Watching other people, men or women, poop is just nasty. I do, however, get a kick out of walking through the pastures on my uncle's dairy farm and watching the cows pinch a loaf.

Yes. Although, judging by the amount of email I get about this subject, it's a relatively pervasive weirdness.

I have a question. Is Lipton Ice Tea male or female?

I get no thrill by watching others shit. Actually if I am home and need to shit and someone else is on the can, it pisses me off. So I guess other people shitting irritates me.

Male of female, I'm not quite sure it matters... would heterosexual poo voyeurism be more acceptable to you? I think its kinda spooky either way.

This is actully quite common, it's refered to as a scatological fetish. Sigmund Freud formulated the first psycosexual theorys, indicating growth phases of sexual maturity. The theory retains, that from 1-2 we get our so called "sexual fill" orally, nipples, bottle, pascifiers, ect. 2-5 is the anal phase, 3-9 is all part of the oedipus complex, and 9-14 is the phase in which gender distinctions are learned, and 14+ is the genital phase. Most people reach the genital phase, and are turned on by genital stimulation, but for many people, there is an ever present undercurrent of sexual desire, retained from the past, a phase uncomleted one might say. This usualy merges into our now present genital phase, fusing together to form a fetish, and for some, it requires an act of fetish to reach sexual climax, for others, sex is enough.

by the way, could anyone tell that I am a psycology student? (criminal psychology)

And what does Jung say?

So then what causes someone to get stuck in the anal phase?

usually an experience, a fantasy that never goes away. Perhaps the scource of sexual thrills the girls restroom, forbidden, taboo. I myself enjoy watchin a gal in her private moments, a healthy dose of voyerisim is good for you. but this goes beyond, to where the actual act of defication, public, private, and act of defication is percieved as a turnon. This is a big time fetish, one of the biggest, www.steakandcheese.com for more information. by the way, eeeewwww. PS, I don't know how jung feels, but i'm sure he agrees with freud, as he is from the same discipline as him.

I have to agree with doniker. Other people shitting pisses me off. Mostly because I'm in and out in less than 5 minutes. Yet some others I know spend HOURS in the shitter. We talk about poop all the time. We even used to be in the habit of admiring a nice intestinal sculpture. The Albino Poop was quite disturbing. Anway I digress... People shitting amuses me, yet angers me when the Train is coming and theres no open station.

I am a male who gets very aroused watching guys poop. I love the sound it makes, I love the way they wrinkle up their faces while pooping, and I even enjoy looking into the bowl when they fail to flush!

I like the SOUND of poop coming out of someone's butt. Once, while in a stall of a men's room at a busy airport, I was treated to the sound of men pooping away on both sides of me, and jacked off on the spot! I've heard that there are videos of women pooping, and I'd really like to get ahold of something like that.

POOING IS FUNNY!!!!! I THINK ITS FUNNY AS HELL!!! SHIT, I JUST LOVE 2 POO!!!!

I Love the feeling of taking a shit, Its kind of like an orgasm!!! you hold it for a long time then.....PLOP!!!! Ahhhhh......Feels Good!!!!!!

Krista Parkins- Thunder Bay,ONT

I'm still waiting for my prince to ride up in his white horse to where I'm taking a humongous poop beside the road and fall in love at first sight with me when he sees my heaving anus laboriuosly slithering off that brown monster!

I wanna sweet lover boy who's turned on seeing me doodoo in my pants, or better still poopoo in my dance.

I love to hear, watch ,and smell a woman poop on the toilet. I would love to sniff her butt and her shit that comes out of her. After that, wipe her butt nice and clean. That turns me on. I feel lke I'm in heavan.

Pooing in your pants turns me on until you think about what you have actually done. But it would turn me on to see a girl poop,

i think the sound of some blowing ass into there toilet is nasty.. but i have another question.. i heard from numerous people that masturbating in public restrooms is a number 2 out of 10 that both sexes do in public does anyone think that is ok or right i was j\w??

Dropping off little niblets in front of other people is the shiznit. Every once in a while, after my little sister gets done squeezing out a cleveland steamer all over the toilet seat, I rush to be first to sniff and pleasure myself on the spot with the fical matter caked between my lips and take the little turd giblets and shove them in my tiny litte pee hole. The other day, I was playing nintendo and i heard my little sister frisbee a fudge bunny and i rushed in to allow her to wipe and caress her tiny little stinkhole with my hairy, dirty tongue. Once a ficafeliac, always a ficafeliac. Mazeltov.

It's tough to find specific pics that I would like to see, if it isn't enough that I enjoy seeing women filling their panties with a load of sticky, messy poop; my search for women messing their panties and Lycra shorts and Dress slacks will continue. Anyone with these kind of pics? I generally write Ficticious stories, but even that has worn thin.

I must say, this is absolutely the funniest and most disturbing web page I've ever had the pleasure of stumbleing upon . . .

Has anyone here ever cooked or eaten poop soup? If not, you have no idea what you're missing.

I've always been really into swallowing people's farts. Once a guy who farted in my mouth accidentally let a Brown Boy loose on accident and I've been hooked ever since. But now I'm starting to get self-concious about my breath. What can I do?

you pepoles like shit well thats sick i mean i like pee and stuff and ear crust too but thats sick yall

What is poop?

I think I've finally had it with you people. Now I love poop just as much as the next guy-- hell, more than the next guy-- but there is one thing I love more than poop: honesty. I'm getting the feeling that some of you are making up stories to be funny or get attention. I started this site so that men and women could study and discuss feces in a respectable, legitimate environment. But it seems as if over time my vision has been warped and skewed, and I will not stand by and watch my dreams go down the toliet (I couldn't resist). Therefore it is my duty as a serious poop journalist and true poop lover to deconstruct this website and destroy PoopReport.com once and for all. I will do so one week from today.

