The pants pooper's second post got rid of my urge better than anything else.

On the topic of stopping the plop, I don't get rid of the urge that easily. I just go and crap. Don't worry about it.

If i hold it for along time the urge will just go away

I can't make it stop. Usually when I have the urge it feels like a U-Haul comin' down my line. I wish I knew how to stop it, but no luck so far. In fact, this morning I had to go pretty bad and thought I could hold it. I walked down the street when it hit even harder. I had to run home and I swear I almost didn't make it. I could really use a tip too. Man, it feels great letting go after holding it a while. I wish I could hold it more.

Oh, and "first post rules" (retarded laugh)

Resistance is FUTILE!!

According to recent studies, people would have been much happier if Turd Burglar had stopped while he was ahead. By reciting "first post rules", even if somewhat sarcastic, only fuels the idiocy. Unfortunatlely, posts like these are beginning to show a declination in the quality of posts, very similar to a popular website: Slashdot.org.

In regards to the question, this is purely psychological. Thankfully for myself, it's not often that I get the irresistable urge to defecate, and I've always been near enough to facilities that it hasn't been a problem.

My suggestion is to not worry about it. If you focus too much, then this amazing power you have will be lost forever.

Until next time, poop in the name of love, crap in the name of desperation.

~Dr. Jughead

Yeah, this method of mine comes in handy only 50 percent of the time, in my story where I pooped in my pants at Disneyland, that time this method didn't work. But I can specifically remember that a few times in elementery and junior high when the beast roared in the middle of class I would concentrate on all the things I hate, and the urge would just go away!

When I get the urge in an inappropriate place (curse you, freezer section of the supermarket. Curse you for the coldness that squeezes my guts...), I start reciting my mantra: "It's all right, it's ok, I can poop later today."
Not that it always helps, but heck... Sometimes it works.
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Hey - When the poop won't wait, just defecate! That's my motto.

But Jaid, you've got something there! Freezer sections of supermarkets ignite my guts too. And, the extreme AC in big chain drugstores does the same. After five minutes in there, I'm shivering and my bowels are quivering.

And how 'bout this phenomenon: You jet out of the store, cheeks clenched.

You're nearing the Nirvana of your own bowl. You put your key in the door and... um, well, so near and yet so far.

Why does approaching the door, fumbling for the key, and inserting it often cause an "equal and opposite reaction" resulting in disposal of what were clean, new underwear?

Maybe some Einstein out there can solve this problem mathematically...

Air temperature x ass pressure
AT x AP = ???

Crapola

Maybe, you are given a poopie reprieve because holding it in is bad, just like the things you are thinking about.

Negative thoughts, negative action?

And, dammit, leave the election shit alone!

Hey, Crapola, have you ever noticed that musty scents will do it too? There's a couple of Dollar Stores I can't go into because I get the urge, and they ain't the neat and tidy ones...

Hi Daphne,

I agree - Republicans and Democrats, and Nader supporters all poop the same on Nov 2 and every other day.

But recently, I saw a baby girl wearing a tee that said "Bush - eat my poop" and an elderly gentleman using a walker and wearing a tee that said "Bush - eat my ass!"
Priceless.

I couldn't stop a desperate shit mentally.
I need to stop it physically, by squeezing my cheeks together at maximum pressure, and then walk extra carefully.

I too have to squeeze the mud flaps mightily and walk funny. Sometimes it goes away for a while after an extended period of flexing. It seems that a product could be made that combines a butt plug and a front fastening harness.

STRESS

Crapola, you giant lurker,

where the heck you been hiding?

Just found a cure to stopping the urge. Go into the bathroom and splash cold water on your asshole. It works like a charm.

In regards to the last post - if you are already in the bathroom - Why would you need to stop the urge???

Good question Party Pooper, but maybe it's if the toilet's clogged and your heart's sinking as fast as your bowels?

If you don't have a clogged toilet, use the kitchen sink. It would just look kind of funny if you went outside and used a puddle.

i am scared to shit. i havent gone for 13 days. i have to go to my doctor and get six hot water enemas every week, and once my doc put her hand in my rectum because the nozzle of the enema got stuck. how do i hold the shit after an enema without exploding on the way to the toilet????? ANSWER IMMEDIATELY

THANK GOD I found this page. I have a friend who has a big problem you see, its not that she CANT poop, it comes out of her like a running tap mate. But, she makes some of the worse sounds I have ever heard, the way she grunts actually sends chills down my spine. Does anyone know how to shut her arse up? Shes never gonna be able to get with my brother as long as she has this problem, he has high standards, n’aumzayin?

I've found that sitting, on a hard surface...metal/wooden chairs, the floor, etc, will cease the urge to purge for a while, but will never stop it completely.

However, I have been experimenting over the past few days, and have found that with a small amount of constant pressure, I can work up a couple of turds in a relatively short period of time. I do this to relieve the boredom at work.
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I have a book published. The title...it's "Brown Spots on the Walls".

i just quench my butt cheeks together and the feeling will go away after a while. But if it is diarrhea then i can stop that. i will need to get to the toilet immediatley.
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gabrielle

With what do you quench them? Ale? Or perhaps your cheeks prefer lager?

I tend to do my shit dance. I go somewhere private, put one hand to my bottom and the other to my winkie and just sort of jump up and down for a while saying "me no wanna shittee" and that seems to work for me.

Sue me. I had to let this comment go through for the visual alone.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

GGG - your pearls wasted again!!! But aside from her typo, I think Gabrielle is about right! If you can't go at the time, for whatever reason, just clench, and the urge does ease off - except for the runny ones, when you are in trouble!!!!

Yes, I've been told recently that my pearls are under-appreciated. My stock is going up, it seems.

Thanks; it's good to have friends! :)