Ask Poopreport: Poop Without Peeing?

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I just read the page that discusses why we poop while we pee and found it to be very comprehensive. I have a question that is related to, but not answered in, that section. As a medical student, I have, of course, become the source of information on such topics among my circle of friends, and have recently been asked if it is normal to poop without peeing. So, is it?

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You know, I don't think I've ever done this in regards to taking a normal crap. However, on certain occasions that I've had a severe case of the runs, I am pretty sure that I've only emptied out the back. It was probably due to the fact that I was so sick that no water was being absorbed by my large colon, though, so there was nothing in my bladder.


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It's rare that I fire the cannons without firing the hose, but if I'm sick then it's usually just #2.


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This has never happened to me either, except in cases similar to that described by Daphne. When I the squirts that come in several waves, I don't have any pee left by the second or third wave.
But in all other cases, I pee when I poop. I'll try next time to see if I can do #2 without doing #1.

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I think peeing after pooping or at the same time is like a natural be-day


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It's impossible to poop without peeing. When you poop, you have to relax your pelvic floor muscles and the nerves that run to your bladder and the ones that control your anal sphincter both pass through there. So when you relax enough to poop, you almost always pee too. You'd have to have some wicked pelvic floor control to be able to prevent it from happening.

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I almost never pee at the same time as when I poop.

Often times I feel inclined to pee a short while afterwards.

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I know I'm done pooing when that little trickle of pee comes out.

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I regularly dump without taking a leak. Isn't that neat?

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It is very seldom that I poop without peeing. The only time this happens is if I just peed within the prior 5 minutes to sitting down for a poop. I don't have a specific point in the evacuation process where I pee like pnuttycorn, but it does happen. It usually is dictated by the velocity of my poop, as far as when in the process it happens. Sometime before, during or after the drop.

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Ms. Mad Shitter's picture
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I always pee when I poop. Sometimes I do both at the same time.

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Runninggrr12, I have some wicked pelvic floor control.

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Actually I rarely pee while pooping. I usually pee before or after I poop. I feel rather odd when I poop and pee at the same time. I must have some sort of control that I didn't know about!

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I poop without peeing about 1/4 of the time. I guess I'm in the minority. Generally I like to space things out a bit intentionally: I have to pee a lot (I love my coffee), and most of the time the poo just needs to "cook" a little longer.

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THE SHIT ABYSS

I like your euphemisms - firing the cannons and firing the hose!

Virtually everybody, I should think, at least fires the hose when they get up in the morning - the male half of the species having an external hose, of course!

After breakfast, when cups of tea lubricate my my bladder and bowel, I return to the can, and do both operations.

I learned by watching others when I was little, to clasp my hands while I poop, and I still like to do that. I have learned not to wash the bathroom floor with my hose pipe, by trapping it inside the toilet.

It's best to allow the bladder to empty itself at this time - saves unzipping at inconvenient times.

My 2 lads followed my example, but knew that if they wet the floor they had to wipe it up. They soon got things under control. Their euphemism for pooping and peeing is 'killing two birds with one stone'. We had a family holiday abroad over Christmas, and when we new that boarding was imminent, my youngest said, 'We'd all better kill two birds with one stone', and the three of us went to sit in adjacent cubicles before our early morning flight, and didn't have to use the dreaded aeroplane toilets during the journey, though we had a welcome 'unzip' after getting into the terminal building.

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Has anyone gotten Dr. OZ to promote this site?

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Sometimes the pee comes out simultaneously with the poop and sometimes precedes the poop. It will come right after the poop if its round two or ten.
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Merry Poopins's picture
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Sometimes it is hard to pee without pooping when nature comes calling. I had to give a urine sample for a job drug test and it took quite some time in the bathroom at the doctors office trying to control my bowels while releasing my bladder.

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Well, funny that I should come across this as I'm pooping at work and peeing at the same time. I very seldom don't do both, even if I peed right before. But I have an excellent bladder that makes sure I can always pee for a urinalysis, after doing the nasty to clear the pipes, etc.

