long, juicy and fills up the whole toilet. is something wrong with me?

i understand your small amount its not a funny matter but rather painfull. the solution to your dilema is removal of your colon. i too have been offered this solution. searching for help can be a constipating .

Removal of the colon?! Yikes! Usually I only poop once a week if that, but lately I've been pooping at least 4-5 times a week, and it feels like I'm pushin a freakin watermelon out of my ass!!! It's bled 5 out of 6 times, and hurt 6 out of 6 times! I don't eat hardly any meat, and If I do it's sandwich meat...

This is the most diturbing thing i have ever read!!! 2ft. long craps are massive!!

Someone in my household just did a shit that she claims was over two feet long. It curled around the bowl twice!

I don't think that there is any set size or consistency for any one person, let alone a 'standard' for the human race. As for myself, I have probably produced every conceivable sort of poop (except the real blood stained variety) I have produced what we call in German 'Dünnschiss' (thinshit) of pencil sized turds of brown to grey, green, beige, to yellow, to the infamous 'beast' I had once produced that as i would not know how much it weighed, the size was just unbelievable, a good 35cm in length x 5cm at its widest diametre. (Yes, indeed, I have measured it!) It was at a party while I was in the 'Gymnasium' (equivalent to an American high or middle school) that had become a focal point of discussion -- and a serious and unsuccessful attempt to flush it down! It was painful pushing this...beast...out! In fact, the leading end had touched the bottom of the toilet bowl half way out! I had to stand up a bit so it would 'clear' my butthole and splash down to the water below! I have also produced 'marbles' and some mean wicked stools as well. (Not mentioning the 'chocolate chip turd i had once produced, as well as the myriad of diarrhoeal stools!) So there is no set standard, so i wouldn't worry about it, my friend!

As I se that the German Umlauted letters dont take too well, the term for pencil like stools is 'Duennschiss'.

Sorry...one other thing, as to demonstrate my point, one may consider checking out the site 'www.ratemypoo.com' as it is fraught with pics of all sorts of turds from the world over!

Yes, I've been to the site. Unfortunately, when I tried to tell my friend about it he thought I said, www.rapemypoo.com.

i eat , drink n sleep shit
what can i do?

I am a girl I Once farted in the bathtub and green poop came out I went to the doctor he said I have diabetes and I need to stop it or it may turn fatal please help me out

Yeah bob wall. And I found a pearl in my butt crack!

Ha ha ha!!!! That's sick, freakazoid! I'll have to remember that comeback for later!

my poops are quite long and you can often see what i ate the day before in them

my poop is ussualy wet and squishey,what should i do?ive tried every thing.ive held it in,not drank water before i shit,but it dosent work.

that was pretty sick shit volcano.greenwater,sick

All this poop talk makes me wanna take a crap... I consider myself a healthy pooper.. for a chick. I take at least 2 craps a day and both are quite.... poopey, if you may. The only advice I could give you, my poop-challenged friends is to eat well and relax while you are paying your respects to the porcelain God.

Hey...i feel really stupid but im abit shy to go to the doc about it...but ok..i have this problem with goin to the washroom in public places..and i also have a problem with goint ot he washroom too...i go atleast once or twice a day..so ive been takin pills to stop me from taking a crap...i did 3 times throughout the week...n i finally tooka crap the other day n now everytime i eat i get these stomach pains...can n e 1 help me out...y i go tot he washroom so often...im a fair size for my age and i eat normal...it seems like i shit more then i eat...does n e 1 know y...

my friends and i were talking about my pooping, or lack thereof and decided to look up what the average size should be...we stumbled across this hillarios site-
i poop only once a week, and it has been that way for as long as i can remember, but recently i read that if you hold it in you could send the wrong message to your bowels and then they wont know to alert you when you do have to poo...interesting, just thought you all should know!

ps. isn't it ironic that my middle name is Crapo, and i am descended from THE Thomas Crapper?!?!?

I only poop about once a week. They are small and I am unsatisfied. Am I broken or just full of shit. Anyway, they are usually small so I'm thinking less than a pound. Any recomendations?

is there any poop record section here, like a high score list of.. like...

