I put up a link to the photo because it will also give you the opportunity to see the rest of the author's photo album.
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Duh, it's fibers from the probe the aliens used to insert a tracking device up your ass.
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It looks like broom straw or hemp rope. It could be corn-on-the-cob strings or artichoke strings or string bean strings.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Most of those pics look like various plant parts to me... bits of onion and/or tomato skin, something stemmy with thick strands of cellulose, like bits of celery maybe.

Not sure what that dark hairy thing was, or those mechanical parts. I hope those didn't come out of scannerguy's ass.

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Dude, in order to save money, you are supposed to buy SURPLUS toilet paper, not USED asswipe.
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The mechanical parts looked like the rotating blades from an electric shaver that are imbued with shavings.

I am wondering, though, what caused that hellacious rash in the pic before the electric razor blade shots.
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Did the razorprob pictures come before or after the poop hairs?

I think MMC may be on to something...

Rash + weird fibers = Morgellons
(which many apparently believe to be caused by alien abduction/implant)

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Thanks IBS I knew there was a technical name for it but I couldn't be bothered to do an actual search for it.
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No idea what they are, but I do know this: you are looking WAY too closely at your shit. Check for blood and swallowed jewelry, but other than that, drop and flush.

Looks like something the cat drug in on the long fur.

1. you are a disgusting human being... 2. you have worms

So looking at poo makes you a disgusting human being. Many diseases are caught in their early stages by looking at what comes out of the asshole. Your comment seems to have come from your asshole.

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I wonder if the Giant Poo would know....
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Butt hair. Scannerguy needs electrolysis.
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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

Corn-on-the cob strings are more likely though.
A bit of advice Scannerguy: you have to clean off the corn better before you stick it up your butt.
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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

Some sort of fibrous vegetation. Eat any new unusual plant matter lately?

Otherwise it could be dead worm fragments.

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i have no way of knowing personally but it looks like a gerbal hair try putting a mouse trap in your butt crack

I still want to know how that razorprob was involved.
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I thought you were supposed to wrap the gerbil in duct tape before using it as a suppository, buttrocket.
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What I want to know is why is this person so obsessed with their dooks that they analyze them under the microscope. Was the cable out?! i mean come on man.
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hey deja poo,black gerbil,black taco,black poo,taco bell

I was going to write something like "your boyfriend's pubes", but I thought better of it.
Scannergeek might be a sockpuppet for you-know-who...
Instead, I might suggest that Scannertool take on the advice posted by other respondents, and do a Google image search using their suggestions as keywords.
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

I suggest to Blind Mullet to join the forums for our great pictures of dogs yacking. We know you won't be able to resist!
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Come on BM, the forums are addictive and will cut into even more of your spare time.

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I know I spend roughly 2 hours a day there.....man I have no life.
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PoopReport has forums?? Man, I will never get caught up!

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Left side, under REPORT POOP
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Thanks Bilgey. Do I need to put little winkies at the end to denote facetiousness?

Oops... I probably shouldn't mention "little winkies" around here!

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