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I agree with the majority of the posters here. I usually do #1 and #2 together. The only time that doesn't happen is when I'm so dehydrated there simply is no fluid left to dribble out. And by that point the pooping comes to a halt too. Immediately following surgery last week this is exactly what I went thru. Very frustrating, to say the least!

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I usually do both, but that is not always the case. Sometimes my bladder must be too empty. There have been a few occasions where 5 or 10 minutes after crapping I realize that I didn't pee and have to go back to make a liquid deposit.


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Montreal Gal's picture
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I always pee when I poop. Usually I try to pee first, but if I really have to poop, I do both at the same time. If I poop a lot, I pee a bit at the end.

When you say the word "poop", your mouth makes the same motion as your butt-hole does when pooping.

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I'm like the majority of people here as well. I usually pee when I poop as well. I normally do #1 first and then number #2 when it hits me normally before I get into the shower. Also sometimes but not to often do I do both of them together at the same time.

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Fire engine....Does this occasionally happen after you get in the shower??


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I have to report that I just shat, and the hose didn't fire. It had been well over an hour before when the hose fired.


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Fire Engine's picture
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ChiefThuderbutt in answer to your question I usually pee all the time before I get into the shower. Sometimes I have to get out of the shower to do #2 and then get back in as well.

Jimmy's picture
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I never pee when I do a stinky. I always do it afterwards. Can't remember ever doing both simultaneously.

Shelly's picture
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I can't do it! I made a post about this in another question area, and put short, I once went to the bathroom at the beach by pulling aside my bum-part of my bikini, and when I started pooping, I peed nonstop for a minute and could not control it, so I ended up peeing all through my bikini front.

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Actually I found this website because I was wondering if I should see a doctor about me NEVER peeing while/before/after pooping. For me I have to get up and wait like 5 minutes than I can take a pee. Yet, the whole time it feels like I have to, I just can't.
Is this normal? AGGGHHHH help!

Beepoop's picture
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I usually don't do both at the same time unless I really gotta push to get that turd out. After I'm done, though, I figure as long as I'm already on the toilet, why not?

Anal movement's picture
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One time I was pooping reverse style eating a bowl of cereal and noticed I started peeing through the back of the lid...another time I was doing an upper decker and ended up peeing in the bowl, thus indicating you cannot poop without peeing right before, during, or right after pooping

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Dear AM, The fact that you eat while seated on the commode and engage in turd terrorism acts points to the fact that you are a cretin who probably would be classified taxonomically as "Homo Stupidus" I, a fairly normal specimen of homo sapians, eschew both these practices and have a brain in my large bulbous head that is capable of sending messages that close the little valves in my weenie and allow me to pee and poop separately, or simultaneously.

Isn't evolution wonderful?


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Normal homo sapian? This coming from Mr. Possum man himself? That is too funny to be normal.
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Moving Anus, if eating and crapping were meant to be simultaneous activities, don't you think the fridge would be in the same room as the toilet or that the toilet would have a little flip up tray so that you could rest your cereal bowl while resting on the toilet bowl?
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ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Dear BotJ, The possum is the most delicious of the marsupials. It has a far better flavor than Skippy the Roo.

I have heard that even the royal family dines on these succulent creatures and they will have a prominent place at the wedding feast of William and Kate.

Possum grease will be soon be dripping from royal chins!


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I really don't pee when I poop. It just feels weird when I do, so I generally try not to and have no problems with doing so. Except when I've got some sort of stomach bug, which is pretty much the complete opposite of what everybody else is saying.

Anonymous guy 's picture
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You see people with there pants nearly on their waist, how in the world do you do that without pissing all over your pants?

Anonymous's picture
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I never have to pee while pooping, I may do so out of convenience but I can and normally do the functions separately. I wasn't aware that many/most people can't!