Possible backsplash. I don't want someone elses butt dumpling on my back.

During a water shortage in Los Angeles during te 70s Mayor Bradley got on television and said, "If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down." He then left the podium, speech finished on water shortage.

I don't think people flush before using a dirty toilet is because they feel a little sorry for the toilet already. Most of us could care less how much the toilet has to swallow, even if it is used continuously by 5 or 6 guys. Sometimes in busy bathroom this could easily be the case. Especially if a couple of the toilets are not working. Guys will line up to use and abuse the ones that are working. This could mean that the poor toilet has many, many diffrent asses sitting on it over a period of time. One guys leaves, it swallow and within a minute another guy is walking into the stall and preparing to pull his pants down and sit on the toilets face. I have seen times when a toilet wasn't working guys would use it anyways. In these cases later in the day it will get the maintenance guys plunger to force all of the shit down it. So one way or another it has to swallow it all. Does anyone feel sorry for toilets that has to go through this kind of torture? Do any of you guys even remotely ever feel sorry for the toilet you are using in a public restroom?

Can't you get a disease like that? What if someone's poop had hepatitis C on it or something? And you get it through the mucous membranes in your butt? I bet you that's how Pamela Anderson got it. Or maybe she just fucked a lot of guys....

Aw come on, whats the big deal? YOu people love poo so much why not sit about 6inches above someone else's load and drop a deuce. Get real. This should not even be an issue with people here.. everyone here seems to like it when poo gets all over them, like when they kick a cup full of shit and it splatters all over them, or when they shit themselves at wal mart.. so whats the big deal about sitting above someone else's logs?

Good point. It isn't a very logical thing to worry about is it?

It's just like a personal thing. Would you be okay with everyone leaving their keys in their car and anyone could just take a car anywhere and get another? Same applies to poop. You just have to have your own in the bowl. It's our societal way of personal feeling.

As for poop I found that adding 2 flour mexican pita bread to your dinner makes you soooooo regular. I've discovered the secret of life. I used to try cereal like a fool. I'll still never use artificial fiber suppliments....too un-natural.

The "healthy boys" in the men's locker room in high school took this a little too far. It was often piled to the rim, day in, day out. You'd think the janitor would have it out, but since they're football players...

It does seem unsanitary, but backsplash occurs anyway. And not all of the water is completely clean. What can you do?

I don't like using dirty toilets. If I see poop I go into the next stall. As far as feeling sorry for toilets, thats an interesting question. Does anyone think they have feelings?

Maybe if your genitals are ENCLOSED like, encased inside a scrotum for instance, its a little less scary to think of the backdraft. My genitals arent enclosed, there on the outside, and everybody who's had anal sex knows that fecal matter in and around the vulva is BAD chemistry. Thats why I "flush it down". I'm les wary of someone else pee. Its like an iced golden shower! YAY!

becuz it smells and it will get all over ur ass and u don't know what diseases they have

latrina - hep c is not from fecal/oral sources, its a blood and body fluids disease and it gets into the system by entering the bloodstream DIRECTLY. Pammy was getting torn in the ass or shooting up tommy lee's blood. the end.

Also, adude flour pita makes you regular? Since when is milled white flour "natural"? How about eating some fresh fruit... Once I went on this camping trip for like a week and a hald and I ate a peach and an apple every morning for breakfast. Every time I went to the port-o-let I would come with the this announcement to my gang "I have two words for you guys... Clean Break." true story.

when using public restrooms, i prefer to poop in the ones with poop already in them. sometimes i even reach down into the toilet and grab the poop and wipe it on my butt. it is so fun.

It isn't so much that personal preference matters it's the toilet clogging. I live in a dorm and the toilets here have a pretty strong flush but nothing that is going to manage two loads of turds complete with toppings. Most toilets that a person would have in their house (in the US anyway) are those stupid low flush toilets, those things barely handle a load of shit without paper. So out of courtesy to others who share the restroom facilities, flush the toilet! Also, I'm aware that there are those of you out there who refuse to touch the flusing handle. Some will at least use their foot and get the job done but what is the big deal? You are eventually going to have to touch SOMETHING in the bathroom, presumably something that another person touched having previously flushed the toilet properly so you aren't protecting yourself by not touching the handle. Besides, you are on your way to the sink to wash your hands anyway right?

