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Ask PoopReport: My Mom Feels No Urges

Posted 07.14.2009 by RMB (10)
My mother gave birth to me twenty-one years ago, and ever since then, she has NEVER HAD AN URGE TO GO POOP. She only has mild, intermittent constipation when going, but her body doesn't tell her she needs to go poop! Even if she takes strong laxatives, she has no urge ever, and just has to remember to go by herself. If she wanted to, she could not go for a month, even though at any time, she is ABLE to go.

In other words, she doesn't really have constipation -- only sometimes -- but she never gets that feeling that she needs to go.

Something else to note is that when my mom's water broke, the doctors in Russia gave her these shots that stopped her labor so they wouldn't have to work early in the morning. And instead, my mom gave birth to me the next day, after many birth-stimulating drugs to re-stimulate the whole process. This sounds absurd, but hospital practices in Russia can be very corrupt. Ever since that day my mom gave birth, twenty-one years ago, she has NEVER HAD AN URGE TO GO POOP!

Many new mothers have this trouble for a few days or weeks, but this has been going on for twenty-one years!

It seems like my mom has some kind of neuro-muscular problem or paralysis of some sort somewhere that prevents the urge to go poo. She has the normal urge to go pee, though. She is otherwise healthy and not paralyzed or desensitized anywhere else. ANY INPUT AT ALL WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. PLEASE HELP!!

phatmanxxl (514) -- 07.14.2009

Maybe some nerves got severed? Or could be somekind of spinal injury? Im sure only a doctor can come up with a prognosis after a few exams.

Deja Poo (999) -- 07.14.2009

Mamye vashye mozhno nikakat cheperz mesyat? Eto yzhas kakoe-to. A esli sevonya ni mogu ya, chem zavtra obyazatelno. A esli ni zavtra, chem poslizavtrashnii prognoz - eto snegopad derma!

I've been to maternity hospitals in Russia and it's a wonder that anybody, especially the newborns, survive.

I've got little advice to offer regarding this, only my sympathies for you and your mother. I would suggest that you start with your family doctor and see what he recommends.

Do etovo vermeni, ydachi vam and ocobenno vashei materi.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Bran Lover (675) -- 07.14.2009

OB/GYN or Proctologist...hmmmm...
Sounds like she is dealing quite wel with it anyway. Don't feel tooo guilty! Haha.


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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

pnuttycorn (461) -- 07.14.2009

I had a whole bunch of stuff to say, and then I decided to just say Mom knows best cuz I am currently weaning myself off opiates (with Dr's supervision) after back surgery so I am lacking in judgement or anything else at this moment. She's been dealing with it for 21 years, so...maybe you need some therapy if you're feeling guilty.. or full of shit... HAhahah sorry, couldn't help myself.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 07.15.2009

Perhaps she just doesn't give a shit.

sittingpretty (2332) -- 07.15.2009

Bring your mom to America for a dianosis. Anyplace but Russia. If they haven't found out why she has no pooping urge by now, after 21 yrs, they are not going to.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Anonymous Khoward (not verified) -- 07.16.2009

she probably has a colonoscopy bag she is not telling people about.

Maybe she is breaking it down to just methane and crop dusting...but then....she's not human!!!

It has to go somewhere!!!. In a bowl, in in your undies or down your legs

Pooperoldboy (not verified) -- 07.18.2009

Wow that's really too bad about your mom! I think you (and phatmanxxl) are exactly right that she suffered some kind of very unfortunate subtle neurological damage by the doctors during giving birth which might possibly be treatable by new stem cell research treatments on the way!?! Good wishes to you and your mom!!!

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 07.19.2009

Pooperoldboy, I like the idea, but while America is under the tyranical rule of the "Christian Right" we will never advance medically or scientiffically. My advice is go to Europe, or Cuba.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

ChiefThunderbutt (2784) -- 07.19.2009

All the Franchophobes will jump on me for this but the World Health Organization rates the medical care available in France as the best in the world. One of my in-laws has a sister that has lived in France for the last 40 years and she confirms this opinion.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Blind Mullet (575) -- 07.19.2009

...so the Frogs have the best medical care in the world?!?!?!?
Big call, that one.
Still, any people that can survive on stale bread sticks and steeeeenky cheese and garlic and foul vino, and make money producing Citroens, and pee in the streets, and refuse to acknowledge deodorants, well...
Any people that well adjusted to living in squalor probably have no need for a health system anyway.
Don't know that I'd want Dr. Marcel Marceau operating on me with his pretend scalpel while holding his top-hat against an imaginary wind, then trying to escape out of an imaginary glass case.
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 07.20.2009

