Dear Poopreport,
Why do guys get 'skidmarks' in their underwear? Girls never have this problem.
Anon Coward of 5/5/08 says guys get skid marks because "their ding dings get in the way." Gee, thanks for the compliment but mine doesn't quite reach back there.
I wear white briefs also, the regular kind. To be honest, I hate how paper feels on my hole, it makes it itchy and raw, so I just give it one swip after I poop and don't apply any pressure while I wipe. That kinda removes most leftovers and then I just pull up my briefs and get on with my day. No soreness but all my shorts have skids up the back. Rather have skids and be comfortable than be diggin at my sore, raw shithole.
Yeah, like waht Darren L wrote. Spend a lot of time on the horse and wear Wranglers and white briefs I get mail order from JC penny. If I wipe it ends up makeing my asshole sore, so I don't bother. My shorts get stained up back and I wear them three days or so cuase not much point in changing them on the ranch they get dirty so fast. Whn I have peeled off for a swim with the other guys on ranch I saw skid s in their briefs and sometimes in their jeans too. I guess I'm not uptight about a little dirt like a lot of people
I have known literally 100 or more women who had (have?) skidmarks in their panties on a regular basis.
And with at least 30 or so of these gals, they had heavy skidmarks, every day, without fail. And a majority of these girls were very cute, I might add.
How do I know this, lol? Well..I dated many, and with the others, lets just say I peeked when I had the chance. =)
To me, there is nothing sexier than finding out about a girl's hygiene in this area. Knowing that she is walking around wearing dirty panties is amazing.
Ranch dude please contact our museum. We might consider making an offer on your saddle. P.U.
I'm getting skid marks and I don't know why. I'm so anal (no pun intended) about getting the shit off my ass. I wipe and wipe and wipe till I bleed sometimes, but still get them, WHY? I KEEP MY ASS HAIR TRIMMED UP, I DON'T FAT TOO MUCH AND I'M NOT DRINKING BEER, EATING BEANS OR ANYTHING THAT WOULD GIVE ME THE SHITS....HELP!
PD - NO FAIR!!! I think it should be auctioned off to the highest shitter. _______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
Sorry BVC, the "saddle wing" of the museum is under construction as we speak, and we plan to acquire this treasure at any price.
Hey Brady, I think if you wipe sitting down, it will help
I used to get skidmarks in mine, and then figured out that I had to wipe again about an hour after I went. Since I aged, I guess my butthole doesn't work as well as it used to.
Learn to discriminate tween a fart and a crap. If not absolutely positive. . .go sit on the jon. You may get lucky tonight and what the hell's she gonna think about you if your shorts are fulla skid marks. Gee, I'd just love to wash this guys shorts the rest of my life. Ya right.
PD, can I buy a season ticket then? or trade in my prized mechanical rodeo bull seat, which has been polished to an almost mirror like finish by 3 years of almost constant usage (recently decommissioned from a local nightclub frequented by 20-somethings, clad mainly in.... very little)for a VIP pass?
_______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
BVC, consider yourself an insider. When the saddle wing is complete, I will send the Lear over to pick you and the Mrs. up. You can do the ribbon cutting, and need I say what that ribbon will be.
*Gasp*
*Gasps again* (if only to pickup a point!)
Jees, you would let the Baroness & Moi open your new wing??!!
I, nay, we, nay all of us are touched (shit, I guess that goes without saying) by such a gesture, *doffs cap, bows, and leaves vast hall of PD backwards, slowly and most reverently*
Did I mention that the ribbon will be none other than the divine Rosie O's thong. (possibly shortened a bit to fit the entrance)
Prairie doggin and Baron von Crapalot...you guys are totally whacked out. What ya smokin?
Jenkem.
ROSIE'S 'T'!!!!!
Good god man, you doo know that ting is made of marine quality double welded, link defended, cast iron? What type of cutting device do you propose? Please bare in mind that both I and the baroness are slight of frame- mind you, having said that, she can't 'alf cook one up after a curry! I mean when I take a shit its like flicking a cigarette end up the channel tunnel, butt when she goes, goddammit! passing an elephant through the eye of a needle has nothing on this!_______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
Bring bolt cutters.