Ok, Ok, I'm only kidding guys. The truth is I'm shutting everything down because I got layed off and I'm selling my computer next week. I was ashamed and so I pretended it was an honesty issue. But I don't think I could live with myself if you guys didn't know the truth.

first i love to go poop,i use the www.icu.com web site to go poop,when guys call me i play with me pussy get them all hot then i let go a big tird in there faces,some like it some dont but it doesnt matter to me i like it.i hold my poop 4 several day to build up a good size dump i cumm and poop at the same time it feels so fucking good,i cant wait to poop agian, look 4 me on icu.com i got to go poop!

I fucking love a hot dump in mouth. I tell ya', theres nothin like a wet soft serve squished into your mouth by a hot chic. Are there any REAL chics that are into this fetish and in the southeast, If so e-mailme

shitting in your pants fells so good

I love to poop, like everyone else. I like pooping in porta-potties, even in the woods. It's great!

what is this web site about. and why the heck poop? you all get mad about some weird stuff. someone from this site email me and explain it.

i like when other males take dumps on my chest! Email me if you might be interested! Bye Sweet Thanks

i dont think ur weird, u just have a fetish for the weirdest things

You r sick fucking freaks. You like defeciating on eachother. My god, i fear for the children

What's up yall! Hey, I am an african american male heavily into females farting and pooping. I love smelling and hearing a good female fart and then watching her force out a huge brown log! That is my greatest turn-on! Ladies, you can even poop on me if you want - brown on brown :-) To all you pooping ladies out there, email me if you're interested and let's talk poop! Peace from Austin, TX

Wassup,you guys!Well, i gotta say that i've never experienced real fecal action, but i' actually interested in that. I think seein and smellin a hot chick poop must be a great turn on, and i'd love to wipe her shithole clean after..but, sadly it's kinda hard to find some girl who's into this,huh?

i am a uk girl who is really into watching men shitting, watching their facial expressions whilst straining and watching their arse open up, while squeezing out a huge log, listening to the plopping into the pan..... mmmmm always get turned on by this

Sarah, I'm into the same thing as you, only I like watching girls poop.

Holy crud, I love the thought of watching a guy take a dump! One day I moved from a school that had shameless shitters! NOTHING BUT SHAMELESS! NEVER DID SOMEONE TAKE A DUMP DURING CLASS CHANGE OR ANYTHING!

Well, I moved and man! I went to their toilet to make sure it was "usable." I sat down and wanted to "feel" it and I LOVED it. Well, to add to it, a guy came next to me in the left stall and took a wet shit. I got off to his taking a shit. MAn, I would skip almost everyday just to do this! Especially during lunch! EVERYDAY ALL SIX STALLS FILLED UP! MM!

OMG I need to jack off again! SOMEONE EMAIL ME IF YOU KNOW OF A SITE WITH GUYS JACKING ON THE TOILET!

you people that like watchin others take a shit are sick in the head. fetish. fetish. FETISH!!!!!!!!

Hmmm like the thought of fits guys taking a dump but cudnt live the fantasy thru ; smells to bad!

Shut up Jeff. You asshole! We can't help what turns up on. I would probably think your thoughts are unclean. Probably all you ever think about is sex. sex. sex. SEX! Your the one who is fucked up in the head.

Tabitha Cartwright, Leilani, and ESPECIALLY Cassie, I love your poop posts. I'd definitely take you up on it. I take female poopoo and inject it up my hiny hole to get a hard on. I love your post Cassie. Female poop injections make my dick get hard. Only if your poop comes out hard. Well I just had to say that!

John

For almost five years now, I have been sneaking into the men's restroom at a nearby San Francisco State University, getting on top of the toilet, looking over the stall and watching unsuspecting college guys take huge dumps. I just love watching another guy take a dump, especially when he thinks no one is watching!

It's a HUGE turn on for me to watch women peeing and pooping. I had one girlfriend in the past who used to let me watch her pee. A mutual, platonic female friend suddenly began to leave the door open when she would use my bathroom. This happened soon after my girl found out about my interest. Hmmmmm. I still haven't found a woman who will let me watch her poop, although I'd love the opportunity. I'm a good-looking 27 yr old guy in Austin, TX who would love to watch white/hispanic women 18-55 take a dump! No physical contact necessary, unless you feel so inclined. Ladies-send me an email if interested!

I think it is nasty....to watch people poop...or pee. how can that be a turn on for anyone?

who ever thinks watching people poop or pee is so WEIRD...i mean who wants to watch people poop? not me..or any normal person would want to watch that!!!!!

I think that shiting on people is the best thing i have ever done in my hole life......i mean...who would not want to take a BIG SHIT on someone...and not feel good....i mean..come on..know....so..any of u hott sexy guys out there who want to get there freak on can come given me a call....686-9321 please call me b/c i am dying to taste your shit..and for you to lick me clean....bye....

I think eating shit is very disgusting. Is there anyone here just into like watching the opposite sex poop? If so, email me. I really want to watch a cute girl take a dump. I'm 20 years old, blonde, tall, and very thin.

What I love to do is to go to a mall or large store like a Wal-Mart, shit in my pants, and then walk around for 20 or 30 minutes with that huge load of firm, solid shit in my pants. Sometimes I wear a disposable diaper, other times I just shit right in my jockey shorts (note email address). Afterwards, I drive home, sitting on that big mound of shit, and feeling it spread out all over my ass. MMMMMMM, good!

