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Ask PoopReport: Cleaning Hippie Bowl Stains

Posted 12.02.2009 by eddie_abandon (10)
Dear PoopReport,

"If it's yellow, let it mellow." This phrase was probably more common in the eco-craze of the 1970s, but it's still around. In fact, we do this where I live. We also have a hippie diet. Together, this leads to brown or yellow rings around the interior of the bowl, right at the water line. My question to you: what is the best thing to get out these stains?

Thunderbox (1510) -- 12.02.2009

Paint the inside of your pan brown...or maybe in lots of rainbow rings since you`re hippies. That would solve the problem. Do hippies actually clean their toilets anyway?

ChiefThunderbutt (3210) -- 12.02.2009

I have the same problem and I cure it with vinegar. I can get two gallons of distilled white vinegar at Sam's club for less than $5.00. When the stains get bad I pour in about two or three cups and let it stand for a couple of hours then brush with a toilet brush. The stains come off quite easily and voila, pearly white shitter.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Bilgepump (2908) -- 12.02.2009

Any acid solution will get the rings out, but you want use a very mild one, or it will eventually destroy the porcelain.
Hydrofluoric acid is the most effective, but also the most dangerous, the burns on your skin from this acid, should it splash on you, can kill you.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Deja Poo (1100) -- 12.02.2009

What's the cure? Consuela, the illegal immigrant cleaning lady.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Squat-n-leaveit (629) -- 12.02.2009

Real hippies would have a composting toilet. Zero porcelain, no stains.

Blind Mullet (still locked out) (not verified) -- 12.02.2009

Those ridiculous afros that hippies sported back then, and the even worse dreadies that the unwashed grubs sport today, would make ideal toilet cleaners. Simply grab the drug-numbed fool, and jam its head down the shitter. Use it's shoulders for leverage to get a twisting motion going, or better still, twist it's hips and the lack of spine will allow the whole body to get a good spiralling.
(I thought hippies were extinct anyway, because their vegetarian-and-drug diet/lifestyle had caused them to breed themselves out of existence).

Bilgepump (2908) -- 12.02.2009

BM....you forget your password or something? Is your caps lock on?
I'll send Daph a message and see if she can get ya unstuck.


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

phatmanxxl (532) -- 12.02.2009

Being hippies I assume you don't flush the toilet to save the planet, well start flushing the toilet after every use and follow a routine cleaning. The shit & piss stained bowl should stay clean.

ChiefThunderbutt (3210) -- 12.02.2009

BM....I was proud to call myself a hippie when I first got out of military service. I didn't sport an afro, I just didn't cut my hair (unnecessary expense). The only drug I and most of my friends used was marijuana (home grown) and we drank very little. The movement was about stopping war (still a good idea) and being happy without adding to the clutter that is destroying the world with more and more rapidity.

Self sufficiency was our creedo which might be a good idea still today. The Greek philosopher Epicurus of Samos is mostly misunderstood, when he mentioned good food he was referring to wholesome food. The hippie movement, of which I still proudly proclaim membership, espouses the same ideal.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

runninggrrl2 (245) -- 12.02.2009

You can use hydrochloric acid on it...buy it from the hardware store. Sometimes they call it "muriatic acid". It is used to clean extra grout off of tilework/masonry and it will get anything off of a toilet. But only use it like, once a month or so because it's corrosive.


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An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

Victor Nettoyeur (not verified) -- 12.02.2009

I always clean up my sanction killings with a good bath of full strength hydrochloric acid.

Ah bon, c`est fini. Il`y a riens pour vous ici, mons amis de polis.

pnuttycorn (517) -- 12.02.2009

If you hippes would stop pouring your bong water in the potty, you wouldn't have that problem.

pnuttycorn (517) -- 12.02.2009

Hippies!!! I don't smoke that shit!!!
I just let the cat lick the bowl. Usually cleans it good.

ChiefThunderbutt (3210) -- 12.02.2009

pnuttycorn....A real hippie drinks the bong water for an extra buzz.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Squat-n-leaveit (629) -- 12.03.2009

I was, am, and always will be, a hippie. Even though I have not had a toke off a bong for 40 years. Never did care for bong water. Preferred Southern Comfort. The sweetness, and alcohol were a nice combination. Someday, I hope someday to find one of that most endangered species, the hippie chick. Till then, I let my long wet hair fly in the rainy Washington wind. The freak flag still flys.

daphne (4608) -- 12.03.2009

I used an under the rim add-on cleaner once, and it was great. No stains.

Chief's suggestion of vinegar is best for your septic tank, though. Vinegar is great for reducing pee stains. It worked in my guinea pig cages, and it works in our toilets as well. Adding a bit of baking soda to a toilet with a few cups of bleach in it is also great for cleaning the tank of pee rings; just don't add too much. That stuff bubbles up a LOT.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Thunderbox (1510) -- 12.03.2009
ChiefThunderbutt (3210) -- 12.03.2009

Thanks T-box......The great wisdom of the "Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers" was undeniable, and Fat Freddy's Cat was an endearing feline.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Mrs. Mad Crapper (1155) -- 12.03.2009

The thought of some hippie out there chugging bong water has made my morning dry-heave-a-riffic. thanks Chief.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

daphne (4608) -- 12.03.2009

Here, fill that empty stomach with this greasy pork sammich. It's served in a dirty ashtray. Mmmmnomnom.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

ChiefThunderbutt (3210) -- 12.03.2009

Dayum.....Can I have one too Daphne?


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

pnuttycorn (517) -- 12.03.2009

Weird Science refs. I am a by product of the 80's.

Deja Poo (1100) -- 12.03.2009

If you're into cheaper fixes, you can try cleaning your crapper with ammonia or you can try cleaning your crapper with bleach. However, don't try cleaning your crapper with both ammonia and bleach at the same time.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Ed Cefala (not verified) -- 12.08.2009

Thanks to everyone for your input. I am going for the vinegar solution. My scrubber is white, sand-stone like pumice. I'll post the results if the photos are clear enough.

sittingpretty (2412) -- 12.08.2009

I used ammonia and bleach to clean a bathroom once and it didn't hurt me. It had terraza flooring and it looked really dirty. My nephew was two and I wanted the bathroom to be perfectly clean for him before they moved in to their apartment.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Shithouse Rat (not verified) -- 12.08.2009

Stop dropping hippies in the bowl and bury them in the yard instead.

Mrs. Mad Crapper (1155) -- 12.08.2009

Yeah don't mix brake fluid and Clorox either. No don't do it.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Squat-n-leaveit (629) -- 12.09.2009

SP! you are fortunate your nephew did not find a clean bathroom and a corpse. Read this

sittingpretty (2412) -- 12.09.2009

I know, Squat. I am so dumb about simple common sense things sometimes.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

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