Good product, but crummy marketing.

I don't feel trapped in my home, and I have carge of my life. If I fart in public, it doesn't bother me.

A better marketing ad would be:

Introducing Flat-D. Flat-D, for those who are shameful about farting in public. Flat-D is clinically proven to make your farts smell like roses. Flat-D, available at your local drugstore.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

Aw, this takes all the fun out of it. I rip stinky ass in public all the time. Nobody ever thinks it's me - I'm young, thin, and female. Just drop and walk. The poor slob behind me usually takes the hit.

For my parents 45th anniversary we took them to NYC first to Felidias which is an Italian restaurant owned by that lady that always cooks on PBS. Then it was off to the theater to see 42nd St. which is a great show to see btw. Gas had been a brewin for some time and I was relieved to see that the seat cushions were at LEAST 5 inches thick which provides what I prefer to call MFA which in laymens terms is Maximum Fart Absorption and I shamelessly blew some really awesome farts into these cushions and to my surprise NO STINK. I thought to myself wow if only I had this at home. At intermission it was off to the mens room for number 1. Whilst waiting in line for a urinal I began to brew a big one again! It was one of those farts you know was going to leak out at the urinal no matter how hard I tried to hold it in. I got up to the urinal began to piss in front of about 60 or so people and it happened. One of the hugest loudest farts ever and I didnt hold back. Anyone who was talking stopped the silence was deafening. But I covered up I went AHHHHHEMMMMMMMMMM uhhhhhh just CLEARING MY THROAT! That was followed by uproarious laughter and I think even a few wrote down that line for future reference.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

I ate two whole bowls of instant maple brown sugar oatmeal, and my poo has been so stinky...and thinnish.

There are already products available that change the smell of your farts. Some of them are, half spoiled onions, moldy cabbage, boiled turnips, broccoli, etc..

There would be no joy in letting a fart if it smelled like a rose. I enjoy mine just the way they are.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!