You smell what I smell? I Smell onions, somebody needs to wash their ass because I smell some onions PHEW!!!!

I am unemployed, so I sit at home reading things like this. I have two things to say. First of all, I have not had to do laundry in week because I have not changed my clothes (inculding underwear) in about 9 days. Secondly, I have not showered in a little more than a week. I have taken about 10 and a half shits in this time frame. Well, (after removing my dick from the side of my leg) just for kicks I stuck half of my finger into the chocolate star out of curiosity. Needless to say, it smelled like spoiled egg nog that sat out in the sun too long. About ten seconds later, I heard a knock at the door, it was my girlfriend. Three minutes into the visit, I got hooked up orally with no complaints what so ever. I have not showered since!

i have hemroids so I cant complete my bowel movement sometimes -- so it doesnt matter how well I wipe or how far I stick my moist wiggling fingers up my smelly anus -- they cant reach the the stinky shit wedged between my hemroids. That shit's stuck 6 inches from the anus exit but its stench wafts down and out the anus exit. Its so strong it never stops; it permeates all fabrics permanently. So i carry a spray bottle of rubbing alchohol and spray everthing my ass sits on. I also spray my pants and my shirt and my whole body. I'll stop at nothing to get rid of the filthy shitty stench. Im going take an egg beater and ream the hemroids out of my ass.

hi. my cunt used to stink all the time. i washed it everyday with soap. then i started to shave it bald and keep it bald now it never stinks. i suggest you shave your ass, the hair traps in the stink
my ass stinks after i shit, i try to schedule my shits for around 10 at night so i can shower soon afterwards.

Is it normal for females to have hair up their butt cracks?

So this one time I was in an elevator & the ppl started gagging, one person commented "WTF is that smell, did someone shit themselves then puke all over it, christ what a smelly cunt", suffice to say I was really embarrassed & got out at the next floor, a few other ppl looked disgusted as I dragged my stinky shit ass home.

This is a common occurance it seems, ppl think I smell like a one man scat party I guess, I love my odour though :)

Dr. Assman remarked that the most offensive odor was a cumin-y smell. That's how I reach your website. I'm trying to figure out what that cumin-y smell is and what can I do about it. The smell is all over my body. It's especially strong when I sweat. It's like a spice from India type of smell.I'm desperate for help. My doctor has no idea how to help me. Thanks!

LOL! It can't be that bad, right people? I mean, after a dump, wipe around, as well as in, the hole. Clean that poop chute out! When you shower, let the water stream runover that area a few times at close range. If you sweat a lot, make frequent trips to the bathroom and wipe the area, once again cleaning inside the ring. As long as you don't let the butt secretions pile up, it shouldn't be too bad. I mean, I'm not sure how butt-fucking may affect ass drip vulnerability though.......

This is absofuckinglutely hilarious. I recommend: figure out what makes you fart/shit and eat less of it. Wipe better - use wet wipes, which get a lot of stuff dry wiping can't. Do laundry more frequently - as soon as an article of clothing smells even a little, put it in the washer. Change clothes as soon as you get home and at lunch if you have to. Shaving some of the hair works, as smell collects there especially when shit dries on the hair. A close trim is best - bald not so much. In the shower, wash with a washcloth - soap it up really well and wipe with it a few times. If shit is everywhere on the washcloth, guess what... that's what was smelling so bad. If you smell stuff when sitting down... it may be the chair. Get down right on the chair and smell it. Does is stink? well wash the chair fabric with soap and water, and get another chair to use for a few weeks while the smell completely vanishes from the first one. If needed, wear 2 pairs of shorts - a set of briefs, and a set of boxers over those. Cotton is much, much better than polyester - which will hold stench in like a vice. For an automobile, use carpet powder and spread it all over the seats and let it sit for hours, if you have to. Vacuum it up.

Butt stink, and how to get rid of it. Shaving butt hair does not cause your butt crack to stink. It HELPS IT TO NOT STINK. WHEN ON THE GO, DUDES, MEN, GUYS, USE BABY WIPES.Wipe the entire butt crack area, and the front too, for good measure. Use them every time you go #2, and for heavens sake, LIFT when you wipe, LIFT your jewels. When you are at home, WASH YOUR ASS AFTER YOU POOP. AFTER YOU WORK OUT, TAKE A SHOWER, AFTER A SWEATY DAY OF WORK, TAKE A SHOWER. If you wake up in the morning and want some from your girlfriend / wife, go to the bathroom, WASH YOUR ASS, AND YOUR PACKAGE, PUT ON SOME CLEAN BOXERS (sexy fitted boxers look great), and walah, instant sexomania. TRIM VERY CLOSELY, OR TOTALLY SHAVE YOUR PUBIC HAIR, IT IS GROSS TO SEE WIRY HAIR, AND EVEN MORE GROSS TO GET IT STUCK IN YOUR TEETH. PLUS it makes your dinger look bigger, it really does. Most women these days think pubic hair is gross, long wiry kind, very closely trimmed or totally shaven is much better. And if you are fat, or even 10 pounds over your ideal weight, it will make your ass stink, the extra fat is pushing your ass cheeks together, so you sweat more, more bacteria, more stink. REMEDY: PUT DOWN THE DING DONGS (NO PUN INTENDED) GO TO THE GYM AND WORK OUT. FOR GOD'S SAKE, GUYS, BUY NEW SHOES EVERY SIX MONTHS, FEET STINK IS WORSE THAN ASS STINK. Wear cotton underwear, boxers, etc, don't wear your jeans to tight, and SHOWER

My personal opinion, every ass stinks. Everyones ass is there for the same reason. None and I repeat NONE of them smell good!!!!!

I agree with anonymous coward. Butts smell and they're supposed to. I mean we use them to take a shit not to mention that area is sweaty all the time. You people don't want to admit that you have smelly bums. Heck even after taking a shower you'd still notice that your ass smells. The good news is you're not alone and every person on the planet is on the same boat.

my ass used to smell too. i dont remember when i started using deodorant on it, a couple of years ago i guess. not only does it keep the smell away completely, but i put a little all over my ass and it keeps it from sweating as much. i use ARRID XX brand deodorant/antiperspirant.

hope this helps someone..

