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Posted 03.13.2004 by Dave J
Many (if not all) of us harbor no ill-will towards eating at our desks. From a previous post here on PR (accessible HERE) it seems as if the same people unopposed to desk-dining are absolutly abhorrent about crapper-consuming. Well, new evidence from the University of Arizona shows that the average workstation harbors more than 400 TIMES as many germs as toilet seats.

Telephone key-pads bore the brunt of the bacteria load (the average office contains 20,961 germs per square inch...isn't that just a little too specific to be an average??), checking in at just over 25k greeblies per square inch. Computer mice had only 1,676 per square inch (although I bet if other factors were considered, the fact that the mouse is traditionally also the booger repository would offset the difference).

Regardless, I think I'll be taking my lunch-breaks in the shitter from now on, and will always be sure to wash my hands after typing.
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Anonymous Coward -- 03.15.2004

I've heard that the most disgusting place in the home/office is the bathroom doorknob. Our butts our pretty clean, because they're in our pants all day. So sitting on a toilet seat isn't that bad. But the doorknob... everyone touches it...

Anonymous Coward -- 03.15.2004

I've heard that the most disgusting place in the home/office is the bathroom doorknob. Our butts our pretty clean, because they're in our pants all day. So sitting on a toilet seat isn't that bad. But the doorknob... everyone touches it...

Anonymous Coward -- 03.15.2004

Jimmy; While that is generally assumed to be the case, certain metals, notably brass, are inherintly bacteriostatic. There's something about the alloy that kills germs quickly and efficiently. If your door has a brass handle, consider yourself safer, but certainly not safe.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.15.2004

Jimmy; While that is generally assumed to be the case, certain metals, notably brass, are inherintly bacteriostatic. There's something about the alloy that kills germs quickly and efficiently. If your door has a brass handle, consider yourself safer, but certainly not safe.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.16.2004

Bacteriostatic? What does that mean? It kills bacteria, or it's too slippery and the bacteria fall right off?

My understanding is that bacteria can thrive wherever there is water. So if someone touches the doorknob with wet hands, it is a bacteria haven.

Although I guess metal, being smooth and non-organic, wouldn't be as good a host as, say, moldy food or a wooden shelf. Most of the water will drip off, I guess, or stick to the hands of the next person who uses the knob.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.16.2004

Bacteriostatic? What does that mean? It kills bacteria, or it's too slippery and the bacteria fall right off?

My understanding is that bacteria can thrive wherever there is water. So if someone touches the doorknob with wet hands, it is a bacteria haven.

Although I guess metal, being smooth and non-organic, wouldn't be as good a host as, say, moldy food or a wooden shelf. Most of the water will drip off, I guess, or stick to the hands of the next person who uses the knob.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.16.2004

Dave, brass and copper corrode rapidly with the influence of water. The material CopperSulphate is often flushed down the toilet to clean the pipes. It probably has an antibacterial quility, after all it is poisonious.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.16.2004

Dave, brass and copper corrode rapidly with the influence of water. The material CopperSulphate is often flushed down the toilet to clean the pipes. It probably has an antibacterial quility, after all it is poisonious.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.17.2004

Slim Jim, you got it pretty much right. Metals are essentially nonoxidized salts (meaning that if you oxidize a metal, you get a salt...therefore, in the absence of oxi...you get the idea).
Salts are a big "no-no" if you're a single cell organism. We've probably all seen what table salt does to a slug (I found out myself while still a youth, and felt really, really, really bad for the dying creature, so I poured water on it...rinsed the salt off, but drowned the slug). Salts upset the entire osmotic potential of the critter, makes them very mad...so mad, they die. Well, okay, that's obviously not the true mechanism, but why bore you with osmolarity if you don't already know?

By the way, as I went to hit "Down The Drain!" I realized that I'm probably lying through my teeth about my answer, but I'm about to eat Corned Beef and Cabbage (HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY!) so the real answer will have to wait for a bit.

Besides, it makes sense, so why fight logic?

Anonymous Coward -- 03.17.2004

Slim Jim, you got it pretty much right. Metals are essentially nonoxidized salts (meaning that if you oxidize a metal, you get a salt...therefore, in the absence of oxi...you get the idea).
Salts are a big "no-no" if you're a single cell organism. We've probably all seen what table salt does to a slug (I found out myself while still a youth, and felt really, really, really bad for the dying creature, so I poured water on it...rinsed the salt off, but drowned the slug). Salts upset the entire osmotic potential of the critter, makes them very mad...so mad, they die. Well, okay, that's obviously not the true mechanism, but why bore you with osmolarity if you don't already know?

By the way, as I went to hit "Down The Drain!" I realized that I'm probably lying through my teeth about my answer, but I'm about to eat Corned Beef and Cabbage (HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY!) so the real answer will have to wait for a bit.

Besides, it makes sense, so why fight logic?

Anonymous Coward -- 03.24.2004

Look, I don't give a damn about germs and rusty doorknobs. All I know is if I smell it, I taste it. If I smell poop while I'm eating then my food will TASTE LIKE IT!!! I'll risk ebola and eat at my desk.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.24.2004

Look, I don't give a damn about germs and rusty doorknobs. All I know is if I smell it, I taste it. If I smell poop while I'm eating then my food will TASTE LIKE IT!!! I'll risk ebola and eat at my desk.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.25.2004

"If I smell it, I taste it." I had a picture of your nose taking involuntary control of your body... your head whipping around at the barest scent of shit, your face diving nose-first down to the shit-scented doorknob, your tongue licking the disgusting (yet bacteriostatic) handle while your mind screamed in futile protest.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.25.2004

"If I smell it, I taste it." I had a picture of your nose taking involuntary control of your body... your head whipping around at the barest scent of shit, your face diving nose-first down to the shit-scented doorknob, your tongue licking the disgusting (yet bacteriostatic) handle while your mind screamed in futile protest.

Anonymous Coward -- 03.30.2004

Ha ha!!!! Ew!

Anonymous Coward -- 03.30.2004

Ha ha!!!! Ew!

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