To _____________, from the number one writer about number two.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

1. To_______________, enjoy all the poop on all the poop!

2. To_______________, take a load off with this great sit-down read!

3. To______________, here's my solid contribution to your bathroom library!

4. To______________, here's my great summer read for dropping the kids off at the pool!

5. To______________, for those many moments when you're posing as 'The Thinker.'

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

To ____________, don't fall in and don't forget to flush.

To ____________, I dare you to read this on the rush hour train to Flushing.

To ____________, the throne awaits thee.

To ____________, may all of your business be as enjoyable as mine.

To ____________, thanks for the 15 bucks.

To ____________, the smell of love is in the air.

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Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.

To ________________, may your turds be tapered at the ends.

To ________________, may your corn be fully digested.

To ________________, wishing you many happy returns to the bathroom.

To _________________, many joyous floaters and sinkers.

To _________________, don't squint so hard that you can't read the book.

To ____________________, coat hanger sold separately.

To ____________________, may the water level rise up to meet your turd.

Those are some good ones up there!

Here's all I got:
Dear______,
Wishing you all the triple-ply quilted best!

I hope you don't find the subject matter too corny.

Digest THIS!

It's most effective when done front to back. Same with reading this book.

Hope you enjoy my shitty book.

Fecally yours,
Dave

Okay, Dave-O. The turd-ball is in your court. You gots plenty to work with now!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Poop for thought.

From my Brooklyn brownstone to your brown Throne.

Thanks! I used a number of these last night. I also used "Thank you for picking up my product", which seemed to go over well.

Haha! You could also add after writing, "Thank you for picking up my product."
--"Don't forget to wash your hands!"

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Has anyone suggested, "Thanks for taking the plunge"?

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

to so&so,thanks for picking my book instead of a booger!

To ______, for the times when you're full of crap too...

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....