* longest shit
* widest shit
* heaviest shit
* longest time on the potty
* longest time without going on the potty
* group shitting
* deepest shit (scuba diving, sea explorations)
* highest shit (i guess nasa take this one home)
* oldest shit (people who keep turd collections)

i could go on forever, but you get the point ... the possibilities are endless!-...

i have looked around closely on the site without finding this anywhere...!! this seems like a major loss...

could even be interesting with shortest, smallest lists too; however this sets much stricter demands to scientific approaches of measurement and validation.

We could put this contest together and have a poo fair! I've already written up the details for a pee fair under "Peeing While Pooing" and the "Ask Poonurse" section.

am i the first to suggest this? i am shocked!

we should arrange for this straight away. as we are speaking, there are shitloads of price turds being flushed down the toilet, with no record, without no-one knowing (except the anal sculptor who carved the little heartbreaker).

do we have to ask dave for this or can anyone just make it happen?

i even thought of a few names for the competition, like "poolympics" and "the superbowel"...

What about the "pooathalon"?

one word...football

I have poops that are about 9-10 inches long.

my hole has been hurting for a couple of days. and this morning, when i took a crap, it came out with blood. it's not my hole that stretched or anything because there were more blood than my usual ass tear... why is that?

Here is a pointer for all people who have hard poop that won't come out of you're to scared to poop it out. You need to put luberciant on you finger and put your finger up your arrs and line the whole holw with the lubercaint. This will help it slide out very easily. Other things are soap in stead of lubercaint!

My roommaate has a chronic shitting problem. Whenever we go out to party, she drops like four loads. And I usually am lucky enough to see them. Tonight, however, she shit so hard, her ass bled. And she farts fire. What is wrong with my little shitter??

My poop is exstreamly runny and ocasionaly is puik boogy green and often tastes quite nice

i eat my poop and i share it with nicola mellis and we enjoy it. i am starting up a club called EAT MY POO!

i poop 5 times a day and its like little rabitt turds and they taste pretty good, not like i ever tried them or any thing ;)

My poop is rock solid and is in the shape of a brick.it wont flush down the loo cause it is too mahosive.the colour you ask. well its normally shit brown with a hint of green specks.and well its quite nice on tost no that ive tried it of corse.

i am doing a project, basicly on crap and i need to know, how much poop weighs. i guess mine is at least 1/2 a pound not much, but i pee a ton so yea, stick that in ur pipe and smoke it

holy shiite muslim! this site kicks @$$. i shit a freakin lot! about 47 times a day! I tryed that freakin beno crap and immodium ad, but it doesnt work! crap this crap is crap my butt fool

have you ever noticed that if you drink welch's grape juice your crap kinda smells like it? ha ha

my the way my poop smells REALLY bad especially when i eat sprouts and beans!!

i laugh while i take poops, i dunno why i guess i find it funny.. and my poops come out small and in little balls, they dunt smell horrible but not liek flowers. your site has been great for me , i can finally talk to peopel about my problems

People are so strange.

that was so grous. why did yall write this.

Dr. Chim richolds, my husband told me that once i have my baby i'll be shitting my way outta dis hospital....here want some its a girl and it hurts like hell. i'm bleeding like crazy its like a permanant period!!!!!

my biggest shit was while in school, my stomach was growling real bad all day and I could feel a huge rock hard log trying to push out of my hole. so much pressure was built up in my ass that it almost shot out my ass it was about a foot and a half long and about 3 and a half inches wide, no bullshit. i just left it there cuz i knew it wouldn't flush down the toilet

my biggest one was 82 inches long! i was like, CRAP! litteraly!