I re-read this post and I am confused. The mother feels no urge and thus won't poop for weeks on end. That just doesn't sound right. I had a spinal injury several years ago and lost feeling below my chest for quite some time (fortunatly nerves can heal over time an I am back up to 100%). I had zero feeling or urge to poop, but poop would come out anyway. I would be walking along in my hospital gown and a log would roll on out with me being unaware.
My point is that the body must poop. It must rid itself of built up waste. If it doesn't then you will die. Just because the mom feels no urge to poop doesn't mean that she WON'T poop unless she tries. The poop will come out anyway. So, I think I will call this fake. Or inacurate, as I can understand part of it, but the rest makes no sense.

My helpful advice, go see a doctor. Nerve damage can be dealt with if diagnosed and treated properly. May be a painful and slow recovery, but can be done. I am walking proof.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

ChiefThunderbutt (2784) -- 07.20.2009

Sorry Mullet...I didn't make the call...the WHO did, although a relative of my in-laws who has lived in America, the UK and France says the report is accurate.

Nine Inch...Thank you for your statement I was also perplexed by why Mom didn't just shit herself without knowing about it, although I would imagine the smell might give it away occasionally.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Dildo Baggins (115) -- 07.20.2009


Actually, I came across this same problem many times...in prison!! My cellmate The Pumper had an acute case after a shower time run in with the Snokes brothers._______
Look out for Number 1, but don't step in Number2

Bungholio5 (not verified) -- 10.09.2009

Ok..... Sooo nine inch log you're crazy and rude along with the other rere who agreed with you because I have this exact problem. my water broke and I didn't have my daughter until the next day I had a 24 hour labor and ever since then which has been three years now I have back pain and don't ever take a shit. I have ABSOLUTELY no urge to whatsoever so if thats fake then then thats a wierd coincidence that I have the same problem. Here she is on here for advice and you think she makes it up. Ha. Rude people. Anyways I still until this day have felt no urge to go and I try everyday sometimes I sit there for an hour and rock back and fourth and side to side to try and move my intestines, I work out doing yoga every other day to keep my body moving and excersized, and I eat two prunes with two cups of coffee every morning im telling you it doesn't work right away but within about a week something will come out and if she doesn't have the urge to tell her just to sit there for awhile and rock. The same day I started drinking two cups of coffee and eating too (dry) prunes (in a can) I also took an enema just in case there was any blockage I dont remember exactly what it was called but it was a clear tablet shaped as a bullet that you stick way up in there and it says it taked 15 to an hour to kick in but it makes you feel you have to go right away whatever your do DONT GO RIGHT AWAY hold it for as long as you can and the urge will go away and come back. that helped it seams because its only been about two weeks now and It gave me alot of gas which helped move my bowels and push the toxins out although its only a tiny poop everytime its something and its helping the more you do it. Tell her to LIVE by this and not to give up she has to keep it up for her body to get back on track and start using those muscles again its not gonna take just a few trys. Good Luck!!!

sittingpretty (2332) -- 10.09.2009

I rock back and forth and side to side just to get the liquishits out.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Bilgepump (2776) -- 10.09.2009

I rock back and forth, side to side, as well, but thats because the toilet is on a wickedly uneven floor and not bolted down.


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

sittingpretty (2332) -- 10.09.2009

My toilet is new and bolted down properly. Tell the truth. You have a teeter totter for a toilet don't you, Bilge.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Bilgepump (2776) -- 10.09.2009

well, ya...like you and everybody else doesn't?
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

sittingpretty (2332) -- 10.09.2009

No, I don't as I teet my own tot.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Mrs. Mad Crapper (1117) -- 10.09.2009

What kinda sexual slur is that in reference to?!
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Bilgepump (2776) -- 10.09.2009

I'm not sure, but I hope its on youtube.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

sittingpretty (2332) -- 10.09.2009

It has no sexual reference. It means that I lean far to the right then far to the left then rock forward and rock backward. I'm just being silly as it's friday! And i'm going to the homecoming game where my neice is on the court. It's my first outing in a looong time and I'm kind of excited!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

prarie doggin (3905) -- 10.09.2009

We need to have a friday afternoon happy hour here. Maybe in the forums.

Mrs. Mad Crapper (1117) -- 10.09.2009

Oh the derails that would bring.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

sittingpretty (2332) -- 10.14.2009

Are we starting this friday, PD? I can't get on the forems with my Palm Treo. But I will be thinking about y'all.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Artful Dodger (394) -- 10.14.2009

Has your dad mentioned what else your mom feels no urge to do?

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