Thank you for sharing your trepidation with us. Your erudite concerns are quite articulate, and thus very poignant. In the face of such flawless logic, I have no choice but to shut down the site. Sorry, everyone, but Jenny has totally shown me the error of my ways.

Oh my! And all this time I've been living without any idea about life! I'm such a fool! Why didn't you make me aware of this sooner? I could have saved myself all this trouble! I guess I'll just have to go back to working on ilovefluffybunnies.com!

Jenny, tell us about your exciting wonderful life so I can quit hanging out with these shit lovers and be cool like you.

I couldn't have said it better myself Jenny. Now that you have enlightened me with your scholarly grammer, I will go on a life-long boycott of everything having to do with shit, including my own bowel movements. From now on, I will live my life free of fart jokes and toilet humor, and focus more on the handicapped and Mexicans.

Tell us how we can acheve a greater understanding for life o enlightened one. I can't believe that all this time I had no life! I guess I must give up pooping alltogether! I hereby vow to never poop again like you Jenny! Only wierdos poop!!!

Yes, enlightened one, please tell use the meaning of life! Could it possibly go beyond bowl movement analogies?

If I'm reading the message correctly, I think Jenny really likes us.

Jenny, could you tell us what keyword you used to find our illustrious site? I think you might be a closet shit-freak begging to come out.... like the purple node I flushed this morning. You might consider using more of your wonderful life learning better grammer.

Piece G RAS

EAT SHIT! HA!

G-ras, nice one!

Jenny, I know you had a rough night last night. With your boyfriend fucking you in the ass for the first time. And now your searching for online sights about shit, because of your horrible pain in your sphincter, but there is no need to take out your ass ramming problems out at poopreport. Go see a fucking proctologist for gods sake!

i love poop

I love pee.

Superbowel, that's some scary insightful shit! Sorry to add to your pain Jen....I like to smell my shit, I spend much time lovingly sniffing the aroma rising from the porcelain receptacle....sorry babe...

Jenny,
What brought you to this site in the first place? Hmm? You just don't end up here by accident. Are you a closet fecal freek? As for this site. It is not a hardcore porno site about face shitting or poo eating. It is called bathroom humor. So, lighten up bitch!-May the feces of a thousand camels fill your shorts.

Hello. I love all of you. It fills my heart with joy being around my brethren. I have a question regarding bloody poo that I've experienced, but I'll find the appropriate thing to click on here to ask it. In the meantime, keep poopin'!

To the contrary, this website is a wonderful place where people from all walks of life can gather to discuss the one thing they have in common - poop.

I bet if the truth were known, even Jenny Dowds poops!

I think I saw Jenny Dowds on Seinfeld. She was the Poop Nazi!

Jenny Dowds, you need a complete physical eximination. Make an appointment with a proctologist.

Fuck off pooppy pants, your just mad because superbowl was right. You did get fucked in your ass last night, and shit all over yourself and the bed after and you liked it too!

Dear Jenny,

I'm sure you had a really embarrassing DIARRHEA story you could tell us. After all, you don't stumble onto this site by accident. Tell us about the last time you filled your panties with a mushy mess of bacteria or somehting. Everybody shits you know!

I love girls who like to poop a big pile in their panties in public

I know where this chic is coming from.........its kinda

weird, but so down to earth. You had to have found it

somewhere, it just don't come up on accident.

Jenny-I bet you let out 3 ft turds, and you wanted to

come on here, and see if you can relate to someone.

i love poop poop iz yummy!!

Shit has got to be the funniest substance on the planet. It never loses it's majic. Shit and be happy!

poop is smeelllyyyy :)

welly i never had wellies

"May the feces of a thousand camels fill your shorts." Bwah ha ha ha ha!!!!! That's a good one! And I say the same to you, Jenny.

Then again, when I think about it you might secretly enjoy that.

Dear Jenny,

I'd guess when you wrote this, over 2 and a half years ago, you were about 18 or so. I remember at that age thinking that nearly everything adults did was stupid and senseless. Afer all, at that time these adults were in the process of shipping all the boys my age over to Vietnam to kick the shit out of the commies there who, if we didn't contain them, would soon be at our own back door. In the end, of course, both sides literally got the shit blown right out of them. At the time, I thought it was easy to figure out what was right and wrong, what was worth doing and not doing. But life is a mystery, and meaning is not clear cut. What better evidence is there for that then this magnificent web site which serves to instruct, humor, disgust, titillate, puzzle and, yes, even scare us at times. Find your mystery and dig in. I have a hunch, though, that shit is your ticket, too.

If you’re still around, please give us an update.

Interesting view, Logjam. I never thought of this before. Jenny, think about it!

Oh, Duuuummpster!!! We have another gem of a thread for moderation!

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I'm sorry, but it appears that my karma ran over your dogma.

Poop Nazi...LOL what a concept.
Producing waste since 1967

Here it is FIVE years later but this should be addressed as we do all of our subjects here at PR. First of all Jennifer this site is not just about poop. It is also a high brow look at the world around us. We not only analyze different things we also share stories. The common denominator of all men and women is this WE ALL POOP. So why not have a site dedicated to not only our adventures, but to also some interesting information as well. I have learned a LOT of things I would not have if I hadnt found this site and YES I still have a life. So you see Jennifer one must open one's mind and if you do this you will not only find that this is NOT JUST about POOP, you will broaden your horizons as well.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!