Should they be this color?
On a weirdness scale of one to ten, rate this grandparent's behavior.
Teenage angst should never go this far.
------ posted 01.27.2010 by
Ravioli (10)
Get out your dictionaries. We've got a smart'un asking questions today.
------ posted 01.25.2010 by
Gary (10)
The days of soft serve are over. What to do?
Well, have you?
------ posted 01.19.2010 by
LaBrez (10)
A mother asks Poopreport for advice.
------ posted 01.08.2010 by
Wiperena (10)
... it's not. Any ideas?
------ posted 01.07.2010 by
SunnyS (10)
It's not the cotton from the tail that's the problem.
------ posted 12.29.2009 by
Klaus (10)
They're coming out in the same form they went in.
He does everything right, except crap.
------ posted 12.11.2009 by
SeanR (11)
Anxiety sucks.
------ posted 12.08.2009 by
johnjohn (16)
You doo the right thing, sometimes you pay for it. So what now?
A Poopreporter asks for statistical data. What do we know?
Short of nose plugs, what's to be done?
------ posted 11.21.2009 by
MHath (10)
Sometimes brown, sometimes clear; sometimes it smells kinda' queer.
------ posted 10.20.2009 by
birdz (11)
And we're not talking about the candy...
------ posted 10.06.2009 by
MSG (1228)
How great is your butt!
------ posted 09.28.2009 by
MSG (1228)
When you take her hand in marriage, can't her butt stay single?
Have you ever heard about this? I'm so glad I haven't.
------ posted 08.18.2009 by
Lewis (10)
When they're young, it's called "encopresis." But what about when they're old?
------ posted 08.06.2009 by
Rhiannon (10)
What could cause the brown man behind the curtain to double in size?
------ posted 07.30.2009 by
plop cop (136)
What's going on with the mom who feels nothing?
------ posted 07.14.2009 by
RMB (10)
A surprisingly blase question about one's potentially imminent demise.
------ posted 06.23.2009 by
UglyMac (10)
Swine flu, bird flu... what about duck flew (over)?
Your poop can contribute to science. Get to it.
What buffet buffers do our Poopreporters recommend?
------ posted 05.26.2009 by
Raz73 (10)
Or does that old rhyme disguise cruel and unintended consequences?
What do you do with a kid who can't bulk down?
------ posted 05.12.2009 by
tonya (13)