Alright so I am from the Middle East and the culture is set up that every bathroom has a water hose that is used to wash your ass. I have found that no one from the Middle East has the ass smelling problem. This eliminated the idea of whipping the ass therefore smearing the poop all over your ass. The bathrooms have foam soap and sensor water fountains, which eliminated the bacteria problem that everyone is probably scared of when confronted with this idea. I think the US should pick this idea up and with the brilliant minds here make it even safer.

When I was a senior in high school, I noticed blood in my poop. I was very nervous about this and told my father. He said it was nothing. I replied with "Nothing to you - you have Crohn's Disease." He agrees. The doctors thought it was polyps, at first. It wasn't. It turned out to be ulcerative protitis. It's very painful. There's blood on the poop and in the poop. It can be messy and painful to go. What's even worse is if you're a girl and then the period comes... extra painful. So bad I could cry.
It's been about 3 years since I was in 12th. I haven't had blood in months - then I noticed some a couple of days ago. That's got to be from a new ulcer. Last time I went to the doctors - they gave me suppositories which didn't do any good. My dad and I felt like we wasted our money and time. So, I haven't been to the doctor for the UP in about 3 years. What I do to help me body heal is go on a liquid diet - water and French Vanilla Slimfast in a can - almost a fast. If I'm not eating a lot, there's not a lot digesting - and not a lot irritating the ulcer. I don't go outside or do anything very physical when I do this. I just watch TV or play PS2 or something. This seems to work for me.

But what troubles me is this next bit, which I'm wondering if it's related to the UP or soemthing else?

I have little white-colored balls for poop - not that much - but it can be painful. You see - I eat a LOT of pasta, potatoes, and cheese. I drink Coca-Cola almost like I need it to live. Is it likely that all the cheesy foods I'm eating is causing some sort of calcium buildup inside my body??? Is that a bad thing? Should I be worried? Or is it that maybe the Coca-Cola is the culprit? Is this from the ulcer problem? I heard all three, but I'd like to be certain.

I think I'll add this, too... God made me without a sense of smell... which I heard from friends and family is a blessing... apparently, when I go to the bathroom... it's bad enough to kill a corpse. I even had something like this when I was in elementary school. When I would go #2, I would have this orange greasy filmy substance - some mixed in, some floating... either way, my parents said it was rank. I had grown men who were somewhat jealous of my flatulence - they said if they could fart like that, they'd be proud. I have no sense of smell - so I can't say for myself how bad it was. The doctors then didn't know what that orange stuff was about. Somebody once told me that I wasn't digesting animal fat?? Then again - she was no expert. Maybe all this is related somehow??

I have to admit. I have great hygiene and my booty hole smells great. Wash with warm water and soap and you wont stink

i have a problem as well. my ass usually starts smelling when i sit at one place for a certain period of time, i become sweaty and smelly. i have tried all sorts of things but they havent worked. this odor causes me loads of problems. can any1 help me...plzz?

when I go poop it smells like onions and boiled eggs that have been left in the sun for days. It makes me feel so bad because when i live in a college dorm and all the girls i live are like "what the f... man." you smell like doodo. and I don't like smelling liike doodo. my roommate says i stink and she'll spray me constantly with air freshener. i've tried everything. my boyfriend won't even do me in the chute anymore because it gets really poopy and messy. and that is how i get the most pleasure...in the rectum. but damn, old men wish they could take dumps as bad as me.

ok today was the 1st day i shaved my @$$. now i read only page 3 of this but i was wondering is it bad that i shaved my @$$? i mean can some of the loose hairs go up my @$$ and cause internal bleeding? and will it be worse when i run and stuff cuz there is no hair to catch the sweat?

please help me out

Im a muslim and as every muslim should do after he uses the bathroom we wash with water & im almost certian that there is a whole book in the bible on clealiness so mabe its that your not following your religion verry well

And I'm almost certainly convinced that you are neither a Muslim, nor familiar with the bible, (or the English language or punctuation, for that matter), so get back to your crayons and tell mommy you were bad, playing on her computer with her knowledge.

Ihave never read anything so hilarious in all my fuckin 40 years of life. I wish all i HAD WAS AN ASS ISSUE. My girlfriend is in denial of having severe pubic acne. She's douching with pro-active solution. Talk about denial ?

i think the stinky ass problem is mostly based on physical compatibility.. or genetic or whatever..
if u think someone smells all the time, then that someone is probably not very much physicaly compatible with you.. but i honestly imagined that if one person stinks, then the other person should also think that that one person stinks.. did i say that right?
it's all in the genes, in the character, in the lifestyle.. so if u eat shit (e.g. fast food) i'm guessing u'll smell like it.. DOWN WITH THE CORPORATE MOTHERF*CKERS!

im a girl and i just wanted to know how can i make sure my ass is clean before i have sex. my boyfriend wants to have anal sex but im just nervous about it. what's the secret people?

The best way to insure the freshness of your pooper is to gently clean the oriface with a very very softbristled toothbrush. My dentist gives me a new brush twice a year and I demote the old one to asshole duty. Be very gentle and use a mild liquid soap. You can clean inside slightly (don't jam the brush in the whole lenth of the handle). Do this after each poop and you can kiss both skid marks and butt
stench goodbye.

I guess I'm becoming jaded. "Brush your asshole," you say? Hmmn. Whatever.

I am more bothered by the fact that you only change your MOUTH toothbrush twice a year.

Back in junior high school we had a guy that was the king of farts, the best I ever witnessed was when we were all sitting around on the gym floor listening to another motivational bullshit speech from the coach when this guy presses his ass on the floor and rips one off that was at least five or six seconds long.We were all rolling around on the floor laughing our asses off.Needless to say this guy became a legend, he was the only guy that I ever knew that could suck air into his ass cavity, just like a person does when they make themselves burp and fart on que.The funny thing was , these farts still smelled like a regular fart.He was so talented that in the shower he could actually suck water into his ass and shoot it out, I saw him do that! Well the point is ...if we all could do that it sure would clean out the old shit factory.

Yeah I only use 2 flushes and a full roll of toilet paper. Sometimes I get that dirty dry arse smell you know what I mean.

umm does any of this work i mean seriously and im not too curious about that part but more along the linesz of a p3ni$ smelling like pee wen u just go...itsz a very annoying smeel =/

sexiimix, p3ni$ smelling like pee? You're not supposed to pee on one of those. Everyone knows that isn't funny.