I really appreciate this site as it allows people to be honest to the world without being embarrassed. All my life I have had ass problems. When I take a shit I am always careful because I don't want to push too hard or my ass will tear and bleed, then when I wipe I can see the blood. I am not gay or had any weird anal sex. But 2 out of 5 shitting sessions, my ass bleeds. This has been happening since I was a little kid, and I am now 30 years old. When I was small I remember my dad helping me put vaseline in my ass, to help soothe the pain of my ass. I clearly remember this fact, and when I looked back I think "hey that was weird" why would a father give his son vaseline for his ass?
I don't EVER remember getting bum fucked. You would NOT forget something like that, and to this day I have a very close relationship with my father. BUT why the fuck would he help me put vaseline in my ASS? I understand there is a Freudian theory that suggests erogenous zones changing locations on your body as you develop in your baby years. first it starts with your lips - so you are stimulated when breast feeding thus promoting that behaviour often so you keep sucking your mom's breast. then later the erogenous zone moves to your ass at some point - probably so you start taking a shit and liking it, so you do it more because it's healthy to shit. So maybe when I was 1 or 2 I was experiencing the Anal phase and liked the feeling so much I asked for assistance and then Vaseline got into the equation, so I rubbed my ass with Vaseline when I was potty trained because it was a logical behaviour and I was intellectually smart enough to "adapt" and use whatever worked to resolve the problem "that my ass hurt when I shit."

SO I am 30 wondering after all these years, why my ass hurts when I shit? is it because I got BUM fucked when I was small? I clearly do not remember getting bum fucked by my dad. I love him too much to even "think" or ask him that ridicoulous question. So I am searching the INTERNET for other people that have ASS problems when they shit and I found this site. Very insightful. Other people here have admitted they bleed when they shit. BUT I can not understand the Vaseline part? Don't you think that is fucking weird? That a father would put vaseline in i his son's ass? Maybe he loved me so much and just wanted me to feel better after I shit and it hurt. I clearly remember that after I shit when I was 1-2 years OLD I would ASK for vaseline, to soothe the pain of my ass.

Has anyone else had these childhood memories of Vaseline, shitting, and ass pains?

I can say that I am The Shit King if you want to talk volume of shit released at one sitting. Having bowel problems and medication that makes me sometimes not shit for well over a week I have sat on the toilet and filled it up and have it inches within touching my ass. I'm serious about this, this is no joke either. Believe me it FUCKING HURTS like hell hours before I do eventually drop my massive load off and all week I get massive craps which hurt incredibly when I lay down for awhile in the evening. When I do take a shit it first starts off with round golf ball sizes and after a bit then some hard formed stool, finishing off I keep going and going with semiformed stool and usually end off with diarrhea at the end which fills it up the most. Before I used to flood the toilet every time and my parents would get choked because they had to call the plumber to snake it out. My parents eventually bought a bigger holed out toilet bowl so it would flush. I swear I'm not telling a false story here, if you don't believe me I will take a picture next time and post it. I have been to the hospital many times to get an enima when I first started having this problem because it was over two weeks and I didn't shit yet and was in horrible pain and puking every 30 mins. I'd say my record for time spent on the can is around 45 mins. Well thats my story.

Just read some other message and blood in your crap. I always have blood after I do take a shit after a week. If your shit is black (bleeding in the bowel) and you have slimey stuff on it then you should talk to the doctor but if its red blood then its fine, you just tore a bit near your anus. And the 30 year old with vaseline, I've had to use it before. Before I took this medication I have to take I used to shit about 8 times a day (I have crohns desease and had surgery, 16.5 inches removed already of my bowel) and I'd have to use vaseline or else my hoop would be raw as fuck from wiping. You being two and having your Dad place it on seems normal, you'd proubly start to eat it and didn't know what the fuck to do with it if he didn't.

Have anyone tried all-bran cereal. It takes care of constipation-at least for me. Warning-do start with very little. It also produces gas. What this cereal does is it bulks up your stool. Size is not the culprit but hardness. I have wide logs but they glide out with little effort. Blood after a hard large turd is common. I used to have it. With all-bran, i now shit twice a day and no more painful butthole. However, asI age, I notice my stools are getting slimmer

Often my logs reach an epic 14 inchs (approx). And I live in an apt, which doesn't have a very muscular plumping system. Needless to say, a solid, 14 incher isn't going down there without some assistance, so yeah, I had to cut it into smaller pieces. :(

Bleeding Ass. Based on what you've reported, I don't think it supports the idea that your father molested you. Apparently, your ass hurt after shitting even when you were little, and your father was kind enough to put Vasoline on it. You even started requesting it, which you wouldn't likely have done had you been being molested as part of that activity. Parents must, of necessity, handle the privates of their infants, and ordinarily there is nothing sexual going on.

