Ask PoopReport: My Very Repulsive Husband
I have a huge problem in my marriage: my husband doesn't wipe very good after he poops.
Yesterday morning I walked in the bathroom and was hit with the stench of poo. I looked in the toilet. Nothing. I looked around the toilet. Nothing. I looked all over the floor. Nothing. So I took some bathroom cleaner and sprayed the whole toilet down and cleaned it; but when I went back later, it was still stinky. I could NOT figure out where the HECK the smell came from. Then, late last night, I happened to glance in the shower and see a small wad of hair (mine, cause I shed) blocking the drain. I reached down and pulled it up, but it was stuck, so I tugged, and then tugged some more, and then out comes three balls of poop attached to the hair!!!
I was HORRIFIED!! I threw it back on the shower drain and ran.
I told my husband. He told me (as he was LAUGHING!) that the poop was his. He threw his back out and couldn't reach very good to wipe, so when he took a shower he had danglies and they got washed down the drain.
From the size of two of them, I think he took his big toe and pushed them through the drain.
Oh my god. I am soooo grossed out. I don't even want his hands touching me. What's sad is that this isn't the first time I found poop in the shower! This is SERIOUSLY affecting how I view him. It totally grosses me out.
I looked on the net, but I can't find anyone else who does this, nor a wife who is facing the same issue. HELP!!