Awesome! I want to get one of those. I think it's a wonderful statement about celebrity. The little shitter will get over what ever embarassment comes from this. Hell! This is nothing compared to the embarassment of having Tom Cruise as your dad.
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Bet it won't flush worth a damn.

How warped is that kid going to be? How warped are we for being fascinated by this?

I just may earn my first lame tag here, but Tom Cruise deserves it for going through with this asinine invasion of his daughter's privacy.

Fuck Tom Cruise in the ass with the bronzed poop!!! And Katie Holmes too, for buying into the Scientology bullshit and not standing up for her daughter.
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I agree that this is just too far. It's ridiculous. Millions of "normal" kids are embarrassed enough just by baby pictures alone. This poor kid has more pictures than the rest of us, her celebrity parents, and her own poop to embarrass her. Her parents have ruined her life for her before she was even able to get a chance to do something for herself. Poor kid.

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Tom Cruise has been solidly marrying women younger and younger since Mimi Rogers, and now I see why. It's his need to control them.

Hell, at this rate, his next wife should be turning 15 in a day or two.

Katy Holmes has really gotten herself into some serious shit here. She is forever associated to this nut job because they share a child, and that's a scary thought. I hope she runs away soon, if not for her sake, then for the kid's. Maybe those maternals will kick in. Let's hope.

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Crap. I just pledged to try to stay on topic, which was the poop plaque, and already I went off on another TomKat tangent.

My original thought when reading this was "Tom set his daughter up for this by being so secretive with the kid to begin with. He could have easily taken a home video of Suri and mom playing on the floor or something, cuddling, whatever, and then sent that to his publicity handler, and in that way Suri wouldn't have been traumatized or what the Hell ever.

I mean, are we supposed to believe that he's not been taking home videos already? See?

I think this has nothing to do with her traumatization at the hands of the public. I think it's another control issue. He could have made himself look rather agreeable to share a video. Lord knows it would have been good for his falling publicity. But no. I don't feel bad for him one bit. I feel bad for that baby. They might as well have named her "Blanket".

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Well, at least he's not holding her over a balcony for everyone to see.

Ugh... just the thought of Tom Cruise makes my bowels let loose. I think it's time to go drop a log! A bronze one at that!

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Who's Tom Cruise?

*cough, cough, sputter, sputter*

Someone get Bilgepump a great comment flag for that, please!

I wonder if they would do a statue of my shite? It would be HUGE and look amazing on the mantlepiece. I wonder how much it will go for on E-bay and which sick bastard will buy it?

This just in from the Tom Cruise Press Release Machine: "Hello, universe! It's me again! Guess what? I peed last night. It was asparagus pee. My latest wife farted. Did you know women farted? I didn't. Isn't that great? Also: my baby threw-up. It was fantastic! I was jumping up and down on my couch while watching Oprah while my wife cleaned up the vomit. Isn't that terrific? Can I have an Oscar, please?"

The only Oscar Tom may ever get will be Ocellatus astronotus and fit into roughly a 125 gallon fish tank if he keeps this up.

EDIT And I have to add to this as to my own conscience. Suri Cruise is the cutest baby I've seen in years and years. I mean cute. I don't care what anyone else says, that's a cute baby. She looks happy and adorable and I must give credit where credit is due.

I'd so babysit, even if I had to strap Reynold's Wrap on my head and take some sort of "what kind of alien are you" test. That's a cute baby.
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ok, so which is worse---having a bronze statue of what one thinks is what the kid's first poo looks like, or actually freezing the damn thing to show him/her later???

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Please forgive my rant, but who the hell cares about baby sbit? I am so damn sick and tired of celebrities being elevated to the level of demigods that I could just puke. They are entertainers for pete's sake. Their opinions are no better than anyone else's. Anyone else who blows off bullshit like Cruise's scientology nonsense wold be publicly lableed an idiot. We put this bonehead on a pedestal. I think I like his kid's shit better than I do him. It doesn't talk.

This is utterly ridiculous!!!!! I cant believe anyone would want their childs poop bronzed!

Poor kid already has enough problems waiting for her before she even knows what's going on, just because her parents are celebrities. It would be much better if they could flush the poop like normal people and get on with the next thing in their lives.

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Well, um, we have to be entertained by something, even if it's idiots.

PoopReport is plenty of entertainment! Then there's the rest of the 'net. But PR come first, of course.

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I have always thought that Tom's elevator never could reach the top floor, this confirms it.

Anyone who would bronze a turd is cuko.

It will be interesting to see who cares about this sculpture 30 years from now.

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Um, so you all know it's not really a cast of Suri's poo, right? It's a biting comment on our asinine obsession with celebrities, and their obsession with fueling it.

Does anyone know how much it went for on EBay?
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