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Have you seen that "Friends" episode...

Posted 02.19.2004 by Dave J
...the one when Chandler and Ross stay at a B&B in Vermont (why they're staying there slips my mind at the moment), and while in a Maple-candy induced craze, Ross begins to steal apples from the lobby? Chandler gets in on the action too, amassing a nice supply of shampoo, soap and batteries (courtesy of the remote control). While it was a comical plot, once again, real life proves that truth is far stranger than fiction.
I'd love to know what some of these klepto-guests were thinking as they frantically flipped the adult channels on the Spectravision, getting their jollies in half-second shots, when they decided to steal, oh, I don't know, A TOILET SEAT? Maybe if they just bucked-up and paid the $3.95 for the entire movie, they wouldn't have to resort to petty (petite, for those Francophones among us) larceny/vandalism. It's bad enough that because of people like that, the remote controls in most chain hotels are now bolted down to the nightstand, which gives good people like me a vicious wrist cramp while attempting to flip through the Spectra...oh, nevermind. Pass me a Phillips-head screw driver...I see a coat hook with my name on it.
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Anonymous Coward -- 02.20.2004

I remember hearning that the Waldorf Astoria in NY has gold toilet seats. I can see why somebody would steal one.
Also, there is a place in Hong Kong with a sold gold toilet. I can see how somebody would want to steal it, since the crapper is rumored to be worth half a million bucks.

Anonymous Coward -- 02.20.2004

I remember hearning that the Waldorf Astoria in NY has gold toilet seats. I can see why somebody would steal one.
Also, there is a place in Hong Kong with a sold gold toilet. I can see how somebody would want to steal it, since the crapper is rumored to be worth half a million bucks.

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