Should they be this color?

On a weirdness scale of one to ten, rate this grandparent's behavior.

Teenage angst should never go this far.

Get out your dictionaries. We've got a smart'un asking questions today.

The days of soft serve are over. What to do?

Well, have you?

A mother asks Poopreport for advice.

... it's not. Any ideas?

It's not the cotton from the tail that's the problem.

They're coming out in the same form they went in.

He does everything right, except crap.

Anxiety sucks.

You doo the right thing, sometimes you pay for it. So what now?

A Poopreporter asks for statistical data. What do we know?

Short of nose plugs, what's to be done?

Ew.

Sometimes brown, sometimes clear; sometimes it smells kinda' queer.

And we're not talking about the candy...

How great is your butt!

When you take her hand in marriage, can't her butt stay single?

Have you ever heard about this? I'm so glad I haven't.

When they're young, it's called "encopresis." But what about when they're old?

What could cause the brown man behind the curtain to double in size?

What's going on with the mom who feels nothing?

A surprisingly blase question about one's potentially imminent demise.

Swine flu, bird flu... what about duck flew (over)?

Your poop can contribute to science. Get to it.

What buffet buffers do our Poopreporters recommend?

Or does that old rhyme disguise cruel and unintended consequences?

What do you do with a kid who can't bulk down?