That's so fucking gross; I think I'm going to puke. Thanks for sharing asshole.

Are you a walrus, perhaps? That would account for the fishiness.

eeeeeewwww

Maybe it's sperm?

Stool normally contains a small amount of mucus, but passing stools with visible amounts of mucus can be from a variety of causes. Mucus in the stool is a common symptom of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) and ulcerative colitis (UC), and is seen to a lesser degree in Crohn's disease (CD). A bacterial infection, anal fissure, or a bowel obstruction may also cause the passage of mucus.

Go see your doctor

Its just turd after-birth, you are leaving the seat too early.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Do you feel OK otherwise? How long ago did it start? Details. Need details please. I think you need more fiber. So bran muffin up, buttercup.

oh god, no more details please

I handle nasal mucus by blowing my nose, I would imagine that anal mucus could be handled by blowing your ass.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Seems like anytime we humans have a bacterial or fungal overgrowth, it smells fishy...

A cursory search of the web indicates this particular problem could be evidence of a yeast infection (yes, men can get them too!).

One person with the same problem suggests eating garlic and drinking cranberry juice... I would add that maybe taking acidophilus or other friendly flora supplements would help achieve the same end (kill off the yeast, or at least bring it under control).

Broken Record Alert!!
Guess what else helps control bacterial and fungal overgrowth in our bodies? FOOD COMBINING! :)

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I'm not sure what there is out there that can help you with your bass ass there birdz. Have you considered working on a Japanese fishing trawler?

To rid your ass of its fishy smell, stop wiping it with your dirty panties.

Are you part St. Bernard ?

Protein smells fishy and mucus is protien.
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Mucous is protien!! Well that's the last time I spit it out. That'll save me about $10/week on protien bars.

I don't think it is nutritious protein, Bilepump. I think sperm is protein too but I don't recommend eating it. Ew, yuck, I'm gagging my ownself.
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You must mean PD, SP...I'm a proteinphobe.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

SP....I might point out that the milt sacs of most fish, gonads that contain sperm, are highly desirable food items in many cultures. They are called "soft caviar" and are quite delicious.

When I was young we would wade the icy waters of several local creeks and gig suckers in the very early spring. The fish were edible albeit very bony. The roe and milt were the best parts of the fish. Nothing quite like fried fish jizz.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

You are so right, Bilepump! I get you and PD confused and/or I like to type the word Bilepump. Chief, I had fish row before and as I recall it tasted so good that it was better than sex.
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::: thinking SP hasn't gotten any in awhile :::
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You thought correctly, Ibbies. And that is because it hurts 10/10 pain to have sex. It is all good until I get penetrated then yow-firery burning pain-I can't take it!
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WOW... so sorry to hear that SP! You poor dear!

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My sister's dog (Pug X Jack Russel)has the same problem, she took him to the vet and he said it has to do with secretions from anal glands that normally happen during the defecation. The vet said that sometimes these glands get blocked, and that touching them will release that liquid, and that fishy smell. The dog gets quite embarrassed when it happens. Go see your doctor.

You ask "why does it SMELL?" Are you kidding me? Some oozy crude streams out of your ass and you're perplexed that it SMELLS? It smells (bad) to let you know that you shouldn't eat it. It smells to keep donikers at a safe distance (which also benefits you.) Don't ask for whom the butt mucus smells; it smells for thee.

SP, you don't eat sperm. From what I understand, sperm is like raw oysters: you dump a load in your mouth and swallow it. At least every woman that I've ever been with has dealt with the matter in this manner.

However, if you have more questions about this, you should ask our resident right wing fanatic. He seems to be an expert in such matters. Ask him about Chimpanzee sperm while you're at it.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Who is our resident right wing phanatic? Is it the Chief?
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C. Everett Poop

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Oh.
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Understandable mistake, SP.

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I don't consider chief a righty but you know how things are, you never know.
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