Large poop

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An anonymous writer wonders about the elasticity of her bung:

I have extremely large poops in width and sometimes length, but the width is always huge. When I say large I mean like the width of my fist (I'm female, by the way). Most of the time it's painful to poop because it's so big. I have gotten used to the pain, even though it hurts. Once I spent 20 minutes trying to push a poop out. It hurt so bad I was crying on the toilet.

Its always tough pushing, and I can feel it stretching my anus. There is usually blood present, but not a excessive amount -- just a little when I wipe and mostly on my poop in the toilet. My poops also clogs the toilet every single time because it is too big to go down the toilet hole. I am not talking about the pipes, either; I am talking about the whole the water goes into in the toilet.

Sometimes toilet is clogged for days, no matter how hard or long I plunge it. I always end up waiting a day or two before I can plunge it down. Might I add there is sometimes a mucus-like substance on it. I am not sure if that's my being aroused or not. I am kind of grossed out at the thought of my poop raping me.

My question is this: Can poop stretch your anus out if the poop is big enough and persistently at that size for a long period of time, like years?

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12 Comments on "Large poop"

MSG's picture
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I can't answer your question about stretching, though I know the anus is somewhat elastic. I can do two things, though: First, I ask whether you have seen a doctor to get suggestions on how to thin and soften your monster turds. Believe me, doctors have seen it all, so you should not be embarrassed (yesterday, for example, my doctor removed the remains of a tick from my scrotum). Second, I suggest more fiber: whole wheat cereal and bread, green leafy veggies plus celery, nuts and the like. That may help you to move your bowels more frequently with consequently less poop at once. Be sure to drink plenty of water with that; but also see your doctor!

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Your anus, no. Your rectum? Possibly. People who are chronically constipated can stretch the delicate rectum and make it so that it loses muscle tone, which will just make the cycle that more vicious. I highly recommend a stool softener, lots of fiber, and a ton of water to help keep your stools soft enough to pass easily.

An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

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Okay, I'll ask. How did you get a tick on your scrotum, MSG?

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I have no idea how the tick got there, except that I work in the garden for some hours every day, and it might have gotten on one of my socks and just walked up my leg at some point. It can't have been there very long, though it was well embedded when I found it. This is peak season for ticks here. My doctor said he had removed at least one from some patient every day this week, though mine was the first at that location for at least a week. In past years he has removed numerous ticks from men's scrota, as well as other private places. He told me I had already passed the threshold time for three of the four tick-borne diseases, but I would have to wait about six weeks to be sure I don't have Lyme disease. This doctor is a good man; it is truly wonderful to be able to trust one's doctor.

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sometimes when it feels like a large poo is coming out, and the stretching feels as if it is extending from cheek to cheek, then something tiny plops out, there's a sense of uneasiness of what just happened. buttholes are strange!

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

Anonymous's picture
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Are you Lindsey?

Anonymous's picture
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Oh my, I don't know whether to feel bad or laugh. That is one big poop.

Anonymous's picture
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I got here by searching for how monster turds can overwhelm our environmentally-conscious water-saving toilets. I have severe constipation due to pain med use (legit and legal- the pain meds that is) and after a few days of nothing I drop a multi-pound destroyer-sinking torpedo. I am male, but pretty sure I now know what it's like giving birth. How can one make it easier to dispose of these oversized bombs without flooding the bathroom with an overflowed commode? (the other night it leaked onto my downstairs neighbors' head...I lied and said it was the sink...;-P)

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I too suffer from the same problem. Never had this issue until one summer I studied abroad and wasn't able to pass a stool for 6 weeks! Since then, my stools have been very wide and hard to pass. I find that cutting it up prior to flushing prevents the stools from clogging the toilet.

First, I get a plastic bag and use it to cover my hand like a glove. Then I pick up the plastic knife and cut up the poop. This prevents any poop water from accidentally hitting my hand. Once I am done cutting it, I then pull the plastic bag over the knife (already in my hand) to prevent anything from dripping. Then, I wrap it into a second plastic bag and discard in the outside trash. NOT the bathroom trash or kitchen trash.

Also, I find that eating all bran helps to stay consistent. And if you get the occasional constipation Colace works wonders!!

Anonymous's picture
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I think the tick on your scrotum was from fucking a moose in the ass.

Anonymous's picture
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So as I am typing this am on the toilet trying to drop the evil monster. I have read the whole page and this beast is still just crowning my anus. This is a funny subject but the pain is not a laughing matter. I would like someone to write out a honest and well thought out reason for why I am dropping a hell beast such as this one. I'll probably still be here on the toilet when the answer is given. This will be the only way the browns get to the super bowl.

Anonymous's picture
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This shit. Too funny!