I think I have a bowel problem. I shit almost 20 times a day but yet I don't eat much. I have hemroids due to shitting so much. I like to eat things that are spicy and hot, so hence my shits burn. Which makes my ass sore every single day. So I started videotaping my hemroids to look at them daily. I noticed my ass was so hairy. I thought for a second that maybe it hurts so much cause the pubic hair is piercing my hemroids. So I decided to shave my ass. And now I regret it. Not only does my ass burn but now it itches too !

I am dying...laughing.
wow... the sober and drunken replies are quite simply captivating. I couldnt stop reading.

dont listen to these people that say scrub your ass with a toothbrush. and why would you get religion into this. lol your ass has nothing to do with religion. what worked for me was if you shoved a lemon up your ass. NO JUST KIDDING, you had to use it on your douche. are you people serious?

btw, my butt crack use to be bright red, i think it was an infection. i use anti fungal cream which seems to minimize the odor. but i dont have much gas, just like a normal person i guess, and i dont think i have problems with constipation. i have good hygiene but i smell like shit. AW MAN.

spit on the toilet paper and rub it around. its a natural degreaser. have a nice day and cut the crap people!

[Muslim (not verified)-06.04.2007] is correct. The arabic is transliterated "Istinjaa". It means removing filth from the body. It is the common muslim practice to use water to wash the anus and surrounding area after defecation and penis/vulva after urination. Women are encourage to use the process during menstruation as well. As a matter of fact I was introduce to the practice by a Pakistani Brother who told me that once I did it for a week I would never feel clean again without doing it. I keep a empty plastic water bottle at work and the same at home. I put a few drops of soap in the bottle then warm water. I do a primary wipe with dry toilet paper, then with wet toilet paper, then use the remaining water to completely wash my anal area. I then gently pat dry with dry toilet paper. Afterwards the follow-on practice is called "Wudoo". Muslims wash both their hands, rinse out their mouths, rinse out ther nostrils, wash their face and arms, wipe over their heads and behind the ears and finally either wash their feet or wipe over the feet or socks. This cleansing ritually prepares them for the next of their five daily prayers.

well i used to have a real stinky asshole and then one day quite a few years ago i started putting deoderant on it when i got out of the shower and now it smells like freakin roses. try it youll like it and if you use an antipersperant it wont sweat either.

I'm suffering the same problem sometimes. I thinks so. I hope I'm just paranoid. Can be few years without, then my inner demons take over again.

Don't know what is it about. I'm considering to go to doctor. I've done practically everything else. I wash my crack and hole intensely with lots of soap. I do the same thing to the rest of my body. I floss and use mouthwash.

Btw, mates. One useful advice. Don't fart with your pants on. That has helped me a lot. I have a theory that the gas may have so strong smell that it stays in your clothes. Just dry your clothes in a cowbarn and then smell them. See? Bad air really sticks in fabric.

And don't use underpants that sink into your crack. Shave your butthear. Sit with your cheeks together. Train your butt muscles. Wipe with wet paper, if no baby wipes avaible.

Then, go to therapy. I do. Any freaky body odours and any other unpleasant body functions may be psychosomatic. Some part of you may be trying to tell you something through your body. Listen to it and, when needed, hire a therapist to interpret the message.

I'll figure out what is it, why is it and what to do to it, or is it at all? Am I just imagining all this shit?

try a bath and not a shower just don't wash your face

Got tired today of my rank-ass stench, which seems to be continually present, despite being a normally clean and normal human being. I noticed that my ass still reeked even after taking a shower and scrubbing it thoroughly. (The rankness must have been absorbed into the skin itself.) So after taking a shower, I slathered it all up with isopropyl alcohol. I've used alcohol before as a disinfectant,...and it works GREAT on stinky feet. But the rip-roaring 5-alarm fire was a whole new experience that I did not expect. Good thing the euphoria only lasts about 30 seconds or so. I'll begin doing this on a regular basis (1-2 times a week), and we'll see what happens. It must work if it hurts that bad.

my ass stinks every day at school. im a freshman in highschool, even though i have really good hygiene i still smell not like shit. its like a really bad spicy smell i start to get during 1st period when i sit down for about 15. i take showers every day i wipe my ass and i clean my body atleast 200 scrubs every time i put on deoderant and body spray. this stench is really strong. one time it was so strong the whole class smelled. they were all gagging. the teacher smelled it and sent me to nurse. help pls!

Maybe you have to eat less food and more asparagas or enchilatas.

im so ashamed like poular in jersey. i'm also in high school. one day i had to take a dodoo and when i did it was atleast longer than 15in. i was farting so badly during. i wiped, good, washed my hands, and walk out the door. moments later i heard gagging. i look back there was 2 kids puking and every one else gagging and coughing. then everyone in the hallway started yelling out oh god something stinks so badly. some one help me too

The only thing I do is shave my hair once a month. I used baby wipes, anti bacterial. Plus I use body powder. either show-to shower or what ever other talc you can find. I put a shit load(no pun intended) on and pat my ass with the powder. Other times I have used sanitizer but that craps stings like hell!

I am amazed at the level of ignorance in this world. People use a term, such as "hot shit," profusely, and never given a thought as to where the term came from. I am even more ashamed of the field of proctology, who should at least recognize its own disease / problem.

The concept of "hot shit" actually refers to the condition of human feces being so full of acidity that, if allowed to make contact with non-anal area human flesh, can literally burn a hole into it!

The "hot shit" condition actually means what it says, and it is (and I'm sure Preparation H folks wouldn't want everyone knowing this) what is involved in the "hot" felt anal burning condition that people mistake for hemorrhoids and the like conditions.

It comes about because the digestive and intestinal tract begins to produce large quantities of acid - to break down food substances, produces much more than is needed, which winds up as excrement, and starts burning, and I mean literal burning, in the anal area, causing much pain.

While many proctologists think themselves to be "hot shits" in the rhetorical sense, they have done little, over the years, to combat the problem, and definitely have done little to relieve hemorrhoid medicine producers' pocketbooks by telling the public what is actually going on "behind the scenes."

In searching the Internet, I could hardly believe that not one person seemed to have a clue as to where the term actually came from in the first place, let alone any information on how to help people get relief from it.

This is just a tip for some of you out there. While the term "hot shit" may be funny as a joking around kind of thing, it is anything but funny to millions of sufferers who routinely have it, don't realize it, and don't know what to do about it. by Doctor Doctor.

