Did they leave golf balls on your sandwich too?

There exists the possibility that what you saw was not a turd but a speckled brown sewer trout. If your commode is a weak flusher the trout is able to swim against the flow with ease. If you see it again make a grab for it. If it squishes in you grasp it was not a trout.......oops.

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Probably chunks of lining of your intestine or mucus. Body's way of ridding toxins.

It would appear from the size and description that a White Spotted Slimy Salamander crawled up your butt in the night and died. The cramps were caused by it thrashing around trying to escape. Does it look like this?

LOL Thunderbox it was wider than that. If it was a salamander, he must have been very talented since I have insomnia and even a car driving by outside can wake me up, and I almost always sleep with clothes on.

Spotted poops are common for people doing intestinal cleansing, especially if using bentonite clay. Sounds like you are doing a bit of cleansing yourself.... The hard way!

I guess something in that food is like clay then.

The doctors told me to take docusate sodium and miralax, but I had been for months and never seen such a thing.

When I had impaction I even had to suffer through magnesium sulfate. They told me it tasted like sprite, but it was more like extremely sour melted lemon jello with a heaping of salt. Now that magnesium sulfate produced a horrendous, painful mess that had me in the bathroom for like 11 hours but it still didn't have spots! :D

I think someone's posted about a similar problem before, and I believe Motherload told him that the white spots probably were undigested fat. Could that be it, do you think?

What else was on that sandwich?? Sounds you pooped out a whole loaf of undigested mortadella.

I think all of you are full of the drizzly,running shits!

Actually shit master, I'm not full. I'm empty. Its running down my legs as we speak.

oddly, it was a regular sub sandwich from... let's call it FuffaBlooey's. *shudders to think what is in bread, meat, cheese and lettuce that could cause such horrors*

Thunderbutt, who told you that was me swallowing those trouts whole?!

Well SP, at least you didn't swallow your eye. You would really regret that one.

Are you sure you didn’t just blow a humungous fart and your boyfriend didn’t just leave that deposit and forgot to flush? Hmm…

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Trazadone is a white, crystalline substance according to internet description, and 20 percent of it is supposedly excreted in the poop, while 80 percent is excreted in urine. Is it possible that it colors your poop?

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Daphne, I'm not on Trazadone anymore. I was a couple of years ago and I had just mentioned it because it made me not poop AT ALL for 2 weeks and Milk of Magnesia didn't work so I had to drink Magnesium Sulfate, and even then I didn't see anything like that. The spots are even bigger than a pill would be. And the stuff floating was like gooey/stringy- I considered the possibility that it could be mucus since the doctors say IBS causes that, but I'd never seen that much !

I've been on the same medications now for a while (Wellbutrin XL, Lexapro, Seasonale, Tizanadine, Mobic, Miralax, Docusate Sodium) and had doses and medicines changed but I had never seen anything like that.

Ms. Spotted, I've done some research on your mystery, and have come a startling conclusion. Your backside may be infested with the very rare albino colon leech. The white spots in your poop are the shed skin of these most rare and wonderous creatures, who, like snakes, shed their outer layers as they grow. These lovely little darlings feast on roughage and fiber, absolutely delight in toxins, and enjoy the occasional poop stimulant cocktail.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

SP,
Don't worry about it.They were probably"Butt Dumplings" !

Are you sure they weren't suction cups?

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

If it's a one time thing, maybe it as just something in the sandwich. Just don't eat at that place again...
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!