And certainly that you butt bleeds now would have nothing to do with early trauma. Have you considered seeing a doctor about this?

Good luck.

For those of you who eat your own shit, that's disgusting. For those of you who drink your own piss, thats disgusting. I don't think that you were molested as a child also...but that is kind of odd. LOL.! Also, I have blood on my toilet paper when I poop too, that's why I stumbled across this site! It is sort of like that other entry...it really does hurt like a bitch! And then when its over, there is a lot of blood. I heard someone say about being dehyrated? I don't think thats it. I drink a lot a day. Anyway, maybe if this many people have blood, it's not a problem? But shit it hurts!

For those of you saying that becoming a vegetarian will solve all your problems. Let me tell you what, I am a vegetarian. I poop about 3 times a week. It is so hard that I want to scream in pain. Everytime I wipe myself there is major blood. Any suggestions?

For those who brag about 14 inch logs. The question is how many days worth of shit was stored inside before it got let out. 14 inches is impossible for one day old shit unless you have an appetite of a horse.

I don't know what is for dinner tonite but it smells a bit poopy..

i have not been able to shit for a whole week and i can feel it throbing and building up inside me doctor gave me some sick looking pills and to open up my bowels but its doin f all can anyone help e-mail me peace out

i only poop like once a week if im lucky. well lately anyway usually it would be more often and i have to ppush before hand just to get it to come. is it a problem? and i mean its not a lot its like one little three inch thing that doesnt seem to be a whole weeks worth of food? where did it all go? i think im similar to that chick mo...whatever. to all you people having pooping problems...why dont you just take some laxatives???...thats what theyre made for

small poo's once a day, one massive 3 lb poo once a week. turds are tapered to keep our buttholes from slamming shut!

I really like pooh, my favorite poohs are the messy squelchy ones that really smell bad!
Sometimes I even do poohs that need about three or four flushes, there the best aswell!
Don't you hate it when you do a reet wet one and your finger slips through the paper, finger lickin good!

this website is shite

wtf. i usually have no problem taking ashit but here recently like the pat 3 time i have taking a shit i have bleed and i am concerned and dont know what to do. if you can help me please post an answer.

i only go poop like 2-3 times a week n sometimes i eat alot other times i don't eat very much...mi poop is normally in like little balls and sometimes mi butt bleeds is that bad?...

Like to leave my poos in interesting places, so I rarely crap in the toilet. I like to shit onto a piece of cling-film and then put it into a supermarket bag and take it somewhere interesting and leave it.

My poops are usually quite solid and brown packed with undigested corn and they look pretty good on the face of it. I like to take one to the public pool and unwrap it when nobody's looking and wander off. You usually hear a few noises after a minute or so, from that corner of the pool.

I attend a local spa and sauna, and have left them on the seatbench in the sauna, and also on the hot rocks, which really gets that smell permeating throughout the complex and leads to a massed walkout.

Any shop where I get bad service will have the staff arriving to work in the morning to find a nice fresh turd on their doorstep - it's far more effective than complaining.

Sometimes I will carry a turd around in my bag all day looking for a good place to deposit it. Like telephone boxes, leaving one on a bus seat, in the aisle at the local supermarket or maybe in a shopping trolley, and if someone has left their window open on a parked car.

Sometimes my poop is red and brown
Oh yes it really does make me frown
After I take it I always look down
To see my poopy that is red and brown
I really do like that sound
When you watch your poopy spin around
Off in the sewers my poop can be found
That big juicy poopy that is red and brown!!!!

With me it's a matter of the bigger the better. I really enjoy passing a nice solid turd or jobbie as the Scots call it, of about 12 inches in length and 2 1/2 inches fat and do pass such logs quite often. If I miss a day which happens from time to time I will do one longer than that , sometimes 16 inches long or so. On other occasions if constipated it will come out as some fat balls like potatoes then one or two fat logs, and occasionally if will pass a long easy curved sausage or two if I go first thing in the morning, my usual time to have a dump being after lunch about 12 noon to 1.00pm.