Oh my God...I thought I was the only one...I like nothing more than having a hot chick poo in my mouth...I especially like it if it's hard and I have to chew it...oh my God...I think I need to jack off just thinking about it

You people are all sick...don't you know the dangers of letting other people crap on you?...let alone you eat it!!!...your body get's rid of your poop for a reason...because it's stuff that your body doesn't want...or need...why try to put it back in?...and judging by the way it smells...poop can't taste very good...in my oppinion I'd rather eat hot trash

*shudders*

Every time my girlfriend takes a shit, she calls for me when she is done she assumes the possition and let's me lick her asshole clean...I love it...it always give me a huge boner. Most of the times it really gets her going, and if I have to shit she lets me shit all over her, then we have sex rolling around in the poo, then we lick each other clean, it's wonderful

i need the women who shitting on me.......piss on me...love anbussed shitting........of course married for me...........i need wierd sex and all stuff about extreme sex..............zomby

i cnt believe all these girls that want to poop on guys. for gods sake email me (girls only) bloke poop is a real turn off!

I'm a 29 y.o. male from Brisbane Australia. I get off on watching and listening to ladies poop. Any ladies in the area with similar interests please respond. (I am wanting to meet you at some stage if the feeling is mutual.)

im a 29 yr old from vic australia for me there is nothing like the sensation of peeing in thr piss trough and feeling up your undies with a decent load of poo and then going into the stall and jacking off especielly if someone actually see you poo your pants email me if you like this too

recently me and my girlfriend were fooling around and i told her about a dream i had about her taking a big shit on my chest during sex. my girlfriend is hot so it took every bit that i had to tell her about my freaky dream. turns out that my girlfriend was turned by me being turned on by the act and the next time we had sex she staddled me backwards and took a nice shit on my chest and then she smeared it all over my chest with her ass. after that i put my cock in her ass and blew my load all up in her. i was totally shocked by the whole but it was the best sex i've ever had.

I love to watch guys dump. Once met a truck driver in a local cruising area - he pulled down his pants, spread his cheeks and pushed. Wow I couldn't stop cumming! Anyone else into this?

EDINBORO, PENNSYLVANIA

Hello everyone. I'm a 20 year old, blonde dude. I'm not into anything real kinky. I just want to poop with a hot girl. Are there any girls here from near ERIE, PENNSYVANIA into this kind of stuff?

i poop.....i take my poop and write love letters to my girlfriends....on the wall. i wrap my poops and give out to people at christmas time.....remember the meatloaf u so loved at my house??? hehehehehe....

watching and listening to youg fit guys on the toilet dropping big turds with almighty plops! Anyone in England into this? Great to be sitting on a public toilet when the guy next door is alternating his plops with yours and you say to him "I bet your arse is soaking wet with all that water splashing up" and he laughs and says "Yeah, it's a real turn-on!"

why do I get the impression that everyone here is gay and really weird. Any normal people just get turned on by watching the opposite sex poop?

theres nothing beter than watching a hot girl poop and its even beter when it realy smells

Awesome dude! You rule! I guess there is at least one mild poop fetish person here. I agree, it would really get me good if a girl takes a really smelly dump. Did you ever get to watch a hot girl poop? When I get into a relationship with a girl, that is going to be one thing that I will require her to do. I recommend that if you have a girlfriend, ask her, but be really careful about it.

I have been reading with interest the comments on ingesting feces. These stories are made up because feces contains an enormous amount of bacteria that will infiltrate the bloodstream through the stomach causing many diseases, some even fatal. If you don't die, you will be so sick that you will not be able to function normally for quite awhile. So let's quit leaving irresponsible posts that may lead the unwary into dangerous activities.

i think it is weird because how offten do u sit there and watch a guy shit?? Like never so comon it is rediculious.

When I was at the beach, one of the men's room had a line of 8 or 9 stall... all doorless. During the summer that place was filled with guys shitting. Often times I'd be sitting on the toilet talking the guy waiting to use the toilet. It was hot! Email me if you're into the same

You people are sick! I don't want to watch ANYONE going to the bathroom. And yes, I think it's weird!

OMG!! Disgusting!! That's all I have to say!

Wow! gee, society is getting sick in the head, what's next? cannibal sex! ewww! watching people shit on other people's mouth's is really disgusting. >_< Anyways you guys that think poop is a fetish need mental help. seriously!!!

Especially those sick fucks who eat it!

Ok, This is very sick!!! How in the Hell can people eat shit and not gag!? If you want food go to Taco Bell, or a decent restaurant. Not from someone else's anus! Imagine the diseases too!

Blame the parents!

If you want to eat at Taco Bell you might as well eat shit. It's the same thing.

Whoa...this is weird. But fun. Ps: Any eproctophiliacs here?

I like to listen to other guys taking a poo, the huge plops and the sighs, gets me beating off every time! Especially when you are on a two seater thing with no barrier between the two of you and you lean to the left or right to fart, your legs rubbing gently together sometimes. You can discuss things too, like having a shit for example. It's always better when you're naked, so you can spread your legs and cheeks right apart.

In a busy school holiday time there was a queue a mile long at the men’s youth hostel toilets in the morning after breakfast. There was a party of young church choirboys, and they had all been told that the day’s walk in the hills wouldn’t start until they’d all had their morning “trousers-down”. (Some of them were singing as they sat). I decided to go out without going, so to speak, as I had quite a long day’s walk to my next hostel.
I lost the urge to go, and when I got to the next hostel, I cooked my meal, ate it and washed up. I was now ready for my deferred dump, and went to explore the building for the toilets. You went out of the main door of the hostel and there was another door marked ‘Gents’. Inside was a room with a stone floor, and in the middle there was a chemical toilet and some toilet rolls nearby. There was another door, which I assumed was private. There was no lock on the main door, but I knew that health had to come before pride. So I wiped the seat with some paper, and gingerly unbuckled my belt and pulled my trousers down and sat my bare posterior on the glorified bucket with a seat on top. I hoped I would be left in peace, because it was likely to take a bit longer than usual. If I don’t go in the morning, I sometimes have to grunt and push, and it might be smelly.

