At my home, we call such a person "dead."

Um... "asshole"?

I would agree that this is very unsporting, especially if done at home, but in Works, School and Public Toilets it is often difficult to get a replacement toilet roll and these should be replaced by the cleaners or attendants, but sometimes they are slow to do so.

I did once set up a rather nasty manager at one place I used to work 25 years or so ago. He had reamed me out in avery sarcastic manner in front of other employees over a minor mistake which could have been better handled in private, man to man. I adopted the stance , "don't get mad get even!". My chance came a week later. I knew he was a man of habit and always had his meal in the Staff Canteen then had a bowel movement in the Staff Men's Toilet and always used the same stall. I preceeded him and removed the toilet paper and waited in the adjoining stall with the door of course bolted. In he came and went into that cubicle not observing the lack of toilet paper . Sure enough he did a poo, a soft mushy one by the sound of it which of course added to the effect. Being finished he reached for the toilet paper and I heard him curse when he found none on the roll in the dispenser. He then reached behind him to the little cupboard where a spare roll was usually kept but of course there was none. I then heard him muttering so I quietly left the toilet and had a good laugh when I got outside. I bet his wife had some interesting washing that week! Now some would condemn me no doubt but this didn't do him any real or lasting harm and as he had acted like a shit to me, (and to other workers in the past), he was now in the shit! He never did find out who had left him with mega skids!

We say "roll patrol". Meaning, whoever was on roll patrol and failed to put a new roll out is in deep shit. Usually this is punished by using one of their socks as emergency t.p.

Spare roll of toilet paper? Isn`t that what the shower curtain is for?

Paper Raper
Mutineer
Butt Burgler
Wipe Sniper
Heretic
Deadbeat Doody
Hillary Clinton
Finger Sniffer
Organoleptic
Roll Troll

I like that last post going along the lines of Deadbeat (Dad) -- someone who doens't pay their pile support. Eh, needs work. Kraptomaniac?

Here I sit with the mist and Vapor,Because some Fool froget to fill the Toilet Paper.

That reminds me of my long ago childhood, when we sang:

Stranded
Stranded on a toilet bowl
Stranded
Stranded
Stranded on a toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded
And there ain't nothing on the roll?
To prove you're a man
You must wipe it with your hand
Stranded
Stranded on a toilet bowl!
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It was to the tune of the themesong from "Branded," a TV Western from the 1960s. The Red Hot Chile Peppers revived "Stranded," but the song's actually a 60s classic parody.

Use your undies or the empty toilet paper roll when in this situation. Oh ya, I'd call any person who leaves you in this situation an asswipe.

The sensible idea of course is to take some tissue in your pockets or purse if a woman. In the UK we have small packets of Handy Andys as we call them, paper handkerchiefs which are ideal for this purpose. I always ensure I have some toilet tissue in my pockets in case their is none in the works or public toilets. This precaution has saved me from having skids in my briefs many times.

Call them a "roll hole."

Or just put that on their tombstone.

I didn't know anyone else sang the stranded song. It's refreshing to know my family's not the only crazy ones out there

I don't know what to call them, either, except "lazy".

I keep a roll hidden in the bathroom for just such occasions in my house. I am always prepared. For this occasion, on the go, I have MRE toilet paper sections in my purse.

I hate it when the kids don't replace the toilet paper. The best way to change this is to wake them up in the middle of the night to do it. Or in the middle of their favorite show. Or, when they're on the PS2. I make it such a bitch to have to get up and replace the roll that, hopefully, someday, they'll get the hint.

Sounds like someone needs to invent a device that senses when the roll's getting low. And of course, warns anyone who approaches the porcelain deathtrap!

If none left in my house, Im lazy.
At work, if it's out, everybody is lazy.

Am I the only one who keeps the package of toilet paper in the bathroom? If someone doesn't put another roll on the dispenser, one need only reach a little further and open the cabinet where the package is stored.

osama bin stealin
skidmaker
wipa-thief

O.J. Simpson?

My Suggestions:
The TP Strangler
The TP NoC ....Wasn't Me
The TP Rat
or maybe the Flushing Fool

Having two lazy males in my house(my husband and son)who rely on me for everything,I was sick and tired of getting "caught on the pot".I tried letting them set there for a long time with a dirty ass while refusing to bring them more toilet paper,but that only worked for a little while.The thing that really did the trick was I quit cooking!!! I'm one of those country cooks who really sets a table and puts a big meal out. You know...Pinto beans,cornbread,fried potatoes,ham and Blackberry cobbler or apple pie. Well, I told them if I didn't cook,they couldn't eat and make all that shit,so they wouldn't have to replace the toilet paper.After a few days of eating bologna sandwiches they decided to change their ways.Problem solved.

Since it's just my husband and me, we take turns doing "roll patrol" too. Usually, it's just whoever uses the last of the TP. Fortunately, I keep the extra TP in the bathroom under the sink so it's not really a big deal if one of us forgets to put it on the dispenser.

An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

Go to the auction! My old man purchases our ass wiping paraphenalia in quantity and quality. Nothing beats riding home in a jeep cherokee surrounded by rolls of magnificently soft ass wiping material. There should be a punishment for all roll trolls. That behavior would never exist in my abode.

Daphne,
Always good to keep a supply of emergency ass-wipe on ones person! It's gotten me out of a bind on at least one occasion. I have to object, however to the use of "MRE", as it's a military abbreviation that stands for "Meal Ready to Eat".

Call him (her) the;

Toilet paper bandit.
Roll depleter.
Lazy.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

"Dead" sounds good to me! LOL.

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And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.

Thats why I advocate the use of the "special washcloth" No worries for ol T.C. if HE gets stuck without T.P. Just lather up the cloth and your ass is squeaky clean. Perhaps even cleaner than it would be with T.P. Just remember peeps keep that washcloth OUT of normal reach of others who may think its a good cloth to use.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

Doodie, where do you think she got the paper? Civilians can buy MRE's at surplus stores, and that little packet of Multi-purpose paper can be a life saver!

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....