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Ask PoopReport: The Anal Wink -- What And Why?

Posted 02.22.2008 by MSG (1260)
A couple of weeks ago I was at home, waiting for an important phone call, when I got the urge to poop. I sat on the pot and began pooping. Of course, as the poop was emerging, the phone rang. Since the call would go to the answering machine on the fourth ring (and I definitely did not want that), I had to go and answer it.

As an experiment, I tried to stand up without squeezing off the poop that was hanging. However, the instant I started to get up, my anus tightened and dropped off the external portion of the poop, thus leaving me free to get the phone.

Upon thinking about it, I remember a couple of past times that a similar thing happened. Once, on a mall toilet, I was counting change for some reason when a quarter fell and started to roll; when I leaned way forward to pick it up, the turd that had been sliding out slowly suddenly shot out as my anus clamped shut.

My question is about this apparently automatic response to a sudden change of position: is it what I have heard referred to as the "anal wink"?

And if so, why do we have it? I would guess it has an evolutionary function, as it obviously is designed to cause a sudden poop drop when a more gradual one is in the process. Thanks for elucidating this phenomenon.

shitwit (619) -- 02.22.2008

Hmmmm.... I've experienced the winking starfish just before a movement was iminent. But I can't recall getting off the pot or changing positions enough to cause the extruder to break it off and seal the door shut. I tend to wait until business is done before gettin up to do something else. I even stayed on the crapper in the Boston Science Museum as the fire alarm was going off and the place was being evacuated. I had to finish evacuating my bowels first.

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Lame comment! -1 point
C Everett Poop (824) -- 02.22.2008

So, we have finally run out of topics........... It had to happen.

prarie doggin (4057) -- 02.22.2008

I like to flirt with the young girls by winking at them.

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CaCa Doodle Doo (45) -- 02.22.2008

"Anal Wink" is a medical term: The anal wink, anal reflex, perineal reflex, or anocutaneous reflex is the reflexive contraction of the external anal sphincter upon stroking of the skin around the anus.

A noxious or tactile stimuli will cause a wink contraction of the anal sphincter muscles and also flexion. The stimuli is detected by the nociceptors in the perineal skin to the pudendal nerve, where a response is integrated by the spinal cord sacral segments S1-S3.

The absence of this reflex indicates that there is an interruption of the reflex arc, which may be in the sensory afferent limb or the motor efferent limb. The synapse between the afferent and efferent limbs occurs in the lowest sacral segments of the spinal cord.

prarie doggin (4057) -- 02.22.2008

Excellent explanation CCDD. Now I understand completely. (wink wink)

The Thunderous ... (741) -- 02.22.2008

Maybe its just a reflex or its your brain telling your ass that if you don't want to drop that dookie on the floor while answering the phone, you better squeeze it off before you get up!!!
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CaCa Doodle Doo (45) -- 02.22.2008

But since you (hopefully) only have one anus, wouldn't it be more accurately described as a "blink?" ;)

K9 Krapper (not verified) -- 02.22.2008

sure, our bungs can wink but have you ever watched your dog pinch a loaf? Their bungs extend out a little, deposit the load, and then RETRACT! A retractable bunghole!! What an amazing thing...I wonder if humans had such a wonder bung back in the day but lost it due to the evolutionary pressures of toilet paper utilization.

prarie doggin (4057) -- 02.22.2008

Sorry K9, evolution has dealt us a cruel blow. Not only don't our bungs retract, they actually protrude and wiggle side to side in order to deposit maximum dingleberriage. Then they wink at us as if to say "happy wiping".

(!)

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HowleyKook (127) -- 02.22.2008

;)

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Logjam (2826) -- 02.22.2008

CaCa. You didn't, by any chance, study under Dr. Bruce Woodling, did you?

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C Everett Poop (824) -- 02.22.2008

K9, are you suggesting that dogs have self-wiping assholes? What a concept.

K9 Krapper (not verified) -- 02.22.2008

Exactly CEP! Completely self-wiping...a brilliant concept which mother nature for some reason didn't think was necessary for humans. I'm sure some would say our larger brains make up for it butt in my experience a decent percentage of humans would be better served by a self-wiping bung.

Deja Poo (1092) -- 02.22.2008

MSG, I am less concerned about your sphincter's urge to slam shut when you stand up in mid-dump than I am about your repeated urges to stand up at mid-dump. This is like swallowing and breathing: they are not supposed to be done simultaneously.
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Deja Poo (1092) -- 02.22.2008

Not all dog assholes are self-wiping. We had a mutt that liked to drag his ass along the shag rug in the living room. Of course, he occasionally ate our socks instead of just chewing the stink out of them.
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Bilgepump (2903) -- 02.22.2008

I am NOT a mutt!!!

pnuttycorn (513) -- 02.22.2008

Ok I dunno why this "winking topic made me think of this, but I used to work with a gay guy who told me he went to an all male revue once and one of the guys "lip sang" the "oooh waah" part of "Why do fools fall in love" with his bung hole. I am cracking up now just imagining it.

prarie doggin (4057) -- 02.22.2008

I know a few assholes who can sing.