Then I heard footsteps getting nearer and nearer. A guy walked in, looked at me, said ’Oh’. Then he said ’I’m going for a pee’. I couldn’t see anywhere he could go. Was going to do it in the corner, or maybe ask me to get up? But he went opened this other door which obviously had another toilet in it, which I would have used, had I known. I heard him urinating, and as I hadn’t really started, I drew in my sphincter, thinking he would soon go out. When he emerged, he came over and started to talk, about what he had been doing that day, and asking me about my day. All very interesting, but I had other things on my mind (pardon the pun) and was now desperate to crap. I was too shy to tell him to go out. So I decided to get on with it. I clasped my hands tightly, fingers interlocked, and started to grunt and squeeze. At the sound of the first thud, I thought he might go, but he went on talking. I thought he might go out when he saw me reach for the paper, but he watched studiously as I wiped my bottom. He even watched me pulling my trousers up, and must have seen my male member.

When he went in himself the next morning, the length of time he was in obviously meant he was having a sit, and I nearly ’returned the compliment’, going in ‘innocently’, but didn’t

I went to clean my teeth and pack my rucksack, before going back into the toilet, this time into the subsidiary room where I should have gone the night before. .

I found another boy just pulling his trousers up, from his accent a public school boy (In England, ’public schools’ are really private, like Eton, where the royal princes went, and Harrow.) But nature makes no distinctions. Even posh boys sit on the toilet. Perhaps some of them have servants to pull their trousers down for them and to wipe their bottoms.

Now I have to pull my OWN down and wipe my OWN.

This website is a good laxative, better than any drugs.

Between school and university my best pal and I decided to do some youth hostelling on our own without each other. In a busy school holiday time there was a queue a mile long at the men’s youth hostel toilets in the morning after breakfast. There was a party of young church choirboys, and they had all been told that the day’s walk in the hills wouldn’t start until they’d all had their morning “trousers-down”. (Some of them were singing as they sat). I decided to go out without going, so to speak, as I had quite a long day’s walk to my next hostel.

I lost the urge to go, and when I got to the next hostel, I cooked my meal, ate it and washed up. I was now ready for my deferred dump, and went to explore the building for the toilets. You went out of the main door of the hostel and there was another door marked ‘Gents’. Inside was a room with a stone floor, and in the middle there was a chemical toilet and some toilet rolls nearby. There was another door, which I assumed was private. There was no lock on the main door, but I knew that health had to come before pride. So I wiped the seat with some paper, and shyly pulled my trousers down and sat my bare posterior on the glorified bucket with a seat on top. I hoped I would be left in peace, because it was likely to take a bit longer than usual. English guys sometimes say they want to ‘do the big job‘ - an appropriate term that evening for me. .If I don’t go in the morning, I sometimes have to grunt and push, and it might be smelly.

Then I heard footsteps getting nearer and nearer. A guy walked in, looked at me, said ’Oh’. Then he said ’I’m going for a pee’. I couldn’t see anywhere he could go. Would he do it in the corner, or maybe ask me to get up? But he went opened this other door which obviously had another toilet in it, which I would have used, had I known. I heard him urinating, and as I hadn’t really started, I drew in my sphincter, thinking he would soon go out. When he emerged, he came over and started to talk, about what he had been doing that day, and asking me about my day. All very interesting, but I had other things on my mind (pardon the pun) and was now desperate to crap. I was too shy to tell him to go out. So I decided to get on with it. I clasped my hands tightly, fingers interlocked, and started to grunt and squeeze. At the sound of the first thud, I thought he might go, but he went on talking. I thought he might go out when he saw me reach for the paper, but he watched studiously as I wiped my bottom. He even watched me pulling my trousers up, and must have seen my male member. Even so, I felt better after it all - a (big) job well done.

When he went in himself the next morning, the length of time he was in obviously meant he was having a sit, and I nearly ’returned the compliment’, going in ‘innocently’, but didn’t

I went to clean my teeth and pack my rucksack, before going back into the toilet, this time into the subsidiary room where I should have gone the night before. .

I found another boy just pulling his trousers up, from his accent a public school boy (In England, ’public schools’ are really private, like Eton, where the royal princes went, and Harrow.) But nature makes no distinctions. Even posh boys sit on the toilet. Perhaps some of them have servants to pull their trousers down for them and to wipe their bottoms.

Reading and contributing to this website is a good laxative, better than any drugs. When I have posted this off, I’m going to post something elsewhere.

But I have to pull my OWN down and wipe my OWN.

That story was long enough without you posting it twice.
I'm 26, male, live in Southeast England, and while my wife lets me look at her poo after she is done, that's where she draws the line. If you are a female that would like to poo on me or let me watch you poo and have me lick your anus clean after, and you live in the Southeast also, email me or look for me on MSN and we can chat.

PS for anyone that is looking for video clips of men and women pooing on each other, eating shit, shitting in their pants etc. try Kazaa, just search for scat or poop or something like that. There's plenty to satisfy your needs.

Gross!

'Me' - the story was posted twice by mistake. I thought I had lost it, and obviously it had 'gone down the drain' before I had finished. So I 'had to flush twice' as it were.

Though I have to say, I honestly think there have been more offensive Emails on this website since I posted that one, shall we say, in BAD TASTE

ME- I think your post was worse actaully. That whole eating shit thing is really nasty.

I love watching girls poop and fart in very natural ways, nothing really kinky. If anyone likes that kind of stuff, there are DVD's at www.collegegirlspooping.com for decent prices.

PS: Why do these sites always attract shit eaters? Where are the old fashioned poo voyeurists?

I would call it a weirdness, if I was not afflicted with it myself. to clear any identity questions, I am a blind heterosexual male, aged 37, and would consider myself a shameful shitter; if there is anyone i think will hear me, male or female, I run the water in the sink, and if that is not possible, pull the flush handle before the turd impacts, to drown out the sound. At the same time, from my childhood, I overheard others' fecal deposits with a mixture of fascination and revulsion.