PD, how do you ferment your Jenkem? I find that 2 weeks at room temp. with a little added salt for flavour, followed by serial dunking of elephant tampons (sheep) to soak up the liquid, 2 days drying in the sun, then ' cut' with some spaghetti beans (it really does grow on trees) As a side note, I also find that if the sheep are sheared soon enough, then you end up with a milder form of the big 'J' - butt ready rolled..... I digress.... Spag beans.... and rolled out into turd beetle sized balls. It should be noted at this point that turd beetles balls are very small, hence the need for the beetle to 'pretend' by rolling around someone Else's ploppiness, in a vain attempt to gain notoriety among-st his peers viz, the plumbs.
My Plumbs will not be discussed at any cost, as they are small, purple (black in some places, like... er New Zealand, yeah, that where they go bla.....) and hairless. That, for the dip-shits amongst you is not the same as heir-less, a topic covered in posts regarding Prince Philip - loosely, infact not at all.
Anyhoo... my plumbs are not a topic of discussion, and I'd thank the person who brought up the subject, just to drop it. *stares back at self and scratches head*--- * no you perv, not that head*
Now, where were we? Oh yeah, fermenting the turd. Anyone out there interested in the phsycobollicalictransindentfloss effects of the process could visit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombay_duck
Now this shit is the bong! and the fermenting process is almost identical, as is the smell!
The after effects are however somewhat different, with the 'J', all your friends gather round for a 'hit'. With the BBD, all your friends gather round for a thump.
Just regular discarded tampons seem to add enough yeast to start the fermentation. Much like a sourdough bread I always reserve a little "starter" for future batches. Keep it in a vial around my neck.
YOUR NECK?...... NECK? ARE YOU STUPID MAN?...Everyone knows that best 'keep alive temp.' is found betwixt the butt cheeks! Boy doo you need a refresher course........
Would you please accept a reference to Ranch Dude, as he seems to have his finger on the pulse, so to squeak. I'm sure he could help you get, as we say in interweb parlance, 're-railed'
Pssst! *whispers* this next post should be good, it's taking him ages. don't tell anyone though.
yeah, I'm trying to follow all this but my brain hurts. Good thing I got google. Was having a crap up at the summer station yesterday where there's only an old outhouse and I started luaghing when I thought about jenkem and was trying not to breathe the air in the outhouse. I checked out my skids which were pretty impressive after wearing my towncrafts for four days. Its so friggin hot here my skids had soaked through and stained my Wranglers but only on the inside. This site is funny who knew there was so much to say about shit stains? Hands off my saddle
O'contraire cowboy. We will buy the horse if we have to.
I hear ya, Ranch Dude. I like wearing my briefs for days too and seeing the heavy skid stains before my briefs hit the wash. It's a man thing.
If you want to prevent skid marks and downright shit stains in your underwear/ panties, simply wipe until either the toilet paper is no longer showing your asshole is still holding onto its brown gravy, then you use something I learned to use in the military to clean my "Balloon Knot". I used baby wipes, and voila, no more "bacon strip". Using baby wipes cleans your cranberry clean and fresh, it takes some getting used to, having a cool, wet wipe on your "Pink prune" is not one of the best feelings at first but I love a clean butt. Especially if I'm blessed with the opportunity to closely inspect a woman's "pucker" with my mouth. My advice stands and is unarguable. I'm northphx602 and I approved this message.
This site kills me. I got too much time to think while I'm riding and I just start smiling when I think about dudes using baby wipes. Must remember to tell the vet about baby wipes when he's got his arm up a cow's ass for preg testing! Me I always thought purpose of underwear was to absorp the drips and leftovers otherwise why wear it?
I know most men are disgusting and they fart massively at large and skid their shitters up!I know it because I do!But the real reason for undies looking like a fetid drag race was held in them is failure to wipe properly.Most men consider a few cursory swipes sufficient.It is not and never will be.And you wonder why the love of your life soon grows cold finding your shit wrecked skivvies in the hamper.At least I know why my wife left me and I am disgusting and dont care.And bottom line is your just jealous!!!