I think I am a little weird, At least my fiance says I am. I mean I absolutley love taking a shit. I mean when I feel a poop coming on I actually hold it in and push at the same time and it is the most relaxing feeling ever. I will do this for hours and sometimes a day or 2. I actually shit when my girlfriend is really getting disguisted or when I have shit my pants(which happens often). Am I weird? Hell I dont care, I love it!!!

my ass but don't smell no more. i use brillo pads. after i wash my dishes. i clean my butt
and i'm good to go. don't forget wash dishes first.

How does one shave one's pubes and happy trail properly to keep the man happy?

Ok, I've has the same sweaty ass problem...I use Degree Clinical deodorant..which blocks your sweat pores..it works!! Ocationally I stll might sweat...but it improved it a lot...

Actually a very good solution is to put a dab of gasoline, gun powder or lighter fluid on the anus. Light a match and odor gone. It will smell of burnt flesh but you like steak don't you? Why do think they call it rump roast?

Well you've really lite him up!

Hi everybody!I'm so depressed,because i also have this problem for the past 1 and a half year!i shower twice a day but i still smell horible, i smell like i just made a fart! i can not take it enymore.a girl in my class constantly tells me i stink in front of the whole class,then i just want to cry. i tried to powder my ass, but that doesn't work so good for me. i have lots and lots of perfume and when i perfume myself the stinky smell seems to go away... for a while!!please if enyone have a solution or cure for this please post it on this website!!It's horrible to smell this way and other people can not understand our situation...i mean i'm a realy clean girl!!please HELP ME!!

Ok, the absolute worse is getting out of the shower, thinking you got this butt smell licked.You place hand in crack of ass and the moment of truth. Hand to nose, WTF??!! Shit smell id on the tip of nose now. Gotta wash ass hands and face all over. I got some great tips in here thanks

After you wipe your ass with toilet paper, make sure you WASH it with water too. Otherwise nasty odors will remain. At home when you poop and finish wiping, go to the tub and shower your ass. I always do that and my ass never stinks. The problem is that TP is unable to remove 100% fecal stains and the leftover when dries up, releases nasty odors. This is the problem you have. But when you wash it with water after TP, the leftover that could not be removed by TP is washed away.

Hi y'all, my name is George and I am a victim of stank ass...

Hmmm, I have that problem to i was wondering if someone could help me im 15 years old wiegh about 200 and i have this musk ass smell every day in school and i can see that people have trouble with me when i sit there because its a very strong smell its not like a shit smell well sometimes it is i take showers every morning and i do take alot of shits but i wipe really good and i try to clean my ass with water bending over in the shower that gets rid of the shit smell but while im sitting down and its even a little hot ill have this wiered smell coming from my ass not a shit smell just like sweat thats always there

I find a good ass-wipe is mouthwash.Seriously guys, women will be drawn to your sweet smelling anus.

i am female and the only time my ass ever stinks is after my boyf has been inside it.

200 pound person, if you are overweight, you're going to stink, if you weigh 200 and you're short, then that is your problem. Fat people stink, I know this, I am fat too.

Lose weight!!!

All this is just too funny I dont mean to laugh at you all but the way you describe it is funny.

EVERYONES BOTTOM SMELLS BAD. mine smells, YOURS smells, dont deny it everyone!
.. come on ..
lets sing the poop song..

I am in the same club. After about one day without a shower, my ass smells like cheese. I havent had a shower for three days now and I am sitting here and my ass is reeking. If I stand up I catch wind of it... so it must be pretty bad if I can smell my own stench. It smells like a sharp feta or provolone cheese. It has that same sort of punge. With a little bit of dog thrown in. I went to the grocery store yesterday so I was about two days into it and I believe I may have offended someone because while I was in line at the check out, I noticed that the person behind me was keeping some serious distance.

I hear females have like a ten times better sense of smell than we guys do. No wonder I cant get any action lately.

But the really weird thing is that I think I kind of enjoy the smell in a way.

I have to agree about the overweight thing somewhat, since I am fat myself. But even when I was thin, my ass could build up some serious cheese stench, but the time required was like an entire week or two without a shower but even then, the degree of punge was way less. In fact, I recall only one time when I could smell myself without actually trying to.

y'all are ridiculous!

why dont people acknowledge that everyones ass stinks ? even the most famous or handsome or sexy or beutiful people have smelly assess . your next date will have a smelly ass. why not worry about this? we ignore this issue. we need to clean more thoroughly

Alright, I had this problem and found the solution. The whole smell thing revolves around anxiety. It started for me when I was really stressed out for college finals and was pulling all nighters to study. The stress kept building and one of the side effects of stress is the sharts. I smelled like ass for a whenever i got nervous about it. Well it got to the point that I constantly stunk. I mean it was really bad. For months I tried everything thinking that it was my ass that was making me stink, but nothing really worked. After the longest year of my life I used hemmhoridal ointment which helped relieve irritation. And the lifesaver, anxiety meds! Even on the meds it has taken a while to get back to normal but I am almost there. Now that I realize how mental my whole situation was. This is all I have, hope it helps. By the way everyones ass smells a little, you poop out of it for heavens sake. Just don't keep a focus on your ass, you miss out on everyting else. Don't scrub to intense either, it will cause irritation.

Use a clear alcohol-free Anti-Perspirant & Deoderant like Mitchum. It will keep your ass crack dry and smelling clean. Use wet wipes after you do #2. This works really well.

Greetings

I have the chronic ass problem. (no pun forced).

I once didn't change for one day and went to work. I sat in a white pastic seat for an hour for a meeting. I heard people ask whatsthat bad smell. After the meeting I got up and literally saw a light brown streak on the seat -- shit from my ass by osmosis.

Mostly I wash well every day. Very well for 1/2 hour, especaily my ass. But I still have had problems. I notice when returning to my office after 1/2 hour I swear still smell the shit particles swirling around my seat from a fart.

I decided to wear a homemade undergarment -- plastic from a trash bag I stick up my asspipe and my but right after I shower. This greatly improves things, althought I still have odor every so often.

I wonder of the odor problem is releated to my dark stools I have. When I was younger that were lighter with less blood. Help me about this, I'm getting worried that maybe I have a big porblem.

I would try either the Charmin wetwipes or have a poop-bag installed....

Poopbag?

