Pierre prepares for massive messy goosing.

Citizens urged not to look up.

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Be sure to wipe your feet.

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Anyone want to buy a Poo-brella or poopie poncho? Get them while their not so hot! Prices going up soon!

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"What is green and white, falls from the sky and has YOUR name on it"

Be happy cows don't fly!
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1). That isn't snow falling this winter.

2). Like Alfred Hitchcock's Birds, only worse.

3). Terrorist geese to assault the Captiol.

4). There is more then just mud slinging going on at the capital today.

5). In South Dakota, Santa is giving something else to the naughty via a flock of geese.

6). There is no Six.

7). Patriotic geese doing their doodie for the state captial.

8). White washing the capital.

Okay, that was too much fun!

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Always,
Craven Morhead

Every morning, the speakers of the house and senate bring their gavels down to call to order the members of South Dakota’s Legislature. Conversations slowly subside, members take their seats and the business begins. The business beneath the capitol dome involves writing and passing laws. But enough about that. It’s the business above the capitol dome that concerns us today. That business is being conducted by tens of thousands of Canadian Geese. And guess what they are passing down?

"Geese-ster Noer-Easter"

Canada's Weapons of Ass Destruction Targeting the US.

"Fecal fusillade fired from f***ing flock"

question: when he says, "state capitol," is he referring to the city or the building?
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i love poop.

If the geese have their way, our state's business will soon be conducted beneath a crapitol dome.

Pierre's "Fowl" Air - Canadian Geese Expected to Cause Mayhem at the Capital

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If he were referring to the city, he would have spelled it "capital"

sure, but then why didn't he say "on" instead of "over"? to me, geese would poop over a city, and on a building. you're assuming that the reporter was using the correct word in "capitol," which may not be the case. they have editors for a reason, you know. semantics, baby. gotta love 'em.
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i love poop.

I wonder what he used, if any, of the suggestions. Or did he look at the screen dejectedly, sigh, and turn towards the window in his office. That lovely, 3rd story view beckoning him to come closer...closer com'ere BP, you don't need to have a job where you are told to report bird doo-doo.......

Let us know how it went, BP, my imagination's getting the best of me.

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I understand that Canada geese poop every 8 minutes, on the average; by my observation, they eat almost constantly, and I certainly have seen enough of them defecate. What a nuisance! They are lovely in flight, if headed away from here. Good luck, Pierre SD!