But the real trouble began when I reached puberty. The thought of another person, especially (but not exclusively) a female, would result in arousal, and many of my wet dreams ended in the experience of myself or another taking a shit. This has continued into my adulthood. The one hardship this has often caused is that I am unable to piss in a public bathroom where someone else, particularly if I know them, is dumping, becaus getting hard is inevitable.

To make myself clear, the turn on factor is not equal in all case, but varies with the gender of the person. What is more hidden from public view and kept secret conventionally tends to rate higher. My own defecation has minimal and sometimes no power, depending on how excitable I happen to be. Male urination has no effect. Female urination hassome effect, possibly since I am aware it is done somewhat differently and kept more private, and possibly because I am aware, though I may be separated by a door and however many yards, that her genitals are at the moment uncovered. Male defecation is maybe a little more potent, but female defecation is the most. Let me clarify that in these cases of bowel movements, whether male or female, the act has to be done at will, not by force, like many of the stories on this site. Hence, I am not turned on by diahrea, or the bowel movements of incontinent people, or anyone unable to control their bowels by reason of youth, old age, or medical problem. I have no fetish for shitting on or being shat on by others, and certainly not from eating shit. It is simply hearing the breathing, grunting and plopping that is going on nearby, and the smell right after the person walks out, for as long as it can be identified as his/hers. I am also slightly grossed out, but that is more taught than anything else, and sometimes the turn-on overrides it.

As a rule, I do not lurk outside bathroom doors to listen, and especially in the case of males, I try my best to avoid hearing or smelling anything. This would also apply in the case of children and old women by whom I would not want to be aroused. I honestly cannot give a good explanation for this oddity, except for the fact that I am put off somewhat by perfection, and prefer my prospective partners to be naturally flawed and human like myself, and the act of defecation seems to be the most extreme expression of this. Also, I have an irrational fantasy that mean-spirited, stingy and vindictive people, and political figures such as Hitler, Stalin, Musalini, Or Richard III (as Shakespeare depicts him), don't shit, an act, as malodorous and gross as it may be, seems to be the lot of the generous, kind-hearted and good-willed.

For the most part, until now, I allowed this to exist, neither fighting it too hard or encouraging it. But now a change is coming about, which makes me desperate to find a cure for both my shamelesness and my defecation arousal. I am engaged to be married in a little more than 2 months. Where the fetish is concerned, I do not wish my sacred sexual relationship with my future wife to be in any way connected with feces or the elimination thereof. When I was seeing a shrink a few years ago, and I confided this problem and its cause of my hesitation to find a suitable partner, he advised me that once I am sexually active on a regular basis, the problem will go away. I hope so, but I highly doubt it.

The shamefulness also has to be modified, because this woman is environmentally concerned, particularly concerning water, and it will bother her if I run the tap or even flush without any reason but to create a sound mask. Sometimes, it will be possible to have music playing in another place, but there will be times when it will not be possible. It is not that I worry what she might say or think. Even my closest and intimate relatives cause me to be shit-shy. I don't want to start looking forward to her leaving the residence for her own affairs, simply because I need to relieve myself.

Hence, in a desperate attempt, I did some keyword searches on the WWW and though I did not find the cures I was looking for, I did discover this website, and hoped at least to desensitize myself by reading the stories. This, once I can get it through my head that everybody poops, might help a little with the shame. While browsing the site, as I have habitually done, and even become somewhat addicted to it, I found this "ask PR" question, which hit close to home, and after a few days' consideration, thought I might deposit my POV on the subject. Cheers and healthy Craps!