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My boyfriend's balls stink of shit. We have tried everything - luckily we found this site, and realised its a common problem. His balls are very hairy so I believe that the shit dries up on the balls and that is where the source of the problem lies. Needless to say, I have not been able to go down on him in weeks, as everytime I try I end up gorging up with sick. His ass hole doesnt smell as bad as the balls, so it is very peculiar. Does anyone else have this problem? Can you help us poopmaster?

Very funny stuff - I suffer from all the above. No amount of wiping gets the crap out if there is still some matter left in the zone above the ring. I remember shitting footballs when I was a kid, now it is just a friggin gooey mess. I've taken to inserting a finger up my ass, so the sphincter has something to push on to get the last remnants, works sometimes. But then the finger is covered with crap and then that stinks like crap an no amount of washing gets that off. Every once in a blue moon, I'll drop a beauty and I give that one a 10 as no wiping required, no remanants, perfect size and form. But that alas is very rare. Mostly it is a 5 at best.

I have the solution for everyone and it helps a GREAT deal. Yo fuckin ass stinks, so get over it :)

Can somebody give me a rag so i can clean the god awful smell of shit out of my ass, maybe some tweezers but that may hurt, maybe I need to have an anal evacuation.

Hi there.Really guys u all just asking questions but gettin no answers or cumin to any conclusions.I have the correct answer here.y wipe ur butt wit jus toilet paper.Dats still leavin da crap behind .The answer lies with water.Water is clean in nature and can easily remove impurity.I am a muslim from South Africa.I dnt ever hav any of these problems.Islam teaches alot about cleanliness.And we are against terrorism.If mayb u cud jus read bout islam and look at it in detail.You will all be contented in ur lives.I use water to wash my genitals and i use water to wash my butt.and rememba water is flowin n its removin da impurities.Trust me i swear to God der is no smell.Jus try it ul feel so much cleaner and healthier and it is important to wash ur hands always whether u r urinating or defecating.Islam is da perfect solution.Dnt judge.If u want to knw da process of dis cleansin email me at hfzsam@gmail.com

Well, of course many of the posters are going to ask for help. They are frustrated and don't have anywhere else to go. However, many people also wrote in to say what worked for them and gave suggestions for cures. Did you bother to actually read the entire thread?

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I don't think reading is really his strong suit, Daphne.

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Yeah, we all stink but lots less when it's a clean break. I'm on the "apple a day keeps the stink away" plan. It helps to keep on a poop schedule too. I used to have to play video games on my phone to relax enough to crap so maybe the anxiety meds idea isn't so crazy. Doing anything to make the idea of stinking fade helps loads. I used the Tucks which is a witch hazle wipe, ahh. Refreshing!. And I stopped drinking the starbucks because my star point was sweating so bad I thought I was getting diaper rash. Oh yeah,thanks for the "toss the tighty whities and get some boxers idea". it's too easy to not take care of yourself and get to the point where your posting about stank mitigation. Thank Poop Master General! This shit's for you!

Hey, everyone deodrant works. sensitive skin type, and wipe on inner butt cheeks. Your butt will not stink and you won't be embarrassed. It is summer and we are all going to sweat, but there is a difference between clean sweat and stinky sweat. clean sweat, just out of shower and you are outside and you sweat, stinky sweat, you get up take a shit don't shower and then go on with your day, day old sweat, night sweat, butt stink and sweat, and new day sweat equals stinky sweat. in your car carry a thing of baby wipes, or flushable wipes, some deodrant, and just in case an extra pair of underwear. Guys don't wear white on a date....non one likes to see skid maks, and if your undies have them, THROW THEM OUT. and yes, shave your privates or closely trim them.

Hey Everyone. I have got this problem now myself.
Drives me nuts. I was watching a natural cure show and heard that it was a bacteria coming from the colon. Yet I forgot the cure. Has anyone got that cure?

You might be referring to a yeast problem. Try active culture yogurt and start using psyllium husk in your diet.

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dude, everyone has a smelly ass.
go to the doctor people.

Noooo, everybody's ass does NOT stink. If it does, you've got some issues. You're either unclean, are ill, or have a terrible diet. It can be fixed!

Hey PopeChronicV, If your stools are black and stinky and you see blood, uh, yeah, you have a big problem and you need to see a doctor pronto. I hope you have by now. Blood in poop is the funkiest stinkiest gagging make you vomit smell that poop can have. You my friend should go to the ER if you can't get in to see a doc immediately. It sounds very serious.

African boy, one doesn't have to be muslim to know how to use water for cleansing. Jesus Christ is the living God. The river of life flows from His throne and anyone who comes to Him will be cleansed of all sin, not just poop.

I wonder if a buttocks stinks if there are three festering eyeballs in the bowels. Stinky ganggreen butt.

I have this problem because of a hemhorroid that developed when I was 8 years old due to constipation (my body does not absorb water properly, no matter how much I drink). Unless it flares up,the "roid" is small enough to hide just inside the hole, but nonetleless always prevents the butthole from closing properly. I don't see any stains on my underwear, but judging from the smell when I 'test' with a cleen sheet of TP, a tiny amount of something (natural ass moisture!) must be leaking out. I have been putting a small piece of napkin between my cheeks to keep the 'NAM' from mingling with sweat and smelling worse or spreading.

But the most important thing regardless of cause of ass odor, I think, is washing your ass every time you shit or fart. That forces shit particles and smelly ass moisture outside tour ring every time. You shit,you smell. You fart,you smell. It's that simple.

Here's a less well known fact. Commercial soap, as well as scrubbing, will break the body's natural acidity barrier that actually prevents odor (go tell that to the companies that make billions by selling it to you). You need to find something else, like baking soda (the gritty texture removes particles better than soap), or something with natural antibacterial properties that will deep-clean but not irritate the sphincter.

By the way, after trying all kinds of fibre, laxatives and medications without success, I solved my constipation 25 years later with one thing ... Magnesium supplements. Apparently they draw water in the intestine, which was the only reason for my consipation.

Also, if you feel a burning after spicy foods, it is always becauase of a roid. If they're small, most people don't even know they have em, but this is the way to tell.

Get more bulkier poos by having a high fiber diet, eat stuff high in fiber, and drink lots of water.

Try to drink 2 glasses of water or juice 20-30 minutes before eating any meal to aid in digestion, and by clearing out the stomach and starting of smaller intestine, the body can properly digest the meal assuring that there isn't excessive bacteria activity, and just generally it comes out cleaner.