Feto, management is always right and you're just smellious.
The reason for "skid marks" is that the anal canal can remain lined with creamy brown juice after having a poo. It cannot be wiped up there and the juicy cream can work its way down to the anus like ink in a ball pen. This then stains the underwear. Obviously wet farts can also lead to stains. Men and women have the same digestive systems so any difference is to do with diet. The only way to minimize skids is to wipe thoroughly but do it gently.
Nice to hear that women are brave or confident enough to admit to having brown stains on their knickers.
AC, after hearing the phrase "creamy brown juice" a chocolate milkshake will never go down the same. Thanks.
listen you can prevent this, by having a good diet, with fiber, this will able you to empty your self out better after having a bowel movement, skid marks don't come from a dirty butt, but from backed up fecal matter that hasn't come out or that is under a hemmorhoid. Thats why they are like brown stains instead of poop in ur pants. I'm not saying fiber will rid a skid mark problem but it will sure as hell help.
It's getting to be time to switch to unionsuits for the winter. They take some pooping skill and wiping skill. Gave the briefs the laundromat treatment but the stains are there for life, I guess. Got a look while taking my stained briefs out of the dryer
I absolutely cannot believe that some people here feel it natural to have fecal stains or that they are even proud of the filth.
BEING DIRTY IS THE LOWEST FORM OF HUMAN EXISTENCE. Repugnant people!
Wipe your ass really clean and take a shower immediately after that. Apply soap to your asshole and aim the shower head to it for a good 20 seconds. In addition, do not eat food that might cause you to fart. If you have to fart, go to the bathroom, take off your pants and sit on the toilet bowl to fart. Afterwards, wipe your ass just in case something gets blown out.
One cannot control one's actions during the night, which is why I recommend wearing disposable diapers for the night.
You should stay very clean if you follow this regimen.
Do this and elevate yourself from your despicably filthy life.
ybin, I have to conc
Sorry ybin, I was scratching my ass so deeply that I lost my train of thought. Maybe it'll come back to me.
Prarie, is your head- no, no never mind, I was going to make an incredibly witty remark about your head and it's proximity to your ass, but i have decided to take the higher road, like ybin up there._______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
Getting back to the subject of stains, GPT google up "Ballad of a Dog Named Stains" by Red Peters.
Is it anything like the story of the dog named sex?_______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
like ranchdude I get lots of shit stains in my FOTL briefs, all my briefs are butt stained permanently. Lots of times in the warm weather my butt stains on my briefs will go all the way thru the underwear and stain the insides of my tight wranglers. My ass is really hairy so its almost impossible for me to not get heavy stains in my underwears. Real men who live a cowboy life such as me dont care if our underwears are stained, if nothin we like the fact that our underwears are real dirty. I see other young cowboys briefs too when we hit the swim hole or go in town to the gym and they too are really skidmakred.
Uh...Cowboy, you and your other "young cowboys" are free to do whatever you like, but tales of the "swim hole" sounds kind of "Brokeback" to me...just sayin' _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
tales of the swim-hole...hmmm...sounds like tales of the ass-hole to me. that's just gross. i bet i could smell you coming...*shudders at thought*_______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
GPT, be careful what you say. The next time you are at the movies, and well that guy in the middle seat needs to get out of the row, and well he needs to pass right in front of you to get out, and well his ass is really big from riding horses all the time.....
Gah...not needed, PD. Ugh...you have scarred my brain. JK. before i am traumatized further, i'm heading over to the forums. I've started to like it there more than here._______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
Maybe I'm kinda dumb but is cowboy making fun of me or is he some kind of echo machine?
I think that this is a serious issue. Why do we get skid marks even if you wipe your 8utt well? Having an itchy 8utt is the symptom and not the disease, the problem is leaky plumbing! How can we get rid of it?
im 16 and i get skid marks through my jockeys i like to wear them for days just adding more skid marks to them i dnt really casre cause im proud of them.
Hey, guys!