I cant help it. wen im with my boyfriend and he shits on me i love it. it turns me on and makes me wanna shit on him. sometimes we have shit orgies. it smells so good we eat it. i know it sounds gross but we love it. to tell you its sexy. try it!! now im single and i dont have any 1 to shit with so email and ill come and see you so we can shit together!!! by the way im 22/f with a big ass and butthole that holds alot of shit after i eat corn espescially!!
~~~The shitty shitter~~~

Gross!!! I mean about bee emming on folks or _eating it! Now I need an anti-barfing pill! If that stuff were edible, it wouldn't stink! Hel-lo! I do like _doing it--bee emming, because afterward I feel all clean inside, and _skinny! But only in the loo! One of the reasons we have less infectious diseases these days is because we have flushable loos and it (BM), doesn't have to be anywhere but _in the _potty, so to speak.

Some people are perv, aren't they?

I agree.

I love watching men poop. Especially when it is accompanied by straining and loud droppong sounds afterwards.

I love watching gorgeous women grow long tails-eating and playing with shit utterly disgusts me.

Given this very exciting topic, why is the page so inactive???

to the men who like women taking shits. does this interest you? this morning, I sat on the toilet thinking i was just going to pee. when suddenly, an urge came to move my bowels, after one push, out came a healthy size plop, then after another push, out came another plop. it was so satisfying.

I enjoy listening to men have a dump - I love the straining and release of held breath as they try to push out a turd. I then find the plop as it hits the water very arousing. However, I find the idea of shitting on others and eating poo extremely revolting and wouldn't want to try this at all. I fantasize about me secretly watching men have a piss or crap either inddors or outside. I haven't had the opportunity to actually watch either but would love to. I also love relieving myself outdoors and will look for opportunities to do this.

Kate,

Believe me, the idea and fantasy of watching poopers are much more satisfying than the actuality. I got my wish up close. The smell was the big turn off. Perhaps it's better from a distance.

I think it's time to re-start discussions on this subject. For four years in boarding school with no loo doors and six loos in a room, three and three facing each other, I saw a lot!!! It's a great bonding experience as well as an eye opener.

Yes, I have watched others male and female doing a poo and I have let a few others watch me when I have done one and have enjoyed the sights and sounds. I would stress that this was with the full consent of the other person involved, not spying on them. I am also turned on if I go into a toilet and see a big solid turd that someone else has passed and either they haven't flushed the toilet or it has been too big to go away, or if I hear the sound effects, the gasps and grunts and PLOPS! of someone doing a solid poo. Loose mushy stools or diarrhea are a total turn off for me however whether I have suffered an attack of this condition or someone else is doing such a messy poo.

That is it, I am NOT into soiling myself or extreme "Scat" activities. I don't know if this is cultural difference but I have noticed that we Brits seem to be more into this and more tolerant of this listening and watching form of Coprophila than most of the US posters here.

I couldn't help but find this e-mail thread pretty interesting. I have for many years now had this fantasy of watching a hot ass girl taking a dump in front of me. I even had fantasies of them taking a big dump on me but I'm not sure if I would really like it. FOr a long time I used to think I was the only one but I'm starting to see that there are a lot of people out there who are also into this. The internet has definitely helped me with that.

I'm not sure if I'll ever have my fantasy fullfilled. I think I would probably get all nervous and just freak out or something if it really happened to me. But to find a girl who's into this...a hot girl...that has to be a one in a million chance. BUt to those guys who do have a girlfriend/wife who are into this, congrats to you. I;m jealous!!! haha.

Jobber,

I, myself, am turned on by huge turds floating on the loo. Just last week, I witnessed one at Heathrow.

As to sound effect, it is better in the UK as the loos are different from the US-there is a bigger distance between one's butthole and the water. As a result, the plop is much more audible!!!

Grunting is erotic, ecpecially followed by loud sighs and plops!! Can't help feeling happy for the lucky people.

Though I now live in the UK, I was in boarding school in the US with open stalls. I believe my fascination for watching pooping guys was a result of that period.

Recently, a friend allowed me to watch him poop. The sight of the large emerging was a huge turn on, though not the smell. He squatted over the tub, pushed, grunted and voila!!!

An ex-girlfriend and I took great enjoyment in watching each other poop. We mainly did it outside. We even videoed each other pooping on a quiet beach. When we replayed it we both got very horny. I think it was pure intimacy - no secrets. You should try it!

It would be nasty to see a male friend poop. But any hot girl, whether I know her or not, no problem.

TrashCanMan, Sigmund Freud was a fraud.

juiop: a juicy poop

Beggers can't be choosy. When one has this exotic fantasy, one should be happy that ANYONE would perform for you.

Distinguishing between poopers and pissers is of the utmost importance on most occasions when there are long lines at sporting events and concerts held at our metro centre arena and even at airports, when my plane is about to be boarded, and I want one more opportunity to relieve my bladder.
Watching the best you can through the stall door opening is essential. If the person is hover pissing and you didn't hear the seat being lifted, it won't take long for the stall to open but you're going to have a seat wiping job to complete! If the person is on the stool and you don't hear any farting or production, you're in for a long, potentially looong wait! Ditto if you see them reading a newspaper or magazine. Women wearing dresses and hose are going to take longer and also women with kids in tow. Sometimes, its nice though to see a child use his fingers to designate whether #l or #2 will be discharged. Mothers with young boys in line present few problemss for me because I know they will be fast-in, fast out because they don't want the kid to be freaked out by what he sees. By carefully watching people from my position in line I can better gauge whether it will be advantageous for me to switch to a line with faster moving potential. Watching poopers and pee-ers is vital for the time-conscious woman!

I'm convinced I saw you this weekend at the World Series game. You cut abruptly in front of me just to beat me to the ladies room door and you kept pacing in front of stalls without regard to those of us who had the patience to wait. When the first stall came open, you barged in like a jackrabbit. I could see the top of your head over the stall door which means you never sat down but rather hover pissed abruptly, and without regard to the mess you were leaving. The energy it would have taken you to simply have lifted the seat would have caused you to lose your rhythm and you would have risked a severe infection--perhaps even amputation--of your finger and thumb. Perhaps it was all the noise from the other stalls, but I guess I missed your flush, but I did notice you already had the door partially unlocked as you were pulling up your panties and jeans. Washing your hands would have been too much to ask, I'm sure, as you bumped me in your fast exit.