Try to hydrate before eating meal so you can avoid drinking too much during and atleast one hour after a meal.

Try letting a pinch of bakingsoda sit in a glass of water for a couple of minutes and drink before bed.

I used to be the shittiest smelling person at the highschool. Now I don't smell so much, and I can get a job.

Dude. Get some nail clippers, latch onto that pesky 'roid, and just rip the little fucker off. Problem solved, and a fortune saved in witch doctor's drugs that are probably doing you more harm than good.

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Congratulations, TT. You just made my asshole pucker!

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

Mate I've heard from gays a tip to be extra clean down there (coz that's all they have). You gotta flush that anus with high pressure water. And out coz take a nice clean dump before.

As for me I shave my anus hairs off completely,clean my ass 5x in the shower like I got OCD. When I get outta the shower I stuff some tissue up my buttcrack why I'm drying meself, that totally dries up both buttcrack and anus. If I am not having sex later, I sprinkle any perspirant powder there.

Tried and works.

I read a lot of people say in this site that everyones ass stinks.
Well i can guarantee you that's not the truth.
I'm not Arab, like some guys here say they are, but my family has this habit that i'll share with you, wich has some simple rules:
1 - Never shit outside home (i have NO problem AT ALL doing this, one time a day is absolutely enough for me)
2 - After pooping always wash your butt with water. I think paper is absolutely GROSS.
Sometimes i have to poop out of home and no mather how hard i clean i always feel dirty and my butt burns! So, if you're going to have a shower after you poop, no problem; if not, wash it in that thing (i don't know it's name in English) that somebody use to wash the feet (it looks like a toilet but it's smaller has no cover and has a tap) with water and soap.
I never had any smell problem, and i can absolutely guarantee you that my butt smells as good as any other parts of my body.

I would also like to say that your diet is very important. I have a typical Mediterranic diet, because i live in Portugal.
Everytime i eat Fast-Food or French Fries, or something that's not that good for health, my poop smells so bad that it even kills the flies xD.
So try to always have a good diet and not eat fried stuff. IMO grilled, boiled, roasted or stewed food is much better tasting and it is very healthy.
A good Mediterranic diet is composed by Tomato, Onion, Garlic, Pimento (AKA Cherry Pepper), grilled fish and meat. Instead of French Fries, eat Boiled Potatoes, or Rice.

My ass smells great. I've often been told that by dates and spouse. And why? Because like the muslims I USE WATER. My toilet is next to my tub. I have a high power hand held shower attachment which i use to rinse off the filth. A lot comes off andyou realize that with paper you are just smearing it around. Outside home I drench toilet paper wiht water but it is not as good. Some pieces of shit go down the drain which seems gross, but if you run the tub for 30 seconds it all gets swept away down the pipes.

I also wash my ball sack and in between my balls and thighs, using hte same system .

TRY WATER.

I haved decent hygene. I wipe my ass with dry paper, then use wet paper, then back to dry. I use baby wipes, antibacterial if i have any. I have used talc afterwards too. Sometime i add soap with my wet toilet paper. My asshole gets irritated after two days of not showering, a way of saying that I need a shower. also, it is good to user bleach of your undies , colored safe bleach on your boxers or not white. kills bacteria along with the detergent. shwoer daily , sticking the soap bar in your a$$hole. Or use a rag with lots of soap, foamy. Other good idea is to shave. the hair is point less, it makes for faster wipes when your butt is bald. Someone mentioned sahmpooing your seats, chairs anything your may put your butt on, that is a good idea, lots of soap and boiling water should do the trick.

This site makes one proud to be part of the human race *rolls eyes*

People I am muslim but not saying that you have to do it cuz muslims do it but for butt sake try using water. I just cnt believe how u ppl cn just use paper eugh! it feels all dirty.

* TRY WASHING UR BUTT AFTER SHIT FOR A CHANGE *
* PPL HERE ARE DESPERATE AND ASKING FOR SOLUTION SO HERE IS 1, TRY TO DO IT AND DEFO IT WILL WORK, MY ASS HAS NEVER SMELLED IN 25 YEARS*
* YOU HAVE GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE TRY DOING IT AND IF YOU DONT GET RESULTS JUST LEAVE IT *
* AFTER SHIT WASH UR BUTT AND DEN USE DRY PAPER AND YOU WILL BE GOOD AS GOLD IF NOT STAY HAPPY WITH THAT STINKY DIRTY BUTT OF YOURS *

This site is so hilarious that it just brightened my day! I must say that my ass is stinking too and that is why I was visiting this site. However, through some of the smarter, more serious responses I have learned maybe how to control the ass stinking problem. Here is what I have came up with: Num 1 I need to lose some weight.. My ass is soo damn big that my butt cheeks dont allow the ass to get air so that it can breath.. Num 2 washing the ass with baking soda once a day should help control sweating and odor, and also maybe using a stick of powder like deodorant in-between the butt cheeks should control sweating.. and finally, Using water on the toilet paper after each dump or using moist wipes will definately control odor and shaving in between the checks to stop hair from trapping the odor should result in a fresh smelling ass.. Also, Everyone, WE ALL HAVE STINKY ASSES! WHAT WE DO ABOUT IT IS KEY.. AND TO THE PERSON WHO WROTE THAT HER BOYFRIEND HAS STINKY BALLS...Well, he is not wiping his ass correctly and the shit is sticking to his balls, tell his stanky ass to SHAVE HIS BALLS COMPLETELY, and to wipe his ass with a wet towellet after each dump and tell him to wipe from front to back!

For me, diarrhoea use to be a real shock and indicate I had a stomach bug. Now days its part of my life because I quite simply drink to much alcohol. It turns my shits really dark and I quite commonly have an explosive session in the toilet. As a result I have to wipe constantly. An average wipping session for me is probably half a roll of toilet paper. And in some older toilets, it clogs it up bad (I live in Australia and we have little water in the toilet which causes it to clog easier). On that note, when I was in the US i found myself constantly dipping my hands into you big bowls of water, I wanted to know if you guys had this problem too but was too ashamed to ask anyone. I use to live in a house with detachable shower rose which was good, cos after a huge shit i'd run to the shower and spray warm water up there. It worked a charm, unfortunatly where i live now i dont have that luxury, so i just use more toilet paper. To get a solid shit these days is a bit of a rarety but whats worse is the fact im a 21 year old living with my folks and my mum is constantly nagging me about the mess i make of the toilet and the amount of toilet paper i use. Its quite pathetic for a grown man to have his mother harassing him about his bowel movements, but its a mothers job i guess.

