Will the big oaf who's been stinking up this place please stick to the men's room where this behavior can earn respect rather than scorn.

"Failure to use air freshener is grounds for termination"

If you drop a stinky twist, use the goddamn mist.

This might sound corny but it is not offensive.Let everyone enjoy their day please use provided spray.We can not tolerate the stink we don't want to leave our lunch in the sink.

"The rest of us like to smell this perfumey spray mixed with your shit stink. Please use liberally."

I completley lost it upon reading Count Logula's original and totally fitting submission. That takes the cake. (The urinal cake if you will..) Absolute genius.

How about: "If you clog the toilet at least once a day, please remember to use the spray"

Take a dump and wipe your rump, but don't forget to spray!

"Odor offends, Spray Amends!"

"Though you may think your shit don't stink,
Check out that spray can on the sink,
Of finest roses your poop DON'T smell,
So grab that Febreeze and spray it well!"

Get rid of the spray and get used to the smell crybaby.

"Odor offends, spray amends" -- that may be it. Clean, cute, short, non-offensive... I think we have a winner! Someone needs to embrioder that for Dave to hang in his bathroom. Who can needlepoint?

Is it a one toilet room? If it has stalls, you could put some spray in each one.

Make everyone chip in for one of those automated spray systems.

And, Tydirium, I do all sorts of needlework that doesn't include mainlining heroine.

It's possible that this stealth poopie chick likes to stink it up and leave the smell for others to deal with. It could be a form of warfare.

If you drop a stink grenade, don't forget to spray the Glade.

I love "odor offends, spray amends." Classic...though I think Dave probably likes the stench. He does, after all, have a website dedicated to caca. Might not hurt to make one of those little needlepoint plaques for his wife, though.

If she would only Take A Whiff, her poop wouldn't have to stink to begin with! www.takeawhiff.com

Steve

How about this?
"If you must foul the air with your stink, please use the cover spray on the sink"

Juli-- you clearly don't know the first thing about Dave. You idiot.

"If you pass a log, don't forget to spray the fog."