Ask Poopreport: I Have A Stinky, Dirty, Gross Ass ... Even After Wiping.
"Hooty" wrote in with a concern:
OK, Ive had this problem for years. It started only in public places; when I pooped, the dry, cheap toilet paper wasn't enough to get me clean, and my ass cheeks would be stuck together for the rest of the day. Eventually I had to shit at home, and I had to use wet wipes. But now, even after wet wipes, in a few hours my butt will smell and have a small amount of feces around it.
I usually poop before my shower then get my butt nice and clean. I bought new wet wipes that have a different chemical on them. I woke up a few nights ago after pooping that evening and realized my butt was dirty with poop. I tried to go back to sleep, but instead I decided to get up and wipe it with wet wipes. When I got back in bed my butt hurt because I must have wiped too hard. So I got up again and wiped a little more and then fell asleep. When I fell asleep my butt was clean, but when I woke up, a little more poop was around butt. I feel like the only way to clean it is with a shower.
What's wrong with me?