All in all. My Ex use to think my ass stank but it all depends how much you fart and shit around people. Most the people I meet wouldnt even know i cant even shit properly, so its all about how well you hide it.

Love the deodourant idea, will be sure to try that tomorrow after my shower. And muslim, christian, athiest etc, you should all be spraying a little warm water up there every now and then. :-) have a shitty day ;-)

Wow, AC, maybe you should quit drinking so much.

HEY EVERYBODY, I HAVE GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!

EVERYBODY DOES NOT HAVE A STINKY ASS!!!!! I Have successfully tried the DEODORANT and am happy to report that IT WORKS WONDERS......

Lastnight after a thourough cleaning in the shower, I used DOVE FRESH SCENT deodorant by applying it in-between both butt cheeks.. and smearing it AROUND THE HOLE, NOT IN IT BECAUSE THIS MAY CAUSE SOME PROBLEMS LATER ON... AS DEODORANT HAS ALUMINUM IN IT, speaking of... I am going to the store today to find deodorant that does not have aluminum in it and will use that everyday...

ANYWAY, WHEN I CHECKED FOR ODORS TODAY, OH MY GOD, MY BUTT ACTUALLY HAD ZERO ODOR AND HAD A NICE PLEASANT SCENT TO IT...even tho I had gas this morning and farted throughout the morning..LOL. And,for those of you who have a HAIRY ASS, please just shave that hair from in-between your butt cheeks, because hair holds odors and moisture.. and moisture results in a STINKY ASS! - JUST TRY THE DEODORANT AND SMELL THE DIFFERENCE!

All you need to do is two things. First take a shower and scrub your ass well enough to get all the shit out, but it will still stink. Second take a hefty amount of cornstarch and put it in your ass and along the sides of your crack. Cornstarch deodorizes EVERYTHING!!!!!

Not too much cornstarch or on a hot day youll have crack sweat pudding.
Oh god......

Hey everyone. I use to lead a nice normal life with healthy pooing but now days its just a mess. I havent done a solid shit in months. Why am I faced with this mess every time i sit on the bowl. Have anyone got a similar problem, i would really like to fix this without going to a doctor

all bottoms smell.just wash regular and clean your teeth

mine neber does - i is always clean and nice to smell

lol,

I just laughed my ass off for 15 min straight reading this!

TY All!

In Japan there are really fun toilets that clean one's @rse by shooting water up there. Be sure to wipe first!

For all the retards that are saying "wash ur ass after u have a crap and u will not stink"..... well thx for the info captain obvious. after years of this problem do u not think that we havnt tried that? gezzz.

I shower after every crap and i dont smell until about an hour later when i notice moisture inbetween my ass cheeks. I never have any crap there or "skids" in my pants but always a lil damp.

That is the problem i have and lots of others have that causes the odour and NOT bad ass cleaning after a crap.

I spray my ass with fly spray and then the flies eat the shit dags off

Trimethylaminuria is a fish malador syndrome. It causes you to smell like fish, fecal matter or most times what you eat. It's pointless to go to doctors b/c they'll tell you it's psychological. Your family can't smell it and most of the time you can't but other people can and they make fun of you b/c of it. There's no cure. This happens b/c our bodies can't break down cobine, most people can but for the others like me, it causes a very stink, embarrassing smell. I've had it for 6 years now and went to high school on a off for 3 years b/c of it, I almost dropped out. I never went to my prom or even graduation. I'm holding off going to college b/c of it.

hey I had a really bad problem with my smelly ass and I had always been a smoker. What im saying is that if you've tried everything just try blowing cigarette smoke on that area. I am definitely not saying to start smoking but it is a safe alternative that really covers up the smell.

Stanky poop chute a problem? Call your doctor and get yourself set up for a colonascopy! First, they'll tell you not to eat anything but zoup and fruit juice two days before. Then they give you this really tasty stuff to take with the zoup and juice the day before. This will clean you out fairly well as you spend the bulk of the day on the shitter dumping all the crap you ate the day before you started the zoup and juice routine. This in itself should do a decent job of getting all the old crap outta ya, but in case there's anything left they'll have you lie down on the exam table, then shove a nine-foot tube up your ass. Not the most pleasant thing, but ask 'em if they'll use the French tickler head, just for the hell of it. They'll some water and a bunch of air up your ass. This is key.....the air inflates your bowels, straightening all the little folds that are keeping hold on little bits and pieces of crusty old five and ten year-old turds. I suspect these gnarly, festering old tidbits are what's causing your problem. When they are finished reaming your insides they yank the hose back out and all those newly released shitbits will come out with it. Then they'll have you go into the bathroom where you'll fart out all the gas and water they pumped up there. Once you've finished with this procedure, change your eating habits. Eat nothing but salad, edible flowers and juice from then on and all your poops will come out smelling like roses!

Hello,

Everytime after lunch at school i began to have a sweaty ass, then in later classes im asked if i "farted" but i know i haven't. Please give me some ideas on this.

All those people who write they sweat must be really fat.

hey people... im very upset and embarresed but i to have a prob with butt smell i have been to the doc have had all the studies done ive even had a cam up my ass and theres nuthing wrong...i shower daily and when i shower i scrub my asshole aswell after i take a dump i have a bidet so i clean with toilet paper then with soap again...i really dont know wots rong with me and its already cost me a job and practicly made me afraid of going out in public... please can someone help

I love this site. I didnt realize so many people had the old ass leak, smelly ass problem. I have found a lot of good advice in here. My ass is done after the first shit! I can wash and clean all I want, once I break that seal it is over. Stinky sweaty smelly ass. It drives me crazy. Sometimes I will get a wash cloth and warm water in the middle of the day and just go to town wiping it...I wish there were listerine like patches to place on the rectum and as they melt away they produce a fresh clean smell as well as a tingly good feeling.

Hi All,

I love this site.
This is my new daily lol.

Lawrence, while we welcome you whole-heartedly, we must insist that "lol's" are not allowed. Please stick to the more appropriate "lmao" or "lmfao".

Thank you
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To block bad ass scent at work, I wipe at least 20 times, then stick some toilet paper in my crack to absorb the smell and sweat.