Logjam (2826) -- 02.22.2008

Crooner-mooners?

Bilgepump (2903) -- 02.22.2008

Barbershop Cracktet?

Logjam (2826) -- 02.22.2008

Boing Crosby?

pnuttycorn (513) -- 02.22.2008

Frank Shitnatra!!

pnuttycorn (513) -- 02.22.2008

Hope my legs don't get broken for that

Logjam (2826) -- 02.22.2008

Pnuttycorn. You've got legs? You never mentioned that in your profile.

pnuttycorn (513) -- 02.22.2008

There's even feet and toes at the end too.

Logjam (2826) -- 02.22.2008

Which end?

Bilgepump (2903) -- 02.22.2008

what happened to the odd feet and toes?

pnuttycorn (513) -- 02.22.2008

Ahhhh, hmmmm. good question. The opposite end of my head.

Logjam (2826) -- 02.22.2008

Sorry to overwhelm you with questions, pnutty. It's just that hardly anyone will talk to us.

pnuttycorn (513) -- 02.22.2008

Bilge, my toes are most assuredly odd. Especially the big one on my left foot.

pnuttycorn (513) -- 02.22.2008

Awwww, log. I'd stay but I'm out the door to one of those "pure romance" aka sex toy home shopping type thingy. Wish me luck.

Bilgepump (2903) -- 02.22.2008

ok, we found the odd toes, the odd feet are still AWOL, and the even toes seem to be accounted for, on paper, but no hard evidence of their existence. This is starting to sound pretty fishy..e.r..wait, fish, no toes, no feet...uh...hmmmm

Bilgepump (2903) -- 02.22.2008

I need a new Merry Widow, please...Bunga stole mine

Logjam (2826) -- 02.22.2008

OK, but please tell us, sometime, what happens at those, with luck.

Logjam (2826) -- 02.22.2008

(As pnutty hustles out the door) "We are ... two wild and crazy guys."

prarie doggin (4057) -- 02.22.2008

Wow, I went to dinner and the posts more than doubled. I'll have to read them. I sure don't want to miss out on all the quality content.

daphne (4594) -- 02.22.2008

Wow, Caca, nice post. I was thinking that once you stood, the flexing of the glutes would slam your bummie shut.

Oh, and mooner crooners - Dean Fartin. It's gotten so when I don't participate in both the topic and the derail that it feels wrong either way.

Poopreport comment threads have become the cable-knit sweaters of the internet.


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MSG (1260) -- 02.23.2008

Thanks to Shitwit and Caca Doodle Doo for actual comments. Deja Poo, a couple of instances in 65+ years doesn't make a habit; this was just something I noticed, and thought I'd ask. I was hoping some others might have insights or memories that would be relevant.

The first place I remember encountering the term was a detective novel, I think, and it involved a medical examiner testing a person who was apparently dead, finding that the anal wink still existed, and then making a successful effort to revive the person.

prarie doggin (4057) -- 02.23.2008

My first aid training never mentioned this before, but it makes sense. First, check for signs of breathing, second feel neck for pulse, and third check the o-ring for signs of life.

Logjam (2826) -- 02.23.2008

MSG said : Thanks to Shitwit and Caca Doodle Doo for actual comments.

Picky, picky. We all do the best we can. And by the way, Caca Doodle's wasn't an "actual comment" either, but a copy-and-paste job from Wikipedia.

prarie doggin (4057) -- 02.23.2008

Copy-and-paste job. That explains why it is sticking when I try to scroll past it.

CaCa Doodle Doo (45) -- 02.23.2008

Yep, copy and paste. I wanted it to be accurate. I have, however, been aware of what an "anal wink" is since college when I took a neurology course as part of my occupational therapy training. I found it interesting then and have never forgotten what it is. There is another reflex you should check out: cremasteric reflex. However, I'll not offend you by copying/pasting that one.

Happy reflexing!

Artful Dodger (394) -- 02.23.2008

Your butt is flirting. If you wait long enough, it will start blowing you kisses.

daphne (4594) -- 02.23.2008

Isn't cremasteric reflex the ole' sack grab?


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prarie doggin (4057) -- 02.23.2008

Yes, Daphne it is. You can see it all summer long by watching professional baseball.

daphne (4594) -- 02.23.2008

Ah, truedat, Prarie, truedat. I seem to remember the esteemed Jim Thome making sure he was alive at least four times a game for years. Now, there's a man afraid of becoming a zombie......


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Logjam (2826) -- 02.23.2008

Let's see. What could be the adaptive advantage of having an asshole that tightens up when something brushes the skin nearby? Hmmmm. Hmmmmm.

prarie doggin (4057) -- 02.24.2008

That might explain why I kept hearing what sounded like doors slamming shut through out the theater during Brokeback Mountain.

HowleyKook (127) -- 02.26.2008

You saw that in the theatre? I waited for the video. I knew my sphinchter would tighten up so much my glutes would cramp.
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