Ask PoopReport: Smudging Seats
I'm not quite sure how to bring this up, but perhaps you could deal with, for lack of a better word, uh, "smudging."
Have you ever stood up off the pot and seen poop smudged on the back of the toilet seat? And then you realized that you have poop smudged on your cheeks? I have hypothesized -- but never been able to prove -- that this comes from shifting on the seat.
Why do I shift? I have a system to see if I have any doots still hanging around: if you position your body right, you can see your butt's reflection in the toilet bowl water. If it is jagged and uneven, more toilet paper is required; if it is smooth like an apple, a confirmation wipe is all that is required.
I don't smudge often, but when I do it is disgusting and often ends up very high on my butt cheeks.
So, I ask you: am I the only one with this problem?