It is amazing that this thread has been going strong for almost six years. It shows the importance relevance of this topic.

Also friggin' hilarious! keep up the good work.

The only question I had before I found this site was "How can I keep my ass from stinking?" No matter what I do it smells. I can wait until right after I take a shit, then push my asshole up against the jet in the jacuzzi to get everything out of there, and an hour after I'm done I'm right back to my sweaty, stinky, shitty, nasty ass reeking self.

No one ever says anything about it when I'm out but I can tell they can smell me. I know I'm at the height of stink when I can feel my ass cheeks sliding around. I wipe my ass every time I use the bathroom to no avail. It's like I have no "sfincta" control or something. Oh yeah: I have good healthy shits alright. It's the dribbling afterward that makes me infamous. Hence the name Chili Dip.

So, after finding this site, I had my hopes up. Maybe I could finally stop the acid waft that tickles the nostrils of those around me. But NO. You are all joking about it. This is no joke. Ass stink has made me a marked man.

MY ASS STINKS.

After reading for a while I found the post where the guy said he used ARRID deodorant to keep his ass from stinking. So I tried it a few minutes ago.

Now I smell like ARRID with PUNGENT ASS aroma. Not only that, but MY ASS IS BURNING LIKE SOMEONE LIT A FIRE UNDER THERE. OH MY GOD! DON'T DO IT!

So, here I am. My ass is on fire. It stinks. And the dribbling never stops. I think the only way to stop the stink is to buy a portable bidet or something. I can't carry around wet wipes because the container is too big. Besides, they don't flush well. Tried it. Have you ever flushed a wet nap that clogged the commode, then called the janitor to help out? In he walks with a plunger, thinking "Ok, fine, another stinkin' job", but when he starts plunging and gagging at the same time, well, you know I feel just terrible about it.

There is no cure for a reeking ass. And whatever you do, don't try that deodorant thing. Jesus, my ass is burning like crazy.

Have a nice day.

I have the same problem as JONNYYY can any1 help me plz ive lived with this bad smelling order for three years and when i go to school I cant concetrate cause oof this crap and especially when the teacher tells us to stand up all the people cover their noses cause of my bad smell i feel like suiciding sometimes PLZZZ HELP

Is there no end to this? Put a plug in it. Why do you think the French invented perfume?

Oh no no no, ze smell eez not from me. It eez ze steenky cheese.

Protein, plain and simple, thats what makes it reek

Wow 5 years and counting for the post, feel such pressure!First off i think we should start like a stinkers union or something.Get our voices heard.Anyhoo I cant stand it,my stool is extremely hard and when i try to wipe only blood comes out,it pisses me off cuz i know theres crap in it but it dont come out, just blood! And it makes my ass stink!!! I try takin stool softner and fiber and such but it dont usually work.Maybe for others it will.Fiber one cereal is supposedly very good.i cant stand goin to school cuz of this.Also i think im starting to get this leakage crap cuz i try to hold in my brownies till i get home and i think my bladder is losin its power!Ewwww!! any way good luck to all u stinkers out there.peace

Oh Yah and i have hemroids,And im to embarrassed to ask my doc about the smell.Help! even my cat hates me!

search http://www.gitract.info/articles/anorectal-problems/index.php
and maybe it will help for some of you

u gotta clean urself with water, or wet toilet paper after every poop! You westerners are so behind the east when it comes to bathroom hygene.

Well, we've found that capitalism works better if it isn't so damn comfortable sitting on your ass.

Dude! u should try putting a tampon pad and spray with her favorite cologne..and stick it 2 ur ass... UR GONNA LIKE DA WAY U SMELL I GUARANTEE IT!

I personally love the way a woman's butthole smells especially if she hasn't showered in a day or two.
I met a girl who would get off work and go straight to the gym, then go grocery shopping, go home and make dinner then come over to my place without showering and 69 me.
Her cute little pucker smelled so great- it really turned me on.

this may be less an issue of odor coming from your digestive system, and instead a case of dead animals residing in your body. Do you play hamster house often?

DUDES, I HAVE A PROBLEM. SOMETIMES WHEN I TAKE A SHIT AND CLEAN MY ASS. AFTER A WHILE WORKING ON THE COMPUTER OR DOING WHATEVER MY ASS STARTS ITCHING WHICH IS A SIGN THAT THERE IS SHIT ON IT. I GO TO THE BATHROOM WIPE IT AGAIN AND YES THERE WAS SHIT ON IT. I CLEAN IT VERY WELL TILL THERES NOT SHIT LEFT. AFTER A WHILE IT STARTS ITCHING AGAIN AND I GO WIPE IT AND OH SURPRISE SHIT AGAIN??? WTF IS GOING ON... SOMETIMES IT HAPPENS LIKE 4 TIMES WTH IS THE PROBLEM PLEASE HELP

go to this addy

cotinence-foundation.org

these will help control your sphincter muscles thus helping solve your problem

Preparation H carries these single packets that are like Wet Ones but even better. They are damned expensive but worth it. I carry them everywhere and amazed other people don't do this. (Then again, who's going to advertise that, right? Would be nice if public bathrooms carried similiar type producs.) They aren't perfect (you're never going to get rid of the smell completely) but help cut down on some odor. I also drink lots of water and avoid coffee...that seems to cut down on some of this.

Demon, thanks. I changed your link to html for easier linking.
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Ur ass crack smells eh? It may be just from sweat..try using baby powder! Keeps it dry..and smelling so nice!

Common guys, the solution is simple. Just use water and soap. TP alone is not enough.This is not rocket science, just do it - doesn't mattter whether you're muslim or not.

If the solution is so simple, then we wouldn't have so many people writing in, year after year, looking for help. I'm sure most of them have tried showering or soap.

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http://www.getridofthings.com/forums/topic/get-rid-of-flatulence-odor FORGET ABOUT ALL THIS BS THEY TELL YOU TO DO THIS IS THE ANSWER I HAVE RESOLVED IT ONCE AND FOR ALL IM SORRY ALL OF YOU GUYS HAD TO SUFFER FROM THIS YOUR NOT ALONE DONT BE SAD AND DEPRESSED YOU WERE BORN TO LIVE, HOPE THIS HELPS:)

http://www.getridofthings.com/forums/topic/get-rid-of-flatulence-odor I hope this helps ALL of youu:)