I had to use a used toilet once in an amusement park once. it was the only toilet that had TP, and it wouldn't flush, so I just added to it. It wasn't any big deal

Oh yeah, and just give it a quick flush. If its stopped up, choose one that isn't stopped up or add to the cleanest looking one you can find.

In my humble diagnostic opinion, "a friend" is afflicted with coprophilia. According to Dorland's Medical Dictionary, the definition of coprophilia is as follows:

coprophilia (cop·ro·phil·ia) (kop²ro-fil¢e-[schwa]) [copro- + -philia] an absorbing interest in feces or filth, particularly a paraphilia in which sexual arousal or activity is linked to feces. The need to smell or view feces or the act of defication as a primary means of sexual arousal and gratification.

Regards,

Dr. Adams

I would like to reply to the general theme I have noticed to each of "a friends" posts......here is one example......"This could mean that the poor toilet has many, many diffrent asses sitting on it over a period of time. One guys leaves, it swallow and within a minute another guy is walking into the stall and preparing to pull his pants down and sit on the toilets face."

It seems to me that a friend is only interested in thinking about the "poor toilet paper" and the "poor toilet", however, I do think that he wants very much to be in their place. I would even go so far as to call this a fetish. Would you agree with me a friend? Anyone else agree with me?

-Dr. Adams

I have bedroom in my home dedicated to my obsession with feces. I have had many people add to the room, and it is now a beautiful array of shades of brown. I would love to continue adding to it and have new people enjoy it with me. It's kind of my fecenation room. Any comments, questions, or suggestions would be greatly appreciated! iamjohnandur@aol.com

I don't think I'd want shit or piss splashing on my ass. However, if I just have to tinkle I don't bother, but only if I have to go really bad. There are some people more picky that I am.
Just for fun sometimes I like to drop a piece of toilet paper in each toilet of a public restroom and drop a nasty load of butt lava in the last one. Then I sit back and watch. Usually the victim goes from each toilet to the end for a nice surprise. Then they are forced to choose a "contaminated" stall. No one ever picks the crap toilet. I swear (and being a woman myself I can make this comment), some women are VERY picky about using a spotless bowl.

P.S. Instead of toilet paper try putting yellow food dye in the other toilets. That'll really gross 'em out. Haven't tried this myself (yet) so I don't know if it can drive them out of the bathroom or not.

1) to prevent "Splash Back", try a wad of tp before you go poopie. Just lay it across the water, and let 'er rip.
2) the_brown_word (teehee) -- 3.29.2003
latrina - hep c is not from fecal/oral sources, its a blood and body fluids disease and it gets into the system by entering the bloodstream DIRECTLY. This is DANGEROUS advice. What if yer ass is got da 'roidz? Can't that become an open sore after/during a lunker? Also, (as a tattoo artist) I know for a fact that Hep.C can live in the OPEN AIR for up to a WEEK. And, shit and spit (fecal and oral sources) ARE considered by the medical profession to be "bodily fluids". SO... in conclusion... Wipe the seat, use the "splash guard", and shit to your heart's content knowing that you are the safest shitter that you know.

You've never seen the size of my shits Otter. Putting toilet paper on the water is like telling George W. to give up the oil industry.

good question i've never really given it any thought so my opinion is this,, if you gotta go you gotta go what if it was the only toilet available,and your about to poop your pants only to find the damn thing wont flush?hey im go-win ya????????ya!

if there is already crap in the toilet you are moe apt to think about the previos user. what if he/she was a 400 pound lard ass with crabs or something, no crap in the toilet, less thought about it

for anyone wondering about the toilets having feelings thing- read the Harry Potter books, there is a small reference about this in the beginning of the first book

Fecal matter is just plain nasty and should me kept out of food!

poop lover, you are sad. thats just sick.

We get all kinds here. Just take a look at Reader Feedback some time.

I really do think toilets have feelings. Sometimes when I take a shit and one of my friends use the same toilet, even though we flush inbetween each other, the toilet here sounds like it is gagging when we flush it. Even though we are small to medium size guys, the toilet seems to gag from the shit we make it swallow. Is this normal of a toilet that is used by two guys to do?

Because it's disgusting, for one. And two, you can become ill from that. Poop has lots of bacteria in it.
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Russell the shitting queen