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Posted 08.06.2009 by Rhiannon (10)
Dear PoopReport,

I've been searching the net and can't really find any information about a problem I have with my mother. For the past ten+ years, she's been crapping on the toilet. On the toilet. And it's been getting worse in the past few years. When I point it out to her, she either ignores it, or smears it more on the toilet with a piece of toilet paper, and it grosses me out more. I use a totally different toilet from her.

She's pretty sharp, but when it comes to me pointing out that there's crap on the toilet, it pretty much falls on deaf ears. Is this a form of mental illness? Just for your information, she's a first-class narcissist. It doesn't make me proud to admit it, but things are what they are. I'd appreciate any help you can offer.

plop cop (116) -- 08.06.2009

Not enough info. Is she senile? Does she have Alzheimer's Disease? Can you carry on a conversation intelligently? Is she mobile? I know of one person who is vigorously supervised to the point that the only retaliation she feels she has is to fail at the "basics". She gets her digs in while the supervision continues. Could this be the case?

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Now that's what a men's room is supposed to smell like!

Deja Poo (999) -- 08.06.2009

She's crapping ON the toilet, you say? Sounds like she's engaging in high altitude bombing raids instead of the low-level ones like most of us perform. Maybe she needs to have a Norden bombsight attached to her butt? Hmmm. I wonder where we can find some vintage scrapped B-17's or B-24's.

I'm with plop cop. Not enough info. I will say, though, that my mother went through this as her mental health deteriorated because of Alzheimer's. We couldn't retrain her, so we had to provide assistance, which isn't all that bad once you get over the fact that you're helping another adult take a dump.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

ChiefThunderbutt (2779) -- 08.06.2009

Rhiannon......All I can do is ditto Deja and plop, come back with more info and you will get a better response. By the way...does she shit while standing?


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

IBS NO MORE (324) -- 08.06.2009

Rhiannon--if she's elderly, you might need to accept the fact that Mom may simply be starting to lose control of her bodily functions, which she probably knows but is embarrassed by, and then your mentioning it makes it worse. Her vision might also be starting to slide, which could be why she's smearing instead of wiping the poop off completely.

In any case, do you think she enjoyed changing your dirty diapers for three years? Maybe you could view this as returning the favor and help her out. Yes, it's gross, but as we mature we must learn to deal with life's little unpleasantries and move on.

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When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not. - Yoda

pnuttycorn (461) -- 08.06.2009

Is she such a first class narcissist thet she refuses to set her pristine ass on something as vile as a toilet? Does she pee on the toilet? How old is she? Is she otherwise in good health? I'm with evreyone else. Need more info please.

ChiliKahKah (1007) -- 08.06.2009

Getting old is not for sissies.

Lame comment! -3 points
Dildo Baggins (115) -- 08.06.2009


After dealing with pretty much the same problem with my mother in law I have a solution.... lock the nasty old twat up in a cage under the stairs to the basement. Every couple of days throw in a handfull of doggie treats, and every week or so, hose the old cunt off. Of course, you can also swat her on the snout with a rolled up newspaper when she makes a mess. If it works with a dog, it will work with a smelly, fucked up, nasty ass old twat._______
Look out for Number 1, but don't step in Number2

ChiefThunderbutt (2779) -- 08.06.2009

My mother died a few years ago at the age of 100, she required round the clock care the last several years of her life. She didn't want to be placed in a nursing home so care was provided by my wife and three sisters. She was incontinent in both ways and needed several diaper changes each day. We were relieved in a way when she died but the time spent with her in her last years were something that all of us cherished. She is missed very much and still loved.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Lame comment! -4 points
Dildo Baggins (115) -- 08.07.2009


Your mothers Dead? I guess that explains why she didn't move around too much when I fucked her :-)_______
Look out for Number 1, but don't step in Number2

Bilgepump (2776) -- 08.07.2009

Buh bye, Dildo, thanks for playing.


