Ask Poopreport: Got Sick On My Own Resta
After a rather horrific ride on the Porcelain Express, "Stew" asks for advice: Dear PoopReport, I work in a restaurant as a waiter. We are allowed to eat for free at the end of the night if something is left over. If nothing is left over, we can eat for half-price. Last night, some soup was left...
Ask Poopreport: Can You Help Me Stop Clo
An anonymous lady-ma'am writes in: I am an athletic girl with average weight, but I can't stop clogging my toilet. It is embarrassing me to make my family plunge it so often. I already do a poop flush and a TP flush, but my poop is just too big. Is there anything I can do that will make it...
Ask Poopreport: How Do I Avoid Pooping O
A shameful pooper is in our midst: I have a question for tips on holding in poop. I am going on a short, three-day vacation to my friend's house and was wondering if it would be safe for me to hold it in. I normally go every day, but on second day but the urge isn't too bad. Please leave tips...
Ask Poopreport: Why Won't My Mom J
A frustrated young adult writes in: My mom is kind of incontinent. She poops herself about twice a month during the drive home. I asked her to start buying diapers, and she said she didn't need them. Um, yes she does. What can I say to her to get her to realize she should be wearing them? P.S...
Ask Poopreport: My Dog's Annoying H
A fellow animal lover writes in about his dog's annoying habit: This is about my dog, not me. Since it involves poop maybe you can help me out anyway. My dog is a 40-pound mutt-type dog. He looks like a beagle mix. He is house-trained and is a real good dog except for two bad habits he has....
Ask Poopreport: Our Annual Notice On Med
Someone with a fake email address wrote this in: Hi. I have a problem that when I poop there two to three drops of bright blood. This has been happening for the last three days. What should I do to get rid of this [issue]? And the most important think is I don't want to show my ass to doctor...
Ask Poopreport: Am I Recovering From My
Blitz,who just had surgery, wrote to us today. If anyone had an appendectomy, please chime in! Hello everyone. Hope you're all pooping well! I had a laparoscopic appendectomy three days ago, and I've been on a few pain killers and antibiotics since then. I started eating yesterday, but I have...
Ask Poopreport: There's An Undigest
"Cathy" asks: Today,after going Number Two, I noticed something in my stool. It was a small, green, and shaped like a capsule. I take pills in morning, every morning, and I think that this is what I saw. Why did it not dissolve in my body? Did I get the full effect from that pill?
Ask Poopreport: Covert Toilet Paper?
I always want to post questions from young people, because they don't always feel comfortable asking for help from their own guardians or peers. A young person asks the following: Dear Poopreport, Our school toilet paper is awful. Crazy, but I am almost sure it gives me a rash. I'm a girl, which...
Ask Poopreport: I Have A Stinky, Dirty,
"Hooty" wrote in with a concern: OK, Ive had this problem for years. It started only in public places; when I pooped, the dry, cheap toilet paper wasn't enough to get me clean, and my ass cheeks would be stuck together for the rest of the day. Eventually I had to shit at home, and I had to use...
Ask Poopreport: After The Bed Sore
"Alex" does not feel well. He has these issues: I am seventeen years old and I am having trouble. I had a bed sore. It healed, but I stayed in the hospital for two days. When I came home, I began to feel like my left butt cheek was sweating or something. I can barely poop, and when I do it...
Never clean
A frustrated parent writes in: My five year-old is never "clean." For the past year we have accomplished a lot. He finally is going to the bathroom in a daily basis; however, for some reason, his bottom is never clean. Every night after potty time I give him a shower. He likes to spend time in...
Ask Poopreport: My Poop Is Horribly Stuc
I know; we go over this topic all the time. But every once in awhile it's good to put the info out there for those of us who feel as if they are riding butt corks. "Jack" wrote in with a problem. Let's share our best remedies. I cannot get the poop out for the past four days. Extreme pushing...
Ask Poopreport: I'm Terrified Of Le
A very anxious and unhappy person wrote in: For about three years now I have had this awful awful fear of being around other people, because I am afraid I will have to poop. I haven't been on a date in years because it seems like as soon as I eat, I've gotta go, and I won't go in public. I want...
Ask Poopreport: My Vegan Poop Chute Is
Anonymous asks: I've been a vegan for over twenty years, so I'm pretty much all fiber all the time. I have been adding weight most of the year. I have always been able to lose weight easily by cutting out things like bread and pasta. Now, I can gain two pounds in a day by eating about half...
Ask Poopreport: Can Someone Overcome Po
Someone writes in for her friend: This morning my friend Ana came to me about a problem she had the other day. I had no idea what to say to her and so I ask you all for help. Ana is really into this guy she knows. She's always saying how he's amazing and no one could ever top him. Yesterday she...
Ask PoopReport: Is There A Funny Smell C
Anonymous wonders if he stinks: I'm 22 year-old male who had a hemorrhoidectomy two years ago for a very large, level four hemorrhoid. I didn't know it existed until I noticed people holding their noses around me or telling me something smelled like shit, or asking if someone farted. I never had...
Clogged For Days
Someone is very stopped up. Read on: For just under two years I have been having a bowel movement every three-to-five days. I had a handle on it with laxatives including a natural substance called seneca that you can find at a health store. Two months ago I went 17 days without pooping. My...
Ask Poopreport: Flushing Flushable Wipe
I would like to see some decent answers to this question, because I wonder about this, too! Why would a flushable wipe company (like Kleenex Cottonelle) tell its customers that their wipes are flushable and biodegradable when they clog septic systems? Flushable wipes fail biodegrading tests all...
Ask Poopreport: I've Tasted My Own
I was afraid someone would ask this sooner or later: I'm so embarrassed making this question. I'm worried and the internet is the only place I can anonymously ask. Yesterday I tasted my own feces. (Don't ask me why.) Then I spat it out and brushed my teeth clean. I'LL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN. What...

my butt is leaky
March 25, 2004. 1,641 Comments