Just stopping by for my tri-annual check up on this board and the most recent posts to this topic, which I'm sure will become even more seldom than that (perhaps ever 1-2 years, eventually).
It looks as though there have been a few silly people in the past few months who have restated the age-old LIE and EXCUSE about butt hair because they just can't accept the fact that it is the male BRAIN, not the body, that is the cause.
Believe me, there are lots of women (myself included) who grow hair over an inch long in that region, but because we know not to shart or scratch, there are few/no skids. (I highly doubt a woman in Italy would have more skids than a little boy in China.)
So guys, just SHART AWAY and be proud, because that's how God made you. In fact, I find it quite refreshing to know that I'm not a "true" FtM because my brain isn't masculine enough to think sharting/skids are okay. It gives me hope that I could still turn-out straight no matter what Bored Quiz says.
Merry Christmas! (It'll be 2009 before I look at this again.)
Buy black undies and forget about it.
I agree, black undies work wonders
I don't have skidmarks.
After I poop and wipe, I fold a kleenex and insert it between the cheeks on the anus. This pad stays in place all day, and I dispose of it before I go to bed.
This work well and leaves no odor or skid marks on the underwear.
Been doing this for 40 years.
well my husband has had this problem on several ocassions.it is completely nasty he is a grown ass man!When i wash his clothes i am so disgusted by this!I mean who cant wipe there ass i am scared to have sex with him from fear of ctaching something cause that is plain nasty and men or women there is no damn excuse for that any advise women?i want to ask him about it but he is so offensive!
My washing machine went on the fritz and I was forced to go to the laundromat in my condo.Apparently someone noticed my hashed up undies and complained to the management.They asked me to come to the office and informed me I was not welcome to desecrate their washers with fecal material.I was told fix my washer or find another laundromat.As I left I heard the secretary say that possibly I should just burn or flush my underwear.They are just jealous and management is always wrong!!
Dear dear Feto, I think you are being discriminated against. While your skidmarks may be more rank and disgusting than anyone else's, how does anyone judge what is laundromat worthy or not? Do they have wash machine security patrols judging the washability of each and every users undergarments? A consultation with an established civil suit lawyer may be in order for you, my friend. Management, in this case, IS wrong. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
I'm no lawyer (thank god), but I don't think Feto has a case here. I think the laundromat is well within their rights to bar our friend and his disgusting underwear from their premises. To allow him would certainly cost them business.
Now don’t get me wrong, I like Feto as much as the next guy. But I like him from a distance. Were he to come belching up my walkway, he’d be greeted at the door by a shotgun. Please don’t take that personally, Feto. I’d treat any filthy wretch exactly the same.
Use baby wipes.. One or two baby wipes does the job. You can use regular TP to dry off. I keep a box right next to my throne. Shaving your ass hair helps too. Trust me...i know guy ass.
I too wondered long about this issue, then realized, if not for that and similar (urinal) issues, why else would one wear an underwear? Isn't that the purpose?
It's NOT THE BUTT HAIR, you idiots!!! I myself am a biological female participating through a male account on Yahoo! Answers for a number of reasons that are beside the point (running from a troll who knew me in 2006, more likely to be selected as Best Answer, like the male Avatars better, etc.). And while I'll HAVE YOU KNOW that I am Pre-T (meaning I have never tried any form of Testosterone) and in my 20's, my butt hair is plentiful enough, if you could see the reflection I see in the toilet, and I plucked a string of it to prove my point.
Nothing makes me angrier than the "butt hair" excuse, which is as LAME as can be, since anyone who can grow pubes can have it. I highly doubt that hairless little boys have fewer skids than adult women, and it just INFURIATES me to no end when people suggest shaving it, which can lead to BOILS and IRRITATION, which is why I haven't done that in years! My little voice may be tender and high, but my body is plenty capable of growing hair, this being my arm.
