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Sylvester Stallone's mom will read the future in your ass. Honestly.

Posted 01.19.2004 by Dave
Threeply sent this in:

"Stop! Or my mom will read your fortune through your ass! That's right, Jacqueline Stallone is the mother of Sly Stallone and she has the mystical powers of reading your future based on an imprint of your ass. In the past, this nutjob has also claimed to be able to talk with your dogs over the phone as well. I think if I were Sly Stallone, I'd hand this bitch a quick two million bucks to shut the hell up and hang out with her retired friends.

"She calls it Rumpology, but I think the correct term here is Asstrology."

It's only $125 to get your ass read. Anybody volunteer?



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healthy 1 (1430) -- 01.13.2007

I don't think I will bend over backwards to get an ass reading.

I can see a story coming up in the not too distant future. "Rumpologist, Jacqueline Stalone pooped on by man with uncontrollable diarrhea explosion".
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Pucker Up (26) -- 01.13.2007

Ha! The best part of the site is the quote at the bottom, "money is meant to be enjoyed as a tool, not as a goal". In other words, spend your money as a tool on a tool who is maladjusted enough to want to look at your butt.

The Big Wiper (2292) -- 01.13.2007

I think she should try to read dogs' asses. I guarantee you that would prove once and for all if her bark is worse than her bite!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

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