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

sittingpretty (2332) -- 08.07.2009

Dildo has issues.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

ChiefThunderbutt (2779) -- 08.08.2009

I wish you well Mr Baggins, perhaps a decade or two of psychoanalysis will help you get your life in order and cure you of your compulsion to try to say hurtful things. Nothing you say can sully the memories of one of the greatest ladies who ever graced my life. You are a sick puppy.

You will be old one of these days and possibly have issues that others will have to deal with. I hope you are not surrounded by people with your level of humanity and compassion when that happens.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Deja Poo (999) -- 08.08.2009

Why wait until he's old and feeble? I say lock him in a cage under the stairs now.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

LeandraCullen (913) -- 08.09.2009

Some of Dildo's posts have a familiar ring to them...
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The Original Grasshopper

ChiefThunderbutt (2779) -- 08.09.2009

Hi Leandra.....I hope you are doing OK. The reason Dildo's posts look familiar is because he used to post under the name "Hugh Jasshole", which was very appropriate as he has shown us over and over again that is what he is. He tells us above how he thinks his mother-in-law should be dealt with but fails to mention that he lives in her home, at least that is what he says in his profile. I would have to say that a forty-six old man who lives in his mom-in-law's house is a pathetic example of manhood. He feels it is necessary to say atrocious things about others in an attempt to cover his own shortcomings. He is obviously trying to accrue massive amounts of bad Karma as he traverses his hate filled journey through life. He will probably be reincarnated as a tape worm in a leper's asshole. Poor fucker.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

LeandraCullen (913) -- 08.09.2009

Why...maybe it's just me, but why are there repeated words in all the new comments? And CTB, I knew this, I was trying to make a point that DB is...it's quite obvious that it's him, especially when I saw a post that I rememebred with the new name on it. And on his profile, the URL still says Hugh JAsshole.
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The Original Grasshopper

Bran Lover (675) -- 08.10.2009

My mom has Old Timers' now. Can't wait for the loss of bodily control stuff. Sigh...

Rhia, if there are no health issues, then maybe just get a housekeeper to clean the toilet or something? Maybe she will feel like she can sit down again? Maybe she will quit if she has to pay for a cleaner? Otherwise, you may ask a doctor about this. Does she know what year it is? My mom never does. It may indicate the beginning stages of mental stuff that the Doc can help with!

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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

sittingpretty (2332) -- 08.10.2009

My grandmother is forgetful and doesn't like to talk about anything real complicated. I was just discussing with my aunt how I think gramma is experiencing senility. The pooping on the toilet seat is probably due to senility.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

daphne (4404) -- 08.11.2009

If Mom is pretty sharp in other areas, it might be that she is doing it on purpose, and that could be mental illness of some sort. I don't mean dementia, but maybe some type of Alzheimer's or other mental illness where inappropriate behaviors pop up. For example, when some men get old, they will start to behave very improperly around their grandchildren. I remember reading an Anne Landers a few years ago about someone's father who had started touching the granddaughter in a sexual way. Anne Landers' contacts said that this was one type of mental illness that older men could develop. Maybe this is some type of old-age turd terrorism.

So, Rhiannon, what happens if you don't clean up the toilet? Does she then use the other toilet, or does she sit on the previous mess? I don't know if this would tell you whether or not she's doing it on purpose, but it would surely tell you if she realizes the poop's there and what the consequences are of sitting in it.

Best wishes, and let us know how things go. Sorry about the flame drama in the earlier comments. Shit happens, you know?


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 08.11.2009

What happens if you don't point out the poop? Does she poop on the toilet every time? Does she pee on the toilet as well? Is there anyone else there with you two? Does she do this when you are not home? How old is she?

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Bran Lover (675) -- 08.14.2009

Nine inch, it's all so frustrating. I hear it in your voice. I feel your pain. We all have questions and we all are holding our breatheses waiting for an answer....

(No, PD, NOT breasteseses)
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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 08.15.2009

Yes I know Bran. I often wonder about those who write in with a question then never follow up. It has been pretty good lately and there have been some very interesting conversations. I just don't understand why anyone would asks question the boy stick around to see the answer.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

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