The only physiological reason why women could have the advantage in this area would be the best answer I've ever heard, "Our pussy acts like a bidet," which is why unlike a lot of these FtM trannies on YouTube, I am content to pee in the ladies' room, presenting myself as FEMALE, and have no use for anything that would "help me pass" or allow me to pee at a urinal! You are not going to tell me that boys and men never SHART their pants when they pee standing up, or that their general attitude of "Get in, get out!!!" doesn't contribute to their skid marks. I happen to know that there is no "magic age" by which a boy grows enough hair to cause this to happen, and that it has everything to do with being RAISED male (and having a male brain at birth).
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Wow, Level 7. You really got your panties up in a bunch over this. Careful, that's one of the things that increases the chance of skidmarks in "biological females" (i.e., females with hairy asses).
That butt hair link is killing me. Priceless.
_______.....hugging bunnies since 1969 www.daphneszoo.com
I just turned 19, I am pretty hairy and my shorts always have had big skids. Ususally they stain thru and are 2 in wide by 5 in long. I kind of like getting skids.
AC, you've given us length and width. How about thickness? Don't fret, you're young yet. Get back to us when you are in the 4 by 8 inch range.
So I am 21 and I get skids about the same size as 19 year old AC does. Mine are quite thick, they often times transfer all the way thru the briefs. I am a redneck blue clolar worker so I wear tight levis and wrangeler jeans, so the tight jeans keep my underpants in constant contact with my taint, which adds to the skids. All of my briefs have permanent stains in them even after washing.
Bilge, PR's resident tight-jean machine, will get back to you, Ryan, as soon as he can catch his breath.
Ryan, being a red neck blue "clolar" (I have no fucking idea what that is, but good luck with it) worker, perhaps you haven't been introduced to the idea of WIPING YOUR GODDAMN STANK ASS! _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Bilge can't help but care, Ryan. And you gotta love him for that. As for me, I don't give a shit whether you wipe or not, as long as you stay put in Kentucky.
I'm a 22 year old pretty athletic guy that wears white briefs or boxer-briefs, and also get pretty bad skidmarks constantly...I'm usually in a hurry, so I wipe 2 or 3 times and go on with my day.. I'm definitely guilty of being careless. I also fart a lot so I'm sure that doesn't help. I just don't really care...I've always had skidmarks, figure I always will.. Most of my friends had skids in the changing room at school. My father said it made you more of a man. They usually aren't horrible unless I scratch my ass pretty good or get a wet fart...those leave a mark. I remember a bad case when I was on a hiking trip with some friends. I'd only brought the pair of boxer-briefs I was wearing (it was only 2 days) and of course we were having a farting contest the afternoon of the first day. I was doing pretty good, though I'd been getting a few wet ones. I didn't think much of it at the time... I had a good one comin up, so I strained to fart and with an awful "FRRP" sharted myself a bit. I also peed a little but luckily there was only a palm-sized wet spot on the crotch, and you couldn't really tell with my dark jeans. My friends just thought it was a good fart and I went on with the day.. I kept to myself for the rest of the trip... upon inspection it wasn't AWFUL per say, but left a THICK skidmark that marked the inside of my jeans by the end of the trip. Those boxer briefs are still stained brown...
Okay...I dont have a problem with skid marks thank u but I do have a problem with sweating. I am a 22 year old female and first started getting this problem when I was about 17. I will be fresh out of the shower and if I wear a tight pair of jeans they get a crescent shaped stain on them!! This is ruining my life because I'm always self conscious of it. I hope someone out there knows what I'm talking about and can help me!!
...don't wear tight jeans?_______The Original Grasshopper
Ahhh Grasshopper, you are so wise.
It seems kinda obvious...go back to te chatroom!_______The Original Grasshopper
I usually get some skidmarks- not nearly as bad as what some of you guys are saying though-just a few brown streaks up the back up my briefs. Its usually worse if I'm working out, but I'm not nearly as bad as some of the guys I've seen in the locker room..
