Dear PoopReport,
Does the anus get smaller as we get older?
When I was young, I had large, hard, thick poops that nonetheless came out easily, with no problems.
Now that I am older, my poops are smaller, thinner, and softer -- except occasionally I have a somewhat large one (though nowhere near the size I had as, say, a teen-ager). And yet, even those moderately hard and medium-sized turds are now harder to get out. The only thing I can figure is that, since I don't do such huge ones any more, my anus has shrunk. Is that possible?
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