Had you stuck around to watch, you would have seen me tug with the door lock because you slammed it open so fast. I had to take several sheets of toilet paper to dab up what you left. Your squat favored the left side, judging from the piss samples you left. After taking the time (interesting concept) to clean up after you, I did have a pretty full shit. I flushed twice during the dumpso that the stool wouldn't clog. Reaching back while seated and pushing a little button in the wall was really pretty easy, but you couldn't have been expected to do that! Using just the minimum amount of toilet paper necessary for wiping assured that there was an adequate supply for the next user. I noted a couple of my pubic hairs over the front of the bowl and I pushed them into the toilet before my final flush. I greeted and held the door open for what looked like the college-age girl who was patiently waiting in line. She smiled and thanked me! I vigorously washed my hands and wiped up some water I splashed at the sink. Although it was a public restroom, crowded, and at a big event (what's bigger than a World Series!) I enjoyed the break I took. Betcha didn't realize I'm only 15!

Great maturity and logic in your actions, Heidi. If there was something like Crappin' citizenship or Polite peeing you would win the award. Now, how can we clone you to take on the inconsiderate morons that usually most every day beat me to a stall?

Pete 7/30/02, Hang on while I go hurl. That is just nasty.

I am into the study of this topic (I love psychology). I enjoy seeing a woman in her most personal moments, but not spending forever in the toilet.

From what I have learned so far, Trashcanman is pretty accurate. This fetish is also enjoyed because the "fetishist" is seeing the man/woman's private bodiy parts. Also the fascination with the feces is the result of the belief that the poop is from a perfect body, so it becomes a part of the sexual equasion.

In other words, this girl (Lipton Ice Tea) is turned on by men pooping. She is turned on because the poop is coming out of a "perfect body" hence, the poop is supposedly perfect as well.

I think this is a creepy fetish, yet I have somehow managed to come to understand it.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

I graduated at the end of the summer sessions with a BA in advertising. My entry-level job involves traveling a 300-mile radius visiting industrial plant clients. I use a lot of Interstate reststop bathrooms (since high school I've always staked by claim to the stall at the farthest end because they get less traffic, there's more privacy and of course I don't have to worry so much about what I'm sitting in or touching.

On three occasions while I've been in a stall I've heard high school or college-age girls bring their boyfriends in to watch them pee or shit. I just sit tight, listen to the conversation and some of it is GROSS (the guy yesterday told the girl the next step was the "golden shower") and two or three minutes after they leave I exit. One of the girls might have been a high school sophomore because the guy remarked about her probably having more pubic hair when she graduates in two years. They are taking lots of chances because a state trooper or attendent could walk in on them even when it's late at night. Twice the main entrance door opened on them and they froze and were quiet until the lady left. I've thought about just popping out and surprising them, but that would probably be too mean. Any ideas?

I'm a senior in college, my boyfriend and I are living together and, yes, when we travel, we do sometimes go into the bathroom together. I don't see what the big deal is. Recently for Thanksgiving break we made a 900 mile trip together to his parents house and then we also made a one-night stopover to see my parents.

At gas stations and I-80 reststops (especially very early in the morning and late at night) I will ask him to come in with me because I don't like spending time in a large restroom alone! I find it's creepy to be sitting on a toilet at a large interstate rest stop and being the only person in the bathroom. Having him nearby at one stop in eastern Iowa helped me because after taking a messy shit at 2:30 in the morning, I found that I had picked a stall with no toilet paper and he was able to bring me some. Also, on the same trip I went in once with him because the women's toilets were pretty dirty and the mens stalls were much cleaner.

Kat needs to realize that there are reasons other than what she has heard for the use of bathrooms by the opposite sex. With two people I just feel more secure in using an otherwise abandoned restroom.

Heidi's posting is excellent. It would make good reading on the inside of a lot of stall doors in major stadiums and arenas. I am so turned off by those who won't take the extra seconds or minute to think of others and clean up after themselves. And the situation seems to be getting worse. This summer I was at a K.C. Royals game with my six-year-old twins. I let them pick their stall and then get up and pee. Both, due to what I have taught them, went into a couple of stalls and immediately came back out because of unflushed toilets, water or pee on the seats, and in one case a log of shit extending from the seat and into the bowl. Later as I was watching them wash their hands, I saw people going into each of the stalls described and sitting down. Yuck!

I don't know how anyone can be so negligent.

I agree with Hasty Hannah. Observing those waiting for, entering and initially "at work" in the stalls of public bathrooms is essential to those of us who are time conscious.

Just as supermarkets and some other retail establishments have check-out lines designated for those with short-orders, I would propose a similar system for public toilets. An "HP" stall for the hover pissers would work great for those who don't intend to sit down. Minimal toilet paper will be used and only minimal time will be taken. The "FS" stall for the fast-shitters would need a larger supply of toilet paper, but would be targeted for those in line with a dump ready to be released. It would have a much faster turn-time than the "BM" which would be accommodating for those who need to sit and prime the pump for a few minutes. Should there be a 10-minute time limit rule where if there's a line, the occupant must vacate until the time comes when productivity will be enhanced? Senior citizens on cross-country trips by auto would be prime candidates. "YC" would perhaps be a larger (handicapped type) stall that would accommodate a mother and a child and one that would probably have ass gaskets available because of the heavy use and inevitable mess.

Like Hannah,it feel it's not so bad waiting your turn if indeed you know the options and can make the choices best based for each situation. My fear is having to wait and wait for a constipated child and neurotic parent who have the ability to incite a mini-riot because time spent behind the door means nothing to them.

Hasty Hannah has the right idea. I'm a believer in disclosing your needs and making a choice based on it.

Merry and Hasty Hannah have the right idea. Large initials on stall doors are the way to go. For those of us with little children (my girls are 4 and 6) it's difficult to have them in line and wait and wait while the inconsiderate constipated or those with bashfull bladder syndrome tie up stalls. At the Lion King my six year old was crying badly because she had to wait so long for a stall to simply pee. Even the handicapped stall was in use. After what seemed to be a 10-minute wait, I ended up taking them up to the second balacony level where there was a lesser number of stalls but also less users. The HP and FS-labeled stalls would work well for us that have children who don't always speak up until the last minute and who have not yet developed the ability to "hold it"! I believe those who would spend 10 minutes or more in a stall in a crowded public bathroom are both rude and inconsiderate. If it isn't going to happen, get up, vacate the stall and come back and try again when it's going to come. Those of us with little children would apprecite it!

