Ask PoopReport: Colonoscopy Cracks
I need help with my colonoscopy.
No, not that kind of help. Sicko. Rather: I am about to get my first colonoscopy and I am nervous. In unsettling situations, I find comfort in jokes and small talk. So can someone help me with lighthearted things to say to the doctor, the nurses, and to any curious onlookers? Don’t worry, I'm not shy. If I was, I wouldn’t be on this site.