Thankfully I very seldom have loose mushy poos or diarrhea, a fact I put down to not drinking a lot of alcohol especially not British beer (Bitter) which owing to the amount of malt and hops it contains can have a very laxative effect, and also avoiding hot and and spicy foods such as curries, chilli , Taco Bell etc, and eating a very bland and meat based diet and not many vegetables nor fruit.

I enjoy having a good solid poo, and preferably into the toilet pan or possily outdoors on the ground or grass if in the courntryside but not into my underwear.

Gawd, all yall need to get hobbies. And then you need to go see docs, and after that really good shrinks. I'm serious. There's sumthing wrong with all y'all. If ur crap isn't doin right then u need to go see doctors. And then u need to go see shrinks so u can stop thinking about holding it in for the fun of it, or being disgusting and eating it. Thats all I got to say.

"Grossed Out" you are welcome to your opinions. How do you know that many of us do NOT have hobbies? as these are not relevant to this website we don't mention them. This is a poo orientated website, this thread is about poo, what's the problem. If the Moderator doesn't like it he will delete or block a thread.

As for your remarks about psychiatrists, a phoney pseudo science and thankfully it is ignored or treated by contempt by most Brits.

Grossed Out probably eats his own poop anyway, so he doesn't belong here.

i need to go ill tell you in a minute my size

this site is the fuckin bomb u guys are so fuckin funny and for u little fuckin retards bitchin bout this site sayin its gross dont read it u fuckin dumbshit, if u dont think this is funny ure out of your mind. this is the best site ever!

yo sometimes i have to stay home from school just to poop. i poop all day. i dont even gut up from the can. this only happens like 1 per 2 months but still. i dont know whats up. any comments??

After missing two morning exits due to a bad cold, IT finally made an appearance half an hour ago!!! What a relief. Though the initial turds(three thick ones) required slight pushing, the rest came out like mud slide.

The first one has that wonderful butt stretching feeling without pain. Didn't fall out due to its width but not too hard. Nor was it smelly due to my vegetable soup diet.

Why does it hurt when i poo?And when i do poo it usually comes out in tiny little rabbit pellets with blood on the TP, hurting like hell.Also, when it comes out it feels like tiny spikes are all over it(VERY PAINFUL).But i only poo like once every other day.If anyone has an idea to help me out I'd appreciate it.

TSV, why are you and I the only site regulars who seem to turn up on these wierd threads?

Dumspter, I think I can speak for TSV when I say that most of the regulars don't want to bother with the large traffic of freaks on these threads.

If you have a different idea, TSV, please post it. ;)

It's nice for some regulars to add some actual information, thus breaking up the continuous stream of idiots. Plus, hidden in here are a few choice words of wisdom now and then.

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i shit like 2 times a week and they are wider than the fucken hole to go down and about 6 inches long and it hurts like hell

FP, what were you just saying about freaks?

This thread was SUPPOSED to be about the MASS of various peoples' poop. It's an interesting question, but we're off track.

If you have a question about constipation or blood or mucus or whatever, please browse through the Poo Nurse titles and see if you don't find a thread addressing your problem. If you feel you have a unique problem never before addressed here, please email Dave, and maybe he can post your question in a separate thread.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the question on the table is: How big is your average poop?
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Mine is either 5 or 6 little pieces, a large torrent of LiquiShitâ„¢, or somewhere around 8 to 10 inches of a formed turd. It depends on my diet and whether or not I hold it.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Jobber,

12 to 16 inches long, 2 1/2 inche wide!!! In your dreams!!!

I've always felt my poops were probably bigger than others, but now I think I feel a little less self-conscious. I am taller than average, thin with a fast metabalism and eat normally (3x a day, with maybe some snacks..I eat some meat but not tons). My poops are normally 8-10 inches if they do not break coming out...that is probably once a day..If I go more than a day or so they don't get any bigger, just usually stinkier. I think pooping is just a normal part of everyones life we have to deal with

I like your comment Log Jam. My poop is usually 8 to 10 inches long, and 1.25 to 1.75 inches thick. I only go one time a day. I read somewhere that an average turd weighs around 100g, I have a ferocious metabolism (I have a similar body type to the thread above). I eat my 3 squares, and about 4 or 5 healthy snacks a day. My poop is not hard, but very firm, dense, and well packed. I would guess that my poop is a bit heavier than average, probably about 125g to 175g. The solidity and density makes my poop harder to flush, my poop gets packed solid enough so it doesn't break easily.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

How long is the perfect poop? If I gotta good magazine, bout an hour and a half. Less if my ass goes numb.