I agree with Sommer. There needs to be a maximum time-on-toilet rule for children. I even think 10 minutes is excessive. I give my son the choice of which stall he has to use and he rarely needs more than five minutes. He's 7 and pretty deliberate about getting up on the stool, doing his thing, flushing and getting down. There have been a couple times I've peaked in on him and told him if his poop isn't prompt, he should vacate and let someone else in. I also enforce the same rule at the urinals. If he's just standing there and the flow hasn't started, I encourage him to pack it in and we'll try again. Such was the case just last week at a semi-pro hockey game. Twenty five minutes later he was able to empty his bladder. When there's a line there has to be continued movement and it's the parent who needs to supervise the situation. In some cases, I've had my son wait up to 15 minutes to move his bowels and that is just not realistic for someone his age. Sometimes as adults in public places we have to run for the shitter; little children have smaller legs!

My daughter takes some times in public, but to think about it, she rarely takes more than ten minutes. I'm not sure about time limits, but definitely starting the child out right in life, with no toilet phobias and making sure they get enough fiber, must help.
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Patience with young children is the best way. Don't hurry them, develop a routine where they have plenty of time after breakfast before going to school. If they need 10 minutes, OK. At a young age, they should get the idea that it's the most important thing they do during the day. Gradually they will get the exercise done in a shorter time. Daphne is right in saying that the right diet helps. Younger children's legs don't touch the ground, and they don't have anything to push against. A stool to put their feet on can help, but the danger is that they might trip over it when they get off. Plenty of time should be allowed for wiping properly, and, for younger boys, undoing their belt and pulling their trousers down can take longer than for older boys and men - and they have to adjust their clothes and look respectable. Encourage them to look upon this daily chore, not as a chore, but a very enjoyable part of the day. I don't think 10 minutes is inordinately long for novices.

There needs to be a way to cut down the size of lines at childrens events such as the circus, parades, theme parks, etc. I agree with Mikel--10 minutes is excessive. That's what causes lines to back up so far and why so many children have their hands between their legs as they wait. Like many others her age, my 5 year old gets to select the stall, gets up on the stool, wipes and flushes and, for the most part, I expect her to get done within five minutes. On a few occasions, she's moved around on the stool, gotten up and then down to reposition herself, but she still can't produce. Since I'm right outside the stall, I give her a three-count, and if she can't get the poop to pop out, I tell her to get down, get herself presentable and we'll try again later. Last time I needed to do that at Six Flags, a teenage girl with her kid sister standing right behind me was SO complimentry. "A couple of minutes longer and I'd be having one big mess on my hands," she said. The little girl was so happy to finally get onto the toilet. I don't see it as being especially demanding, but rather teaching courtesy. If I'm not sure what I want from the menu at Burger King, I'll step aside and let the person behind me order. The same courtesy needs to be applied more to childhood poopers.

Let me get it straight, Sadie. Your five-year-old daughter gets to select the stall, get up on the seat, wipes and flushes, etc? Do you call that independence? I call it insanity!
I select the stall and go in first to make sure it's flushed, there's no urine or anything else on the seat, there's toilet paper (my six-year-old probably won't always think to look first), the door latch works (she's been scared to tears with "invaders" before!)and then I completely cover the seat for her. I recognize that many parents don't do the latter, but I think that by starting them off right, they'll get into the habit of doing it at school and when they are older and on their own. I especially remember that when I was alone with my dad (designated weekends due to divorce)he would struggle to get the paper to stay on the stool. I know he hated taking me into the mens rooms, but until I was about 8 there wasn't much of an alternative. It frustrates me when my Alexis is so antsy that she gets off the paper, and occasionally, even reverts back to a couple of years ago when she puts her hands over the front of the seat and occasionally, on the sides to steady her when she's trying to complete a difficult poop. She can complete a pee in about two minutes, but the stools take longer--not much past five minutes, though.

With all due respect, Mom of Alexis, I think your tactics are more likely to make Alexis terrified of taking a shit in public.

I have two children: my son is 5 and daughter is 4. I'm with Sadie and in no way, shape or form would I want to expose my children to the neurotic approach of Alexis' mom. Both of them are totally self-sufficient in public places. Yes, they get their hands over the seat but they are just children and that's what water and soap is for. As far as sitting in someone else's urine, they need to get use to the fact the public bathrooms are not going to be a clean as home. Same way with their school. A little urine on their butt is not going to be catastrophic. I don't think I started wiping seats off until I got to high school, and even then, most of my friends just sat down. We hated the few girls who thought they were so much better and would waste paper covering the seats. To me, the most important thing is confidence in going independently, thoroughly wiping and washing your hands. Anything in between is taught in Neurosis 101 and should appeal to those in society who have no confidence in themselves, and will raise children with the same inflictions. For the rest of us public toilet users, it's happy shittin'!

I eat my own poop and it turns me on. Never have gotten sick from it. I do it in private and nobody knows. Sometimes I take a dump on a plate and then I eat some of it, usually just around two or three bites. I record it on my VCR and when nobody is home I watch it and it gets me excited. I dig turds out of my butt and eat them sometimes. The harder ones are my favorite. It's cool to see here that others are into this too.

I'd love to know the political-party affiliation of the folks who like to eat their own shit and/or who get turned on by watching others defecate. In fact, I'd be willing to bet big bucks on a relationship here, and it would explain a lot about the current mess we're in.

I am so sorry this thread got contaminated by the poop-eaters. The original question remains: Do some of us enjoy watching or hearing someone else poop? My answer is yes, though it happens seldom. I still remember a time when I was about 11 years old, going into the restroom area of the Y with a friend and seeing him sit on the seat (wide open, no stall, no door, nothing) and, with no apparent effort, while talking normally to me, let out a thick smooth light brown turd at least a foot long. While in graduate school back in the 60's I would on rare occasions visit a particular restroom that had no doors on the stalls and, now and then, see in the mirror someone taking a healthy dump. Now, if occasion arises, I enjoy hearing someone fart and plunk in another stall while I am doing the same in mine. At home once in a while I take a hand mirror and watch my own poop emerge. I enjoy thinking about other people having the same feelings and necessities that I have. I even once tried to figure out just how many people in the world were pooping while I was. Say 6,000,000,000 people are in the world; say pooping (the actual emergence of the turds) takes about 30 seconds; say for the average person this occurs once a day. Half a minute is 1/120 of an hour or 1/2880th of a day; round that to 1/3000th and divide; and it appears that 2 million people are dropping poop at the same time as I am! Truly a universal experience. If we take the whole process from walking in to the bathroom to walking out--say 4 minutes--the number rises to 16 million. Just a thought . . .