I was actually looking around for an easier way to prevent shitstains. I've had shitstains since I was a little kid. I wiped my ass good and repeatedly. I was so embarassed by this problem, mainly because my big brother used to make up songs about my shitstains. The sadistic assclown. My grandmother even told me my father had the same problem as a kid. Ive tried many methods like washing my ass as soon as I take a shit or changing underwear repeatedly I gotta say the best method for me as far as preventing shitstains is to find some really soft TP like charmin fold it up like a flat tampon and fit it snugly into my asscrack. It sounds hilarious but hey when I really give a shit like when I'm getting off of a date and I'm about to get some ass, it definitely gets me extra points for no shitstains. Some peoples bodies just seem to sweat more and push out shit chunks more. I've also noticed that when I sleep in the nude it also helps me a great deal I guess then when the shit fairy visits. And of course keep up your hygeine. Take two showers a day if you can. Just my two cents. By the way I got my TP solution from Clerks or Clerks II I forget which movie but I know Jay had said that he had an asswiping problem so he stuffed tp in his ass. It was hilarious of course but its actually a viable solution. Oh and of course after you shit use a wet towel. I actually dont even use TP after I shit. I have a washcloth specifically for that. Gets my ass nice n clean.
When i had a hairy asshole, I would always wipe as much as I could. But Since i work out, my ass gets sweady and the skid marks eventually show up in ym tightyy whities.
I take shits at scool. And a guy in another stall looked underneath and saw my sidded briefs. He said that it is normal for guys to have that problem. And he explained its beacuse of the hair in our asses.
It's ok to have skidmakrs couse were guys. It would be shoking if ut wera gurl but neverthe less. My skids and my briefs coexist and I dont mind them and neither do other guys.
I now shave my ashole and I have less skids. I dont wipe anymore tho. Saves time and does not make it embarasing when in scool
Dear Wite Briefs.....I am curious when you say you take shits at school and used to have a hairy asshole. Your communicative skills indicate that you are probably in the first or second year of elementary school. Do little kids actually have hairy assholes?
_______Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
I left Feto not because of his skid marked skivvies (they were more like landing strips from jet fighters) but because he left tiny snot balls with nose hairs embedded all over the coffee table.
ex-Mrs Walcott.....You could have dipped them in red food coloring and used them for maraschino cherries.
Or colored them in holiday colors and used them for festive ornaments on your Christmas tree.
or collect them up and let the kids use them as aggies, steelies, etc, in a rousing marble match._______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
I should also have mentioned that I AM management and Feto was always jealous.
It is because guys like to follow the advice of the rock band Molly Hatchet and "flirt with disaster.
I never knew this was a problem for people until I saw this site. I've only ever gotten brown on my boxers twice, and that's when i thought i had to fart (i didn't) i don't go around looking at guys underwear, but of the 3 or 4 different girls panties I've seen, i don't recall a skid. I must conclude that they are an issue of 1) cleanliness, 2) not finishing your bm completely, and 3) a weak hole. Obviously I'm not an expert, as when i came upon this site i was thinking of the skids my roommate always leaves in the toilet bowl (i was afraid it meant he was gonna die)
You have forever changed my perspective on life, now that i know about skids, i can never look at a girls ass the same way again. Obviously I'm not going to thank you, but it has been interesting.
Btw, they make "wet wipes"? is wiping your but really that hard? just go at it till the paper comes out fit to eat off.
Sorry, man, but unless your ass is sterilized in an autoclave, I ain't eating off it.
I get skidmarks and I only started getting them when I got older. I am really puzzled why this happenned. I smoke so maybe that is why. I started smoking around the time when I got ass trails and it sucks. What would a girl think if I was going to knob her. eww.
Women get skid marks too_______Russell the shitting queen
Here is the real deal with skids: I wipe meticulously and shower afterward, but still get them. It happens on days that I have extra gas or very humid warm farts and then sit at a desk or in a car. Us guys tend to fart harder, so no matter how good you clean yourseld, the skids keep coming. One solution is to put some TP between the cheeks.
Who are we kidding, everyone would have skidmarks if we: 1) Don't wash our ass after a dump. Wiping is not and has never been sufficient and is scientifically proven. In some countries, they don't provide toilet rolls in cubicles but bidets instead which would actually solve this problem 2) Sweat around our unwashed ass (usually happens in tropical climates) 3) Fart unmitigatedly (related to flatulence) 4) Wear thongs under the above conditions
I believe I couldn't be more spot on with the above statement
betterthanezran.....If we all wear thongs that wouldn't eliminate skid-marks, it would just make them narrower!
