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New Orleans and its catastrophic lack of bathrooms

Posted 02.17.2004 by Dave
I've heard that New Orleans is slowly sinking. Perhaps the ground is growing more unstable because it's becoming more and more saturated every Mardi Gras...
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Unlike bars, the to-go operations are not required to provide toilets for their customers. And they either don't have restrooms or say that they don't, said Leo Watermeier, a French Quarter resident who has been taking inventory of take-out shops that, he said, contribute to a problem long lamented by Quarter residents and visitors alike: the stench of urine in the streets.

A business culture that sells people alcoholic beverages without offering them a place to relieve themselves is one of the reasons, said Watermeier and other residents of the historic district, that so many people urinate in the streets, on walls, between parked cars, in alleyways, on doors and against the walls of landmarks such as St. Louis Cathedral. The French Quarter needs every toilet it can get, said Watermeier, who is leading an effort to require all businesses that sell beer and mixed drinks -- not just bars -- to provide restrooms for their customers.
It's a campaign that has attracted the attention of City Council members Marlin Gusman and Jacquelyn Brechtel Clarkson, who said they are researching the matter. City Councilman Oliver Thomas said he supports a fact-finding campaign that would, among other things, determine the number of to-go outlets without restrooms.
Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
healthy 1 (1426) -- 12.30.2006

This is Katrina speaking to you New Orleans. Have you installed proper restrooms in your city yet?

Sorry about all of the damage that my sister Rita and I caused, but we both had to piss realy really bad, and had no place to do it but all over the city.

If there were restrooms in New Orleans, that could have handled a Category five bladder, Rita and your friend here, Katrina, wouldn't have flooded you out.

Sorry.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

The Big Wiper (2246) -- 12.30.2006

Try New Orleans during Mardi Gras. Actually, don't. The city puts out tons of porta-potties, but it still doesn't help. Lots of peeing and even some pooping in the streets. Snorting. Flashing. MTV cameras everywhere. You name it.

I'm wondering, though, if Katrina will temper all of this somewhat. I lived in the New Orleans area for thirty years but have not been back since the storm. I'm told many people are play-acting but that the city will never be the same. When it comes to lack of facilities, that can't be all bad.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

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