I usually poop once every 1 1/2 weeks I know I'm not constipated because the stools are too large. plus I drink plenty of water so I guess that's normal for me.

I poop about every other day..usually its one nice long log anywhere from 12-36 inches... once in a while,they fill the bowl. Today, it curled around the toilet about 3 times and stayed in one piece.

My six year old daughter gets constipated on occasion. She went one week without going poop. I gave her a laxative. One hour later, IT WORKED. She had the biggest poopie I have ever seen. She went poop twice, and each time it was about 2.5 feet long and 1.5 inches in diameter. I never imagined that from a 6 year old. My mom told me that when I was her age, I used to be the same way.

barnes, Did the Dr. tell you it was safe to give a six year-old laxatives? Not sure that is safe.
Producing waste since 1967

I followed most of this thread, wondering how far off track it would get. Thanks to those who brought it back. I read someplace that the average poop weighs 6 to 8 oz., which sounds a little light to me. I don't have a scale that I wish to put poop on, but I may try someday to weigh a typical load. I used to do hard, long (8-12" or more), thick (1.3" to 1.7") turds that probably weighed more than 8 oz.; now I do several softer, thinner ones. I suspect my volume produced is similar, though it now looks and feels different than before I went on the high-water diet. I do wish someone would accurately research a good average size for a b.m. It would be fun to know how I rank. Statistic to ponder: if all the 6,000,000,000+ people on earth poop 8 oz. a day, that's 3,000,000,000 pounds, or 1,500,000 tons!

I go about every other day. Usually they are about 10-12 inches in length and 1-1.5 inches in diameter. About once a month, it is one incredibly massive, coiled, long log. If I relax (there's not much else to do while im pooping), it stays in one piece and coils up. Today I had one of those poops that I thought was never gonna end. Normally it takes about 1 or 2 minutes for me to go poop. When I have to do a real massive poopie, it takes 20 minutes(sometimes longer), and I'm not kidding. I'm so glad I never have to strain when I poop. I can just sit and relax.

If I had to guess, I would say mine average about 6-8 inches in DIAMETER. Unfortunately they are only about 1/2 inch long.

I just finished dropping my load for the day. It was about 16 to 18 inches long, about an inch and a quarter in diameter, and I would guess it weighed about 2 pounds. At least thats how much lighter I felt afterward.

I normally go every day. Earlier this week, I realized it had been 5 days since I had gone poop. I was constipated.....and was I ever. I took a stimulant laxative, and that made me really go. I wondered when it was going to stop coming. I swear it must have been at least 3 feet long. I took the pill at 9pm, and at about 6:30am I WENT BIG TIME. Now I am regular again. Thank goodness.

Well, I am a 16 year old female in high school and I usually only poop once a week. However, throughout my life I've had a problem with constipation so my poops are always hard, wide, long and knobby and it always hurts so bad. On average I would say they are about the width of my forearm!

16 year old girl....Dear God....I pray that you have a skinny forearm. If my anus were as big as my forearm I could easily insert 2 liter drink bottles.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

As long as you can flush it without having to break it up with another family member's toothbrush, it's not too big.

As far as I can tell, no one has yet actually WEIGHED a typical bowel movement. Someone, please try this: Get a container you would be willing to poop in, weigh it on a postal scale that gives ounces, record that weight. Then poop in that container and weigh it again, subtract the container weight, and you have the weight of your poop. Then report here.

I'd do it, but am short of containers to use for such a purpose . . . I still estimate more than 8 oz. a day for my production.

I have MSG. I weighed baby poop, for 5 whole years, on a scale!
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Size shouldn't matter. It's the thought that counts!
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