Skid marks happen b/c guys live on the edge of the fault line.
Heh. A lot of heated discussion about something rather silly.
Essentially its gotta very from person to person. I'm pretty thorough wiping every time but its a problem that occurs from time to time. Man or woman, I gotta believe its down to physiology. Hairy ass, dryness or irritation of the sphincter (making it hard to wipe), diet, routine / habit. Regardless of your toiletry habits, it will affect some people as they are unable to get as clean as others.
Simply think about those times you have a real easy motion, one that comes out smoothly. Didn't take much wiping did it? Conversely, there are other times when an uncomfortable bowel movement will make this problem four times worse. My opinion; know your body / be aware of what foods affect you adversely, wash your clothes often and most importantly get over your hang ups. We're all animals at the end of the day and whilst we'd like to deny it a lot of the time, we're all horny, hungry crap-factories, so its probably not worth losing sleep over things like this that you can't change.
Everybody gets skids in their underwear-its normal.
Hell AC, I get 'em half way up my t-shirt.
My Daddy used to say "shitty on the shirt tail,ten cents!" probably quoting something he'd heard at a dry cleaning establishment when he was a youngster. This saying also morphed into another as "a shirt tail relative" meaning you are half-assed related.
I love getting tighty whities full of skidmarks, especially in warmer weather. I wear Hanes, Fruit Looms, etc. I usually only wipe once and let the undies take the rest. I'd love to see some sites where guys take photos of their skids, like some of the guys on this site who say they like getting skids. All my underwear has brown stains that don't come out anymore.
Dear AC.....Are you sometimes thrown out of restaurants because of your stench?
First, i want to clear things up. Not everyone gets skid marks. i have not EVER had a skid mark. NEVER EVER. Boys dont wipe enough, that's why they get skidmarks._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Boys don't shower enough, that's why they get skidmarks. I'm a lady. No skidmarks here. Nope, never had one. Not I, said she. Hell to the no skidmarks in my fancypants. Never happened.
Ok, I think you skidless ladies need to send a pair of your panties to our....uh lab here at PR. Professor Thunderbutt and I will conduct a thorough examination and render our opinion.
Noooo Problem PD. What's the address? Will i get them back because they arent cheap, ya know. I dont wear Hanes Her Way._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Just mail those drawers to the Doggin/Thunderbutt Institute of Skidology at, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave...Washington, DC. 20500 They will be returned by rough looking gentlemen wearing sunglasses and driving big black limos.
I don't get skid marks, thank god._______Russell the shitting queen
We will be the judges of that Russell. FEDEX overnight will be ok. Don't send by US Postal Service. I suspect the mailman has been sniffing our parcels.
Skid Marks happen to guy because like the lyrics in the Molly Hatchet song.....it Flirten with Disaster!
I have to agree with Larry the Cable Guy here, God gave men and women different buttholes.
I've never had skid marks, never ever, and I tend to not wear undies, My honey doesnt have skids either and he says its because he wads and the many facets of the wadded tp help him to scrub the shyte away. My ex had skids though, terrible, he didnt shower all that much either, hence the ex...
Welcome Bullshit. Do ya have any funny poop stories? PD, since the lab is in Washington DC, forgetit just forget. Not a secure location. I don't have much trust when it comes to anything in DC. Na!_______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
i get this bad and i clean my ass good so why?
skiddyman,have you tried a bidet?_______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Skid marks are evidence that men like to flirt with disASStor
Hey you guys...another summer coming up, still wearing my old Towncrafts with the permanent skids up the back, and riding proud! Been hanging out with another guy and my skids are nothin compared to his thick shit paint job on his skivvies....he wears Hanes and they are unreal! We talked about it one night and he said that like me wiping his shitter makes it sore while riding after. So he doesn't bother and that explains his brownie tighties.
