lmmfao@ the forum. i accidently ran into it while looking up female products. this is great! lol. my advice would be to folw all of the sensible advice you got so far-those that make sense to you btw, write down if they worked or not and their side effects if any, then consult your doctor. be sure to do that. alot of guys dont like to but it could be a serious condition so make sure you take care of yourself. best wishes!

-xaymaicana

every day after lunch I fart all day long, non stop. doesnt matter what i eat. maybe its nerves? i work in an office and there are over 20 us all jammed in to one little space. i know everyone is pissed off from my deadly farts. i even went to the doctor for help and he told me its their problem. im a woman who farts more than any guy i ever met. nothing helps. so i suffer from embarrasment and stench.

Farting machine....I bet you save your office a lot of money by blowing up balloons for their parties.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Crikey Farting Machine, you just blew me out of the third floor window. No wonder I look green all the time. Pee-u mate.

Geico Gecko

I guess it's a good idea to add a hose to farting machine's bottom side and connect it to Ukranian national gas line. In this way there will be less conflicts with neighboring Russia.

This site has kept me in stitches and is a classic. The King of Poop will advise you. No immediate solution folks. Cleanse the body, that is internally, and a good gauge to know that toxins have sufficiently exited the body is that your armpits also smell a whole lot less, and this is without using the cheap stuff that ultimately make it worse.
Change your diet folks, to like a 10 Day Fast with fresh fruit and veg, and rid that stink from your system. Masking it with poisonous aroma like Deo is short term pleasure for long term pain.
Rather stink for a few days and enjoy the greater benefit later.
Also, getting the body into balance is essential, and may take a while, and also having to nourish it adequatly is essential.
The stuff you put into your mouth will eventually stink through your bum mouth. Where else should it stink from? Your breath sometimes, yeah. I warn you, that Death starts in the colon.
The King has spoken.

Words of wisdom:

He who writes on bathroom walls, wraps his shit in little balls.
He who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit!

Hopefully the "So Easy a Caveman Can Do It" Cavemen found the Geiko Gecko, cooked him, and ate him. It's all a brilliant hit carried out by that Master Assassin Kermit the Frog.
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My ass always smells like shit and it pisses me off and i get made fun of! what should i do?????????? Ohh and one time i had shit coming out when it wasnt even soppose to! and i got very worried idk whats wrong with me!!!

I go to University and my asshole regularly stinks, I dont like sitting next to girls in my lectures in case they can smell it. I dont feel I should have to shower everyday to stop this, is there anything that can be done to stop my asshole from smelling like dead fish?