_A large pile of clothing. -One of my patients at the hospital thought she was doing her laundry. ______
"Frank, that is a VERY personal thing!" -Nurse Tomain

_Toothbrush(not mine)______
Producing waste since 1967

A "personal massager". I swear, my tenants are worse than wild animals.

I found Daphne's penny.

A duck. Our three-year-old boy was angry that we would not fill up the tub to let his duckling swim, so he just put the baby bird in the toilet. Both seemed to enjoy it thoroughly.

Strange and expensive - my new camera/cell phone

my grandmother's cat. it was very strange......

When I was 11 or so I accidently dropped my electronic dictionary/thesaurus in the toilet. Fortunately all I did was take a whiz. I was able to take the thing apart and let the parts dry. It kept working and never had a piss odor on it :)

a rubber snake.apparently my dad thought it would be funny to see who would be the first to notice it. well needless to say, i thought it was real and i ran out of the bathroom screaming like a little girl.

The strangest thing I ever saw, was when my sister came to get me to show a poop she did in the toilet, and I swear, it was shaped just like a dolphin!

I went to clean the mens room one night and found bright blue poop that filled the entire toilet and mounded out over the water. What the hell do people eat?

Bilgepump's fingerprints. He'd heard I'd dropped that penny.

Seriously, my son's stuffed gorilla. He dropped it in a porta potty in 1994. I had to fish it out.

Ew.

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My cat, Cujo, when he was about 7 weeks old. He was so small we could barely see the top of his head over the rim.

He jumped in chasing my husband's stream of pee.

Cats are weird.

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What do you mean you didn't see it? It was right next to the toilet!

I drank 32oz of Gatorade X-Factor, Fruit Punch and Berry this morning, and just dropped a bright red poop later in the afternoon. I suspect it may have been the gatorade, since the drink stained my tongue and mouth red after consuming. However, what if it was really blood, and I have a serious health issue? I found out that they use "red 40" dye in this drink. Has anyone ever had this happen to them.

BRP: I had a similar thing happen with Mountain Dew Pitch Black... that's the grape flavored Mountain Dew that they started a few years ago around Halloween.

Anyway, I drank quite a bit of that when it came out, and almost immediately started having bright green, like neon green poops from the blue dye in the drink. I've also had upsetting dumps after eating red velvet cake.

My advice would be to wait a couple of days, see a doc if you don't quit crapping red stuff.

BRP: Glad you posted this. You saved me a trip to the ER. 1 yr old son has had a stomach bug and had not been able to keep anything down until yesterday morning. As part of the hydration regimen, we gave him Gatorade X-Factor, Fruit Punch and Berry and this evening he had bright red diarrhea. Since he has no other symptoms his doctor thought it okay to wait and see. No more for him!

ALRIGHT, damn it. This thread is about strange things you've seen in a toilet. I THINK Chuck meant strange things OTHER than poop.

You can find the thread discussing colors-in-poop here. Thank you.

This morning, I found a penny in the toilet. I live alone, with two cats, and had just flushed it after my morning movement, so I'm starting to believe it's a sign for something, just not sure if it's good or bad. Oh and I'm way to old to be eatting pennies, so not to sure what happened there.

Don't worry my friend. The penny probably just fell out of your pocket the other day and you didn't notice.

my pet turtle...

we were washing his aquarium, so took him out..
then he kinda dissapeared - turns out he had found a new home...
took awhile to lure him out of the hole, but once he did come out, we rescued him from his otherwise flushed fate.

he's really big now - too big to fit in the toilet hole I presume :)

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To clog or not to clog...
too late - already clogged.

Stopped at the 24 hour Wall-Mart earlier tonight to use the conveniences... In the toilet there was an ipod nano.
The thing that I thought was strange, it was floating.

So does it work ok?

My daughter;
We were staying at a hotel when she was only about two and a half years old.
She had gone to pee and the seat was up. She sat down anyway and needless to say was practically swallowed by the rathr large commode.
Her little arms were on the rim like the arms of a chair.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

A kodak moment. I hope you took a picture.

My hand, One time when I was wasted I was taking a leak and then passed out. When I woke up my hand was in the toilet (deep in the toilet) Sad part was my new watch on my wrist which was in the toilet filled with water and pee.

PD.......No pictures, my wife would have killed me.

Years ago a friend was helping me overindulge in alcohol when he was overcome with the urge to upchuck a dozen or so delicious margaritas. He made it to the commode Ok and returned to my company several minutes later sporting a toothless grin. He puked so violently he lost his dentures but did not notice until he had flushed them.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!