Ranch Dude.....Did you mean to say Raunch Dude and just misspelled it? What kind of relationship do you have with this other guy that you compare shit stains in your underwear?
You have an unusual asshole if it is more comfortable when it is filthy. I have many friends who ride often in the work they perform and they all say riding with a clean asshole is the only way to go. Shit is a caustic substance and if left to accumulate around your tailpipe usually causes something akin to diaper rash. I don't envy anyone who rides behind you in a parade.
I don't have a problem with skidmarks, but I learned at any early age how to wipe.
And PD, of course we sniff all the parcels. We get the best training of any government agency.
Does Shout take skidmarks? I'm trying it right now. I got a faint skidmark in my Tommy Hilfiger's. It happened in my sleep after it hurt to wipe when I had that open hemroid and I was too sleepy to deal with it to the end. I have to get up out of a slumber to poop all the time. Sometimes, my body is just too tired for me to be thorough. My mama doesn't want to know._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
SP, next time you get up in the middle of the night, look for the infomercial for "Shite-Out" It's sort of a white-out for skids and is one of the many fine products that was developed here at DTU.
If it was developed by DTU you can depend on its shittyness.
Amen, brother.
DTU - if it's shit, it's what we doo.
I've seen more anonymous posters on this topic than on any other I've read. Says a lot about how many people have Googled this issue.
This is why I refuse to touch or look at any boyfriends' dirty laundry. There are some things that, once seen, can never be unseen.
_______"There was nothing really as glorious as a good beer shit—I mean after drinking twenty or twenty-five beers the night before. It made you realize that you were really alive.”--Ham on Rye
Chief, I like this new guy Postman. What do you say we promote him to our bulk/international parcel receiving department? I think he's up to the job. We are expecting that large post-monsoon shipment from Bangladesh.
Excellent idea Doggin, he seems to have a good nose for business.
DTI From the desk of Thunderbutt
My skid was ever so dainty for a skid and shout didnt get it all out. It didnt get all the zinc oxide out either, so i put the crotch out in the sun. Iam going to kill that skid one way or the other. If not this wash, then next wash._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
SP, a well placed round from a 12 gauge while they are hanging on the line should get rid of that skid.
THanks< PD. Will you do it? I aim with my right and look with my left eye._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
sounds like me, SP...Ready! Fire! Aim!
_______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
You missed, Bigleypoo! I am telling my brother!! PD, Bilgey aimed at my crotch and he missed. Daphne< Bilgepump just killed one of the doves that reside in my little courtyard._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Oh Chief, fresh squab is on the menu at SP's.
What is squab, PD?_______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
It's baby pigeon, SP. At least that's what it is over here. Yum...I think.
Thanks ES. I had no idea. I learn something new everyday._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Squab is one of my favorites, it is only out weighed by the fishy denizens of the deep, and possum.
Possum? for real?_______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Hey guys can we get back on the subject of Ms. Pretty's skidsy panty crotch getting blown out by a shotgun?
Raunch enjoys his rash. That is what I think he is saying,Chief._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Some folks are configured differently, and they'll have skids even if they use 6 rolls of paper. What works for you does not work for everyone. For some of us it takes a lot of effort to clean it all out, but most people don't have 3 hours to take a dump and clean out every day. I've considered surgery to fix this problem, but I can't afford it. For those of you like me, I use an oval or square cotton pad or even folded tissue between the cheeks. It's discrete and will save you from the skid stains. I find the tissue sheds too much for my taste. Also, if you sweat too much, the cotton pads breathe easy and helps a bit.
I'm sending my first skidded draws to Doggin/Thunderbutt Skidology Institute. The real reason I skidded my draws was so I would have a speci for the instutute._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
SP...........We here at DTSI appreciate your confidence in our abilities. We will get our new researcher Postman on your drawers as soon as they arrive.
Yes, he will be all over your underwear faster than you can say nasty pervert. We can't guarantee they will be returned in one piece.
Lol,lol,lol, and more lol. I had no idea one little powder puff skid mark could give so many poopreporters are rise. Ha hahahaha (breathe) Ah hahahaha. _______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
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